My Twenty-four Heavens

Wake up, it's time to take your medicine.

With a splitting headache, Zhang Tong felt someone pushing him gently, and a gentle and unfamiliar voice echoed in his ears.

What?

Dalang, should you take your medicine? !

Hearing that sound, Zhang Tong, who had been drowsy, woke up suddenly, and shrank back while rolling and crawling.

Fuck, there is a bitch trying to kill me!

Amidst the resistance and vigilance on his face, Zhang Tong finally saw clearly the startled girl.

It was a female nurse.

Different from the black fishnet stockings in the short movie, the little nurse in front of Zhang Tong was just wearing an ordinary nurse's uniform, and she couldn't tell what her figure was.

Even half of his face was covered by the mask.

What's the situation? Is this a hospital?

Zhang Tong was stunned as he looked at the surrounding environment which was obviously a ward with a dazed expression.

He vaguely remembered that when he stayed up late last night and worked overtime, he didn't know anything when his eyes went dark.

...

Half a day later, Zhang Tong was sitting on the steps in front of the hospital with a dejected face, the cigarette between his fingers was almost burnt out, and he didn't realize it.

Lung cancer...and it's in the middle stage?

Clenching the diagnosis sheet tightly with his left hand, Zhang Tong felt that his world had collapsed.

I'm only 24 this year. It's the best age. Why do I have lung cancer?

Like a walking corpse, he returned home in a daze.

Zhang Tong took off his pants, sat down on the toilet, and stared blankly at the floor.

But the next moment, Zhang Tong's eyes widened suddenly.

Because just in the blink of an eye, the floor in front of his eyes disappeared instantly, replaced by a barren ground.

Looking up suddenly, the familiar bathroom disappeared, and what Zhang Tong saw was a primitive and barren world.

What's going on? Time travel?

Zhang Tong was stunned by the completely unfamiliar environment.

He pouted his ass, and took out the cigarette and lighter from his pocket with difficulty, intending to smoke a cigarette to calm his shock.

With a click, the lighter was pressed by Zhang Tong, and the flames burst out with a whistling, Zhang Tong was so frightened that he quickly put out the fire with his hands.

But even so, Zhang Tong still felt that his hair was burnt, and he could vaguely smell a pungent smell.

What the hell?

Zhang Tong pressed the lighter again, looking at the abnormally strong flames, feeling a little unbelievable.

Hiss~~

Carefully lighting the cigarette, Zhang Tong took a deep breath, and his brain became sober under the effect of nicotine.

Smoking is harmful to health, this is not a joke, he has already tasted the consequences.

But so what?

I am in such a bad state now, can quitting smoking cure myself?

And compared to my lung cancer, my inexplicable appearance in this place is something more worthy of deep thought.

In the midst of puffing, Zhang Tong wanted to pull up his pants and stand up, to study what kind of place this was.

But before he got up, there was a gurgling sound in his stomach, accompanied by a cramping pain.

Zhang Tong's chrysanthemum tightened immediately, don't spit out those in the wilderness!

But this kind of thing is really beyond Zhang Tong's control. The biological instinct came so quickly and directly, even if Zhang Tong tried his best to control it, he still felt that there was a feeling that there was something about to move.

After carefully looking around and confirming that there was no trace of life on this barren land, Zhang Tong relaxed his control over his body, and suddenly fell into a slump.

Three minutes later, Zhang Tong lit another cigarette, which was a bit dull.

He was thinking about a question, what should he do if there is no paper after shitting?

in the bathroom at home,

You can get the toilet paper from the side by reaching out, so Zhang Tong has never had the habit of clutching the paper when shitting.

Inertial thinking kills people...

Zhang Tong sighed with emotion, and then began to look at the world.

He felt that as an intelligent life, even if he came to such a strange world inexplicably, he would not be knocked down by such a small difficulty.

Soon, Zhang Tong's eyes lit up, and he saw a lake not far away.

So Zhang Tong moved to the shore of the lake step by step in such a strange squatting posture. This process took Zhang Tong more than ten minutes.

Is this water okay?

Looking at the crystal-clear lake water, Zhang Tong continued to look around cautiously. After making sure that there was no second pair of eyes looking at him, Zhang Tong quickly washed his butt.

He kept changing positions along the lake, washed his hands and butt, and it took more than ten minutes for Zhang Tong to stop.

Lifting up his pants refreshed, Zhang Tong stood up with a satisfied face.

But this stop made Zhang Tong frowned again.

As I stood up, I could already see farther away, and I could even vaguely see the arc of the distant land.

The whole world was desolate, and there seemed to be no trace of life except water and land.

And it seems that the world is a bit small?

Sweeping his eyes across the land, comparing the mountains with his own height, and then looking up at the clouds in the sky, Zhang Tong suddenly had such an idea in his mind.

But it is a pity that there is no trace of life here, and there is nothing in the primitive and barren nature that can give Zhang Tong an intuitive data reference.

He can only vaguely judge that he should be in a primitive and desolate small world now, and he is an out-and-out giant here.

It seems that apart from the smoking volcano in the distance, I am already invincible as far as I can see?

Zhang Tong blinked, the absurd feeling of being invincible after time travel made him a little novel.

In addition to the novelty, Zhang Tong also had a kind of hope in his heart.

All the time-traveling events have happened, cancer shouldn’t be a big deal, right?

But soon, the world disappointed Zhang Tong.

After wandering around this world for more than an hour, Zhang Tong didn't see any trace of life in a daze.

This world has plenty of sunshine and oxygen, as well as rain and wind, but there is no life.

For more than an hour, with the advantage of being a giant, Zhang Tong himself didn't know how far he had traveled in this world.

But along the way, all he saw was desolation.

Swamps, deserts, plains, volcanoes, bald mountains... In all the landforms I saw, there was no trace of life at all!

Not even the most primitive bryophytes exist.

It was as if Zhang Tong had been splashed with cold water, all expectations and joys were gone.

Thirsty and hungry, his only thought now is to go home!

Just when Zhang Tong had this idea in his mind, his figure instantly disappeared from the world.

And the moment Zhang Tong left, everything in this world seemed to be pressed on the fast-forward button, and everything evolved crazily.

The lake where Zhang Tong washed his butt, the lake water quickly became cloudy.

Under the natural survival of the fittest for the microorganisms in the feces, some lucky ones began to survive in the seawater and reproduce in large numbers.

On land, the same thing happened in Zhang Tong's pile of shit.

The originally barren world suddenly ushered in new changes because of Zhang Tong's pile of shit.

Life begins at this moment.

And the origin of life starts with a pile of shit.