My WeChat can seduce people
Chapter 126
Hearing that Wang Yue was rambling for a long time, and actually asked them about and peeing, the three divine beasts immediately roared angrily.
The sound was shocking, and it almost shattered Wang Yue's eardrums.
"Do you really compare us to ordinary livestock?"
"Although our flesh is in this form, we also have a sense of shame, okay?"
"You left us here just because you want our dung?"
Wang Yue's question immediately involved the nerves of the three-headed divine beast, and they stared at Wang Yue with their fierce eyes one by one.
"Hehe, this, it's just considering that you are bodhisattva mounts, and the dung should be different from the ordinary. Wang Yue rubbed his ears and continued to smile cheaply, "Anyway, these things are garbage for you, and if you use them here, you may be able to turn waste into treasure, don't worry, if you can keep the manure here in the future, I can provide you with all the fruits that grow here!"
"Cut!" The golden retriever snorted disdainfully.
"You'd rather let us taste it. The green lion opened its mouth wide and seemed a little sleepy.
The white elephant's front feet dug the ground, "That's right, this day just watched you eat and drink, and no one cared about us, can you respect us?"
"Uh......" Wang Yue looked at the three divine beasts as if they wanted to eat, stunned, and then smiled, "It's easy to say, you wait a minute, I'll get you some tomato mats first." With that
, Wang Yue jumped forward, picked a bucket of tomatoes from the top of Luojia Mountain, and appeared in front of the three-headed divine beast, "You let go of eating!"
"It's pretty much the same." The golden retriever roared and directly grabbed two tomatoes and stuffed them into his belly.
Seeing this, the green lion and the white elephant also devoured one after another.
In just one minute, a bucket of tomatoes is completely consumed.
Wang Yue looked at the terrible eating appearance of the divine beasts, and his heart was worthy of being livestock, much more terrifying than the Bodhisattvas.
"Three Divine Beast Monarchs, how does it taste?" Wang
Yue looked at the three Divine Beasts with a smile.
"Well, let's get together and be so-so. Golden Retriever Roar shaved his teeth.
"It's refreshing and delicious, but it doesn't feel like anything else when you eat it too quickly. "The green lion is still unsatisfied.
"I didn't have enough to eat. The white elephant hummed.
As soon as the words fell, the three divine beasts held their stomachs at the same time and hissed, "Damn, your fruit is poisonous!"
Then, a large number of yellow and white things were uncontrollably pulled behind him.
"Forehead ......"
was so stinky for a while that he almost didn't smoke Wang Yue to death, but the hot stench also threw him dozens of meters away before he could stop.
It seems that the croton comprehensive powder brought from this mortal world has a good effect.
Wang Yue pinched his nose and looked at the three roaring divine beasts.
That medicinal powder was picked up from the ground when he saved Song Yunxiang.
"Immortal Wu, what is hidden in this fruit? Why do we have no real qi after eating it, but we still have diarrhea? Oops!" the golden retriever screamed in pain.
"Wuji Immortal, it must be your hands and feet, you quickly give us the antidote!"
"Oops, the intestines are about to break, my mother." "
The three beasts were rolling on the ground.
"Will you be obedient in the future?" Wang Yue coughed and said condescendingly, "Let me tell you, I can't eat the fruit here casually, and today's situation is only the slightest.
"You can eat as much as you want, as I said just now, as long as my needs are met, I can provide whatever you want to eat."
Wang Yue snorted coldly, and said in his heart that livestock are livestock in the end, although they often accompany the Bodhisattva, they are far inferior to humans in terms of IQ.
"Oops...... Whatever you say, give us the antidote.
"Wouldn't it be easy to do this earlier, I have to take the initiative to let you spit it out, you look at this, it's embarrassing."
Wang Yue covered his nose and threw a packet of antidote to the three divine beasts.
"Phew,, much better. "
Hey, I ate it for nothing. "
No, my whole body is hollowed out. "
The three divine beasts who took the antidote were limp and weak, their heads drooping, and they had obviously suffered a lot of sins just now. This embarrassed appearance, looking at Wang Yue, couldn't help but smile.
After a pause, Wang Yue was a little unbearable, and boiled a large pot of noodles for the three divine beasts before recovering the vitality of the three divine beasts.
"Hey, it's really full of qi, no wonder the Bodhisattvas have eaten it all. The golden retriever stood up tremblingly.
The green lion said, "Immortal Wu, it's not that we don't help you, it's because our manure is actually harmful to the crops. "
That's right. The white elephant said in an urn voice, "The dung of the golden retriever's roar, even if it is touched by ordinary beasts, will be corroded into a pool of blood. Where the green lion's feces are, mosquitoes do not enter, and everything that flies will all fall. As for mine, it's a lot, but it's not very useful.
"What's amazing? Don't lie to me.
Wang Yue's eyes were surprised, and then he looked incredulously at the place where the three of them had just pulled down the feces. I saw that the weeds that originally grew on the ground disappeared one after another, and on the stinky pile, there were still many fallen butterflies, which were swallowed without a trace in the blink of an eye.
It's ......
Just when Wang Yue was extremely disappointed, he saw that the feces of the three divine beasts were combined, but they were different from other places. Far from disappearing, the weeds grew so ferociously that they grew to the height ......of a man in the blink of an eye
This...... It seems that the feces of the three divine beasts alone are highly poisonous, but if they are combined according to a certain proportion, they can have a good effect.
The three divine beasts followed the gaze of the Infinite Immortal, and they were immediately startled by the big grass that came out.
"Damn, this grass is so strong, it has actually grown?"
"Ya, is it because I've been weak lately?"
"No, what's going on?"
The three-headed beast looked a little confused.
Wang Yue did laugh, "That...... Haha, it's okay, it's okay, what about you in the future, you guys will solve the fecal problem here, and I'll provide you with food. I will tell the Bodhisattva later. As
soon as he heard that there was a fruit to eat, the three-headed divine beast no longer paid attention to the embarrassment of the feces being embarrassed, anyway, there was this demand every day, where to pull is not to pull. It's just that when you want to pull, you can't come all the way here to pull it, right?
Wang Yue also knew the hardships of the three divine beasts, "You don't have to come every day, you can come once in a while." I will build a special toilet for all three of them when the time comes, and I will fully respect the privacy of all three.
"Alright then, as long as the Bodhisattva is free, we will come. The white elephant nodded in agreement.
"It should be possible. The green lion said.
"I'm usually in Luojia Mountain anyway, so I can basically come often. Golden Retriever roared.
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