Naruto Life Simulator

"Such smooth and beautiful skin, I was actually seen and touched by Uemura Huima so long ago, it really made me crazy with jealousy."

Stroking Yamanaka Onimaru's back, recalling the scene when they first met two years ago, Orochimaru felt like he had a mouthful of old vinegar in his mouth, and the words he said were so sour that they made people have a toothache.

The tired Yamanaka Onimaru opened Orochimaru's hand, "Don't make trouble at the level of you and me, the flesh is just a casual change of clothes, if it's dirty, just change to a new one."

Seeing his indifferent look, Orochimaru stood up with snake eyes.

What do you mean by being dirty? Who exactly got the dirt, someone else or me?

However, seeing the tired appearance of Yamanaka Onimaru, he had to smile bitterly, "That's right, but if you want to replace this body one day, can you give it to me?"

"Yes, but I'm really tired and don't want to talk any more."

The current Yamanaka Onimaru is a cigarette that has entered the sage mode afterwards, and he has completely relaxed enough, and he doesn't want to say something useless to Orochimaru at all, he wants to have a good rest and greet tomorrow with the best attitude.

It's okay to relax once in a while, but he never forgets that he still has to fight!

Just now, he had already felt a wave of resentment, probably from the Yin Spirit God's side, if he indulged it again, it was estimated that he would also be passive and slack off.

"Don't sleep in the hot springs, I'll take you to the cabin to rest!" Looking at the mountain onimaru who closed his eyes and was defenseless, Orochimaru sighed helplessly.

It's only three, and that's not even a big battle, and he's been contributing all these times, even if the two sides are equal, this physical exertion is also very little for him.

Suddenly, I said that I was tired and didn't want to talk about it, probably tired.

Sure enough, I was just a pastime for him!

"Yes."

Just as Orochimaru was thinking nonsense, Yamanaka Onimaru replied softly in a nasal voice.

Orochimaru held his face with his hand and smiled bitterly, "It seems that I really lost to you completely."

After saying that, he leaned down, put his hands into the water, picked up Yamanaka Onimaru and hugged him in his arms, and went straight to the newly built wooden house on the side.

As soon as he arrived at the door of the bedroom, Yamanaka Onimaru hummed a few words in a low voice, "Don't sleep with me when you go back to the room, the temperature on your body is too low, and it will become cold without the blessing of the hot spring." I prefer to use the temperature when I sleep rather than the coolness when I take a bath.

Orochimaru stopped at the door of the room and was stunned for a moment, suddenly remembering Yamanaka Onimaru's preferences, and realizing that it was a bit redundant to make a hot spring.

Yamanaka Onimaru prefers cold water to hot water, but when he falls asleep, he likes a warm hug.

But he was the opposite!

Orochimaru's face was ugly, and he gritted his teeth fiercely.

Then he put the mountain onimaru on the bed, covered the quilt, restrained all his emotions, turned around and said in a cold tone, "Since you don't like it, then I won't accompany you, I will leave first if I have work to do in the laboratory."

Orochimaru slowly put on his bathrobe and walked to the door step by step, but with each step, his heart cooled a little, because he didn't hear any reservations.

Finally he walked to the door, put his hand on the handle and hesitated for a few seconds, and finally heard the voice of Yamanaka Onimaru.

"Close the door when you go out, the wind in the mountains is cold."

At this moment, Orochimaru finally couldn't help it, turned his head and lowered his voice, hissing like a snake in his mouth.

"So what do you think of me?"

"Didn't I tell you a long time ago, you are my good experimental partner, but now there is another name, that is, friends who can relax with each other, relieve stress and loneliness!"

"Friend, that's a good word."

"Actually, there is a more appropriate word called Gun Friend, you can use whichever one you like."

Although Orochimaru had never heard of the word, he quickly understood what it meant.

He whispered these two words, and then put away all his emotions and returned to the appearance of a cold-faced snake monarch again.

"Hehe, what a good word, it's really apt."

At this moment, all of Orochimaru's good moods today were ruined by these two words.

At this moment, he decided to cut off all the hearts of the earth completely!

"Sure enough, some happiness is like fireworks, fleeting, so moment and eternity are antonyms after all!"

Orochimaru slammed down this sentence, slammed the door and left, he didn't handle it lightly after all.

"Trouble, I thought he was a sane and non-clingy person, but I didn't expect... Alas, I wouldn't have done it if I had known.

Yamanaka Onimaru lay on the bed and reopened his eyes to look at the ceiling.

In fact, he wanted to open meat a long time ago, after all, in the ninja world, every day to kill and prepare, all kinds of calculations, make people physically and mentally exhausted, nervous.

People are mortal beings, and under this kind of strong mental pressure, ordinary people, no matter how strong their hearts are, they will soon be unable to bear it.

Besides, his core is still a modern man from the era of peace.

As the so-called human nature, the fastest and most effective way to relieve stress is naturally sex.

Originally, he thought that Uncle Uemura Huima was a good object, mature and steady, rational and old-fashioned.

didn't expect the other party to be a warm-hearted uncle, he gave so many opportunities, so many hints, if the other party just held him in the palm of his hand and took care of him carefully, even if he endured the pain, there was no transgression.

As for Jin Yi and Jin Er, although he is young and immature and alive, but those two can't stand the teasing, and now he doesn't say much, he is already like a pug, if he gives a little sweetness, it will be like kraft candy, no matter how he shakes it off. The days ahead are expected to be annoying!

So for more than a year, he has been relying on his own reason to press, and the spiritual mountain has been Xi for a long time.

The yin and yang division of this secretary seems to have taken away the reason of that part of the suppression.

"Simulator, do you think I'm going too far?" Yamanaka Onimaru regrets it a little now, after all, Orochimaru seemed to have been deeply injured when he left.

It is estimated that if you look for him for entertainment in the future, you will not be able to experience such a 100% perfect fit as today.

[Host, what you do to your children will only affect your path of immortality, forget that you still have to perfect me, let me take you beyond the universe, until the end of the world!]

Listening to the simulator's persuasion, Yamanaka Onimaru didn't feel so guilty. He shook his head, threw all his emotions out of his head, emptied his body, and fell into a deep slumber.