My Stand-in is Steve

　　In fact, it’s something I insist on saying.

 The mechanics themselves are an integral part of the game.

Whether it’s Fang Mo’s sandbox game... or an online game like dungeon, even a soul-based stand-alone game, a fighting game, or a business simulation game all have different mechanisms.

 But what Fang Mo hates has never been these ‘mechanisms’ themselves.

 But the person who came up with certain mechanisms.

Take the DNF game in front of you as an example. The area he is currently in is Kallet's headquarters. This place was an ancient map in the game. This is the same as the King's Ruins where Borodin is located. That kind of very difficult dungeon is very difficult for civilian players to fight.

 If the damage is not enough.

 It takes several rounds of mechanics to kill the elite monsters.

It’s just that for those krypton gold bosses...their damage is always overflowing. No matter what copy, as long as the BOSS dares to show up the health bar, they can take away a set of skills.

Then the most disgusting part of this map comes.

  The second picture of Kallet's headquarters, there is a yellow-haired elite monster named Lance Max.

After the player enters the map, this guy will forcefully activate a mechanism, jump to a stone platform that the player cannot hit, start dancing, and then fire bullets at the player. No matter you are a krypton gold boss or a civilian player, you will be shot all over your body by him. All.

 To be honest...the damage of this move is actually not high.

 But it’s extremely insulting.

What annoyed Fang Mo the most back then was this guy. Every time he hit the second map, he was forced to be invincible and stall for time.

My equipment at the time was quite luxurious. He was originally the son of the version, the Red Prince, and he had a bunch of high-increasing red equipment. Even the BOSS in this picture, Lantilus, could take away a set of skills. However, when he encountered this guy, he was still To force the walking mechanism.

Of course Fang Mo was unbalanced.

You have to go through the mechanism when you haven’t recharged money... but you still have to go through the mechanism after recharging money. So isn’t the money you recharged in vain?

 So just don’t waste any gold and just buy a more stable technology. The Slaughter Blade with an increase of 15 cannot kill this guy. As a result, pressing F1 on the technology kills it instantly, and you can judge who is stronger and weaker.

Then this is where Fang Mo feels the most mentally weak.

 What is the meaning of own krypton gold? Isn't it just for efficiency and the thrill of killing monsters instantly?

 In Fang Mo’s opinion, a healthy online game should look like this.

Gan Emperor and Krypton Man can skip classes and speedrun as long as their equipment is ready. One spent time and the other paid money. Since the price has been paid, they should get pleasant positive feedback. This is the meaning of the existence of the game. Otherwise, why would everyone Want to play games?

 As for those players who have neither money nor time…

Game designers should not push them to death, but should encourage them to pass the level in another way, that is, to spend more time on the mechanics.

Eight Immortals cross the sea and each show their magical powers.

This is what Fang Mo thinks a game should look like.

 As for those pure numerical monsters, or the time-consuming and disgusting mechanisms... they should all disappear from this world forever, just like the pro-horses of designers and planners.

 Of course this cannot be said to be extreme.

After all, some people don't even understand the easy-to-understand truth of 'tell him you love him and trick him into recharging 5,000 yuan', and instead mock the player for being mentally retarded...then life is really a burden to them, right? ?

Similar to this, there are designers who have to forcefully teach you how to play games.

 And some dogs with extremely ugly eating looks.

To be honest, this means that Fang Mo can't go back. As long as he can find a way home, he will definitely make those mythical equipments one by one, and then stuff them one by one into the designer's beryllium eyes with his own hands, so that he can Experience the wrath of the Fourth Scourge.

 “Tsk, so weak.”

With one hand, he pulled out the Demonic Sword of the Sea from the opponent's chest. Fang Mo also said lightly: "As expected, he is just a piece of garbage who relies on mechanisms to delay time."

“You…seem to be very hostile to him?”

 Summoning the Jade Emperor seemed a little surprised when he saw this scene: "Have you known each other before?"

  “So be it.”

Fang Mo didn't bother to explain. He walked forward with the Demonic Sword of the Sea and said casually: "You see, as a pure love **** of war and a tauren hunter, is there anything wrong with hating Huang Mao?"

"ah?"

 Summoning the Jade Emperor obviously didn't understand this joke: "No...what does your hunting of the Minotaur have to do with Huang Mao?"

 “He just fired a bullet at you.”

Fang Mo's mind was filled with thoughts about the game in his previous life, and he didn't bother to explain anything at the moment. He simply made random remarks: "I saw that he was unhappy, so I just killed him casually."

"you…"

 Summoning the Jade Emperor pursed his lips, but said nothing more.

It’s just that her expression seemed quite happy, and even her steps seemed to become a little brisker.

Fang Mo didn't pay attention to this. His attention was always on observing the surroundings. According to his impression back then, after solving the spear Max, he should have reached the third picture. There was another elite monster with a green name in it, which seemed to be called Some patrol captain Bella or something like that.

 Without exception.

This guy is also an old actor.

 In the early years, there was a dungeon in the Arad continent called Hot-Blooded Sanfanjie. The BOSS in it was called Rocket Man, which can be simply understood as a rocket pilot wearing red clothes.

 And this patrol captain Bella.

Actually, it’s this reskinned character of Rocket Man…a rocket pilot wearing green clothes.

  The only difference from the former is that this monster cannot be killed directly with skills, because this elite monster also has to follow the mechanism.

This is an elite monster flying around in the sky. Normal skills cannot hit it. Players must control the anti-aircraft cannon on the map, and then use the anti-aircraft cannon to grind this monster to death bit by bit. Anyway, at the Kallet Command Headquarters In this picture, there are indeed quite a lot of monsters with this kind of hard dragging mechanism.

　　Walked a little distance forward.

Soon, Fang Mo heard the sound of a rocket jet.

  He raised his head and looked forward, and soon he noticed a guy flying around not far away.

As mentioned before, the Kallet command headquarters was established deep in the mountains. The terrain here is very complex and steep, and in front of it is a small platform with several anti-aircraft guns placed on it.

Then on the left side of this small platform, there is a bottomless canyon, and on the other side of the canyon is another flat platform with some buildings built on it, which are suspected to be Kallet's military camp and the like. You can see people walking around there.

 As for the patrol captain Bella.

He was flying back and forth like a fly over the canyon.

He probably saw Fang Mo, and he took out a walkie-talkie and shouted something, but the noise of the rocket engine was too loud, and Fang Mo couldn't hear it clearly.

Of course he didn’t bother to listen.

Fang Mo raised his hand and pointed his fingers at the patrol captain Bella in mid-air.

 “All things are guided by heaven.”

Attracted by the huge gravity, the rocket pilot in mid-air was immediately pulled down uncontrollably, and Fang Mo just happened to pinch his mouth.     “Hmm...eh!?”

Patrol Captain Bella tried desperately to struggle, but it was obviously in vain, because the force coming from the opponent's hand was too terrifying. Although he couldn't see it, all his teeth had actually been crushed to pieces, and this The strength continued to increase, almost to the point of popping his eyes out.

 Just as he was struggling wildly, Fang Mo suddenly let go.

Before he could react, the patrol captain Bella fell directly to the ground, lying right in front of Fang Mo. At this moment, he suddenly felt a sense of death.

Before he could think about anything else, Fang Mo had already raised his right foot and stepped on his head.

With a 'puff' sound, the guy's head exploded like a watermelon, and various red and white ones radiated in a circle on the ground, forming a huge flower of blood directly on the ground.

"Well…"

The Summoning Jade Emperor here covered his mouth like a reflex.

But Fang Mo ignored her. Instead, as if he noticed something, he suddenly raised his head and looked towards the barracks on the other side of the canyon. At this time, several members who were suspected of being snipers were lying on the ground and were aiming at him.

This is probably the support that patrol captain Bella called just now.

I have to say that the psychological quality of this group of Kallet members is indeed good. Even after seeing the tragic death of their captain, they still continued to perform their tasks resolutely.

 Just facing these Kallet snipers.

Fang Mo just tilted his head and easily dodged a bullet, and then he pointed to the other side of the canyon with one finger.

 “Ninety-one of the broken ways, thousands of hands shooting out cannons in the bright sky.”

  The Aizen sword in the storage space shook violently, and the spiritual pressure began to surge.

Dozens of terrifying light cannons appeared behind Fang Mo. As he lowered his hand, these light cannons instantly hit the cliff opposite. In an instant, the entire mountain peak was swallowed up by the dazzling fire, let alone the sniper. and the barracks, the entire cliff began to collapse under the violent vibrations, falling into an endless deep valley.

 After solving these two mechanical monsters.

Fang Mo was obviously in a good mood, humming a song and heading towards his destination.

 After that, he met two other elite monsters, the guard captain Kulkip, and the mechanical urchin Gulu. Fang Mo killed them with one blow.

 And after passing a suspension bridge.

Soon, Fang Mo came to an open platform.

 At the very center of the platform, a strong man was standing there waiting for him.

Fang Mo glanced at the other person and recognized the other person's true identity instantly. It was obvious that this guy was the actual person in charge of Kallet, the legendary Lantilus.

"Um?"

Seeing Fang Mo stop, the Summoning Jade Emperor also took a curious look at Lantilus in front of him.

It was a very burly soldier with a black beret on his head and blond hair. Different from other Tianjie people, his figure was not that slender... but unusually tall and strong. He wore a Equipped with special high-tech equipment, the entire upper body presents an inverted triangle feeling, and the aura is very powerful.

 Maybe he noticed Fang Mo, and Lantilus slowly walked towards him.

“Are you the one who invaded this place?”

 As he got closer, Landilus also spoke very directly.

It is worth mentioning that although Lantilus was talking, he was surprisingly not hostile. Instead, he had a faint smile on his face. Although he was a soldier, he was as amiable as the uncle next door at the moment.

 “I think…”

Fang Mo looked back at the mountain peaks that were split into two, the shattered platforms, and the densely packed corpses along the way, and subconsciously touched his chin: "Do you think it's okay to use the word 'annihilate'?" Better?"

 “Annihilation? It’s indeed a word I like very much.”

Lantilus smiled calmly: "Your Excellency... doesn't look like a member of our Heavenly Clan, so you are an ally of the Imperial Capital Army, right?"

"Yes, I am the reinforcements invited by the imperial army."

Fang Mo carried the giant sword and said, "Oh, by the way, the imperial army asked me to bring you a message..."

"oh?"

 Lantilus seemed to be a little surprised: "What are you talking about?"

"The imperial army said that as long as you, Landilus, are willing to surrender, you are guaranteed to enjoy endless glory and wealth." Fang Mo said as he took out a few gold ingots from nowhere: "That gold is There is a big one.”

"ha…"

Landilus also smiled dumbly when he saw this: "Sorry to interrupt, did you join the Imperial Army because of money?"

“Who would join the Imperial Army for such vulgar things?”

Fang Mo immediately denied it when he heard this: "You look down on me too much. With my hard power...am I still short of money?"

“It seems that you are indeed the same person as me.”

Lantilus smiled confidently: "Then please forgive me for asking, what conditions did the Royal Capital Army promise you? Maybe we, Kallet, can promise you double..."

 “They said they would marry the princess to me.”

Before the other party could finish speaking, Fang Mo immediately started talking with a smile: "As soon as I rescue her from you and return to Ghent, we will get married immediately."

　　　　???”

Landilus's confident smile froze on his face for an instant, and he looked at Fang Mo with a frozen expression: "What did you say? Princess???"

 “What’s wrong?”

Fang Mo asked with a strange look on his face: "Is there any problem?"

 “Get married immediately?”

 Lantilus obviously felt that he was shocked, and subconsciously said: "How old is the princess now...Have the Imperial Army gone crazy to defeat us, Kallet!?"

“Hey, what’s your attitude?”

Upon seeing this, Fang Mo raised his eyebrows in dissatisfaction and said deliberately: "Didn't you just say that we are from the same group?"

"I…"

 Landilus was confused by the question.

"I remember you said that Kallet can also promise me the same conditions, right?" However, Fang Mo urged excitedly: "Then you should go look for it quickly. If you can find a girl as cute as the princess... I Promise to surrender immediately and join your Kallet to destroy the royal power!"

 “I’m sorry...I need to take back what I just said.”

Just hearing this, Lantilus took a deep breath and said: "We are not from the same place."

 “How the **** is this, that even you are discriminating against my orientation?”

When Fang Mo heard this, he immediately turned his back. He instantly raised the giant sword in his hand and said coldly: "This Kallet is really chilling. One day everyone will control Her Majesty the Princess... But unfortunately, you see It’s not here yet, show off your weapons, Kallet’s thugs!”