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#169 - Glasses that can see times (36k)

“You insisted on using it yourself.” Yarrow said.

He picked up the quill, thinking that this thing could write down the wrong things he had done. If it was used to interrogate prisoners, it would be very useful. Why was it confiscated as a prohibited item?

After suffering a loss at the beginning, Ji Xiaofei sat aside unhappily, seemingly losing interest in the box of items.

“Hmm? What is this?” Lulu La pulled out a strip of cloth with a flowing texture from the wooden box.

The fabric was very silky and almost transparent, reflecting only a slight luster when held in her hand.

Moreover, Lulu La discovered that her hand covered by the cloth had disappeared!

Her eyes widened.

“Yarrow, this, this seems to be an invisibility cloak!”

“What?”

Yarrow's attention was also attracted. He watched Lulu La's hand disappear after passing through the cloth.

“Is it really an invisibility cloak?”

He reached out to grab it. The texture was silky, as if woven from water. One of his hands covered by it really disappeared into thin air.

He was directly shocked. You know, the invisibility spell is an extremely difficult and unstable spell, and there are time limits for use. But if you can use such an invisibility cloak without any side effects, wouldn't you make a lot of money?

I really didn't expect to find such a great bargain here.

“Quick, Lulu La, put it on and let me see the effect.” Yarrow urged excitedly.

Lulu La stood up, raised the invisibility cloak, and draped it over her body.

“How is it? Have I disappeared?” she asked Yarrow.

But she saw Yarrow staring at her body with wide eyes.

Only then did she look down and find that all her clothes were gone.

Her white and delicate body was displayed in front of Yarrow without reservation.

“Eek!”

After a brief daze, Lulu La immediately blushed, covered her body, and squatted down.

“Yarrow, don't look!” she shouted at Yarrow shyly.

“You, you should just take off the invisibility cloak.” Yarrow turned his head away and said.

Lulu La then reacted and quickly pulled off the invisibility cloak.

The clothes reappeared.

“Uh, that's strange. It could make my body invisible just now, but why does it only make my clothes invisible after I put it on?” Yarrow asked in confusion.

Lulu La's face was still flushed, and she pouted and secretly looked at Yarrow.

“Everything has been seen...”

“Are you okay, Lulu La?” Yarrow noticed that the little snake was a little emotional and asked.

Seeing her lowering her head and not speaking, he had no choice but to say: “Actually, I didn’t see much just now.”

“I'm not because of that...” Lulu La muttered in a low voice.

She originally wanted to wait for the best opportunity to create a romantic atmosphere before showing it to Yarrow, but she didn't expect it to be so casual now...

“I, I don’t mind being seen by Yarrow, it’s nothing... It’s just that I originally wanted to prepare carefully before showing it to you, but now...”

The little snake put her hands together in front of her body, twisting them together, and murmured in a low voice with a blushing face.

This statement, coupled with this shy appearance, is really endearing.

And thinking about the scenery I saw just now...

“Don’t be sad, Lulu La. I’ve also been seen naked by Yarrow. Yarrow is the type who doesn’t feel embarrassed at all even when he sees other people’s naked bodies.”

Ji Xiaofei came to Lulu La's side and patted her on the shoulder to comfort her.

“There’s nothing to get excited about seeing your small body. It’s like not seeing anything at all.” Yarrow muttered.

He continued to rummage through the items in the wooden box.

Then he found a candle.

A white candle, and it was already half used.

“Is there anything special about this?” he wondered.

He placed the candle on the coffee table and used a small fire spell to light it.

He saw a small tuft of flame rising from the top. Then, the flame suddenly enlarged, becoming the size of a tennis ball, and eyes and a mouth grew on it, turning into a little fire spirit.

“A candle that can summon fire spirits?” he thought in surprise.

Generally, anything that can summon something is not a simple thing. Could there be some outrageous side effect again?

While he was still thinking, the flame spoke:

“A hunter shot and killed a fox, but the hunter died. Do you know why?”

Yarrow looked at the flame with his mouth open.

Then it answered itself: “Because it was a reflex arc, hahaha.”

It was amused by its own joke.

“Xiao Ming said to his father, I'm so cold. The father said, you can stand in the corner, there are ninety degrees there.”

Yarrow: “...”

What cold joke flame...

“I often go out by myself, do you know why? Because every time I tell a joke, the surrounding temperature drops by several degrees.”

Yarrow raised his hand and fanned it out, so as not to catch a cold himself.

“What is this again? A mirror?”

He took out an ancient mirror with a wooden handle from inside.

Looking at the smooth mirror surface, he was stunned.

It's not him in the mirror.

Or rather, it's a more mature him.

His face was more masculine, his eyes were calmer and deeper, with a unique temperament of being weathered, and some stubble on his chin added to the impact of male hormones.

“Eh~ Yarrow has become so stylish.”

Ji Xiaofei leaned on his shoulder and said, looking at him in the mirror.

Lulu La also came over, and her eyes were immediately locked on Yarrow in the mirror.

“So handsome...” she murmured softly.

“Oh my god, isn’t this the look I’ve always wanted? A super stylish handsome uncle?” Yarrow looked at himself in the mirror fascinated.

“Let me see me~”

Ji Xiaofei snatched the mirror and looked at it. Her appearance in it became extremely moving, with golden curly hair, a mature temperament, and charming eyes. It was simply a mature version of Ji Xiaofei.

“Oh oh!”

Ji Xiaofei opened her eyes wide and looked at her appearance with bright eyes, and her two little feet swayed happily.

“Could it be that this is a mirror that can see one’s ideal image?” Ji Xiaofei asked happily.

“Maybe.”

Yarrow took the mirror from her and handed it to Lulu La.

“Lulu La, you try it and see what you can see?”

Lulu La took it and looked at it. The person inside was still the same, without any changes.

"Eh? It didn't change," she said in confusion.

Yarrow took it and turned into a handsome uncle when he looked at himself.

When Ji Xiaofei looked at herself, she would also turn into a sexy mature woman.

But Lulu La didn't change at all.

"Lulu La must think she is ideal now, so she won't change, right?" Ji Xiaofei guessed.

"I don't have one," Lulu La said, looking at the mirror, a little disappointed.

"Could it be that this mirror can see what we will look like in the future?" Yarrow suddenly realized.

So the people in the mirror, himself and Ji Xiaofei, have all become mature, but Lulu La has not changed because, as a feathered serpent god, she has a longer lifespan, so she has always maintained this appearance.

Hearing what he said, Ji Xiaofei suddenly remembered something, and immediately trotted upstairs. After a while, she pulled Serena down.

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"Wait, Xiaoji, do you want to see what I look like when I grow up? I still have homework to do. I don't have time to play with you," Serena was pulled down inexplicably.

"This, this, Serena, this mirror can see what we will look like in the future. I want to see what Serena will look like in the future," Ji Xiaofei said, pointing to the mirror in Yarrow's hand.

"A mirror that can see the future..." Serena frowned and looked over.

"Look, isn't my future appearance handsome?"

Yarrow showed her himself in the mirror triumphantly.

Serena looked at the mirror, widened her eyes slightly, looked at Yarrow again, her cheeks flushed slightly, but she turned her head away.

"Grown in a baffling way."

"Huh?" Yarrow twitched the corner of his eye, "It's obviously super stylish, okay! What's wrong with your eyes!"

Serena ignored him, took the mirror, and looked at herself.

Everyone gathered around and saw a mature and beautiful woman appearing in the mirror, with long brown hair and gentle, watery eyes, so beautiful that it was beyond description.

"Serena, you are so beautiful," Lulu La exclaimed.

"So Serena will have long hair in the future?" Ji Xiaofei said.

Yarrow marveled.

"I can't wait," she said.

This sentence made the corners of Serena's mouth, which were originally raised, droop again. Her face was slightly red with shame, and she glared at Yarrow.

"Where did you get this thing?"

"Contraband confiscated by the student union. I was entrusted to destroy it, but I took it back to see if there was anything fun to play with," Yarrow said.

"School contraband... You, you will be punished for bringing contraband home privately," Serena said worriedly.

"It's okay. Looking at the student union, they don't care much about this kind of thing. Besides, I didn't say I wouldn't destroy it. I'm just playing with it before destroying it," Yarrow spread his hands.

He continued to rummage through the wooden box, and then found a pair of glasses.

"Huh? What special function does this have?" he thought, looking at the glasses.

He put them on and looked around, feeling that there was nothing different, and there was no prescription.

Then he looked at Lulu La and found a floating number 1 appearing on her head.

"? Lulu La, there's a number on your head?" he raised his hand and pointed.

Lulu La was puzzled and reached out to touch it, but didn't feel anything.

"It must be the effect of the glasses?" Serena said.

"It should be, right? But what does the number 1 mean? A code?" Yarrow wondered.

He turned his head, but saw numbers appearing on Serena and Ji Xiaofei's heads.

Ji Xiaofei's was 0, and Serena's was 5.

"Everyone's numbers are different. Could it be... combat power?" he suddenly thought.

Ji Xiaofei had the lowest combat power, Lulu La had a little combat power, and Serena knew magic, so she was very high.

"Quick, Serena, can you help me see what mine is?" he said expectantly, jumping for joy.

Serena took it, looked at the glasses up and down, then put them on and looked at Yarrow.

"0," she said.

"Impossible! I'm on the same level as Xiaoji?" he said in disbelief.

"What are you arguing about?"

Zexia frowned and walked down the stairs.

"What's Zexia's number?" Yarrow asked immediately.

"Also... 0?" Serena said.

Yarrow's expression relaxed. Then it couldn't be combat power.

"Maybe it's looking at personal effort?" Serena guessed.

"Then I shouldn't be 0, right?" Yarrow said.

"Is that so? I think it's quite reasonable," Serena snorted.

"What are all these things?" Zexia walked over, looked at the pile of junk on the floor, and frowned slightly.

"They're all contraband I brought from school. I just brought them back to test their effects. These glasses can see the numbers on everyone's heads, but I don't know what the numbers mean," Yarrow said.

"Zexia, do you want to join us in guessing?" he asked.

"Not interested."

Zexia said, picked up a bag of biscuits on the coffee table, and turned to go upstairs again.

Not long after she left, the door opened and Tao Hu came back carrying a bag of miscellaneous things.

"Oh? What is everyone doing together?" she asked curiously.

"Tao Hu, you came back just in time. Come on, these are all props I brought back from school, but I don't know their specific effects. Please help me take a look," Yarrow said quickly.

"Let's look at these glasses first. Wearing them, you can see the numbers on everyone's heads, but I don't know what they mean."

Tao Hu took the glasses from Serena's hand, and after only one glance, she said a little awkwardly.

"This... is a glasses that can see the number of times of masturbation, with a time limit of one week... Uh... what a lewd prop..."

She looked up and saw everyone in front of her looking shocked.

Yarrow turned his head stiffly and looked at Serena, only to find that she was completely dumbfounded and stood there blankly.

"It's only been three days this week... five times?"

Ji Xiaofei raised her head, looked at the stunned crowd, and tilted her head in confusion.

"What is masturbation?"

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