[As night falls, Tsunade is already drunk in a pub in Tansho Street.]
[At this time, the door curtain of the pub is lifted, and Jiraiya walks in with Naruto. At first glance, they see Tsunade and Shizune sitting in the booth against the wall. Both parties are surprised, and only Naruto is a little stunned, because Tsunade's appearance is different from what he imagined.]
[‘That sister is Tsunade? ! ’ Naruto stared at Tsunade's chest with empty eyes for a while, and a tangled expression appeared on his face: ‘Is she really 50 years old... This is a fraud! ’】
[“Ha, Naruto, what a good complaint, this is a blatant fraud!”]
[“That’s right, a fifty-year-old woman, why are you pretending to be young? Don’t you dare tell me how you stay young!”]
[“I’m so envious! I don’t even ask to stay young in my fifty, I’d rather have a few fewer wrinkles on my face!”]
[“Such a big age, won’t it affect your movements...”]
[“I’m also very curious...”]
[“Heh, I’m embarrassed to expose you!”]
Looking at Jiraiya and Naruto who were looking at her chest, Tsunade clenched her fists and made a slight sound, which scared the two of them and made them straighten their heads and dared not to continue.
[“Naruto is quite realistic. He calls her sister when he sees that she is pretty, and calls her grandmother when he knows her age!”]
[“Naruto is very serious about some things!”]
[The four of them gathered at a table. Tsunade watched them eat and drank while casually saying, “What kind of day is today? I keep running into acquaintances.”]
[Jiraiya had already investigated the collapsed Tansho Castle, so he knew exactly who the acquaintances Tsunade was talking about. He didn’t beat around the bush and asked directly, “Is it Orochimaru? What happened?”]
[Shizune seemed to be tempted, but Tsunade glared at her fiercely and brushed off the topic lightly, “Nothing, just a face-to-face meeting.”]
[“I can’t believe that Tsunade, the most legitimate Konoha ninja, would hesitate on such a thing! ”]
[“Sometimes it’s hard to understand how a person exists in another person’s heart. In that case, I wouldn’t be surprised if Tsunade agreed to Orochimaru’s deal!”]
[“The key to the problem is that Orochimaru’s resurrection is a lie. I really admire him for this. He obviously didn’t have any bargaining chips to trade with Tsunade, but he relied on bluffing and half-true and half-false information to achieve this situation!”]
[“By the way, since Naruto has appeared in this story, he won’t still play a leading role in the end!”]
[“That’s not the case! Naruto at this time is still far behind the three ninjas!”]
[“Don’t forget that the key word is shadow!”]
[Tsunade asked Jiraiya about his purpose, and he made his purpose clear without any politeness - to let Tsunade return to the village to succeed the position of the fifth Hokage. ]
[Naruto, who was eating, choked. Then Jiraiya and Tsunade's conversation about Orochimaru killing the Third Hokage made him unable to help but question. So Jiraiya explained to Naruto the meaning of the Three Ninjas, and then stopped his nonsense and waited for Tsunade's answer. ]
[As expected, Tsunade refused. ]
["To be honest, in fact, the Fifth Hokage doesn't have to be Tsunade, isn't Jiraiya also quite suitable!"]
["It depends on personal wishes. If Jiraiya wants to be Hokage, he should be the Fourth Hokage. Since he didn't, it means he is not interested in it!"]
["How can being a Hokage compare to being a writer! I'm still waiting for his new work!"]
["Forget about that kind of frivolous novel..."]
["By the way, when Jiraiya and Tsunade discussed Orochimaru killing the Third Hokage, their expressions were very calm. It's not what I imagined!"]
["You think! You are all famous ninjas, and you are used to the departure of close people!"]
["Hey! What are you talking about!" Naruto was completely confused by this inexplicable development. He pointed at Tsunade and shouted to Jiraiya beside him: "Lecherous Sage, didn't you say you would bring her back to the village to treat Sasuke and Kakashi? How come you want her to be Hokage, and she refused!"]
[Jiraiya was not impatient. He told Naruto the reason for letting Tsunade become Hokage, and also complained about why he, a Genin, should care about such a big thing. ]
["Treat Sasuke and Kakashi? What happened?"]
["Did she get seriously injured when Sand Village and Sound Village invaded Konoha?"]
["Sasuke is okay, he is just a Genin no matter what.Ninja, but I can't think of many enemies who can seriously injure Kakashi in a short time."]
["Could it be that Kazekage Rasa has taken action, or Orochimaru has hidden some trump cards?"]
Jiraiya didn't have any problem with Naruto's habit of interrupting regardless of the occasion, but he was very dissatisfied with his address: "What kind of lecherous sage is that? Is this how you call your master!"
Hearing this, Naruto looked at him with some contempt: "Grandma Tsunade said that you peeked into the female bathhouse all day long, and wrote the pornographic book that Kakashi teacher has been reading. You were knocked down by my seduction technique before. Is there any problem in calling you a lecherous sage?"
"What do you know, little brat? If you are not lecherous, are you still a man! "
Tsunade looked at the quarreling father and son with disdain, secretly complaining in her heart: 'You have developed a ninjutsu like the sensual seduction technique at this age. You are just the same as Jiraiya, except that he is openly flirting and you are just shy!'
[Looking at Naruto who was speechless by Jiraiya, Tsunade also interrupted and complained: "Haha, Jiraiya, this kid is far worse than your previous apprentice. Not only is his eloquence and brains, but even his appearance is not flattering."]
[Naruto was immediately angry when he was belittled by Tsunade. Unexpectedly, Jiraiya actually agreed with her.]
["Compared to the Fourth Hokage, no matter who it is, they will be inferior!" Jiraiya showed a nostalgic look: "Because he is the most talented ninja in history. Not only is his ninjutsu outstanding, he is also quick-witted and well-loved, and he is as handsome as me!"]
["Pah! Jiraiya, this old scoundrel is so shameless that he actually said that he is as handsome as the Fourth Hokage! ”]
[“Is the Fourth Hokage handsome? Although I have heard of his name, I don’t know what he looks like!”]
[“You can ask people who have seen him during the war. I believe their answers will probably be descriptions such as terrifying and invincible. Anyway, it is definitely not handsome!”]
(To be continued)
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