My perfect apocalyptic life
Chapter 74: Three visits to the thatched cottage invited Zhuge Liang, but not you?
The fruit shop is not too close to the Science and Technology Building, nor is it far away.
Meng Xu is strong enough, so he also dragged a small cart, dragged a few boxes of fruit, and returned the same way.
There are still many zombies around. Meng Xu is very low-key. He took a safer road when he came. Li Xiang was responsible for clearing the way. Any zombies who didn't have eyes were slapped to death by Li Xiang. Li Xiang, a mutant zombie, is quite capable and has no rivals in fighting zombies.
Meng Xu felt a little regretful.
It would be great if the senior talent bodyguard could be used by himself.
Soon, Meng Xu returned to the Science and Technology Building and saw that Chi Wei had dragged the water back. The difference was that it was scattered. Meng Xu immediately shook his head and said, "Chi Wei, you continue to clean up the zombies on the second and third floors for the task that your group didn't complete last time."
Although the zombies work slowly, at least they are still working.
Chi Wei is not powerful enough, but ordinary zombies will not attack Chi Wei actively, and Chi Wei does not need to be killed by them. She only needs to lead them out and lead them to a relatively far place.
Let them consume slowly.
As for Li Xiang...
Meng Xu calmly ordered: "Li Xiang, you stand by at the staircase on the third floor. If there is a zombie that does not follow the designated route, you will kill him!"
Before, I was timid when I drew cakes, but now I draw cakes and hit hard!
It is best to do it once every three days?
I do it thirty times a day!
Bored? Then I won't give you the evolution crystal.
Meng Xu found that this evolution crystal is really a good thing, just like the carrot hanging on the head of the donkey pulling the mill.
Just give him hope. As for whether he can eat it or not, it depends on whether he can get the second one.
"It seems that I still have to pick some mutant zombies to kill. One evolution crystal is too few. I will feel more confident if I have two."
Meng Xu thought silently in his heart, and went upstairs at the same time, intending to ask others to go downstairs to move the fruit.
These grapes, strawberries and the like need to be eaten early, otherwise they will rot easily.
It needs to be solved quickly.
"Boss, you are back!"
As soon as Meng Xu arrived on the fourth floor, Shen Zhaozhao came up to him and said to Meng Xu cheerfully: "The 200 fried chicken strips you requested have been fried. By the way, in order to keep them warm, they are constantly poured with hot oil."
It was Zhang Lunping's idea to pour hot oil on them.
But considering that Shen Zhaozhao was the team leader, Zhang Lunping gave full play to his workplace energy and gave the credit to Shen Zhaozhao.
Shen Zhaozhao was a newcomer in the workplace and was not so experienced. While taking credit for Meng Xu, he said: "I did it with Brother Zhang, Sister Zhou and Xiao Qiqi. Brother Zhang came up with the idea. Boss, our department is capable, right!"
Then, Shen Zhaozhao proudly puffed out her chest, exposing her flat figure, her eyes full of expectation, and a look of "hurry up and praise us".
"Not bad, great."
Meng Xu reluctantly praised Shen Zhaozhao.
At this moment, Meng Xu suddenly heard Zhang Lunping cough twice. Shen Zhaozhao immediately thought of something and his expression became sad: "Meng Dong, we heard about the death of Zhang Tao, a good colleague of the First Business Group. We are very sad... This is a little gift from our group. I hope that the deceased colleague Zhang Tao will like it."
After that, Zhang Wenqi behind him stepped forward timidly with a look of awe and presented seven thousand paper cranes.
Seeing this scene, Meng Xu was stunned, and then smiled and said: "Zhang Tao will definitely be happy. I just went downstairs to help him get revenge. At the same time, I also recruited a new employee. I arranged him to be a dog in the security department. I don't usually go upstairs."
Meng Xu was very relieved.
The scene of employees getting along harmoniously is really good.
And at this moment, Zhou Yanni glanced at Zhang Lunping, and seemed to give Zhang Lunping a look of "you are really awesome".
Zhang Lunping was very calm.
He felt that he had done nothing, he just blended into this atmosphere.
Everyone thinks that Mr. Meng is mentally ill, which is ridiculous! Mr. Meng is just thinking ahead, as long as you follow Mr. Meng's thinking logic, you will never make mistakes.
"Since you are so thoughtful, let's do this."
Meng Xu took a deep breath and said to them: "There are water resources and fruits downstairs, you go down and move them, Li Xiang is watching over them, don't worry, he won't attack you. As for your thousand paper cranes, when I bury Zhang Tao, I will tell him about your thoughts and let him thank you in your dreams."
Forget about the dream...
Shen Zhaozhao thought of Zhang Tao's head that had been twisted and deformed, and shuddered, and his smile was stiff.
And the little girl Zhang Wenqi was so scared that her face turned pale, and the cold seemed to be coming again.
"Each of you has five fried chicken strips. Eat them up as soon as possible. The cost will be deducted from your salary."
Seeing this, Meng Xu couldn't help but smile slightly, and then took the initiative to point out: "Shen Zhaozhao, come with me and take the remaining fried chicken strips."
"Okay, boss."
Although Shen Zhaozhao looked a little ugly, he still nodded obediently, took the folder and the bag of remaining fried chicken strips, and followed Meng Xu.
Just like the secretary beside the chairman.
Shen Zhaozhao has not experienced the cruelty of the end of the world outside. After all, she was trapped in the toilet at the beginning of the end of the world, and then was rescued by Meng Xu... Then she enjoyed life in the company, and basically didn't know the situation outside.
After listening to Zhou Yanni and Zhang Lunping's words, he was more determined than before.
Must hold Meng Xu's thighs tightly!
Shen Zhaozhao clenched his fists and followed Meng Xu closely.
Passing a few floors, there were faint roars of zombies inside, which made Shen Zhaozhao unconsciously tug at the corner of Meng Xu's clothes, but soon her smile became a little stiff.
Meng Xu's clothes were truly bloody, and Shen Zhaozhao could draw a handful of blood from them.
Shen Zhaozhao was even more frightened.
Meng Xu was very calm. As he went upstairs, he said to Shen Zhaozhao: "You are going to draw up a contract. It doesn't need to be too complicated. It's just a formality. Just say that you want to hire lawyer Zhang to work in our company's legal department."
Lawyer Zhang?
Hasn’t Lawyer Zhang turned into a zombie long ago?
A trace of doubt arose in Shen Zhaozhao's heart, but it quickly disappeared.
It’s just a zombie employee. There are many zombie colleagues in our company, so it’s no big deal.
Shen Zhaozhao nodded in agreement, and while thinking about how to write an employment contract, he began to follow Meng Xu.
Soon, the two arrived at the thirteenth floor.
The thirteenth floor was still so messy. No one touched the cash that Meng Xu had pressed in front of the door. However, after hearing Meng Xu's arrival, there was a rapid knock on the door from behind the office.
Seeing this, Meng Xu couldn't help but smile. He took two steps forward, knocked on the door of the office, and shouted into the office: "Is Lawyer Zhang here? I'm here to ask a few questions and talk to you about changing jobs. ”
"Ho~!"
Lawyer Zhang didn't answer, only roared.
Meng Xu ignored it and just dragged an office chair to sit down. Then he said to the office door: "Lawyer Zhang, if someone is sentenced to death but cannot go on the day of execution, can he entrust a lawyer to go? I refuse the death penalty. If it’s a lethal injection, how long will it take before I can drink?”
"By the way, there is another real thing that I encountered on the road. I hit someone with my car and couldn't find where he flew to. I can consider him a hit and run. I can find him back to compensate for the scratches and repairs on my car. Fee?"
Shen Zhaozhao looked at Meng Xu with strange eyes, but before she could think of anything, Meng Xu suddenly smiled: "Hey, I'm kidding you, why would I ask such a question."
Hearing Meng Xu say this, Shen Zhaozhao breathed a sigh of relief.
I knew why my boss would ask such an incomprehensible question. I thought my boss was a normal person.
Shen Zhaozhao was thinking in her mind, but she obviously forgot one thing: normal people would not consult a zombie about legal issues.
But at this moment, Shen Zhaozhao heard Meng Xu's concerned inquiry again: "Lawyer Zhang, the next thing I'm most concerned about is that my employees work more than eight hours a day and violate the labor law. I can confiscate the employees' illegal... Gain?"
Shen Zhaozhao:?
ah?
Shen Zhaozhao was obviously stunned. She didn't expect Chairman Meng's heart to be so vicious!
He is simply a capitalist!
A boss like you should be hanged from a street lamp!
Ah, wait a minute, in an apocalyptic environment, it seems that it doesn’t matter if you work overtime without being paid.
That's okay.
Meng Xu seemed to sense Shen Zhaozhao's Sichuan Opera expression, and couldn't help but look back. Then when he saw that the door to the office was not open, he immediately sighed deeply: "Isn't this too rude?"
Meng Xu was disappointed.
He and Lawyer Zhang have a heart-to-heart connection and can be said to have been friends for a long time.
But Lawyer Zhang kept the door closed to him.
This is already my third time here.
Even if it was Zhuge Liang, he should have invited him out after three visits to the thatched cottage, right?
Since you are unwilling, then I can only use coercive means!
Meng Xu made a quick decision, picked up the fire ax, pointed it at the door handle of the office, and hit it with a blow, destroying the wood and causing wood chips to fly!
"roar!"
Lawyer Zhang Wei, wearing a suit and ties, rushed out of the office, baring his teeth and claws, as if he wanted to kill Meng Xu.
[Occupation: Zombie]
[Level: 0]
The moment Meng Xu saw lawyer Zhang Wei's career, his brain shut down for a moment.
etc.
Is lawyer Zhang Wei who turned into a zombie still a lawyer?
The next moment, Meng Xu did not hesitate, he directly picked up the ax and knocked lawyer Zhang Wei to the ground without causing death. Then he picked up a stool without hesitation, pressed it on lawyer Zhang Wei, and fell into the trap. Confusion and contemplation.
"Forget it, let's recruit first."
Meng Xuxin gritted his teeth and immediately chose to recruit: "Lawyer Zhang, you have a better future if you work with me! You can't use your talents in this broken law firm! Come to us for peace and order, this is the place future!"
[The talent ‘Zhang Wei’ was found, and it was detected that the host has a strong desire to hire. Do you want to hire him? According to system calculations, hiring Zhang Wei requires a monthly salary of at least 30,000 yuan. 】
[Due to the detection that Zhang Wei is currently working as the chief legal officer of Zhang Wei Law Firm...]
"If you don't refuse, I'll take it as you agree!"
After the classic inquiry, Meng Xu's eyes immediately appeared again with small gilded characters.
[Zhang Wei’s refusal intention has not been detected, you have successfully recruited new employees! 】
[The number of employees has increased, the current number of employees is: 8. 】
[Your current total monthly salary expenditure is: 225,000 yuan. (Please see the employee list for details)]
After seeing this line of fine print, Meng Xu immediately saw that Lawyer Zhang Wei had new attributes.
[Occupation: Zombie (Level 0), Lawyer (Level 4)]
[Position: Employee of the Legal Department of the First Business Group of Peace Order Group (K1 Level)]
Seeing this scene, Meng Xu breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, it works.
But then there's a whole new problem.
That is...
Meng Xu looked at the zombies struggling under the chair, and Meng Xu fell into deep thought.
How to calm down this zombie and stop being so manic and showing signs of attack on anyone.
Can painting a cake be done?
Meng Xu thought for a while and started a series of attempts to tame the zombie employees.
This experiment is quite valuable. Once you can learn from lawyer Zhang Wei’s experience in taming zombie employees, you can recruit zombie employees at will in the future instead of having to consider zombie employees with a favorability score of -100. !
One small step forward, one big step for the company!
"Here are five chicken fillets."
Meng Xu held the stool with one hand, pressing lawyer Zhang Wei under it, and stretched his other hand towards Shen Zhaozhao behind him. Shen Zhaozhao immediately understood and handed out five chicken fillets.
After taking the fried chicken fillet, Meng Xu did not hesitate and stuffed it directly into Lawyer Zhang's mouth: "Lawyer Zhang, come and eat chicken fillet. Our company pays most attention to the welfare of employees! Think about it, in a post-apocalyptic environment Come on, how many companies are so powerful that they treat their employees to fried chicken tenders..."
After that, Meng Xu shouted to Shen Zhaozhao: "Take back the money pressed at the door."
There is no need to consider whether lawyer Zhang Wei has money in his pocket. Anyway, he paid him a lot of consulting fees in the first two times he came.
He must be rich.
Shen Zhaozhao immediately complied.
After doing so, Meng Xu began to have a headache.
"Lawyer Zhang Wei, as long as you don't move now, I will give you a promotion and a salary increase... By the way, I have a red evolution crystal baby. Do you want it? If you want it, just be obedient..."
Meng Xu took action and used Huabing.
"roar--!!!"
Painting cakes is somewhat useful, but it doesn't seem to be very useful.
Seeing that the painting cake had no effect, Meng Xu took a deep breath and showed a charming smile to Lawyer Zhang: "If you don't eat the toast, you will be fined! Zhang Wei, don't blame me!"
Since painting is useless, Meng Xu has no choice but to use special means to reduce his favorability to -100.
Based on previous experience, the best way to reduce favorability is...
Beaten!
Beat him up hard!
As soon as he thought this, Meng Xu put the fire ax on the ground, picked up an incense burner on the table, and quickly threw it at Zhang Wei's head: "Do you listen to me? Do you listen to me or not?"
"Obey me!!!"
"..."
The incense burner was smashed over and over again. Meng Xu restrained his strength and tried to look as gentlemanly as possible.
Shen Zhaozhao on the side was already dumbfounded.
His eyes were full of fear.
ah?
Is this how Chairman Meng originally recruited zombie employees?
Shen Zhaozhao swallowed and felt unprecedented fear.
She thought of half of Chi Wei's face and the deformed head of the late employee Zhang Tao.
At this moment, she looked at Meng Xu who was almost crazy.
For a moment, Shen Zhaozhao felt a chill go down his spine.
The end of the world is so scary, I want to go home.
She originally thought she had adapted, but now it seems that she simply -
Not used to it! ! !
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