My Stand-in is Steve

Chapter 712 Fang Mo: How dare I even torture myself!

 Even to the end.

Fang Mo didn’t even beat Kelly himself.

But even so, this vicious woman paid a heavy price in the end.

Fang Mo is not short of money now, and it doesn’t matter whether he is strong or not... But you must know that there are many adventurers on the Arad continent, and they are still struggling to survive on the line of food and clothing.

　　What little money they had saved through their teeth was given to Kelly.

That should have been a glass of cold beer to soothe the wind, a gift for the girl you like, a more decent dinner... or a bottle of alchemical potion that can save your life at a critical moment.

 But for the good wish of ‘strengthening equipment’.

It all shattered like a bubble.

Kelly, a despicable woman, not only took away their money, but also shattered their equipment... This was equivalent to crushing the bowls they were eating from and giving them a slap in the face.

 You need to know what’s going on in this group of adventurous people.

 There are quite a few ghost swordsmen.

 The reason why these people are called Ghost Swordsmen is because of the influence of the Kazan Plague.

　　People affected by the Kazan Plague will have deformed arms and fall into a rage. Many ghost swordsmen accidentally killed their most beloved people because of this, resulting in the death of their families, the separation of their wives and children, and finally they had to carry weapons and wander around the world.

 And the Berserker is the best among them.

 After losing their minds, they can be said to have disowned all their relatives and become completely crazy.

At this moment, when Kelly's enhanced lie was exposed, they also realized that they had been deceived. At this moment, countless anger burst out, and the blood boiled like a rolling red river swallowing the sky and the earth... No one else could stop it at all.

 Led by the golden-armored berserker just mentioned.

The furious adventurers tore Kelly's hair with all their hands, like dragging a dead dog, and strode toward the entrance of Grand Forest.

I saw these berserker warriors with ferocious faces and red eyes, like two rolling **** of burning blood flames. They wanted to eat her alive and cut her into pieces.

Even other calmer adventurers.

Their faces were all pale, their fists were clenched tightly, and their joints were crackling.

The nearby Hutton Mar merchants couldn't help but shudder when they saw this scene, and they didn't know what kind of terrible revenge this Kelly would suffer.

But as for what will happen to Kelly later...

Fang Mo actually didn't bother to care.

After all, he will never underestimate the evil of human nature. The laws of the Principality of Belmare will not allow Kelly to be punished as she deserves, but those adventurers... This is not a game, but the real continent of Arad. It is impossible. Every adventurer has a great heart, and Fang Mo believes that there are always a few bad guys who will not let him down.

 “Tsk, tsk, the master of network abstraction is not deceiving me.”

Walking on the street refreshed, Fang Mo was also thinking about the scene just now: "The lethality of this hat is really fierce..."

 “Hey, Master, you are still too kind.”

However, as he was talking here, Mayuling's cleaver floating next to Fang Mo spoke up: "If it were me, I would definitely use **** ingots to make the base material of this helmet, and let this **** read it. Our country’s famous book…”

"Um?"

Fang Mo also asked curiously: "What famous book?"

“Hehe.” Ma Yuling suddenly smiled mischievously: “Of course it’s Luo Tuo Xiangzi!”

“You like playing with shit, don’t you? Then I’ll give you a **** to strengthen it later.”

Fang Mo couldn't help but twitch his eyes when he heard this, and said directly: "Don't you always want to change your name? I think the name Hyena is quite suitable for you, so that you can become an anus-clearing sword..."

"Wrong, wrong, master, I shouldn't be showing off in front of Sun Zha. You, Brother Jue and Teacher Guo are the eternal monarchs of **** and shit, the uncrowned kings of defense, and the uncrowned kings of defense. "Ma Yuling's chopping knife quickly prayed in a low voice: "Master, please let me go. If my blade is stained with feces, I won't be able to open the patient's skull..."

But before Mayuling Kaidao could finish speaking, a shout suddenly rang out not far away, and then a figure ran over anxiously: "Adventurer!"

"Um?"

Hearing this, Fang Mo also turned to look at the other party.

As a result, I found out that the person running over from a distance was actually an acquaintance. He was wearing yellow training clothes and had a headband on his head. Who was this if he wasn't Feng Zhen?

 “Wind vibration?”

Fang Mo also looked at him a little strangely: "Why are you here?"

Of course that was the question, but in fact Fang Mo had already made a guess in his mind. He probably wanted to plead for Kelly or something. After all, we are all masters who train adventurers. We usually don't look up when we see each other, so maybe he can't bear it. See what happened to her.

 “Adventurer! Why are you still wandering here?”

But what Fang Mo didn't expect was that he had already prepared words to deal with it in his stomach, but the other party didn't mention Kelly at all: "Something happened, your partner seems to be in danger!"

 “Fart, my partner is fine...”

Fang Mo replied directly without thinking.

However, as soon as he said these words, he seemed to have reacted: "Uh, wait, are you talking about the demon dwarf?"

 “What is a dwarf Ledo?”

Feng Zhen did seem a little anxious. He frowned when he heard this, but he quickly said again: "It's the magician who is with you. She seems to be in danger!"

"what's going on?"

Fang Mo was a little surprised when he heard this: "Isn't she always in your dojo?"

 “That’s how it is.”

Feng Zhen sighed and said: "But not long after you left in the morning, Charlotte, the goblin businessman in the back street, suddenly found me and said that a goblin who could release lightning appeared in the Grand Forest. , may threaten the nearby residents, please ask me to take action to get rid of it."

 “A goblin who can shoot lightning?”

Fang Mo recalled it for a moment and reacted immediately: "Oh, Luo Lei Kainuo, right? Then what? What happened?"

 “Then your partner…”

 “Call her Mage.”

Fang Mo's brows suddenly frowned and he interrupted directly.

"Uh, okay." Feng Zhen paused for a moment. Although he was a little confused, he didn't ask any more questions: "Anyway, your mage friend heard our conversation, and then volunteered to get rid of that goblin. I originally I didn’t intend to let her go, but as soon as I turned around, she was gone.”

 “Is that so?”

Hearing what Feng Zhen said, Fang Mo also subconsciously touched his chin.

 “I just asked Charlotte.”

Feng Zhen said again: "He said that the goblin tribe is near the Thunder Ruins. It only takes about an hour to get to the Thunder Ruins from Hedunmar. But I have been waiting for her for most of the day and she has not come back. I Worried about what might happen..."

“It’s been such a long time, if there was an accident, it would have already happened.”

Before Fang Mo could speak, Ma Yuling suddenly interrupted and said, "I guess the second child will be born soon, right?"

 “This...who is talking!?”

Feng Zhen Leng Buding was also shocked by these words.

"Don't panic." Fang Mo waved his hand nonchalantly and simply explained: "It's my magic sword. It can speak because it has a little bit of its own intelligence."

 “Is that so?”

Feng Zhen nodded subconsciously: "It turns out to be a sword. No wonder it didn't say a word."

 “You curse again!”

"Hey, okay, okay." Fang Mo pressed the hilt of the sword with one hand, then turned his head and continued to look at Feng Zhen: "So what do you say now? Do you have a map of the Grand Forest? ?”

“Gran Forest is so big that no one has a specific map.”

Upon hearing this, Feng Zhen immediately said: "But if you want to go to Thunder Ruins, we can go together. I have been there before, I should remember..."

“Why don’t you let me lead the way.”

Before he finished speaking, a sharp voice suddenly came from not far away.

Fang Mo looked along the sound and found that it was a strange goblin on crutches, wearing linen clothes. The man looked surprisingly old, with a white beard that reached to his chest, and a mask on the bridge of his nose. A pair of elegant glasses and a white top hat on top of his head.

These outfits make him look completely different from ordinary goblins.

 There is even a sense of philistine slickness in it.

 “Sherlock?”

Feng Zhen turned his head and glanced, but a surprised expression appeared on his face: "You actually want to go to the Thunder Ruins in person? Didn't you say that all those goblins are eager to kill you?"

“It would be a lie to say I’m not afraid. Can I not be afraid?”

However, the Goblin opposite, or Sherlock, also sighed helplessly: "But this matter was caused by me after all, and I don't want to see anything happen to the adventurer. Hey... I can't help it. Who is the most familiar to me?" What’s the terrain over there?”

 Speaking of which.

Sherlock also raised his head and glanced at Fang Mo.

"Adventurer, you are the companion of the magician, right?" Sherlock lowered his head slightly and said: "I'm sorry for causing you trouble. I am willing to compensate you for your losses afterwards. As for this time... I will lead you the way. Bar?"

 “Ah this…”

 Hearing what the other party said, to be honest, Fang Mo was a little stunned.

He actually knew this goblin named Sherlock. He was a businessman in the backstreets of Hutton Mar. He was quite famous in the game at the time.

  It's just that his image in the game seems to be that of a cunning miser.

 Unexpectedly, after seeing the real person, I felt that it was okay. I took the initiative to lead the way for myself. It seemed not as bad as in the game.

 “This little brother, I definitely didn’t mean to lie to you.”

I don't know if he saw something, but Sherlock here said again: "Although I am usually a bit stingy, I am very particular about trustworthiness. All other adventurers can prove this."

 “Well, Yoxi!”

Fang Mo didn't care much about this. At this moment, he waved his hand and said to him: "You, lead the way and work hard!"

"…I see."

Sherlock was a little confused when he heard the words, but he understood the general meaning of the other party, so he walked in the direction of Glen Forest with a cane. Of course, he didn't take the same path that the adventurer dragged Kelly away. , but the path on the other side: "Please follow me, I know a shortcut."

Since everyone is leading the way.

Fang Mo and Feng Zhen didn’t say anything and just followed him.

But along the way, Sherlock and Feng Zhen were really a little anxious. It could be seen that they seemed to be really worried about each other.

But on the other hand, Fang Mo was more casual. Anyway, he held the two magic spells of resurrection and time reversal in his hands, and he was really honest, so he just looked around like he was taking a walk. It was okay. He also grabbed a wild strawberry from the bush and stuffed it into his mouth. Not to mention it was quite sweet.

 This is probably a unique variety of Arad.

 After all, in Fang Mo’s impression, strawberries grow on the ground.

But as I said before, this is not a game, and the journey from Hedunmar to Thunder Ruins takes almost an hour, so Fang Mo got a little tired of walking.

 After this got boring.

Fang Mo also started chatting about his weapons without saying a word.

 “Master, I want to ask you a favor.”

 Soon, Ma Yuling's hacker here also suddenly said: "My little brother Ma has never begged anyone in his life. Master, can you give me some face?"

 “What’s the matter?”

Hearing what Ma Yuling said, Fang Mo also asked curiously.

 “Give me the whole company?”

I just heard Mayuling say in a flattering manner: "Master, you see, I am quite boring when I am alone. You usually stuff me into a swallow..."

"Um?"

Fang Mo raised his eyebrows.

“Bah, bah, bah, you see, I’m talking nonsense again.”

Ma Yuling hurriedly changed her words: "Master, you usually stuff me into the storage space. Before, I would have been broken into pieces. But now I have self-awareness. Stuffing me in is not the same as going to jail." identical?"

 “Don’t tell me you want to find a girlfriend too.”

Fang Mo said angrily: "My craftsman soul module can only make swords, but not scabbards."

"Hehe... Master, we will insert it when you are done with it." Mayuling's chopping knife suddenly laughed mischievously: "Aren't you the scabbard for all of us?"

Fang Mo's face suddenly darkened when he heard this.

Without even saying a word, he summoned Steve and prepared to eat like crazy.

　　“Hey, don’t! Don’t eat from me!”

Seeing this, Ma Yuling's chopper begged for mercy again: "Wrong! Master! I was so wrong! How about you hit me directly next time when you draw the girl-like module... Isn't it okay for me to turn into a sword girl and let you pout me!?"

 “I don’t like your sword strikes like this…”

　　Although Fang Mo glared at the other party, he still took Steve back in a thought.

"What! You don't like my big chop?" Mayuling's chopper was shocked and exclaimed: "Then...then do you like small daggers?"

 “Forget it, let’s just eat it.”

Fang Mo said with a headache as he held his forehead.

 “Hey, I was just teasing you~”

Mayuling's chopping knife quickly floated back for a distance: "Actually, our weapons have no gender. I just want to find a few friends to talk to. I see Levadin, Clausuras, and the Sword of Time. It’s good to have a few children, so everyone can take care of us when the time comes.”

 “emmm…”

 Hearing what the other party said, Fang Mo became thoughtful for a while.

A picture suddenly appeared in his mind. It was a ghost image of a lot of weapons dancing among the demons. The chaotic scene was like a hundred ghosts walking in the night, and Mayuling's chopping knife was mixed in... He was happier than the **** ghost.

Thinking of this, Fang Mo originally wanted to refuse.

 But then he thought about it, if everyone in his group of weapons could make complaints and jokes...then it would become acceptable again.

  It’s even better to say.

Wouldn’t this make it more interesting?

Although I saw Uncle Lang being tortured by Lao Ba Cigar before as if he was in jail, Fang Mo is not afraid of this. As long as he has fun, what does it mean to be in jail?

Fang Mo was also moved when he thought of this.

 So soon, he made the decision he regretted most in his life.

　　…"It's not impossible."

 (End of this chapter)