My love game is too abstract
#95 - This house is amazing
Serena stared blankly at Yarok, then reached out with concern, stroking his face:
"Yarok, could it be that you were haunted by something unclean when you came in? You're starting to talk nonsense."
"Don't worry, I'm fine," Yarok said seriously, then looked at the salesperson:
"With this kind of value, I think it's worth living with a demon, right?"
"It's wonderful that you understand," the salesperson said with a smile.
"However, we are merchants with professional ethics and will never be irresponsible for the goods we sell,"
The salesperson said sternly:
"We do know that this house has some minor issues, but rest assured, we have hired a professional priest to perform an exorcism on this house, and to prevent any problems, he has been waiting in the attic of this house. If you have any doubts, I can take you to see him now."
"Exorcism? What kind of house needs an exorcism?" Serena's eyes twitched.
"Come and see for yourselves," the salesperson said.
The salesperson led them to the attic and opened a door.
Inside sat a man with a graying beard, wearing a priest's robe, sitting cross-legged on the floor with his eyes closed. Beneath him was a complex exorcism array, surrounded by exorcism tools.
"This is Priest Marang, who has twenty years of exorcism experience. Rest assured, he can completely solve the minor issues in this house," the salesperson introduced to them, then stepped forward:
"Mr. Marang, these two are here to see the house and want to meet you."
The priest called Marang closed his eyes and remained silent for a moment, then suddenly opened a pair of blood-red eyes, raised his hands, and shouted in a hoarse, high-pitched voice:
"Hail to our Lord!"
"Hail to the Holy, Brave, Most Sacred, Almighty, Supreme Demon Lord!!!"
The three of them watched him shout hoarsely, raising his hands, then covering his head and wailing in agony:
"Ahhh! Get out of my head, you demon! Terrible, too terrible!"
He wailed and stood up, actually rushing to the window and leaping out, landing in the pool below. He crawled out, soaking wet, howling and scrambling over the wall, running away.
The three of them watched Priest Marang run away. After a moment, Yarok sighed:
"It seems his mental state isn't very good."
"Please understand, after all, he has been performing the exorcism for a week. He really needs some rest."
"Ah, no, he was completely possessed by a demon! There's something very wrong with this house!" Serena said, feeling exhausted.
"You're worrying too much, madam. There's nothing wrong with this house," the salesperson said.
He paused, then pointed to a black wardrobe covered in runes, saying:
"Except for this wardrobe in the attic, which the original owner instructed never to open or move, and which emits a woman's screams every night."
Serena looked at the wardrobe, then looked at Yarok:
Yarok looked at the wardrobe and nodded:
"Well, from a design perspective, this wardrobe is indeed a bit ugly. No wonder it's kept in the attic."
Serena was dumbfounded: "Yarok, haven't you really been possessed by something?"
"Serena," Yarok looked at her, his eyes serious again, "This house doesn't require a down payment."
Serena was stunned, raising a trembling finger at him: "You, you don't really want to buy this house, do you?"
"Of course, I'll consider it."
Yarok lowered his head and pondered for a moment, then looked at the salesperson and smiled slightly:
"Let's just pay in full then."
"Huh? You said you bought a new house, and it's a villa?" At the dinner table, Martha looked at Yarok in surprise.
"Yes, it would cost at least three hundred gold lang to repair my old house, while this villa only costs one hundred gold lang, and there's no need to buy furniture. Isn't that much more cost-effective?" Yarok said.
"One hundred gold lang?" Everyone at the table except Serena was stunned.
Uncle Sam asked, "A villa for one hundred gold lang? Is it even habitable?"
"Of course, it's great. You can ask Serena," Yarok pointed to Serena.
Serena had a worried look on her face, forcing a dry laugh:
"That house is haunted."
"Haunted?" Martha widened her eyes slightly: "Yarok, are you really sure? Will anything happen after moving in?"
"Don't worry, I've seen the world. What kind of demons and ghosts can scare me?"
"Besides, the villa is big and grand, with all the furniture and decorations. We can move in tomorrow. Why bother with anything else?"
He winked at Martha: "Sister Martha, you're welcome to visit anytime. It's very close, just outside the south gate."
Martha and her parents exchanged glances, then laughed awkwardly: "We... we'll pass."
After paying in full, the transfer of ownership was completed quickly. Now it's called Yarok Manor.
They quickly moved in with all their belongings.
"Wow, it's so big and beautiful..." Ji Xiaofei, holding the fat gray rabbit, walked into the house, her eyes wide with surprise as she looked at the magnificent interior decoration.
"Yarok! Can I choose any of these rooms?" She tugged at Yarok's sleeve.
"Of course, there's definitely more than enough space for us," Yarok said.
"Yay! I'm going to choose a room for Little Gray too," Ji Xiaofei said, carrying the fat rabbit upstairs.
"Ah, the layout of this house faces west, the corridor is narrow, and the ceiling is too low. It's hard for yang energy to enter and yin energy to dissipate. It's not very auspicious..." Tao Hu said, clicking his tongue as he looked around.
"Yarok... don't you really need to hire a priest to do some purification?" Serena asked.
Only priests know the magic to purify ghosts and spirits.
"Why waste so much money? I can handle it myself," Yarok said, waving his hand.
"You yourself? How are you going to do it?" Serena asked in surprise.
"Do you really think I'm stupid? Buying a haunted house without any precautions," Yarok glanced at her.
"Don't worry, little ghosts, if they dare to come out, I'll make sure they never return!"
Serena looked at him helplessly, feeling a sense of foreboding.
At this moment, Ji Xiaofei shouted from upstairs:
"Yarok! Come up and see this!"
They ran upstairs and saw that there was actually a crystal projector in the wardrobe in that room!
And it was brand new.
"We've hit the jackpot! This thing must be worth at least fifty gold lang, right?" Yarok said in surprise.
He took out the crystal projector.
"Look, there are so many discs here too," Ji Xiaofei said, taking out a box filled with hundreds of neatly stacked discs.
"Let me see..." Yarok fiddled with the projector. Having seen how it was used in the tavern before, he quickly found the switch, put in a disc, and pressed the play button.
"What will it be?" He rubbed his hands in anticipation.
The projector screen lit up, but the image displayed was a dry well in a desolate forest.
Everyone's eyes were focused on the screen. After waiting for a long time, they saw a woman with disheveled hair and wearing white clothes slowly crawling out of the dry well.
She crawled forward on all fours, came to the front of the screen, her face obscured by her hair, making it impossible to see her appearance.
"What a strange movie," Ji Xiaofei said, blinking her eyes.
Then the woman slowly raised her withered hand, pointed at them, and said in a hoarse voice:
"You will all die in seven days..."
Pa!
Yarok turned off the projector directly.
"Bad movie," he commented.
"Ah no, this thing should be said to be very strange..." Serena said, feeling exhausted.
[Originally, I should have updated more today, but I was too busy and put it off. There will be three updates tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Thank you again for the recommendation tickets, monthly tickets, and rewards 0n2.]
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