My magic weapons are all rule-based
Chapter 666: Shuan Dan, a new way of alchemy!
"This is too... rude!" Xu Shan slammed the table and stood up, but he sat back down immediately after he stood up.
He wanted to angrily denounce the Lingmu Domain Danxiu Sect for having no business ethics.
Can't business matters be solved by business means? Why do they have to be so violent!
But on second thought, it seems that there is nothing wrong with the other party's approach.
Although there is spontaneous order in the world of cultivation, it is obviously unrealistic to insist on business order.
If you make them angry, won't they just rush over and attack?
Killing people is not taboo, not to mention that it has aroused public anger.
"How did the sect leader solve it later?"
Huang Zhiwen waved his hand bitterly and said, "How else can it be solved? Baodan Sect was surrounded by people. But those people didn't dare to kill me. As for me... I just swallowed my pride and toasted and apologized one by one, and promised that this kind of thing would not happen again in the future."
"He found another excuse and said that it was the members of Baodan Sect who did it themselves. It was a step for both sides to save face, and it was barely fooled."
"Now it's back to the old way. Our Baodan Sect has a bad reputation after leaving Shuijing Domain. Those saints went out to sell pills, and people were annoyed. Our people left before they had a chance to say anything."
"It's just right. Now you're back. Think of a way."
Xu Shan thought, "It's good that there was no direct conflict. Although the sect leader's method is wonderful, it's too easy for people to catch the weakness."
"Let's not rush for a while. It's a good thing to gain a firm foothold now, and then we can slowly plan later."
"As for the difficulty in sales you mentioned, I have a little trick. Let the people below adjust their words. All right. "Xu Shan thought for a moment: "Just change the opening remarks, don't just introduce yourself and then try to sell something, otherwise who wouldn't run away when they see you?"
"It's that simple, how do you say it?"
"Master, do you think that pills must be taken with the mouth?"
"Huh? What are you talking about? If you don't want to take it with the mouth, you can take it with the buttocks?" Huang Zhiwen scratched his head, "Strange, tell me how else you can take it."
"Right, your attitude is right, pass it on and let us say this in our sales opening remarks, and tell everyone that pills are different. You must eat it with your mouth, the other party will be dumbfounded. He wants to hear the rest, so we can take the opportunity to sell it. "
"You..." Huang Zhiwen touched his chin and muttered to himself, "You are a bit of a slap, so you have to give people an explanation in the end."
"There is an explanation, it is not impossible to eat it with your buttocks, rectal medication is absorbed quickly, and the effect is twice that of normal medication."
"Huh?" Huang Zhiwen was shocked, "Is it true? There is such a thing?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he took out two pills and threw them into his mouth, and experienced it carefully.
After a while, Huang Zhiwen exclaimed: "My God...Why didn't I find it before? It seems that the drug effect is accelerated in the intestines. This is a good way."
"The effect of the pill to restore spiritual power is not obvious, but the effect of the healing pill is much stronger."
"Huh?" This time it was Xu Shan's turn to be shocked.
This is the knowledge of the previous life, just said casually.
He didn't care about these when he used the pill.
When taking pills, the medicinal power is diffused throughout the body along with the circulation of spiritual power.
As for where the absorption starts, it has not been studied in detail.
He just said it casually, but he didn't expect Huang Zhiwen to be so experimental and verified it on the spot.
"No, it is really effective to take pills on the buttocks?" Xu Shan asked hurriedly.
Huang Zhiwen nodded deeply: "It does accelerate the dissemination of medicinal power. Although the speed is not greatly increased, a little difference can make a big difference. The higher the level of the battle, the more important this tiny difference is, but this is too cheap."
"Oh my..." Xu Shan's eyes rolled, "Then we can attack the high-end market."
"Well, how do you say that?"
Xu Shan covered his mouth and said: "Master, this is a field that no one has explored. Think about it, we can completely refine some special-shaped pills and make them into long-strip plugs... plug pills, large-volume pills The effect is also great. Then the pill is coated with a special shell on the outside, which can keep it from melting when the body temperature is normal. "
"After buying this pill, I usually carry it with me. Once an unexpected battle occurs, if the pill is not taken orally in time, the body temperature can be raised to melt and absorb the pill in the body. If it can be melted in sections and continuously administered, it will be even better... Isn't this a huge advantage? "
"The more powerful the cultivator, the more beneficial this advantage is to him. This is tantamount to adding a life-saving talisman to help people!"
"There was a faint sound of puffing outside the room.
"Hiss~~!" Huang Zhiwen took a breath, "You are too abnormal!"
"Otherwise!" Xu Shan said seriously, "How can face be compared with life and death? Don't we have a membership system? At the beginning of the experiment, we only serve high-end customers and use various means to provide privacy protection... I believe that many people will buy it privately."
"Then slowly promote it. If everyone plugs it in, it means no one plugs it in, and then it will become normal. Besides, everyone is fasting, so the thing is idle anyway. Isn't it a good thing to reuse the waste hole?"
Huang Zhiwen was speechless and fell into shock.
What Xu Shan said was indeed reasonable. Compared with life and death, face is indeed dispensable.
Cultivators have always used various means to improve their strength and save their lives.
It seems that eating pills in the buttocks is nothing. If outsiders don't know, it's the same as not plugging it in.
Huang Zhiwen came back to his senses after a long time, scratching his head and wondering: "Damn, it's weird... You really can play something new for me every time."
"It's just too disgusting... The pill you mentioned is not difficult to make, but it's too scary to fall out of it in the middle of a fight. I can't even imagine the scene. I won't be able to hold it when a fight breaks out. Anything is possible!"
"Well, then make it thicker and add some screw threads and convex points to make it tighter."
"It's useless. The pill may fall out halfway through the process. Besides, it's not easy to stuff it in... It's getting more and more disgusting."
"Oh, who is so loose! Why do you always want to be so vulgar! If it falls out, it will fall out. Just show your weakness to the enemy. Maybe the opponent will reveal his flaws when he sees the enemy being scared out of the 'pill'."
There was another puff outside the room, and then a burst of hurried footsteps left the room.
"Then can you help me test the pill after the pill is made?" Huang Zhi asked with a squint.
Xu Shan laughed.
"I won't try. I don't need to use this method. It's okay if I suffer a little and it's dangerous. I'm used to it."
"......"
Huang Zhiwen was still thinking while holding the teacup.
But looking at the yellow tea soup under his eyes, he suddenly felt disgusted.
He put the teacup down again and sighed: "In theory, it is indeed very promising and has practical value, but it is too undignified... I will go back to study it and do an investigation."
"Trust me, it's right, there must be a market for this."
"Okay, I'll study this again. Let's not talk about the Baodan Sect for now, let's talk about your Lijia Village."
Huang Zhiwen wiped his sweat and said: "You came to me, and you should have seen the newly opened market and contract building in Lijia Village."
"These two places can be said to be born out of necessity, but their impact is extraordinary. There are many people in Lijia Village, but few people who can do things. The market is managed by the smart disciples I selected from the Baodan Sect. What do you plan to do in the future?"
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