My magic weapons are all rule-based

Xu Shan walked away holding on to the wall and left the yard.

I walked outside the hospital, took out a water ball and put it on my face for a while, and then I recovered.

Messy... This is so messy... Albizia Julibrissin sucks roulette

It’s more chaotic than a fucking thunderstorm. What Lu Xiangjun photographed was a thunderstorm.

This thing must not be taken to the North, otherwise how will the people of the world view my Lijia Village?

The biggest problem is that there really is a Hehuan Sect in southern Xinjiang.

If this thing leaks out, the other party will be furious and just come over.

This is really causing trouble, I need to talk to him quickly...

Xu Shan wiped his face, unfolded his consciousness, and quickly locked the position.

.....

"Bang!"

The precious mahogany door was violently kicked open.

A scent of ecstasy rushed straight to Xu Shan's nose.

At the end of the room, on a luxurious bed, a man and a woman, their bodies covered by quilts, were looking at him with shocked expressions.

"Director Lu, who is this?!" The woman's pretty face was full of panic.

Lu Xiangjun was also full of anger: "Which palace are you a disciple of? You can't even find your own room!"

When he saw the woman, Xu Shan laughed angrily.

Isn't this the heroine of the He Huan tetralogy... He is really competent as a director.

Xu Shan didn't say anything, strode to the bed, locked the woman's neck, and shook her hard.

The 'heroine' smashed the window and flew away...

"You...you're crazy! Come here! Come here!" Lu Xiangjun was furious and lifted up the damp quilt to cover Xu Shan's face.

Xu Shan raised his finger, and the quilt was swept aside by the wind, and his face returned to its original appearance simultaneously.

Lu Xiangjun was stunned for a moment: "Senior...junior brother..., I'm auditioning for a play, why are you here..."

Xu Shan remained silent, closed the door with his hand, took a seat on a chair not far away and sat down.

He said with an expressionless face: "You still know that I am your junior brother, and I have gone crazy in Tianxiahui in the past few years, right?"

"Ah...Junior brother." Lu Xiangjun panicked, "Junior brother, what are you doing? It seems like you are here to call me to justice when we meet."

"I asked you to make a movie, did you make it?"

"It's filmed." Lu Xiangjun put on his clothes and said with dignity, "You don't know, my movies have sold like crazy! If you get Beidi, I guarantee you will make a lot of money!"

"Which one?"

"Which one? Four! You must have heard about it when you came back. When I first wrote this book, everyone disagreed and thought how could a woman be the protagonist? It was I who defied all opinions and boldly chose a female cultivator as the protagonist. , the result was a success!”

Lu Xiangjun shook his head: "Now, who doesn't call us Director Lu? We won't even talk about the last one. After the first three parts were filmed, a bunch of girls crawled into my bed. Hahaha, the first three parts were just a small foreshadowing for them. I cried so hard..."

"I watched your fourth movie." Xu Shan wrote lightly.

"Ah? How did you feel after watching Junior Brother?" Lu Xiangjun stepped forward in surprise, "You only watched it once, right? I told you that I took more than 20 knots..."

Bang!

Xu Shan slammed the table, interrupting Lu Xiangjun's show off, and scolded him!

"You have the nerve to say that! What the hell did you take! After years of hard work, you got this puddle for me! Tui! Disgusting, vulgar! Do you think this thing can be released in the North!"

"Uh..." Lu Xiangjun was stunned.

Xu Shan stood up and chattered: "To be honest, I didn't even fucking see it! Now I can see that the master had foresight. Fortunately, he died early! If he saw you making this thing, he would be angry to death!"

"Hey, no, junior brother, you just scolded me right now, but that's all my hard work!" Lu Xiangjun said angrily, "It took me several years to polish the script day and night, and a year to select and train the musicians and actors. , it took me another year to select the actors, and another year to help them overcome their psychological barriers, as well as location selection...props...costumes, I can't even say enough about it."

"Everyone said yes, why do you think you can't do it? You...I'm not talking about you. You didn't look at it from the beginning. You only saw the superficiality, but in fact, the discussion about human nature behind it is The point.”

"Am I vulgar? My theme is to promote good and punish evil. The core is to alert the world to awaken justice and be kind to others! Am I disgusting? Only those who talk about morality with benevolence and righteousness, talk beautiful words, and don't do anything at all are disgusting!"

Xu Shan put his hands on his hands and laughed angrily: "You want me!? I've grown a lot, senior brother. I can see that you really put a lot of effort into this script."

"That's right." Lu Xiangjun pouted and sat across from Xu Shan, "Okay, I know what you mean. It's just that the mediocre people in the North cannot accept my advanced art, so why don't I just take another average photo? Then you have to give me a standard."

Xu Shan sighed softly and sat down: "There are no requirements for you, just be normal. It is indeed too early for Beidi to accept this kind of art."

"What I want is that big scene, where a penniless low-level monk wakes up from chaos, and finally, bound by friendship and love, defeats the villain and saves the world with his life hanging by a thread. It's not difficult, right?"

"Hey! It's vulgar..." Lu Xiangjun picked up the teapot disdainfully, poured two cups of tea, and pushed one cup to Xu Shan.

"To be honest, at first I was thinking about the Legend of Purple Sky Sword Sect, but I wrote too many scripts, and I felt tired of them before they were filmed, and..." Lu Xiangjun's tone was stagnant, "And we are also in Xize. It’s not that I haven’t seen big scenes before, but I know in my heart that no matter what the current ability of the Tianxiahui is, it won’t be able to reach that state..."

"Why do you set the standard so high? It's unnecessary."

"No, I can't stand watching or accept the bad ones, so I can only start from the depth."

"So the Hehuan Sect roulette is your depth?"

"Yes, the depth also contains the exploration of the physiological and psychological limits of human nature. How about it? Is it bold?" Lu Xiangjun leaned over to Xu Shan, her face full of expectation.

"That's too bold." Xu Shan smiled helplessly, "No, I mean where did you find those 20 male protagonists?"

"Hey... the monks are definitely unwilling to cooperate. In fact, those people are all mortals, and stand-ins... it's not difficult to change faces." Lu Xiangjun smiled, "Don't think I'm forcing mortals to cooperate with me. Tianxiahui has too many mortals, and it's easy to pick out more than 20 people."

"They're still enjoying it..."

"Okay, okay, you're awesome, let's put this matter behind us, and this stuff can't be leaked out of Tianxiahui in the future." Xu Shan waved his hand and said, "I came here this time to tell you something else."

"Don't shoot here, come back to the north with me to shoot some serious movies."

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