Myth Invasion: I Kill the Gods on Earth

The monkey's face turned pale. He never expected that the Buddha would be gone and he would still have five hundred years to go...

How about the opposite?

The audience and reporters were also confused. They did not expect that the officials were so cruel. Even Sun Wukong had to be imprisoned for five hundred years for breaking the law...

"Lin Fan, what's going on?" Mr. Jin looked at Lin Fan in confusion: "This is different from what we discussed before."

Lin Fan also looked at the Supreme Dean Elder in shock.

But the Supreme Court Elder turned a page and said immediately: "Three hundred years of probation. Implemented immediately."

Lin Fan: "..."

Mr. Jin: "..."

The others also exhaled and complained speechlessly.

"I was scared to death. I almost thought that the Great Sage would go in and squat for five hundred years just after he came back."

"Can we stop breathing so much when we talk?"

"Good guy, after five hundred years, I suspect that if we hurry up, the Monkey King will do it again."

But Monkey still looked nervous: "What is probation?"

Lin Fan explained: "That is, during the three-hundred-year suspended sentence, as long as you behave well and abide by the law, the five-hundred-year suspended sentence can be waived."

"But if we make even a small mistake again, it will really take us five hundred years, and then some more."

As soon as these words came out, the monkey took a long breath: "I was scared to death. I thought I was going back to Wuzhishan again."

"Don't worry," Monkey suddenly promised solemnly: "In the next three hundred years of probation, I, Old Sun, will definitely behave well and become a Monkey again!"

"Except for gods, I will not raise my stick to anyone!"

Lin Fan smiled and said: "First, take care of the present. When the first month's salary is paid, you have to pay for the skewers and peaches you stole."

"You go and change your clothes now. Mr. Jin has prepared a military uniform for you. You are ready to attend the celebration ceremony."

"When the return enrollment procedures are completed, you can report to the first-grade director's office of the central primary school and be in the same class as Bai Qi and the others. If you don't know how, just ask Bai Qi."

"Take some time to learn more about the laws of Bactria. It doesn't matter if you don't know cars and airplanes, but you must learn the laws of Bactria well, lest you really be suppressed for five hundred years."

Sun Wukong: "..."

"Hahahahaha, I'm laughing so hard. The majestic Monkey King almost went to jail for five hundred years, and he still has to go to school with his schoolbag on his back." The First Emperor laughed loudly, and Meng Tian also laughed unabashedly.

Lin Fan glanced at Shihuang and Meng Tian: "You two are the same, you have to go to first grade."

"And don't think you are going anywhere. Before, you and millions of Qin troops terrorized the people and seriously disrupted social order. You were also sentenced to five hundred years in prison with a suspended sentence of three hundred years."

The First Emperor: "Huh?"

"No," Meng Tian looked confused, "It's easy to get a suspended sentence, as long as we behave well. But the matter of going to school...can it be postponed?"

"It's so embarrassing. Brother Zheng is the only emperor of all time, the First Emperor of Qin, and the millions of Qin soldiers are all experienced warriors. How can he be with a group of children..."

Before Meng Tian finished speaking, a roar came from behind Meng Tian.

Bai Qi gritted his teeth and cursed: "Who are you calling shame on?"

"I didn't say you..." Meng Tian was mid-sentence, suddenly stunned: "Did you also..."

"Humph, what's wrong! Is it embarrassing to go to school!" Bai Qi's face turned red, but he still said: "What's wrong with the Eternal Emperor? Brother Zheng, do you know how many minutes there are in an hour?"

The First Emperor frowned and thought for a moment, then shook his head slightly: "What one hour... Sure enough, after a thousand years of awakening, there is too much profound knowledge, and I have to learn it."

"Forget it, go and study then! Meng Tian, ​​lead millions of Qin troops, and study with me! First find out how many minutes there are in an hour!"

Meng Tian immediately clasped his fists: "Yes!"

Millions of Qin troops roared in unison: "Yes!"

It's so powerful that it's so powerful that it's so powerful!

Lin Fan feels that the psychological quality of the teachers who teach these students must be acceptable...

Nowadays, many teachers are Confucian disciples, and the level of teaching is unparalleled. Even if someone really stabs the teacher, those Confucian disciples can still compete with millions of Qin soldiers.

"Haha, both the First Emperor and Meng Tian have to go to class," Daji, who came up in a wheelchair, couldn't help but laugh: "Besides, you both have suspended sentences..."

"Daji, don't laugh either. You were also suspended from probation before." Lin Fan glanced at Daji.

Daji:"???"

What does it have to do with me?

"When you woke up before, you manipulated rats to destroy a city, causing huge economic losses." Lin Fan explained, "However, considering that the animal army you led rebuilt the city, and during the construction of the Great Steel Wall, you were facing great challenges to the gods. You played a huge role in the battle, so your probation is now completely cancelled."

The Bull Demon King, Yellow Wind Monster, and Golden Horn and Silver Horn all tightened their gazes and began to think about whether they were enemies of Daxia when they first woke up.

The yellow wind monster exhaled, put his hands on his hips and said proudly: "Fortunately, I was captured alive before I even came out of the mountain."

The Bull Demon King also touched his broken horns and chuckled: "Fortunately, I am a coward. I brought people to rescue you, but when I saw the Great Steel Wall, I didn't dare to start a fight. I just challenged Lin Fan to a one-on-one fight." After a while, hey, I still lost."

Jin Jiao Yin Jiao silently put away the purple gold gourd and mutton fat white jade bottle, fearing that Lin Fan would see it and remember that they had used these things to contain themselves.

Recently, they have also been perverting the laws of Bactria, knowing that this is called illegal detention.

I have to say that the specially arranged courses for these returning ancestors with strong strength are very reasonable.

Mathematics and Chinese are not the most important. The most important course is the Law of Bactria... When entering Bactria, the first lesson is to explain the Law of Bactria.

After all, if you don't learn this well, you will commit a crime at every turn.

Lin Fan looked around, picked up the microphone, and said to the camera: "In the past, Daxia had no restrictions on the returning ancestors. After all, they are ancestors, and everyone will subconsciously welcome them warmly."

"But after this incident... everyone should know that the returning ancestors also need to exercise jurisdiction."

Lin Fan didn't say it in detail, but everyone understood what Lin Fan meant.

Because this time, just because Sun Wukong and Ying Zheng woke up, it almost turned the world upside down.

The grudges between Sun Wukong and Buddhism, and the conflict between the emperor of Qin and today's Daxia.

After that, more and more ancestors return, and there will be more and more such collisions.

If you want Daxia not to be messed up by these ancestors, you must manage it!

Lin Fan continued: "Although our ancestors are our ancestors, they also shed blood for us and this land. We should respect and welcome them."

"But due to the limitations of the times, their ideas are often in conflict with ours. If they think that as an ancestor, they can do whatever they want, then they are wrong!"

"From today on, Daxia's jurisdiction over the returning ancestors has officially begun."

Lin Fan had never thought about this before.

Mainly because in the last life, every ancestor died after waking up, and many of them were forced to wake up without getting enough rest.

But now, the trouble caused by Sun Wukong and Ying Zheng also served as a reminder to Lin Fan.

Lin Fan said in a deep voice: "It would be best if the returning ancestors are willing to integrate into today's Daxia and abide by the laws."

"But if you don't want to, Daxia will set up a management department for the returned ancestors. All the gods of Daxia will be the execution team to arrest them and persuade them to surrender!"

"Subsequently, Daxia will sentence him according to the laws of Daxia for the losses he caused and the crimes he committed."

"He should be in jail, he should be fined!"

"Even if the Great Sage Qitian defecates in the open, he still has to pay a fine! Even if Tathagata Buddha drives drunk, he has to be detained and fired from public office!"

The monkey was unhappy when he heard this: "Whoever defecates anywhere, I am the Monkey King..."

Jin Lao reminded in a low voice: "Didn't you pee on Tathagata's finger? And I have always been curious, how did you poop during the five hundred years you were suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain with only your head outside? Peeing?"

monkey:"……"

Lin Fan continued: "Only the ancestors who have studied and passed the assessment can become real citizens of Daxia and become true members of Daxia. After passing the half-year probation period, they will be officially included in the gods of Daxia and enjoy benefits. and preparation.”

"Starting today, the document "About the Jurisdiction of Returned Ancestors" will be implemented immediately!"

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