My wife is a dragon

After returning home, the first thing Xia Li did was to teach Lucia the most basic daily cleaning.

Although Lucia was a little stupid, this stupidity was limited to the lack of common sense in life.

In fact, Lucia was still very studious. As long as Xia Li was willing to teach her, she would learn many things.

For a dragon, she should be the smartest one.

"Not bad.

After brushing, hold the water in your mouth and gurgle twice, then spit it out."

The two squeezed into the narrow bathroom, and Xia Li stood beside Lucia and brushed her teeth to demonstrate to Lucia.

Lucia tilted her head and looked at Xia Li's hands carefully, while doing a clumsy imitation.

The dense foam flowing from her mouth flowed down her wrist and quickly disappeared into her cuffs.

"Like this?"

Lucia imitated Xia Li's appearance and spit out all the mouthwash, showing Xia Li her brushed teeth.

The teeth of this evil dragon look quite neat and clean. Every tooth in her mouth is arranged neatly and regularly, except for the two upper fangs... which seem to be sharper than those of ordinary people.

If you are bitten by this guy, it will probably hurt.

Xia Li thought for no reason and nodded, "Yes, brush your teeth once every morning when you get up and once before going to bed at night.

And take a bath, you should know how to take a bath, right? This frequency is not mandatory, as long as you feel that your body is not clean, you can take a bath."

"What do you mean by 'distressed'?"

Lucia turned around and looked at Xia Li.

Because the entrance to the washbasin was very narrow, the two stood side by side. If Lucia wanted to see Xia Li, she had to raise her head very high.

"It's just sweating, or going on a long trip. Taking a bath can eliminate physical fatigue to a certain extent."

"Oh..."

Lucia didn't understand why humans had so many things to do, and they had to brush their teeth and take a bath every day.

The dragons all fall asleep immediately, wake up and eat, and go out for a stroll when they are tired. How can they have such a complicated life process as humans?

"But I don't know how to take a bath." Lucia turned around and said.

I wonder if jumping into a mud pit and rolling around counts as taking a bath?

But there is no mud pit at Xia Li's house.

"I can't demonstrate this... I will use the TV to play a video of a child taking a bath for you later, and you can learn from it."

Xia Li put down his toothbrush and began to teach Lucia how to identify shower gel and shampoo, as well as how to use the shower head.

Lucia always felt that there was water magic and fire magic hidden in the hot water shower head, so Xia Li had to take her to see the water heater in the kitchen.

The moment the water heater was ignited, Lucia's little face also froze.

When she heard that the flame inside could burn forever and would never go out, she quickly pulled Xia Li and exclaimed.

"What a great invention, it lasts longer than the flame of the red dragon!"

"Yeah, how long it can last depends on how long my wallet can last," Xia Li turned off the kitchen faucet helplessly.

"Remember, whether it is water or natural gas, they are all resources, and resources have to be bought with money, so don't waste them casually."

"I understand this principle!" Lucia had a solemn face.

"The humans on the Eze Continent fought each other just to grab resources. When the resources within the human race are distributed, they will target the territory of the dragon clan."

"Well, so we have to save our resources."

Xia Li didn't know much about the history of the Eze Continent. He perfunctorily said and took Lucia to the living room to watch TV.

He returned to the kitchen to cook.

Looking at the pile of fresh fruits and vegetables bought and a carp that was still alive and kicking, he pondered for a moment.

Xia Li decided to make a simple bowl of fried rice with eggs.

The main reason was that he hadn't cooked for a long time. Now it was noon, and Xia Li didn't have much time to cook.

As for the fish... put it in the pond first and do it in the evening.

Take out the steaming rice from the rice cooker, beat two eggs and add a spoonful of chopped green onions. After a simple stir-fry, Xia Li took the basin to the living room to find Lucia.

Thinking of this, if I find a job later, should I let Lucia cook this meal?

Anyway, this guy is idle at home, so it’s better to let her find something to help the village.

Thinking of this, Xia Li was about to call Lucia over, but when he looked up, he found that this guy had already sat at the dining table very consciously.

Lucia held chopsticks in one hand and a spoon in the other. The dining chair in Xia Li’s house was a bit high for her. Her pair of small feet in white socks could not step on the ground and could only hang in the air.

Seeing Xia Li coming, Lucia raised her head eagerly, and her eyes were already locked on Xia Li.

"..."

Xia Li wanted to teach her the skills of cutting green onions and beating eggs, but seeing that this guy looked like a dragon pouncing on food, he decided to feed him first.

"Put down the spoon and use chopsticks."

Xia Li's tone was serious, and Lucia was particularly obedient under the temptation of delicious food.

She decisively threw away the spoon and ate in the basin with two bamboo sticks in her hands.

Yes, it was a basin.

In order to prevent this guy from getting rice everywhere, Xia Li deliberately replaced the porcelain bowl with a large stainless steel basin for soup at home.

Facts have proved that his prediction was correct.

Lucia's way of eating is quite rough.

Xia Li is very tolerant, and he doesn't care whether Lucia uses a dog paddle or stirs it randomly, anyway, just use chopsticks to put the rice into her mouth.

During this period, let her get familiar with the way to hold chopsticks, and then slowly correct it later.

"Xia Li, I thought of a wonderful plan."

Xia Li returned to the kitchen and served himself a bowl of fried rice with eggs.

Before he could even take a bite, he saw the mess in front of Lucia.

...Sometimes I really doubt whether this guy was pouring food into his stomach.

"You said." Xia Li said calmly.

"Xia Li, the slippers you bought are so ugly."

Lucia stepped on her feet into her slippers and her toes moved.

"Where's ugly?"

Xia Li glanced at the dark green fish-head slippers and thought to herself that this was not pretty.

Lucia's feet are small, and when she stepped into the fish head slippers, it looked like her feet were eaten by a fish. It was quite fun.

"Isn't this because you ran around by yourself. I didn't find you when I bought the slippers, so I just took it?"

Xia Li didn't think there was something wrong with his appreciation level, but he paused for a moment, always feeling that Lucia's two words were wrong.

"This is your wonderful plan?"

"No, no,"

Lucia shook her head, and she sat in front of a stainless steel basin larger than her face, and began to tell Xia Li about her top plan that she had thought about for a full half hour.

"That's right, didn't we go to the Golden Shop in the morning..."

"Um."

"You said the golden crown I like is worth 700,000 yuan."

"Um."

"700,000 yuan! If we have 700,000 yuan, we can buy a lot of fried cakes."

Lucia became more and more excited as she spoke. Xia Li stopped the chopsticks in her hand and looked at the stupid dragon.

He always had a bad premonition.

According to the idea of ​​an evil dragon...

"We go and grab the head crown home, so we can eat a lot of fried cakes!" Lucia slapped the table with her little hand and said excitedly.