My love game is too abstract

"Dave?" Yarrow froze in place.

Dressed sloppily in a greasy white shirt, with a cooking pot on his head and a face full of beard, driving that time machine called Penny, he was still shouting unintelligible Dave-speak at him.

As a technical player who had cleared all versions of Plants vs. Zombies since elementary school, he was all too familiar with this image. Wasn't it his good neighbor, Christopher David Bretz III?

"Wubba lubba dub-dub?"

A glass container extended from the carriage, filled with a dazzling array of goods.

Yarrow stepped forward, looking at the items in the container.

From rusty paper clips to rocket launchers, to coat racks and half-used toothpaste, there really was a bit of everything.

Was Dave positioned as a wandering merchant in this mystic realm, the kind that randomly refreshes near people?

"Ara-goojee, Loo-Loo Hah-lah?" Dave said to him. Although Yarrow didn't understand what it meant, it probably meant welcome and feel free to browse.

"Uh..." Yarrow's gaze swept through the container. Then he looked up and noticed that the shelves behind Dave in the carriage were quite lively.

Two Boomerang Shooters were shooting boomerangs at each other, the Fisticuff Plant was punching a hanging sandbag non-stop, the Chomper had a zombie-shaped teething stick in its mouth, the Twin Sunflower's two heads were, one reading a newspaper and the other playing ping-pong, and the lovely Sunflower was swaying and singing, surrounded by Peashooters waving glow sticks and cheering her on.

Looking closely, it seemed that a photo of Dave and Dr. Zomboss was pasted on the refrigerator door in the carriage. Both of them were making peace signs and looked quite happy.

Yarrow watched the lively scene inside, and suddenly paused.

"Wait, is that Puff-shroom winking at me?"

The purple-headed Puff-shroom moved her flower pot and jumped onto the container. Her sexy nozzle spat out a string of bubbles, winking at Yarrow, exceptionally enchanting and charming.

"Hey, sweetie, wanna know what else can come out of my nozzle besides bubbles?"

Good heavens, she even had the voice of a sexy young widow.

Yarrow opened his mouth, and then a rustling sound came from the plant shelf inside. It was a Wall-nut, trembling in its flower pot:

"Oh, oh, oh, Ms. Puff-shroom is seducing strange men again, but why am I, her boyfriend, so excited? Damn it, oh, oh, I'm gonna die from pleasure..."

His body trembled violently, and he collapsed in the flower pot as if something was missing, panting with his tongue sticking out.

Yarrow: "."

The plant world is so chaotic.

"Goo-lee goo-shee? Ah-la doh-dah?" Dave asked him again.

"Wait for me." Only then did Yarrow remember, and he hurriedly ran back to the camp and shook Peach Fox awake.

"Peach Fox, wake up, come over and help me take a look."

"Ugh, what's wrong, Yarrow?" Peach Fox sat up from her sleeping bag, hugging her tail, her eyes still drowsy.

"There's a wandering merchant here, come over and help me see what his goods do."

Peach Fox, still not fully awake, was pulled out of her sleeping bag and pushed to the side of the truck.

"Ah, there really are a lot of things." Peach Fox said in surprise, looking at the container of goods.

"How is it? Did you find anything good?" Yarrow asked.

Peach Fox patted her cheeks, trying to wake herself up, and then carefully looked at the things in the container.

After a moment, she pointed to a bald-headed angel puppet and said:

"This, put it on your hand, explain the current situation to it, and it will give you the most suitable advice."

"Forget about this one." Yarrow immediately remembered what it was. He didn't want to listen to a puppet rambling.

"This!" Peach Fox pointed to a strange stone mask again, "This mask can give you incredibly powerful power after you put it on."

"Let's skip this one, too." Yarrow said. He wasn't interested in becoming a vampire.

"Then how about this? This hat." Peach Fox pointed to a red hat with the letter M printed on it.

"Wearing this hat will give you a very strong jumping ability, and you can also identify all kinds of mushrooms."

"Isn't this a certain plumber's?" Yarrow thought.

There were really too many things here, and identifying so many items at once made Peach Fox's head a little dizzy.

Yarrow suddenly remembered something, reached out and pressed on Peach Fox's shoulder, using her [Pseudo Cultivation] to copy her current appraisal ability.

Immediately, the item information on this row of shelves unfolded before his eyes, with rows of small characters floating above the items.

[Ultraman's Mask: A toy that five-year-old children in kindergarten particularly like. After wearing it, you can release a powerful Ultraman Beam once.]

[Buriburizaemon's Weapon: It looks like a samurai sword, but it's actually a candy made of malt. It has no attack power, you can lick it, and the person holding it will become cheap and silly.]

[An Ordinary Cardboard Box: A common hiding tool used by agents. After crawling in, it is equivalent to invisibility in the eyes of others when in a static state. It is very useful, and you can even DIY your favorite patterns on it.]

[Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans: You can taste any flavor here.]

[Old Man's Dried Lizard: Reciting the spell while holding it can immediately purify the surrounding ghosts, but it seems to have a matching pufferfish.]

[Ezio's Hidden Blade: Fortunately, you don't need to cut your fingers to use it.]

[Poke Ball: Throwing this at a creature has a certain probability of subduing it (please do not use it on people)]

[Conan's Stun Watch: A watch with unlimited anesthetic needles. Each anesthetic needle has a dose to knock out a cow, but long-term injection will also produce drug resistance.]

[A Scallion of a Certain Outdated Idol: Holding it seems to improve your singing level?]

Yarrow's gaze moved over these items, and then he saw a pair of fishnet stockings:

[Strong Mom's Stockings: Men in a certain community generally have them stashed away, and they are not cheap.]

"Crazy."

He muttered, but next to these stockings, he saw a pretty good thing, which was a pocket watch:

[Damaged Time-Stop Watch: A pocket watch that can stop time, but only for ten seconds, with a 24-hour cooldown. To be honest, ten seconds is enough for you, right? Right?]

"A divine artifact!"

Although it was only ten seconds, a certain vampire almost ruled the world by stopping time for nine seconds. Isn't ten seconds enough?

"This, how much?"

Yarrow pointed to the pocket watch and said.

He took out a bag of gold langs. He now had a full 200 gold langs, all given to him by Lawrence before entering.

From previous experience, they already knew that they could trade with Dave using the kingdom's currency, so they gave Yarrow enough gold langs to take with him.

"Ooly wiggy," Dave held out a palm to him.

"5?" Yarrow took out five gold langs.

Dave shook his head.

"50?"

"Wawa-meat!"

"Alright..."

Equivalent to a quarter of his current savings, but he didn't want to miss such a divine artifact.

He counted out fifty gold langs and handed them to Dave, who took all the gold coins and threw them into his money box, and then took out the pocket watch and gave it to him.

Yarrow continued to choose.

"Yarrow, come and see this." Peach Fox said at this time.

She pointed to a long, rectangular magic card with a white bird curled up its wings drawn on it.

The card information appeared before his eyes:

[Soaring Card: After use, grows wings, gains thirty minutes of flight time, cooldown time of eight hours, because there is no Bird Head Staff, you need to shout a girly spell when using it (just kidding)]