My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

Luo Li waved her hand indifferently, but this made Dongfang Bai glance at her gratefully. As a parent, she finally said something useful.

"However, if you don't work hard now to get into a good university, your talent will be wasted, and it will be easier to find a job in the future if you get admitted to a good university..."

"Well, even if Xiaobai doesn't work, it doesn't matter, just let me as a mother take care of him!" Luo Li patted her round chest proudly, and Guqiao Wennai, who was looking at the back, was a little envious. .

Tongsu Mayu: ? ? ?

The ice beauty was immediately stunned. This sentence even led Furuhashi Fumi behind to widen her pale golden eyes in shock, her slender black eyelashes trembled, and her small mouth grew into an O shape.

It is too strong to actually make that Kirisu Mafuyu speechless! !

"..." Although Kato Megumi's expression didn't change much, she was quite shocked. This sudden appearance of 'mother' can be described as a rather strange character.

[ps: I don't know if I can write it or not, I won't be able to write it on behalf of someone] for a long time.

Chapter 29 Be My Daughter? ? 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"...???" Tongsu Madong looked at the gray-haired and green-eyed beauty in front of her with a shocked expression. This mother's personality seemed to be a bit nerve-wracking. No, this is not a problem of lack of roots at all. , the character is really strange.

After a 'hard' battle, Kirisu Mayu gave up the fight with a sleepy expression on her face. She tried to explain from various angles how a good university would help Dongfang Bai's life. But the mother in front of her didn't buy it at all.

Every time she wanted to ask her about things, she always twisted the rhythm with strange topics inexplicably, which made Kirisu Mafuyu, who had always been serious, puzzled, and in the end had no choice but to let it go.

"Oh, Mr. Tongsu is so beautiful~ She looks so young, um, I guess she doesn't have a "Nine Four Seven" boyfriend yet." Looking at Luo Li, who made the topic crooked again, Tongsu really had black lines all over her head. .

"this……"

"Well, but it's better for girls to fall in love earlier, otherwise they will waste their youthful years, and your parents are probably urging you to get married."

Tongsu Mayu: ? ? ?

Does this person really have the ability to read minds? Why does she know about her own affairs? Kirisu Mafuyu is completely dumbfounded. In the end, there is really no way to deal with this strange student's parent, so she chose to quickly end this conversation.

She is so tired, and now she just wants to find a place to rest.

Luo Li, who came out of the teacher's office, stretched her waist and said happily to Dongfang Bai next to her: "Xiaobai Xiaobai, your teacher is really interesting, you have the feeling of an innocent little girl, hehe~ "

It seems that she remembered that Kirisu Matou, who had just been teased with just a few words, blushed, and Luo Li had a relieved expression on her face.

"Sister Luo, why did you suddenly come to Neon's side to attend my parent-teacher meeting?" Dongfang Bai also had a relieved expression on his face. You must know that Tong Xu was staring at him when she was really uncomfortable just now. It caused his scalp to go numb.

Now, not only Kirisu Mafuyu is relieved, but it is also a kind of liberation for him.

"Because I haven't seen the cute little white for a long time, uh, I didn't pay attention to it before, she's so tall, I still remember that you only reached my thigh..."

Luo Li seemed to be recalling something as she spoke, her green eyes flashing like green leaves, Dongfang Bai looked at the familiar yet unfamiliar aunt in front of her, and remembered the past.

Since the first time he met Luo Tianyi at the age of five or six, Dongfang Bai also saw Luo Li, who was the mother of the other party, of course. She raised her hand and hugged her when she was a child, but she forgot all about it.

"Also, it's too uncomfortable to have a good parent-teacher meeting before your family is full, so my sister is here to help you!"

"Thank you very much for this." Dongfang Bai smiled. If Luo Li hadn't come to help his parent interview, maybe it would have been him and Tongsu Madong, and the scene would have become super embarrassing.

"Bai Jun, who is this aunt...?" Funai Guqiao, who had been hiding at the door for a long time, thought for a while, but then came over and asked. Anyway, the curiosity in her heart could not be concealed at all. .

Anyway, just wanted to know.

"Well, the person who has taken care of me since I was a child can be considered a mother." Dongfang Bai didn't know how to explain it. He couldn't tell the other party that this was his future mother-in-law...

"Eh~"

Luo Li's eyes lit up when she saw Guqiao Wennai, and then she showed a meaningful look. Before she came, of course, she asked Dongfang Bai how things were going recently, and she heard that she had a close relationship with many girls.

Moreover, it seems that there are already suspicions of girlfriends, it seems that there are more than one or two.

"Hello auntie...! My name is Guqiao Wennai. I'm Bai Jun's classmate. Please give me some advice when we meet for the first time." Guqiao Wennai said nervously, her tone was a little scared, and the person in front of her was also Dongfang Bai's mother. .

This is to meet the parents...? No, why is she nervous about meeting her parents.

"Hello, auntie, I'm Megumi Kato. Please give me some advice when we meet you for the first time." Megumi Kato also greeted her with a gentle smile. It could be seen that she was also a little restrained, but her fluttering personality didn't seem to change much in expression. 0....

"Cute, super cute! Xiaobai, where are these two beautiful girls from? How good is your relationship with you?" Luo Li shook Dongfangbai's shoulder a little excitedly, but she quite liked this kind of cuteness girl's.

Especially the girl who has a good relationship with Dongfangbai may become her 'daughter' in the future.

"..." Dongfang Bai covered his eyes with one hand. He simply chose to remain silent. Seeing that he couldn't ask anything, Luo Li had to start elsewhere.

"Speaking of which, you seem to be friends with Xiao Tianyi too, don't you? I'm the mother of that child. Oh, that child has very few friends. It's great to be friends with such a good child as you."

Luo Li finally revealed her identity. The moment she heard that she was the mother of 'Luo Tianyi', Guqiao Wennai was just a little surprised. She knew that Tianyi and Dongfang Bai were childhood sweethearts, but the marriage contract was unclear.

But Megumi Kato flashed a ray of light in her eyes. As Dongfang Bai's girlfriend, how could she have never heard of the 'marriage contract', but she didn't say anything.

"No, no, Tianyi is very cute and beautiful! No matter her personality, we are happy to be friends with her." Fumio Furuhashi waved his hand in a panic and said politely.

"Well~ you are all beautiful, by the way, do you want to be my daughter~? Mom will love you very much at 4.8."

Fumio Guqiao was stunned for a moment, and his head was twisted, but he couldn't react.

She finally knew why Dongfang Bai made eye contact with her just now. It was too strange to say 'be my daughter' all of a sudden, and the smart Fumio Furuhashi didn't understand the true meaning of this sentence for a long time. .

Luo Li is Dongfang Bai's mother, so her daughter is also Dongfang Bai's wife, so the real meaning of the sentence just now is...

"Cough cough, Sister Luo, didn't you say that there is still something to do in the Celestial Dynasty, it's time to go back." Dongfang Bai grabbed Luo Li in time, and then left before she could react.

Before leaving, he nodded to Kato Megumi, he felt that if she continued to speak, something would definitely go wrong.

Chapter 30 You will be arrested if you hear these words? 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"Xiao Bai, I seem to understand a little bit why you have to come to Neon and not return to Heaven. I don't want to go back with so many beautiful girls." Luo Li, who was walking on the road, laughed and joked with Dongfang Bai.

"Well, Sister Luo, you're right to say that. I really don't want to go back because of this." Dongfang Bai thought for a while and nodded seriously, because this sentence is indeed true.

A normal person can stay here with a group of beautiful girls every day, why do you have to go home? ?

"Well, honest boy, when are you going to marry Tianyi? I really want to hear you call me mom sooner~" Luo Li's words made Dongfang Bai's face darken, which is too nonsensical.

"Sister Luo, aren't Tianyi and I only sixteen years old, it's too early to say anything..."

"Well... that's also true, **** it, in ancient times, you could get married at the age of twelve, why not in modern times?? It's so uncomfortable." Luo Li clenched her fists angrily and said, her resentment His tone was clearly resentful.

"If your remarks are heard, you will be arrested."

Dongfangbai complained expressionlessly, and the two walked all the way to the 04th entrance of the school gate, and because Luo Li exudes a mature charm even though she is in her thirties, some students of the same class passing by at the school gate cast towards this direction. Amazed look.

"Look, isn't that Dongfang? Did he attack the wife outside the school this time?"

"Wow, this is too exaggerated."

"It's amazing."

Some thin conversations sounded, but the voice didn't seem to be concealed at all, why not just plug in the microphone and say, Dongfang Bai's face was not very good-looking, and finally he could only sigh helplessly.

"Well, since I took a good look at Xiaobai today, I'm relieved that my sister has grown up very well~ It's almost time to go back." Luo Li looked around and showed a wicked smile, she also decided not to Teasing the East is white.

An unpretentious black car suddenly drove to the school gate from a distance, Dongfang Bai could vaguely see a 'pink figure' over the driver's seat, and Luo Li said hello and got into the car.

"Xiaobai will come to see you next time, my sister~ But I hope you get married soon, woo woo if you hug your grandson woo woo~~" This aunt in her thirties looks like a young girl, holding her cheeks with her hands , as if imagining something.

"Walk slowly."

Dongfang Bai took a deep breath and said goodbye to her. She thought about returning her grandson too quickly, and how could she be a grandmother in her thirties? It's too early...

Watching the black car go away, Dongfang Bai breathed a sigh of relief, then turned around and walked back, just in time to meet a certain blond double ponytail, she was arguing with Sawamura Sayuri next to her. wearing something.

In other words, the two of them look like a pair of sisters from a distance. Eri has inherited her mother's beauty and... figure, Sawamura Sayuri is like a black-haired version of Eri.

"Eri Pear?"

"Bai? Is your parent interview over too?" Yingri was stunned, but she didn't expect to bump into him suddenly. Sawamura Sayuri beside her saw Dongfang Bai's eyes lit up.

"Alabai-kun, long time no see."

"Long time no see, auntie, you also came to participate in the interview with Ying Lili." Dongfang Bai greeted with a smile, and when talking about the interview with Sayuri Sawamura, her face turned black, and her expression was somewhat 'kind'.

"Well, Ying Lili's head teacher talked to me a lot just now. This child's father is obviously from Yingguo, but his English grades are so poor. I plan to teach her a good lesson when I go back."

Sawamura Sayuri's extremely 'kind' tone made Ying Riri's face turn white for a while, her blue eyes shone with light, and she turned her eyes to Dongfang Bai for help.

"...?"

Dongfang Bai noticed that Ying Lili's eyes were asking for help, just like an abandoned puppy. He couldn't bear it for a while, so he opened his mouth and said to Sayuri: "Auntie, I need to help her..."

"That's great! Since that's the case, then I'll let this child go to your house. You don't need to worry about anything when teaching her!"

Before Dongfang Bai could even finish speaking, Sawamura Sayuri showed a satisfied smile and took over his words, because the next speed was so fast that he doubted whether the other party was just waiting for him to say these words. .

No, Sayuri Sawamura is playing tricks? !

"Ah, I suddenly forgot, I haven't made lunch yet. Next time Baijun chats~ I'll go back with Ying Lili first." Sayuri Sawamura was afraid that Dongfang Bai would refuse, so she dragged Ying Lili and ran away.

"I remember that the maid cooks at Eiri's house, right?"

...

"Eh? Bai Jun, why are you back?" Guqiao Wennai glanced at Dongfang Bai strangely, but he didn't expect his parental interview to be over, but he went back to school.

"Have you forgotten, I'm going to interview Xiaobu's parents later..."

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"Hey! Indeed, if you think about it carefully, Xiaobu also lives with Bai Jun and his parents are not around, so Bai Jun is the only 'parent' who can come to the interview."

Fumio Guqiao felt a little surprised, no matter whether it was Xiaobu or Dongfangbai's family, they couldn't come to interview. Isn't this the same as her family's situation?

Her father did not want to be interviewed at all, because he felt that it was unrealistic for her to go to the University of Science and was firmly opposed to it.

"Speaking of this, it seems that someone who claims to be your father just now joined Kirsu-sensei's office." Kato Megumi, who had been looking at her phone, suddenly raised her head and pointed to the office not far away. company.

"Ah?" Fumio Guqiao was taken aback, no? Her father actually came, actually came to participate in the parental interview, which made her feel very surprised. It was obvious that she was still making trouble. Is it a **** changer today?

"Is Wen Nai's father here?"

Dongfang Bai looked in the direction of the office. In fact, he had planned to find a chance to talk to the father of the other party before, and it was not good for a girl to live in the house of a boy of the same age as him...

It would have an impact on Furuhashi Funno's reputation, and he really admired the other party's reassurance that his daughter lived in a male friend's house for more than ten days...

Chapter 31 The dispute of Fumino Furuhashi 【For automatic subscription】

"Let's take a look?" Dongfang Bai asked Funao Guqiao, who was beside him. The girl with blue hair and golden eyes was silent for two seconds, and then nodded decisively. She planned to go and have a look. After all, her father came to participate in the interview. It was indeed something she didn't expect.

Dongfang Shiro, who was confirmed by Fumino Furuhashi, also held the back of his head in his hands and went to the door of Mr. Kirisu Mayu's office with Kato Megumi to start 'exploring the enemy's situation'. He saw a thin face with a beard and dark circles on his face. The middle-aged man sat opposite Kirisu Mayu.

These dark circles are too conspicuous, how long has it been since I rested...

Dongfang Bai couldn't help but started to complain in his heart, and then he heard Kirisu Mayu nodded in confirmation, and then gave a piece of information in his hand to Fumino Furuhashi's father.

"What kind of information is that?" Kato Megumi is a little unclear, and Dongfang Bai has a very strong eyesight. Looking closely, it seems to be an introduction and information leaflet of a well-known liberal arts university.

"The information leaflet of the University of Liberal Arts, it seems that Wen Nai, your father and Tongsu teacher hit it off..." Dongfang Bai couldn't help but feel a little helpless when he saw this scene, both Tongsu Zhendong and Wen Nai's father objected to her entering the science university.

All agreed that liberal arts is the way out, and Furuhashi Funno showed a gloomy expression as if no one could understand and sympathize with his child.

"Come out, come out." Dongfang Bai suddenly saw Guqiao Funno's father glanced at the documents, nodded, then stood up and walked out of the door. As soon as he went out, he bumped into Gu Qiao who was not far from the door. Bridge Wen is.

"Dad..." Fumi Guqiao said nervously, her face was not very good-looking, after all, running away from home for more than ten days is very uncomfortable for a girl, and a girl from a good family like her. good thing.

It was inevitable that her father would blame her.

"...It's Wenno~". "

On the contrary, the other party just spoke in a flat tone and didn't seem to care too much. He glanced at Dongfang Bai and Kato Megumi next to Fumano Fumashi, and was stunned for two seconds.

"Are they your friends?"

"Yes, Bai Junhui sauce, this is my father, mathematics professor Guqiao Lingshi..." Guqiao Fumano sighed helplessly, and could only introduce to Dongfang Bai and Kato Megumi.

What the hell? ? ? The mathematics professor, Dongfang Bai was stunned, saying that the father of the other party was indeed a mathematics professor of a certain mathematics, and then his mother was a genius in the mathematics world.

Why do the daughters of two top math figures have such a difference in math grades... Could it be that this is negative and positive?

Dongfang Bai and Kato Megumi quickly introduced themselves after they reacted, but Guqiao Lingshi didn't seem to care much, but said, "Funnai, you are still so childish, science is not for you. Possibly, compared to those, the liberal arts can be somewhat useful."

Guqiao Lingshi said that the information about the liberal arts university in his hand was stuffed into Guqiao Fumano. After hearing this, Guqiao Fumano frowned, and Dongfang Bai seemed to be able to see her anger rising straight up.

"It doesn't matter to you about your daughter's dream at all...!" Dongfang Bai could see Guqiao Wen Nai's face turning black, to be honest, this was the first time he saw Wen Nai look so angry.