Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

Sand Village, Kazekage's office.

Orochimaru, who had already completed the cuckoo-in-the-nest operation, looked at the "wanted order" in his hand with a thoughtful look on his face.

This "wanted order" was issued by Konoha, and the whole article focused on describing the various evil deeds done by Konoha's former elder Shimura Danzo! And requested other ninja villages to encircle and suppress him in all aspects, regardless of life or death!

Regardless of whether it is a corpse or a living person, as long as Danzo can be sent back to Konoha, a bounty of up to 50 million taels can be obtained!

50 million taels, this is obviously not a small amount.

Orochimaru roughly estimated that 50 million taels is enough for him to rebuild a secret laboratory in Sand Village.

"You seem to be hesitating, my friend."

The figure of Hanzo of the Salamander walked in from the side door, but in Orochimaru's eyes he was the real Danzo. "Isn't our friendship worth that little bounty?"

"You've really become humorous now, Danzo." Orochimaru grinned and sneered, saying, "I never knew there was any friendship between us. It's just that you are still of some value, so we maintain a cooperative relationship for the time being."

While speaking, he stuffed the "wanted order" into his sleeve in front of the other party.

"Is this your sincerity in cooperation, Orochimaru?" Hanzo narrowed his eyes and pretended to be very angry.

"I'm just curious, what did you do to make that old man so angry?" Orochimaru's pale yellow vertical pupils stared at the other party, with a playful expression: "Even decades of ties were abandoned."

Hanzang was silent for a moment and said, "You don't know?"

"Should I know?" Orochimaru frowned.

Hanzo took out a newspaper from his sleeve and pointed to the photo on it. "This, you really don't know?"

Fuck!

When Orochimaru saw himself in the photo, he was completely numb. His conscience was as big as two bowling balls. "What the hell, which bastard did this?"

The Land of Waves, the chief's office.

"Hahahaha, Orochimaru is asking which bastard did this!" Kushina looked at the monitor and laughed happily.

"I don't know, but I'm not a bastard anyway." Yifeng shrugged.

"You are!" Kushina sat on him with her legs astride, and her arms in long gloves wrapped around his neck. "If you weren't a bastard, there would be no bastards in this world!"

"At least, you should be a little better than other bastards, right?" Yifeng excused himself.

"Other bastards didn't do this to their good brother's mother like you did." Kushina's eyes were full of love, and her lips were close to his ear. "Tell me yourself, are you a super asshole?"

"Isn't this kind of thing consensual?"

"You seduced me first, so you are the asshole!"

"..."

Good fellow, Yi Feng was speechless.

"Hehe." Kushina was in a good mood when she saw his embarrassed look, and her lips were directly printed on him.

Pop.

A light sound came from the office.

"Damn, my passive didn't trigger!" Kushina stood up unhappily and said, "Mikoto-chan, it's time to change people."

Mrs. Mikoto blushed and took over the other's previous position.

"What are you doing?" Yi Feng was a little confused by the interaction between the two ladies, and said with a confused expression.

"We are playing a game of who is the lucky one." Kushina chuckled and explained, "One kiss each, and whoever triggers your succubus passive first wins... The loser will be severely punished that night!"

...

Yi Feng twitched slightly. Are they playing an alternative king game here? The one who triggers the trance passive first wins, which is really weird!

Just as he thought so in his heart, Uchiha Mikoto's red lips came up.

Bab.

The two lips touched for a long time, and it seemed that this lady really wanted to win. But unfortunately, the passive was still not triggered.

I was going to change people again, but a "buzzing" sound suddenly sounded.

Yi Feng was stunned and took out the "mysterious communicator" from his pocket.

The two ladies didn't care about playing games at this time, and they all put their heads together.

[? ? ? : Mysterious dating? ]

[Waste snack: Hehe, isn't it amazing? ]

[? ? ? : Are you its creator? ]

[Waste: Not really. ]

[? ? ? : Humph, what are you so proud of? ]

"It seems that this new netizen is not easy to talk to," Yifeng said softly, touching his chin.

"Be content, it's much better than the previous Jin Shanshan." Kushina patted his shoulder and urged him: "Keep chatting! Ask him his name, gender, age and where he lives!"

"Sister, are you checking the household registration here?" Yifeng vomited helplessly.Fuck.

[Useless person: Do you dare to tell me your name, Lao Deng? ]

[? ? ? : My name is Uchiha Madara! ]

Hiss, what the hell? !

Yifeng stared, stunned.

Mikoto and Kushina were not much better, their mouths opened wide and their faces were dull.

Uchiha Madara?

The behind-the-scenes boss of this world has become his netizen?

"What do you think?" Yifeng whispered.

"I don't think it's necessarily true." Kushina pursed her lips and made an analysis, saying: "According to your experience in your previous life, things on the Internet are hard to say..."

"I think so too." Yifeng nodded solemnly.

[You have obtained the real name of this friend, do you want to set a nickname? ]

Stunned.

Yifeng and Kushina were stunned at the same time.

Real name?

In other words, this guy is the real Uchiha himself?

"What do you say now?" Yifeng asked softly.

"Set a nickname first." Kushina took a breath and said lightly: "And even if it's Uchiha Madara, he may not be from our world. Isn't there a parallel ninja world?"

"Indeed." Yifeng nodded again.

According to the prompt of the communicator, he used his mind to turn into a keyboard and filled in the four words "Magical Girl" in the nickname column.

"Hahaha, sure!" Kushina laughed out loud, covering her mouth and said: "The nickname of Magical Girl is very suitable!"

[Do you want to set your friend's nickname to "Magical Girl"? ]

[Tip: Once the setting cannot be changed, please consider it carefully. ]

Yifeng was too lazy to waste time and clicked "Yes" directly.

[Magical Girl:? ]

[Waste Dessert: What happened? ]

[Magical Girl: What's wrong with this nickname? ]

He can see it!

[Yifeng was stunned and sent a message to reply: This, I don't know much about it. It should be set by the system. You see, my nickname is also nonsense. 】

【Magical girl: You are such a jerk, what is a magical girl? 】

【Useless person: It is not a thing, but a group. This group takes it as its mission to eliminate evil, and is the messenger of love and peace! 】

"Hahahaha, you bastard are really good at fooling people!" Kushina, who was watching the conversation, was laughing like crazy.

【Magical girl: Love and peace? 】

In the Pure Land.

Uchiha Madara, who woke up from his deep sleep, looked at these four words and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

Could it be that because Uchiha Madara has love and peace in his heart, the system was given this nickname?