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Chapter 492: Yin and Yang Confessions
"Webmaster, Webmaster."
Lin Taixu shouted loudly, and at the same time, he looked around as if he was looking for someone.
Webmaster?
What the hell is this?
Uh, no, what kind of official is this?
Murong Meng, Nangong Yidao and others couldn't help but be stunned and looked at Lin Taixu stupidly.
"Sir, do you call me the official?"
After a while, Tian Hongfang was seen running over with some uncertainty and said to Lin Taixu.
"That's right, I'm calling you. Can you take charge of things? Call me here. I have something important that I need him to do."
Lin Taixu nodded.
Oops, I'll go.
Seeing this, everyone present couldn't help but roll their eyes, feeling that this was calling the director of the inn.
What the hell.
Being uneducated is terrible.
However, it seems that there is nothing wrong with calling the station manager the station manager, although it is a bit different and weird.
Of course, they still admired Tian Hongfang. This guy actually knew that it was him that Lin Taixu was calling.
so amazing.
"To tell you my lord, our station is not in charge of affairs."
Tian Hongfang said weakly.
Writing and managing affairs requires someone with a certain degree of knowledge. If he is a broken inn, who will come with a learned person?
Besides, even if someone is really willing to come, he won't accept it, so why do he accept it?
Let him write about goblin fights every day when he has nothing to do?
"you"
Lin Taixu couldn't help but stare, what the hell is going on.
"Forget it, I will do it myself."
Lin Taixu waved his hand to Tian Hongfang and said that he no longer believed in evil. Without Butcher Zhang, he would have to eat pigs with hair on them.
"Open the system."
Immediately, Lin Taixu said in his heart.
"Ding."
"The system is on."
Suddenly, as the system was turned on, the surroundings fell into a stagnant state.
"Here's some writing."
Lin Taixu ordered.
"Purchase a copy of pen and ink, the price is one system silver coin, the items have been distributed, please pay attention to the controller to check."
The system immediately purchased a copy of pen, ink, paper and inkstone for Lin Taixu and placed it in Lin Taixu's system package.
Isn’t it very smart?
Isn’t that very thoughtful?
"Is there a confession template? Give me one."
Lin Taixu continued to say that it is useless to have paper and pen. The key is that he does not know how to write a confession in this world, how to write the beginning and how to write the end.
Of course, he didn't know how to write in his previous life.
However, this is not the point.
"Confession template?"
The system was obviously hurt by Lin Taixu's strange request, and it didn't recover for a long time.
Do you need a template for a confession?
It’s really a long time to see you.
Besides, he has a system that helps others grow into extremely powerful people. Does he need to prepare such a thing?
Definitely not needed.
What kind of confession is required? Is there anything simpler than killing the other party with a knife?
"No."
Soon, the system rejected Lin Taixu's request.
"You can have this."
Lin Taixu said with a black line on his face, "Damn it, I boasted in front of everyone, saying that I wrote the confession myself and asked Hua Fei to make a pledge. Now you can give me a complete one without a template."
How to write without a template?
Do you write wildly and freely?
"Well"
The system was speechless. Just when he was about to say that this really didn't exist, he suddenly remembered that Lin Taixu seemed to have asked him for something that didn't exist in the system.
And he also came up with a bunch of big ideas, and in the end he had to compromise.
"Ding."
"The confession template was found, priced at one hundred system silver coins."
"Will the controller buy it?"
Immediately, the system quickly made something out of nothing and automatically generated a confession template that appeared in the mall.
Well, he is serious about making systems.
"Isn't that right?"
Lin Taixu said with a smile, and immediately happily purchased a confession template. After a cursory glance, his face darkened, as if the dog system had clicked.
It turned out that he saw that the template was just a piece of paper. The name and address of the criminal were written at the beginning of the paper, the facts and process of the crime were marked in the middle, and then, at the end, there was the inscription and date of the crime.
There are not a hundred words in total.
Is this a confession template?
It's that simple?
This is not the point. The point is that you actually sold me 100 system silver coins?
The actual silver coin is 10,000.
"You really have a dog system."
Suddenly, Lin Taixu cursed and was about to exit the system. However, just as Lin Taixu was about to exit the system, he couldn't help but stop and said, "Give me another yin and yang confession."
"What kind of rice?"
The system asked in shock, what is a yin-yang confession?
He only knew that heaven and earth were divided into yin and yang, living beings were divided into male and female, and human beings were divided into male and female, but he had never heard of a confession that was divided into yin and yang.
Have you fallen behind?
No,
This system is constantly updated and upgraded automatically, so it cannot be out of date.
"It's terrible to be ignorant."
Seeing that the system didn't know what a yin-yang confession was, Lin Taixu couldn't help but laugh and said with a smile on his face.
It's not easy. I have always been despised by this dog system, but today I finally got back in the game.
It suddenly became clear.
"you say."
Although the system felt very angry, it still tolerated it gracefully.
"A yin-yang confession is a confession signed and stamped by the criminal. It is just a trivial matter, innocuous, or not serious enough."
"But hidden in the dark, that confession he unknowingly signed is what will kill him."
Lin Taixu said with a sneer.
Is it sinister?
Um, no, is it irritating?
He was planning to trick Hua Feichen to death.
Don't you, Hua Feishen, only admit that you have embezzled military supplies, and are you unwilling to admit that Hua Feichen has illicitly collaborated with the enemy?
As long as you sign the confession and draw your fingerprints, your confession of admitting to embezzling military supplies will immediately become evidence of your admission of Chinese smuggled goods into the enemy's country.
Naibnas?
"."
After hearing Lin Taixu's explanation, the system wanted to jump out of the system and kill this shameless person.
Isn’t it good to be a human being?
Do you want to be a dog?
"You can have this."
Seeing that the system did not answer, Lin Taixu said seriously again.
No, you just created one out of thin air for this controller.
After more than ten minutes, Lin Taixu finally exited the system with satisfaction, and the stasis around him was also lifted.
Everyone's state of mind was still stuck on the time when Lin Taixu said he wrote his confession.
Everyone couldn't help but look at Lin Taixu with surprised eyes. If they say you are cheating, they admit that you are second. No one in the world dares to say that he is first.
But writing a confession?
I just laughed.
Under their gazes, Lin Taixu took out a table from the storage ring and placed it in front of Hua Feichen. Then he took out pen, ink, paper and inkstone and placed it on the table.
"I said, you write."
After doing all this, Lin Taixu looked at Hua Feichen and said calmly.
"Oh, I'll go."
Seeing this, everyone around them almost fainted and looked at Lin Taixu speechlessly. Is this what you said about doing it yourself?
You can handle your feelings by yourself, just prepare the four treasures of the study and a table.
What the hell.
Can I still have a face?
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