Chapter 14 Kick the Altar
Many villagers gathered in front of Zhang Banxian’s house.
The leader is the second child of Zhang Long’s three brothers, known as Er Mazi.
His third brother was seriously injured by Fang Chen, and his eldest brother went to the orchard at night to be scared half crazy!
It took a lot of effort to knock on the door of Zhang Banxian’s house.
Zhang Banxian opened the door sleepily, and saw a lot of people in front of his house in a daze, and he woke up half of his sleep.
“You… what is this for?”
Looking at the time, it’s only ten o’clock in the morning.
He did not go to bed until early in the morning when he studied beauty photos yesterday. On weekdays, no one came to him so early. Why are there so many people today?
Could it be the fact that he was kidnapped and deceived was exposed?
While he was thinking about it, Er Mazi suddenly yelled and knelt down: “Zhang Banxian! Help us!”
Zhang Banxian put down his hanging heart and hurriedly helped Er Mazi.
“What’s the matter? If you can help me, I will definitely help!”
“There is a monster in the well of Fang Chen’s orchard!” Er Mazi said.
Zhang Banxian was taken aback: “What did you say? Water monster?”
Er Mazi nodded hurriedly: “Yes! My eldest brother saw it with his own eyes!”
Zhang Banxian groaned, but he was already happy in his heart: “Water monster…that’s probably the cause of this drought!”
Where is the water monster in this world!
But if such a fool comes to him to cheat, that is really not cheating.
The villagers who came with Ermazi also echoed: “Yes! I said, why is it raining only in his orchard!”
“This kid usually looks at the sun, but he didn’t expect to be so vicious!”
Everyone, you said and I said, scolded all the time.
“Zhang Banxian, you are a master of Taoism, but you must help us. My elder brother doesn’t know if he has been caught in an evil spirit. He is crazy now!” Er Mazi pleaded.
Someone started, and everyone’s attention was focused on Zhang Banxian.
“Yes! Zhang Banxian, you have to help!”
“Fortunately, Zhang Banxian is here. It seems that the drought will be over soon…”
Looking forward to Zhang Banxian one by one.
Zhang Banxian stroked his beard: “Of course, but there are rules and regulations, and the law is not for nothing. To resolve such big crimes, we must destroy the wealth and eliminate the calamity, otherwise it may cause counter-effects.”
“This is easy to handle, we folks take a little!”
“I agree!”
The villagers responded one after another.
Er Mazi took the lead in taking out a few red tickets in his pocket and placing them in Zhang Banxian’s hands.
Zhang Banxian nodded his head and smiled at the other people: “Since you are sincere, there is no requirement on the amount of money. Just look at how much weight this matter has in your hearts, the more the better!”
It didn’t take long for the colorful soft sister coin holders to be unable to catch it.
Several villagers helped Zhang Banxian carry the table he used for the practice and came to Fang Chen’s orchard.
Zhang Banxian took a deep breath, stood solemnly at the table, picked up the Sanqing hand-rattle, and began to swing regularly, muttering words in his mouth.
“Five thunder generals, train generals, soaring to the ground, driving thunder and clouds, tens of thousands of battles, commanding the magical soldiers, calling out the flag and calling, without stopping, hurried as a law!”
As he said, he picked up a piece of talisman and burned it on the candle, pretending to be thrown out, shouting a puff of alcohol in his mouth, and suddenly a tongue of flame flashed in the air!
The villagers couldn’t help but be surprised.
Zhang Banxian triumphantly picked up a handful of talisman paper and threw it towards the door of Fang Chen’s orchard.
People are afraid of intangible things and spend money to do it but ask for psychological comfort. As long as he increases the momentum of the ritual, these people will believe it!
Everything was proceeding in an orderly manner, and the door of the orchard opened slowly at this moment.
Fang Chen walked out slowly, and without a word of nonsense before the case, he directly raised his leg and kicked the altar down.
“Boom!”
Zhang Banxian was startled, and the villagers were also silent.
“What do you do at my door?” Fang Chen said coldly.
“Fang Chen, you are too much!”
“You are too disrespectful to the half immortal!”
Seeing the altar being kicked down, the villagers were furious.
“Kick him out of the village!”
“Yes, tell them to fuck off! There can’t be room for you here!”
Fang Chen didn’t care when he heard this roar.
I had heard that the village tyrant Zhang Long came to find fault and was beaten, and the two brothers of Er Mazi. These villagers only had guts, and no one dared to step forward.
“Guys, although the drought is a natural disaster, it is still a natural disaster. It has nothing to do with ghosts and gods.” Fang Chen pointed to Zhang Banxian, “He is a liar at all!”
But how can the villagers who have seen the sudden dark cloud cover the sun after the rain is over?
Fang Chen smiled coldly: “I have heard about the technique of rainfall, so why don’t I compare it with you Zhang Banxian today to see who can really attract heavy rain?”
Zhang Banxian gasped.
The young man in front of him still understands rainfall?
He is indeed a liar, but it doesn’t mean that Taoist priests with magic power really don’t exist.
The world’s great wonders!
Just as he hesitated how to push off, Er Mazi stood up again: “Half fairy! Let’s show him a hand!”
“We Zhang Banxian is genuine! Let him see and see!”
The villagers pushed and shoved Zhang Banxian to the front.
Zhang Banxian was ashamed.
More enthusiastic villagers have begun to help tidy up the altar, and everyone is waiting for Zhang Banxian.
“Uh… it’s not appropriate to do it today…” Zhang Banxian gave a dry cough.
“Zhang Banxian, we believe in you!” Er Mazi said.
Zhang Banxian no longer had the composure he had before. Dense beads of sweat appeared on his forehead. He took out his handkerchief and wiped it casually, and coughed twice: “Okay.”
In a dilemma, he finally stood in front of the altar, and quickly figured out how to make it clear.
He picked up the Sanqing hand-bell again, muttering in words that people couldn’t understand the spell.
Two hours later, the scorching sun was still in the sky, and there was no sign of the sky changing at all.
The villagers were hot and sweaty, and they couldn’t help but doubt Zhang Banxian from the bottom of their hearts.
Zhang Banxian was out of breath for two hours, and took two steps back: “Maybe it was because the altar was passive. Now no matter how I summon Lei’s father and electric mother, they have not responded!”
Fang Chen couldn’t help laughing when he heard his crappy reason.
But because of his prestige in the hearts of the villagers, no one questioned him.
“Half Xian is in a bad state today, but you may not be able to do it with Fang Chen! If you have the ability, you can ask for rain to try!” Er Mazi said still unwillingly.
Fang Chen smiled faintly: “It must rain tomorrow.”
The villagers looked at each other.
Er Mazi took out his cell phone and glanced at the weather forecast. The next half month is still a small sun that symbolizes a sunny day.
A sneer, with a sense of victory: “If it doesn’t rain tomorrow, you will get out of the village!”
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