My Stand-in is Steve

Chapter 743 Never believe in the light, child

 “Weapons...can actually talk?”

Seeing the scene of a lot of weapons and demons dancing in front of her, Misha also murmured subconsciously.

However, what she didn't expect was that even though she had spoken very quietly, these weapons would still point their sword tips at her. Yes, although they had no facial features, Misha could still feel that these weapons He seemed to be staring at himself.

 “I said girl.”

Soon, a shit-brown giant sword spoke: "Choose me, the horror of the sewer... let these Kallet **** experience it."

"you…"

Misha subconsciously glanced at this huge sword with **** on its blade.

 Yes, it is shit. After all, this sword was originally made by Fang Mo using **** ingots and pig iron, and it was also enhanced with shit, meteorites, and hot spring machines.

Of course, this sword did not lie. It is indeed a very terrifying weapon. It is not just as simple as cutting people with feces on the blade. The triple enhancement of meteorites, hot spring machines, and feces allows this weapon to be used alone. Destroy entire civilizations.

This is the value of this sword. No matter how beautiful the environment of your planet is, once this thing is inserted into the ground, it will become a sea of ​​shit.

 A real sense of sewer fury.

 The most outrageous thing is...this sword can even be used to eat.

Well, this does not mean eating the blade, but eating the handle. After all, the characteristic of the craftsman's soul pig iron is that it is delicious. The effect is that it can be eaten, and the durability is consumed to restore the hunger value.

 “Come on, come on.”

Seeing that Misha was observing him, Shi Jian here also urged him again: "I can't help but want to see the enemy running away in embarrassment! Wow haha!"

 “Oh, Mr. Shi, please shut up.”

However, at this moment, Ma Yuling, who was standing next to her, spoke up: "Although Fatty is a manhole cover, she is still a cute girl. It's too disgusting for you to let her play with shit... Who do you think you are?" Do they all have the same heavy taste as our master?"

　　　　???”

Fang Mo, who was watching the show next to him, suddenly lost his joy.

"You two are almost done." But soon, Levadin, the demon sword of fire, couldn't stand it anymore and said impatiently: "Please calm down for a while."

 After saying this sentence.

 Levadin slowly floated towards Misha.

"Well…"

Seeing the Demonic Flame Sword floating toward her, Misha took two steps back and subconsciously covered her chest with both hands.

Yes, she has not forgotten that she was deceived by Held in Nosmar, and then confronted Fang Mo. As a result, she was stabbed to the core by the opponent, and the weapon the opponent was holding at the time was , it is this hot Levatin.

 Now Misha just looked at it.

 I felt a burning pain in my internal organs.

 “I penetrated you, right?”

　　What Misha didn't expect was that after Levadin stared at her for a while, he suddenly spoke: "Don't worry, I will be responsible."

　　　　???”

 Misha froze on the spot after hearing this.

 In fact, not only her, but also everyone else present was confused by this sentence.

"It has to be me, Mr. Lai. This Demonic Sword of Flame is well-deserved." At this moment, Ma Yuling's side couldn't help but complain: "You are a charlatan, just open your mouth and give it to us." The CPU is dry."

 “Some worlds are destined to burn.”

However, Levadin ignored the other party at all and spoke to Misha again: "Come, choose me. Flame is the most beautiful light to purify corruption."

 “Uh…this…”

Hearing this, Misha not only did not step forward to hold the other party, but subconsciously took a step back.

Yes, she has realized it now. Although these artifacts in front of her look very powerful, they always feel that they are not very serious, and their personalities are not right. There is always a feeling that if you choose the wrong one, you will be doomed.

 At this time.

 Misha suddenly thought of the reminder of summoning the Jade Emperor.

Subconsciously, she turned her head and glanced at the other person. At this moment, Summoning the Jade Emperor was still nervously hiding behind Borodin's thigh, so Misha quickly looked at the other person with a pleading look.

Of course the meaning is very simple.

 Probably it’s about which one you should choose.

"Well…"

Summoning the Jade Emperor, of course, also noticed Misha's request for help. He pursed his lips and pondered for a moment, and then started to speak: "If it doesn't work, just choose the purple sword. Although it talks a lot of rubbish, it seems to be powerful. The weakest."

 “What did you say!?”

However, as soon as the words were spoken, Mayuling Cidao suddenly became unhappy.

 “Hahahahaha! Has the FW knife been hammered by someone?”

It's just that unlike the Mayuling cleaver, other weapons couldn't help but laugh, especially the Shit Sword laughed the most. For a while, the whole Ghent was filled with happy air.

 “You…you…”

Mayuling Ke Dao here was also very angry when he saw this: "It's a special number, I'm not going to play with it anymore!"

 At this point, Mayuling's chopping knife flew directly towards Fang Mo. It was obvious that she no longer planned to compete for the spot, and it fell into Fang Mo's hands obediently.

“Hey, our boss is the best.”

After flying back, Ma Yuling couldn't help but sigh.

“You just said that I have a strong taste.” Fang Mo glanced at the purple sword in his hand and said calmly.

"Ahem...Master, you misunderstood me."

Mayuling's chopper trembled slightly, and she hurriedly explained: "What I mean is, look at these two-dimensional beautiful girls, they don't know how to shit. It's not real at all, it's too fake. Even though you have strong taste, Master , but you are real, I like to be as real as you, Master..."

 “I can’t **** either.”

Fang Mo said without changing his expression.

“Understood.” Ma Yuling changed her words quickly and flexibly: “Master, you are a beautiful girl in the second dimension. No wonder my sister-in-law wanted to..." last night.

“Okay, stop talking.”

Fang Mo stuffed the Mayuling cleaver back into the storage space with an almost grim expression.

"Hahaha, Brother Dao is as stable as ever!" Seeing that Ma Yuling's chopping knife was deflated, Shitjian laughed again, but because his laughter was so exaggerated, the spittle almost fell to the ground next to him. .

　　　…”

Ma Lin and Ding Ze looked at each other and silently took a few steps back.

 “That’s it, girl.”

Fang Mo didn't care about these details, but directly urged Misha: "Hurry up and choose, I have something else to do."

"this…"

I heard Fang Mo’s urging.

 Misha became even more nervous.

Summoning the Jade Emperor originally reminded me to choose the purple sword, but I didn't expect that the other party would actually give up the choice, so now I'm in trouble.

Misha subconsciously glanced at the weapons around her. To be honest, she didn't want to choose the giant sword that spit out shit. Of course, she didn't want to choose Levadin who had stabbed her before. But as for the rest of the Three Swords... Summoning the Jade Emperor seems to say that you should never choose the silent one.

"Um?"

However, as if he had guessed what Misha was thinking, Clausolas, the sword of light here, suddenly took the initiative to strike up a conversation: "Girl, do you believe in light?"

"What?"

Misha was slightly startled when she heard this.

"Girl, may the Holy Light protect you, Amen." Clausolas said gently: "Don't be confused, please believe in your inner choice."

 “Inner...choice?”

Misha also became thoughtful when she heard this. First of all, you can’t choose between **** sword and fire sword...and then you can’t choose a sword that doesn’t speak. Then the sword in front of you happens to speak, why don’t you just choose it?

Of course Misha was thinking about it.

But he didn't notice that the sword was shaking slightly, as if he was trying to hold back a laugh. “Okay, then I’ll choose you.”

Misha did not notice this detail until the end. She made up her mind as soon as she clapped her hands and raised her hand to hold the handle of the Sword of Light: "Please, Mr. Clausolas, please fight alongside me."

"no problem."

Clausolas happily agreed: "Then go fight, girl."

"good."

Misha here did not doubt that he was there. After responding, she turned to look at Fang Mo: "Well, is it okay for me to choose this sword?"

 “Oh, it just agrees.”

As soon as Fang Mo raised his hand, he called back the remaining swords instantly: "Anyway, since you have finished choosing, I will leave first..."

 “Captain Dingze, please give the order.”

Misha turned her head when she heard this and spoke directly to Ding Ze.

"Well, if you are more confident about your own strength, you'd better clean up the Kallet members around you." Ding Ze didn't react until now. He hesitated and then said: "They seem to have an arson force, give us It caused a lot of trouble.”

 “Okay, then let’s...”

Misha nodded subconsciously, but before she could finish her words, the giant sword in her hand suddenly vibrated slightly: "Wait a minute, girl."

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 Misha glanced down strangely.

"If it's just to clean up the enemy troops, I have a better way." Clausolas here said gently: "Can you use skills such as sword slashing?"

 “I know a little bit about it.”

 As a small swordsman, Misha is still very confident in this aspect: "What's wrong?"

 “That’s it.”

Clausolus pointed at a tower not far away with the tip of his sword and said: "Climb to the roof of that building first, and then do as I say."

"…All right."

Although it was a little strange, Misha still subconsciously listened to the other party's words.

Compared to the clumsy appearance of the people in the demon world, Misha, who has been practicing swordsmanship for many years, is much more dexterous. With just a few flips, she jumped to the top of the several-story building.

 “Me, I’ll follow you and have a look too.”

Ding Ze seemed a little uneasy when he saw this, and quickly chased after her. Of course, she was climbing the stairs honestly.

 “Oh, that’s okay, you guys can study the tactics slowly.”

Fang Mo nodded when he heard the words, and then turned around: "Then I won't disturb you, I'm leaving..."

However, just as Fang Mo turned around, a small hand suddenly grabbed him. Fang Mo lowered his head and saw that he was summoning the Jade Emperor. The other person was looking up at him and staring at him.

 “You can’t leave.”

 Summoned the Jade Emperor and said seriously.

"I told you I'm in a hurry." Fang Mo couldn't help but raise his forehead: "I'm worried about the safety of the princess, okay?"

"I always feel something is wrong." Summoning the Jade Emperor looked up at Fang Mo: "Let me ask you, compared with this sword and the silent elder brother...who is more dangerous?"

 “How could I know.”

Fang Mo directly spread his hands: "It's very easy for me to use it. It's obvious that you are too weak..."

 And here is what is being said.

 There was also new movement on the roof.

"The scenery here is really nice...are those outside where Kallet is stationed?"

After Misha climbed up to the roof, she couldn't help but sigh. Since the terrain here is relatively high, and with the height of several floors, she can indeed see the scenery of Ghent's outer wall not far away. It is a large area. Lush woods, and a looming mass of tents and campsites.

 “Well, that’s right.”

After Ding Ze climbed up here, he also gritted his teeth and said: "Those **** Kallet are hiding in that forest, and they send a large number of troops to attack the imperial capital every day..."

 “That’s it.”

When Clausuras heard this, he also spoke: "Girl, listen to my command from now on."

 “Huh? Oh oh, okay.”

Misha was stunned for a moment, and then her whole expression became serious.

“Now, jump as high as possible.” Clausuras guided with a gentle tone: “Then use my power to send a sword energy towards the camp.”

"Um?"

Misha was a little surprised when she heard this: "Mr. Clausolas, isn't this distance... a bit too far?"

 “Just swing your sword.”

　　Chlausolas’s tone was as stable as ever: “Just leave the rest to me.”

"Oh well."

After all, Misha was still too young. Although she was a little confused, her face turned serious the next second. She slightly bent her knees and jumped up from the roof. Then she picked up the door-like giant sword and slashed in the distance. Hit: "Drink!"

 However, in the next second.

 The giant sword in her hand suddenly burst out with extremely bright light.

This light was even 10,000 times more dazzling than the sun. With Misha's sweeping sweep, the light that penetrated the sky and the earth turned into a giant blade, the size of which even covered half of the sky in Ghent.

 “This…what the **** is this!?”

The Summoning Jade Emperor was almost frightened when he saw this scene.

In fact, not only her, but also Ma Lin, Ding Ze, and even Misha herself stared at the light blade in stunned silence.

However, it's too late to say anything now. This sword energy of light that can't be seen at a glance has taken shape, taking on the shape of a half-moon arc, and is roaring towards Ghent.

This sword energy occasionally touches some rocks or the top of some building.

There was not even a sound of collision, as if everything was evaporated in an instant.

Soon the light blade flew out of Ghent, and then hit the woods hard. Everyone felt their feet shake violently, and then endless light and heat burst out, stinging people's eyes. It hurt, followed by a continuous loud noise.

 “Boom boom boom!!”

　　A big hole seemed to be torn open in the clouds, and the earth was also shaking.

 In full view.

 A huge mushroom cloud slowly rose.

The entire forest was evaporated in an instant, and the shock wave overturned everything around it. The city wall of Ghent not far away exploded directly, and countless gravel and sand rushed in like a tsunami.

Even at such a long distance apart, the boundless strong wind caused everyone’s cheeks to ache.

Even the petite Demon Realm was blown away, but King Borodin, with his quick eyesight and quick hands, caught her with one hand.

 “This…how is this…”

Everyone stared blankly at the scene in the distance, not knowing what to say.

Especially Ding Ze here, she stayed in place, her mouth was so big, as if her brain had shut down.

 “Mr. Claussolas, you...”

Misha didn't know what to say at this moment: "This is too powerful. Those Kallet people have already... um, could this be an accidental injury?"

 “Don’t ask the Warrior of Light such dark questions.”

Klausolas's voice seemed quite happy, and he felt as if his plan had succeeded: "Aren't you going to deal with that organization called Kallet? But in the traditional sense, swordsmen can only chop them to death one by one. Their efficiency is too low, but the power of light is different..."

 “It’s very efficient.”

I coded until 4 o'clock in the morning yesterday, but I didn't finish the remaining bits. I thought about getting up to write this morning, but when I woke up, I found that all the things I coded last night were gone. I didn't save them for some reason. My mentality exploded on the spot. I gritted my teeth and rewrote it, but I always feel like I've forgotten something, I'm so angry.

　　(End of this chapter)