My perfect apocalyptic life

Chapter 131 I am not a zombie lord, I am just an ordinary chairman

Meng Xu is very annoyed.

The patients in the ward are all poor.

They are penniless.

They do have mobile phones, but Meng Xu does not know the passwords, so they are useless.

Only a few people can find the change they brought with them after searching through the boxes and cabinets. Only 17 copies were sold in two floors.

How long will it take to sell a thousand copies?

Blue and thin, mushrooms.

Meng Xu has even used old clichés to describe his current depressed mood.

But the distribution of flyers is very smooth.

"Roar!"

A zombie hiding in the toilet, wearing a bloody hospital gown, suddenly rushed out, aiming directly at Meng Xu, and before Meng Xu could make a move, the two zombie nurses who were walking in the front and guarding Meng Xu roared and blocked the zombie, and at the same time picked up the flyers and stuffed them into the zombie's mouth.

The faces were hideous and the scene was particularly bloody.

Chairman Meng, you don't even have to do it yourself now.

"Not bad."

Meng Xu nodded, looked at the two zombie nurses with approval, and was very satisfied: "You are worthy of being the head nurse, you are really smart. I now appoint you as the acting leader of the first group of the Propaganda Department!"

Meng Xu was too lazy to remember the names of these eight people. Anyway, he appointed a group leader and seven members, and then paid them according to the salary of the internship period.

64,000 a month is still acceptable.

However, after recruiting eight of them, Meng Xu now has to bear an expenditure of 500,000 a month, which is a bit stressful... But since I just spent money, I am not so stressed.

"Let's go to the next ward!"

Meng Xu was in a good mood. After sweeping one ward, he went to another ward again. Standing at the door, he didn't feel any danger, so he didn't enter. He ordered the four zombie employees to split into two groups under the leadership of Jiang Xiaqiu, so that it would be easier.

Although Jiang Xiaqiu's current IQ is still a little unsatisfactory, at least he knows how to communicate. If he meets someone with money, he will come out to inform Meng Xu to go to the cashier. If he doesn't have money, he will hand out a flyer to the zombies. It is still very convenient. At least the speed is very fast and the process is very convenient.

In this way, the entire third floor was swept clean.

Meng Xu continued to go upstairs.

The entire hospital building has a total of 22 floors, and there are two underground floors. Meng Xu's wave can be said to be very enjoyable. It is estimated that he can digest thousands of flyers here. Those zombies are like opening boxes, waiting for him to open the box.

I just don't know where the survivors have gone.

Such a big place, there can't be no survivors, right?

With this thought, Meng Xu continued to go upstairs.

"Creaky."

Meng Xu pushed open the heavy door. The doors of the hospital building are specially treated and are much heavier than ordinary doors, but for Meng Xu now... it doesn't make any difference.

After pushing open the door, Meng Xu saw a lot of blood in the corridor.

Many doors were open, as if they had been searched for some time.

And one door was half-closed, and a doctor in a white coat came out.

When their eyes met, the doctor in the white coat was instantly terrified.

After seeing Meng Xu, the doctor in the white coat shouted loudly: "The zombie lord is coming!"

"You hide well, I'll lead him away!"

After shouting, the doctor in the white coat actually stood in the middle of the corridor and waved nervously at Meng Xu: "Zombie lord, look at me! Damn it, I'm here! I'm delicious!"

His eyes were full of fear, and his voice was trembling.

Meng Xu:...

Meng Xu didn't know what to say. Do I really look like a villain?

He didn't think so. After all, he was a sunny and cheerful handsome boy, the chairman of Peace Order!

There must be some misunderstanding.

"Roar!"

The zombies behind Meng Xu went crazy instantly after hearing the human voice, and the other wards around them also heard the sound of "bang bang bang". It seemed that the zombies in the wards heard the sound outside and began to struggle frantically, hitting the door, trying to come out and feast.

If a normal person came to this scene, even if he had power beyond the limit, he would feel a little surprised, just like many people would subconsciously hide when they saw things like toads.

But Meng Xu...

is not a normal person.

"Well, it seems that there are quite a lot of zombies here. Follow the plan. Xia Qiu, you lead the team."

Meng Xu first gave a casual order, and then shouted to the doctor in white coat enthusiastically: "Don't be afraid, I am a human, not a zombie!"

Hearing Meng Xu's words, the doctor in white coat was stunned at first, and then became more terrified: "Not good, Director Che! The zombie lord can already understand human language and pretend to be a human. I'm afraid that he has heard all the content of our conversation!"

Meng Xu:...

This...

Meng Xu didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only take a portion of dry fried beef noodles and said to the doctor in white coat: "Don't think too much, I am a human, do you want to eat dry fried beef noodles? One portion is 19 yuan, come on."

Forget it, don't bother with him.

After hearing Meng Xu's words, the doctor in white coat was frightened and panicked, and Meng Xu was already walking forward at this moment.

"Ahem."

At this moment, the door of the ward was pushed open, and an old woman doctor with slightly gray hair came out. She looked at Meng Xu, a look of fear flashed in her eyes, but she quickly returned to normal: "Mr. Hello, I am Che Meiping, director and chief physician of the Department of Orthopedics, and this is Xiao Li, the new doctor in our department. My full name is Li Wanghai. Nice to meet you. "

The director of orthopedics is an administrative position, and the chief physician is a technical position.

It can be seen that Che Meiping is quite capable.

In response, Meng Xu nodded: "Hello, Director Che, I have some stir-fried beef here. Do you want some? Besides, can you read the flyer?"

Having said that, Meng Xu had already stepped forward and handed out a leaflet to the white-coated doctors Li Wanghai and Che Meiping each: "You can learn about the 'Peace and Order' group. There is a medical department here. To be honest, it is suitable for you. "

After saying that, Meng Xu looked inside eagerly and saw that there were two people inside. Meng Xu also stepped forward very cordially to hand out the flyers, and at the same time greeted him warmly: "Come on, come on, pick up the flyers. You can go to Peace Order to find out. This company is very powerful and will soon be the number one company in Gyeongnam District.”

After that, he picked up the plastic bag again and said to the four of them: "Do you want to know about the fried beef river? It's already noon, let's have some lunch. How about buying three servings per person? It's really not expensive, 19 yuan. Think about it. Well, in this apocalyptic environment, it is difficult to eat a hot meal. Come and eat, come and eat, come and eat..."

Meng Xu's voice echoed in their four ears, and the four of them immediately looked at each other with stiff expressions.

"Director Che, what should I do?"

Dr. Li asked in a low voice to Director Che next to him. Director Che had always had opinions. Faced with such a strange and weird scene, he still asked the older generation for their more experienced opinions: "What are we going to do..."

"Something weird."

Che Meiping took a deep breath, looked at Meng Xu who was enthusiastically selling dry-fried beef, and whispered: "It's not like normal people... It's probably the zombies that have recovered their memories of the human period, so they started to repeat the behaviors of the human period. ”

Che Meiping began to speculate.

She felt that the truth of the matter was probably this.

After all, it's the third week of the apocalypse, how could someone act so strangely?

And more importantly, none of the zombies following him attacked him!

This is the best evidence!

After hearing what Director Che said, Dr. Li also felt that this was probably the case.

Although I don’t understand the medical principle, but...

It's the end of the world, zombies are out, why do you care? !

"Director Che, what should we do?" Dr. Li asked in a low voice.

Director Che whispered: "Don't offend him, meet his conditions, buy dry fried beef river!"

"good!"

The chat ended here, and Dr. Xiao Li took action decisively and said to Meng Xu: "We want twelve portions of fried beef. It costs 228 yuan, right? How to pay for it."

Although Dr. Li and Director Che felt that their chatting voices were very soft and they could be said to be unnoticed, Meng Xu was not a god or a ghost. He was a real person and could hear clearly.

Meng Xu:......

Why do you still think I am a zombie? Although my behavior is very strange and there are nine zombies around me, does this prove that I am a bad person?

Meng Xu took a deep breath and decided not to be the same as them, and then said: "Just scan the QR code. It's best to have cash."

After saying that, Meng Xu was ready to take out his cell phone and let him scan it.

But at this moment, you saw the director of the car shaking his head, and you took out three 100-yuan bills from your white coat to pay.

Seeing these three hundred yuan bills, Meng Xu was a little surprised. Then he skillfully changed the money and took out a few blood-stained banknotes from his pocket: "Okay, I'll give you the change."

After taking the blood-stained banknotes, Che Meiping's smile was a little more forced, and Meng Xu also skillfully took out twelve portions of dry-fried beef and distributed them to the four people: "Eat with confidence, it's absolutely hygienic, eat it." There are no zombies.”

Meng Xu showed a smile, and then shouted with a foul mouth: "Besides, I am a fucking human being, and I am the chairman of the Peace Order Group. Who said that if I walk with a zombie, I will turn into a zombie?!"

Meng Xu was very angry, and the consequences were serious.

Before, it was because 'the customer is God', but now that they have paid, of course they have a bad mouth!

After hearing Meng Xu's words, Che Meiping and Dr. Xiao Li looked at each other.

What's going on?

Isn't he really a zombie?

Just when Dr. Li was confused, Che Meiping whispered: "How can he hear us from such a distance?"

After hearing Che Meiping's words, Dr. Li suddenly realized.

He was almost deceived. If he wasn't a zombie lord, he was something else!

Dr. Li's eyes gradually became firmer.

Meng Xu:......

I still can't explain why.

Just when Meng Xu was helpless, he suddenly saw a zombie wandering in front of the door.

The appearance of this zombie instantly caused the faces of the four humans in the room to turn pale. When Meng Xu saw this, he immediately said angrily: "What are you doing here? Have you made any new discoveries?"

The zombie just growled and seemed to want to eat people, but because Meng Xu was there, it didn't dare to move.

Meng Xu nodded, and then said: "Tell the four new ones, those who eat people will die. I will go and see what's going on there."

After that, he stood up and said to the four people politely: "You can eat slowly and take a look at the flyers. If you are interested in joining the peaceful order, I will welcome you... I will say it again, I am not a zombie lord. If you think I am, then I don't mind being one for once."

Meng Xu found it difficult to describe his current feelings.

I am not a zombie lord, I am just an ordinary chairman.

Why do you misunderstand me?

I am really going to be angry!

After a cold snort, Meng Xu left immediately to see what was going on with Jiang Xiaqiu and how much money he had encountered.

After Meng Xu left, Dr. Li and Che Meiping looked at each other, and the young nurse named Yu over there was also a little frightened, with uneasiness and anxiety written on her face.

And the most relaxed one was the young patient.

He even smiled and opened a bowl of dry fried beef noodles and started eating: "It's okay, I'll try it first. If I'm not dead or turned into a zombie, it means there's nothing wrong. If I'm dead or turned into a zombie, you don't have to eat it."

The main point is to be frank.

In the whole ward, everyone fell into a strange silence.

And Dr. Xiao Li's mind was full of the scene just now.

You can order the zombies under your command not to eat people, aren't you the zombie lord? !

This scene deeply stimulated Dr. Xiao Li's mind and made him feel particularly surprised.

He couldn't help but look at Che Meiping, but saw that Director Che, who had always been respected by him, picked up the flyer that was said to be from the "Peace Order" company and observed it carefully.

This scene made Dr. Xiao Li stunned.

The next second, Che Meiping suddenly said, "Everyone, what do you think of this 'Peace Order' Group?"

"Should we join this company?"

After hearing Che Meiping's words, the other three people present were stunned for a moment, and then they all looked in Che Meiping's direction at the same time, with puzzlement on their faces.

Director Che...

Is he crazy? !

They all expressed their incomprehension of Director Che's behavior.

And Che Meiping smiled.

She seemed to have some ideas.

In the ward not far away, Meng Xu happily collected the money and asked Jiang Xiaqiu to lead the team upstairs, while he turned back to ask the four of them about their plans.

Although it seems that there is a patient, there are at least three complete medical staff, which is enough.

Moreover, Meng Xu also observed them by observing their words and expressions. All three of them had no problems and belonged to the class of good people. Especially the little doctor Li, named 'Li Wanghai', had made such an action when he saw him, wanting to lead the zombies away by himself, which made Meng Xu feel that it was a plus point and he could be hired without examination.

If they are willing to join, then he would definitely welcome them.

If they are unwilling to join, then it doesn't matter.

Anyway, he is sweeping the building, sweeping door to door, and there will basically be no zombies in the entire patient building. If there are... it means that they are wandering outside.

When his power is really strong, what kind of talents will not be there.

With this thought, Meng Xu immediately returned to the ward.

When he returned to the ward, he saw that the four people seemed to have reached an agreement and said to Meng Xu: "We are willing to join the peaceful order. I wonder how to contact the relevant person in charge?"

As soon as he came in, he got such a big surprise. Meng Xu couldn't help but smile, and then said: "I am the chairman Meng Xu. You want to join, right? Then wait here for a while. I will go upstairs to sell other fried beef noodles and distribute flyers. After I complete the task, I will take you away."

After that, Meng Xu nodded with great satisfaction, looked at the four people, and then said: "It's just right. While I go upstairs, you pack your things and be ready to go back with me at any time."

After hearing Meng Xu's instructions, Che Meiping, who was originally smiling, suddenly showed a hint of surprise.

"Are you, Chairman Meng?"

"Yes, I'm just an ordinary chairman."

Meng Xu yawned and said to Che Meiping: "Next time, don't think I'm some zombie lord. I haven't even seen a zombie lord."

After that, Meng Xu waved his hand and was about to leave, but suddenly heard Che Meiping say: "Mr. Meng, please stay. There is a mutant zombie on the top floor that you mentioned. It screams every night, attracting many zombies to go upstairs. The roof is probably full of zombies. Please pay attention."

Meng Xu nodded after hearing this.

"Okay, I get it."

Meng Xu didn't really take ordinary mutant zombies seriously.

I hope the one upstairs is a stronger one.

After that, Meng Xu went upstairs to look for Jiang Xiaqiu's trace.

This trip was quite rewarding.

We got eight zombie employees and four human employees, and these four human employees all have special skills. Even the patient with a broken foot is a level 7 programmer.

Although his level is not high, at least he has a special skill. We can ask him to write a software later.

A simple clock-in system will do.

I hope he can do it.

Meng Xu nodded with satisfaction, and then went upstairs to clean up the zombies.

…

The wind picked up on the streets of Qingnan District.

The cold wind blew, and there were several more flyers floating on the street. A crumpled flyer was suddenly blown up by the strong wind and hit a window.

The next second, a face appeared in front of the window. He carefully picked up the flyer and looked at the content on the flyer, thoughtfully.

On another street, a team of survivors moved forward cautiously, looking for survival supplies until they found a zombie body.

After seeing the body, they were a little frustrated. They thought someone had arrived here first, but they suddenly discovered that there was something like a leaflet beside the body, which immediately aroused everyone's curiosity.

On the rooftop of a certain building, a girl in a suit was holding a flyer and studying it carefully, with the corners of her mouth raised slightly, revealing a smile.

"Peace and order? What my Lord hates the most is peace and order. Unexpectedly, someone is still openly announcing... It seems to be a safe zone again."

The girl stretched lazily, and then showed a smile on her face: "It seems that if we want to follow the same pattern, we must deal with this 'peaceful order' just as we did with the self-help society."

"First find a camp of survivors to sneak in, then encourage them to go to this 'peaceful order', and then suddenly launch an attack when distributing food or other things... Wow, it's interesting to think about it!"

After thinking about this, the girl threw the flyer in her hand, then looked around, focusing on a location.

"There are signs of survivor activity there, so let's start a new round of 'Pig Raising Plan'."