My perfect apocalyptic life
Chapter 99: Zombie employees are so easy to fool, go and have fun
"Have you heard? The chairman has been blessed by God and has been given the seeds of the Pea Shooter. Plant them on the lawn and the Pea Shooter will grow in a few days..."
"Isn't that right? It should be the Corn Cannon! With the chairman's level, what's the point of planting the Pea Shooter?"
"Huh? Why did I hear that it was sunflowers? I heard that sunflowers will give little suns, and this little sun can also cure diseases."
"Your information is not accurate! I, Shen Zhaozhao, am the first-hand source of information. I tell you, it is the Confusion Mushroom. The zombies will be bewitched once they step on it!"
"..."
Listening to the low voices and the chattering around him.
Wen Yuan felt a little magical.
What's going on? What about the Pea Shooter, Corn Cannon Sunflower, and Confusion Mushroom?
Aren't we planting roses?
Wen Yuan took a look at the roses that had just been dug and planted, and couldn't help rubbing his eyes, and confirmed the roses in front of him again.
Yes, it's a rose.
No problem.
He had no idea what was going on. As a doctor of architecture, he specialized in agricultural architecture and had some knowledge of agriculture.
Seeing this, he really didn't know what to say.
He felt that all the knowledge he had learned before had been eaten by dogs, and his mood was extremely complicated.
Meng Xu was not interested in these rumors that he didn't know how they came out.
He was just a little surprised.
After all...
There were only a few people in the company who could speak, so why were the rumors spreading more and more?
Meng Xu was deeply touched. He felt that being a boss really required attention to words, and that just a few words from him could cause ambiguity.
Therefore, he should be more careful in his words and deeds in the future.
Thinking of this, Meng Xu cleared his throat, put down the shovel in his hand, stood up, and said to the employees around him: "Recently, there are rumors that I want to grow confusion mushrooms and sunflowers. Let me clarify here that I said pea shooters at the beginning."
Hearing Meng Xu's words, everyone was silent.
Really grow pea shooters?
Although they had been spreading rumors before, they were actually just "chatting" and did not really believe in such things: after all, there are no entertainment facilities now, so they can only kill time with such things.
But they never expected that the news that they thought was a joke by Shen Zhaozhao was actually true!
Chairman Meng actually said so.
So, is this thing about planting pea shooters... true? !
For a moment, everyone was a little shocked, and had no idea how this "pea shooter" should be presented.
But soon, Zhang Lunping suddenly thought of Meng Xu's strange and unusual brain circuit, and immediately had an idea that this "pea shooter" might be nonsense, but soon he hesitated again.
Because Meng Xu, what he said is true.
If he said to wait for the traffic light, he would wait for the traffic light.
In everyone's opinion, the behavior of waiting for the red light is rather absurd, but Meng Xu did implement it.
So...
What about the pea shooter?
Real or fake, true or false, it can only be said that they are now more and more mysterious about Meng Xu, and it can even be said that they can't guess it at all.
Mental patients, so scary.
Zhang Lunping sighed silently in his heart, and he couldn't figure out what this "pea shooter" meant.
However, just when Zhang Lunping was about to ask a question, he suddenly saw Chairman Meng's mouth slightly raised, and then suddenly a hearty laugh came out inexplicably, and the voice seemed very happy, as if he had encountered something happy.
Seeing this scene, no one dared to speak, and only dared to lower their heads and hoe the ground silently. There was only the sound of "grunting" in front of the Peace Building.
No one knew what Meng Xu was laughing at, but they knew that they had no control over this matter.
After all...
Everyone knew Chairman Meng's mental state, so there was no need to ask.
Too scary.
At this moment, a zombie suddenly wandered over from the surroundings. After seeing the team-building activity of Peace and Order, it immediately rushed over impatiently, roaring excitedly.
Hearing this voice, all human employees felt very panicked in an instant, subconsciously looked up at the direction of the zombie, and began to retreat.
Just when the zombie wanted to pounce, a black shadow suddenly flashed from the building, and the next moment the zombie was thrown directly to the ground, and then the sound of flesh and blood biting and a low whimper of unknown meaning were heard.
The speed was so fast that it was jaw-dropping, and no one knew what happened.
"Huh?"
When everything settled, they found that the one who had just pounced on the zombie was Meng Xunpeng, who had been "tied" on the first floor. Such a strong reaction speed made these human employees shudder, and the eyes looking at Meng Xu became more respectful.
If such terrifying zombies can be tamed by Mr. Meng, then Mr. Meng's strength is too terrifying!
For a moment, everyone looked at the roses and saplings they had planted, and instantly became confident.
Perhaps,
they really planted pea shooters?
It's just that now they are displayed in the form of roses and saplings to conceal their tracks?
Thinking of this, Zhang Lunping became a little excited. He decided to take a risk every morning to water and fertilize these roses!
Just when Zhang Lunping was so excited and thinking about watering the plants every day, he heard Meng Xule say happily: "Okay, okay, everyone has completed their tasks very well, I am very pleased! I hope everyone can continue to work hard in the future and participate in the team building. Go back and rest early, there will be a lucky draw for participating in the team building later."
Hearing Meng Xu's voice, Shen Zhaozhao instantly relaxed, and then chattered with Zhou Yanni and walked upstairs, without giving way to Meng Dong at all.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Lunping frowned and shook his head secretly at Shen Zhaozhao's EQ: Xiao Shen, what's wrong with you? Dare to walk in front of the chairman, right? Do you still have the chairman in your eyes? Do you still want to stay in the company!
At the same time, Zhang Lunping also glanced at the new Wen Yuan.
Wen Yuan walked very close to Lao Taitao and Zhang Qin, two new employees from medical universities, and humbly wanted to wait for Meng Xu to leave first.
In an instant, Zhang Lunping felt the gap between his ‘enemy and my teammates’.
Damn it, how can I manage the workplace in the end times with a young man like Xiao Shen!
Zhang Lunping has already planned to go back and teach Shen Zhaozhao.
He now only hopes that Mr. Meng will not take these little things seriously.
…
Meng Xu really didn’t care about these little things. He is now focused on completing the task, but even if he knows, it doesn’t matter.
Don’t ask, if you ask, there are not so many bad habits.
[Oh! Look who is here, it turns out that our tree planting expert is here! You did a great job, knowing that planting trees is not just your business, but the business of all human beings on the earth. Improving the environment will not only greatly improve the working environment, but also greatly increase the ‘immunity’ of the earth! Although the few small broken trees you planted are actually not very useful, but dripping water wears away the stone, and a little accumulation makes a lot! ]
[Task completed, task rating: perfect. ]
[Get task rewards: cash +120,000, distributable experience points +30, distributable attribute points +1, points +20]
Soon after this gilded small word appeared, another line of gilded small words appeared in front of Meng Xu.
[This team building was a complete success. Employees are speculating on the purpose of this team building. The topic mainly revolves around the "pea shooter". The cohesion of the company and the granularity between employees have been greatly improved. Please pay attention to the term "pea shooter". What may happen in the company next may be related to the "pea shooter". ]
[At the same time, I would like to remind you of one thing. The company seems to be slowly emerging into two factions. There seems to be some unfamiliarity between old and new employees. The art of checks and balances is a very good knowledge. As the chairman, you should cause healthy competition between factions in the company, which will make the company develop better and better! Of course, if the competition is too fierce, it may lead to some things that no one wants to see! ]
[Task completed, current task rating: normal. 】
【Task rewards: cash +50,000, distributable experience points +10, distributable attribute points +1, points +10. 】
Seeing the task rewards he received, Meng Xu was quite calm and did not react too much. He just opened the experience value panel and directly allocated 50 points of distributable experience points to the "trainee clerk" for upgrading.
【Upgraded successfully, your professional "trainee clerk" level has been upgraded. Because the accumulated level has reached 3, you will automatically become a "clerk·level 3". Please be informed. 】
【As a clerk who has been regularized and is considered an old employee in a large company, the skill of slacking off can easily be discovered by the leader. Therefore, old employees are divided into two extremes. One is the king of the king of rolling, working hard every day; the other is fishing in troubled waters, and the main focus every day is leisure and health. What kind of employee will you be? 】
【You get 0.5 points of spirit bonus. You get professional skills: King of slacking off, slacking off. 】
【Please note that your current profession is a branch profession. If you upgrade the skill "Long Liver King", this skill "Slow Work" can never be upgraded to level 1. Conversely, "Long Liver King" can never be upgraded to level 1. 】
Looking at the lines of small words that appeared, Meng Xu was also focused and continued to choose to add points: "Add points, I want to add 2 points of freely allocated attributes to the spirit."
【Allocation successful, your current spirit value is: 19 points】
Meng Xu now understands.
This attribute point can be accumulated through career upgrades in the early stage, so that it can be upgraded faster. As the attribute value gets higher and higher, the attribute points increased by career upgrades are not enough, and attribute points should be used to upgrade.
This is the normal process.
Thinking of this, Meng Xu couldn't help but feel mixed emotions, not knowing how much he had lost before.
But it doesn't matter. It's not too late to realize it from now on. After all, people can't always live in the past and be consumed by the spirit.
Rejecting mental consumption starts with me.
As for becoming a formal clerk, ask yourself what kind of employee you want to be?
Humph.
Meng Xu sneered: "I'm the boss, what kind of employee am I?!"
[Work Hard: When you are working at night or when a task is about to end, your energy will double and you will be full of energy. ]
[Slow down: For some time-limited tasks assigned to you, you will get 50% extra time extension. ]
These two tasks appeared in front of Meng Xu, but Meng Xu did not improve them immediately: although he still had 4 useless skill points.
It would be better to wait until something really happens before choosing to use skill points.
Meng Xu thought in his heart.
As for the warm reminder of the task when completing the 'team building' task, Meng Xu didn't take it seriously at all.
What unexpected things will happen that no one wants to see?
I'm just going to fire, fire, or kill a dragon to see who dares to cause trouble!
Chairman Meng is not a man of faith. If anyone among his employees really wants to sow discord, then let him die.
After doing this, Meng Xu couldn't help but relax, and then looked at Li Xiang who was standing aside stupidly, and said casually: "Go up and bring me a chair, preferably one that can shake." Master chair, do you understand?"
After hearing Meng Xu's words, Li Xiang stood there blankly, seemingly unable to understand Meng Xu's order.
Seeing Li Xiang's appearance, Meng Xu suddenly understood. He patted his head and took out the power-type red evolutionary crystal. After shaking it in front of Li Xiang, he said to Li Xiang: "What is this? Do you want it?" If so, go quickly. I have already said that you have done 99.9% of the credit, and you can exchange it for evolution crystals immediately. Go now!"
After seeing the red evolutionary crystal, Li Xiang's eyes lit up for a moment, and he immediately went up to find a chair for Meng Xu. It didn't even take five minutes, but Meng Xu saw Li Xiang moving an old man who used to be responsible for cooking in the cafeteria on the second floor. The uncle's rattan chair was brought over and placed in front of Meng Xu, and then he looked forward to it.
Very contradictory.
This is a zombie, showing such a human attitude is really amazing.
However, since Li Xiang tried his best, Meng Xu couldn't say much. He just laughed and encouraged Li Xiang: "Okay, congratulations on getting 9 gold coins now. You only need 10 gold coins to exchange for 0.1% of contribution progress, you are only 1 gold coin short. You must work hard! Among so many zombie employees, Jiang Xiaqiu has a flat chest and a small brain, Qi Leyao has a big chest and no brains, and Chi Wei is shameless and shameless. As for Zhao Zelai, Zhang Wei, Meng Xunpeng and others, they are not worth mentioning! I think you have a good chance of becoming the director of the first business group in the future!”
After saying that, Meng Xu waved his hand: "Okay, you can go back and play."
Li Xiang was stunned by Meng Xu. He had no idea what was going on and could only walk back in a daze.
Looks quite happy.
Seeing Li Xiang's performance, Meng Xu couldn't help but shook his head: "I still want to be the director of the first business group. Let's wait and see when I can see through my first deception of Dafa."
Then, Meng Xu looked at Qi Leyao and Jiang Xiaqiu, who were standing behind him, like two door gods, and then said seriously: "The zombies I am most optimistic about are always you two Kouga! Come on, I believe you will be able to It will get better! Okay, I’m going to take a nap, and if there are any zombies nearby, you can just deal with them.”
After saying that, Meng Xu lay down on the wicker chair and came over. While gently rocking the wicker chair, he felt the sunshine brought by it, closed his eyes, and at the same time opened his perfect life system.
"Open the points mall."
Meng Xu thought calmly in his heart.
It has been a long time since he opened the points mall, and now his points have reached 121 points. Meng Xu believes that the points mall must have refreshed a lot of new good things.
When he opened the points mall and took a look, Meng Xule was happy.
There are indeed a lot more good things.
In particular, something called a [small human-powered generator] was really what Meng Xu needed most.
A track can generate electricity as long as people walk on it.
"Okay, okay."
After Meng Xu saw this thing, he couldn't help but be overjoyed. He planned to change one to try the water first: "60 points for one... I can exchange for two, but don't rush it yet."
Meng Xu was very calm and continued to look at other products.
After reaching 100 points, the items in exchange are quite dazzling.
For example, super bubble gum, glasses worn by someone, and a random mission.
All in all, there are a lot of things, but for the current Meng Xu, they are not of much use.
"Let's change to a small human-powered generator first."
Meng Xu was very calm and chose to redeem this.
Once there is electricity, everything will be different.
After all, one of the great things about this thing is that there are resources available everywhere.
Zombies are tireless!
Let the zombies generate electricity for themselves, and then you can use the elevator and turn on the lights in the future!
With the availability of electricity, I believe the work progress of employees in the company will be greatly accelerated.
[The exchange is successful and will be temporarily saved for you. You can withdraw it at a certain location within 12 hours. After 12 hours, the item will automatically appear in front of you. 】
Meng Xu nodded and immediately opened the lottery channel again.
Bad, common, good, legendary.
Four lottery methods are shining brightly.
Poor quality lottery, 10,000 cash each time.
Ordinary lottery, 1 point once.
Excellent lottery, 10 points each time.
Legendary lottery, 100 points once.
Meng Xu decided to do something big and give out ten consecutive poor-quality lottery draws.
When you have money, you just have to squander it!
[The lottery was successful. You won Yibao pure water x5, Black Elephant instant noodles x3, exquisite secretary OL uniform x1, and a pistol used in a certain drama (pure prop). ]
Meng Xu: ...
One hundred thousand yuan wasted. It seems that I have to try again when I draw one or two hundred times in a row.
And Meng Xu did not hesitate and chose the excellent lottery again.
Choose to use 10 points to draw a lottery to test the water.
With the consumption of 10 points, the next moment, the roulette wheel turned.
Soon, a golden light appeared in front of Meng Xu.
[The lottery was successful. You got a chance to participate in the Magic City Internet Conference! There, you may have a new adventure. ]
Meng Xu:?
You, let me, go to the Magic City now? !
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