My son is obviously a playboy, how come he became the tiger of the empire?

Bang, bang, bang...

Intensive gunfire rang out.

The monkeys were so scared that they scattered, and the special forces soldiers lying on the ground all became live targets and were soon all shot dead.

Looking at the thick smoke coming out of their bodies, all the special forces soldiers were trembling with anger.

They never dreamed that they would be killed like this.

It was too fucking miserable to die.

At this moment, the people of the Tiger Regiment came out from all directions with guns on their shoulders.

Zhou Zhongyi came over with his legs clamped together, groaning in pain, but couldn't help but be proud: "What a shitty special forces, I can beat a dozen of you, and I can kill more than a hundred of you, it's easier than swatting a fly!"

Li Meng was so angry that his lungs were about to explode, he punched the ground: "We don't accept it!"

Lin Hui asked with a smile: "What do you not accept?"

Li Meng said angrily: "There is no such thing as you, you found a group of monkeys and messed with them?"

Other blue army special forces also looked dissatisfied: "Yes, we don't accept it!"

"We are fighting, you You found a group of monkeys, it's just messing around!"

"Foul, foul!"

"We will report to the director's office that you colluded with monkeys, which is a serious violation!"

"Yes, they are second-level protected animals. We have reason to suspect that these monkeys were coerced by you through violence, and you also ordered them to attack our vulnerable and sensitive places. It's simply crazy!"

Lin Hui was happy: "If you have the ability, come and coerce one of them for me? See if they agree or not?"

The Blue Army special forces were speechless.

They couldn't figure it out even if they scratched their heads.

Why would this group of monkeys help the Tiger Group?

Could it be that they really didn't wear clothes and looked like the same kind?

Li Meng was angry and shouted at the top of his voice: "We just don't accept it! You hide behind, sneak around, and command monkeys to hurt people. What real ability do you have? Are you soldiers or circus performers!"

Pop!

Wang Yong went up and slapped him in the face: "How can you talk to our brother Hui? You are a defeated general, what's so arrogant about it?"

Chen Erhu said unhappily: "You are still so righteous after death, the special forces can't afford to lose."

Li Meng was so angry that his face turned red. He couldn't afford to lose or he was so angry.

If he was killed by Lin Hui and his men in an ambush, he could only blame himself for not being as skilled as others and not being able to see through the opponent's trick.

But being killed by a group of monkeys...

I can't even write a report when I go back.

The captain might just treat him as a psychopath and send him for treatment.

Lin Hui looked at him and said lightly: "It doesn't matter if you don't accept it. I'll give you a chance to fight us and let you accept it."

A group of blue army special forces immediately jumped up from the ground and shouted at the top of their voices: "One-on-one fight, who is afraid of who, come on, I'll kill you!"

Many people took fighting postures and gnashed their teeth.

Prepare to wash away the shame through strength.

We must beat these guys up to relieve our anger.

Lin Hui smiled and said, "Since you want to fight, I will satisfy you. Everyone, don't just stand there. Go ahead!"

Everyone walked forward with a smirk, and the special forces quickly retreated in fear.

Li Meng shouted in horror, "What are you doing? What are you doing? Didn't we agree to fight one-on-one? Why are there so many people here?"

Lin Hui looked at him like a fool, "You believe everything we say. How can you be a special forces soldier if you are so naive? What era is this? Fighting one-on-one, do you think you are a cowboy?"

He waved his hand, "Beat them up in a group!"

Hundreds of people rushed up excitedly and beat up these special forces soldiers.

Li Meng was so angry that he broke away from the crowd, stood up and roared: "Fuck, don't go too far!"

Zhang Jiantao flew up and kicked him: "I'm calling you mom, you have too many lines, don't you? Hit me! Brothers, hit me in the face, according to the way we were beaten, double it and make a turn!"

New and old grudges are settled together.

In the last exercise, they were taken over by these guys.

They were also severely ridiculed, and this time they finally found a chance to retaliate.

The Blue Army special forces were beaten to the ground, screaming.

They only have so many people in total, and the Tiger Regiment has almost ten times as many people as them. Even if they want to resist, they can't resist.

"Alright, it's almost done!"

Lin Hui shouted, and everyone dispersed.

Li Mengmeng was lying on the ground with a bruised face and nosebleed, shouting: "You, you bully the minority with your numbers and use violence to harm your comrades. I, I will go to the director's office to sue you!"

Lin Hui spread his hands with an innocent look: "Don't talk nonsense. It was you who said you wanted to fight us. I am satisfying your request. Everyone, tell me, isn't it?"

"Yes!"

The people of the Tiger Group let out a grudge, and their hearts were filled with anger.A relief.

Lin Hui looked at him: "See, the eyes of the masses are sharp, but to be honest, this is the first time I have seen such a cheap request in my life."

Li Meng was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood: "You are just a bunch of scoundrels!"

Lin Hui smiled: "Since you said so, let's just be scoundrels to the end, take off their clothes for me!"

The blue army special forces were immediately frightened and kept retreating: "What are you going to do? Why do you take off our clothes? Soldiers can be killed but not humiliated!"

Lin Hui rolled his eyes: "You are all dead, I am whipping the corpse now! Hurry up and take off all their clothes for me, and smear them with mud, hurry up!"

Seeing that several special forces wanted to struggle, he kindly reminded: "I suggest you better not to resist, otherwise, the end will be miserable!"

The people around him smiled evilly and clenched their fists.

The blue army special forces swallowed their saliva in unison.

A good man will not suffer a loss in front of him. If he resists, he will definitely be beaten again.

A special forces soldier closed his eyes and raised his head, like a chaste heroine: "Come on, come on, you can only strip off your clothes, not do anything else, otherwise, I will not let you go even if I become a ghost!"

Lin Hui felt a chill, you are so dramatic!

Soon, the special forces of the Blue Army were stripped naked.

The whole body was covered with mud.

Lin Hui looked at them and nodded with satisfaction: "Not bad, not bad, this time it seems that they are almost the same as us."

Zhou Zhongyi came over with a proud look on his face: "It's really fucking relieved, I finally got my revenge last time! What should we do now? Should we ambush other troops of the Blue Army?"

Lin Hui smiled slightly: "I have a better idea. If we want to do it, we should do it big."

"Oh?"

Zhou Zhongyi looked at him in surprise.

Lin Hui laughed and said, "Captain, do you want to destroy the Blue Army headquarters and kill their commander?"

Zhou Zhongyi's eyebrows were about to fly with excitement: "Of course I don't want to, I want to too much! In the last exercise, those guys treated us so badly. If we can destroy their headquarters, the division commander will be very happy when he knows about it?"

"If things go wrong, even he will have to help ask the superiors to save our troops!"

"The command power is given to you anyway, tell me, how to do it?"

Lin Hui turned his head and pointed at the Blue Army special forces: "Stuff their mouths for me."

Everyone immediately went up to stuff the mouths of these guys.

Then, Lin Hui took the communicator from Li Meng.

He coughed twice, cleared his throat, and then lowered his voice to imitate Li Meng's voice: "Report, we have successfully eliminated the Tiger Regiment!"

The person on the other end of the communicator was immediately excited and asked impatiently: "How many were eliminated, and what was the result?"

Woo woo woo...

Li Meng stared and woo wooed.

He knew what this guy was going to do. He was going to pretend to be them and do bad things!

Lin Hui waved his hand, and Wang Yong kicked him, and Li Meng instantly became honest.

Lin Hui said to the communicator: "We have eliminated most of them, and the rest of them all fled into the woods! During the pursuit, we happened to find the Red Command Headquarters, so we decided to give up those guys and go straight to the Red Command Headquarters."

The blue army special forces all had fire in their eyes.

But because their mouths were stuffed, they could only make woo woo woo sounds.

The guys on the other side were overjoyed: "Special forces are different! The operation has been approved, you should immediately pursue the victory and destroy the Red Command, and the exercise will be over!"

Lin Hui continued to lower his voice and said: "In addition, there is another thing to report. The guy who destroyed our command in the last exercise has been captured by us."

"Did he capture him alive?"

"Yes, he has been tied up with ropes and his mouth is covered."

While speaking, Lin Hui glanced at the Blue Army and laughed at them.

They were so angry that they almost fell backwards.

Evil, too evil.

This guy lied without blushing!

The Blue Army on the other end was so excited that they couldn't help themselves: "Very good, very good! You must control the man for me and bring him to the headquarters. The commander must meet this guy in person and give him a good beating!"

After the communication was hung up, Zhou Zhongyi walked up with a confused look on his face: "Lin Hui, are you going to pretend to be them and sneak into the headquarters?"

Lin Hui smiled: "Is there a better way than this? Although these special forces soldiers died, the signal devices on their bodies can still be used. Now we can use the skin of the Blue Army Special Forces to do some incredible things."

Zhou Zhongyi immediately had a sly smile on his face: "You kid is really full of bad water!"

"Hehe, I'll take it as a compliment."

Zhou Zhongyi looked at Lin Hui curiously: "Then what did you just sayWhat does it mean to attack the Red Army headquarters? Are you serious? "

Lin Hui said angrily: "How can that be possible? What are you thinking? I killed my own people?"

Zhou Zhongyi thought about it and said: "What do you want to do?"

Lin Hui said calmly: "Contact them immediately, but before that, we have to clean up a little bit, otherwise we will definitely scare people to death."

Everyone nodded. They looked like savages.

Without some psychological endurance, they really can't stand it.

They can't scare their friendly forces.

Lin Hui looked at everyone: "Hurry up, don't clean your body, anyway, you are wearing clothes, just wipe your neck and face clean."

"Wait!" Someone immediately asked: "The mud has hardened and stuck to the skin. It can't be removed without water. There is no river or stream nearby?"

Lin Hui said seriously: "Can't you use urine if there is no water? "

Everyone's eyes widened in horror.

Use urine?

You can think of this?

Zhou Zhongyi was the first to jump out and object: "I won't do it. Using urine is too disgusting. I would rather rub it dry!"

Others nodded, it was really disgusting!

Lin Hui was speechless: "If you are not afraid of rubbing the skin off, it's up to you."

Zhou Zhongyi: "..."

Lin Hui asked coldly: "Do you still want to win?"

"Yes!"

"If you want to, do it quickly!"

Lin Hui said seriously: "Now is the critical moment of our group's life and death. Whether we can win this battle depends on this pee! Besides, I asked you to use urine to wet the mud and clean your face, not to drink it!"

"For so many days, you have been in the wind and rain, and you have eaten ants and cockroaches. Are you afraid of a pee? "

Everyone looked at each other and felt that what Lin Hui said was indeed reasonable.

Real men are fearless.

They have eaten earthworms and caterpillars, and now they are using them to wipe their faces. They are not drinking urine, so what are they afraid of?

"Brothers, pee!"

"I pee a lot, if you don't have enough, borrow from me!"

A group of people immediately made small bowls with leaves and started to pee.

They didn't forget to shake them, not wasting a drop.

Zhou Zhongyi saw that others were risking their lives, and as the head of the group, he certainly couldn't be a coward.

He opened the gate to a small bowl made of leaves and released water.

Hiss...

Wang Yong came up and took a look: "Head, are you a little angry?"

Zhou Zhongyi glared at him: "When the Blue Army is destroyed, my anger will subside! Get out of the way, I can't pee happily even if you stand here! "

Soon, he urinated a small bowl.

The mud on his face had all hardened. If it wasn't soaked with liquid, it would probably just be a layer of skin if it was torn off.

Zhou Zhongyi held the yellow liquid in both hands and slapped it on his face like a toner: "This smell is so pungent!"

But for the sake of victory, he could only grit his teeth and endure it.

Just then, he turned his head and found Lin Hui standing there motionless: "Lin Hui, why don't you pee?"

Lin Hui said, "I don't need to pee."

"Can't pee?" Zhou Zhongyi was very generous: "Then I'll lend you some. I happen to pee a lot, so don't be polite with me?"

Lin Hui laughed: "I don't need it and don't want to use it. I have water. Why pee? This thing smells so pungent and unhygienic. "

As he said that, he took out a kettle from behind, poured some on his hands, and began to wash his face.

Zhou Zhongyi glared at the corner of his mouth fiercely and cursed angrily: "Fuck, you old fool, you tricked us into peeing and washed yourself with water!"