Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

"That damn Xiaolin Yifeng!"

At the entrance of Konoha Village, Danzo shouted angrily with a flushed face. "How dare he play tricks on us like this, what a bastard!"

"This bastard is really not a human being." Mito Kado Yan took a breath and said with a complicated expression: "No matter what, it was our Konoha who raised him. In the end, the good things are cheap to outsiders! What we get are some aquatic products?"

What the hell are aquatic products!

The most important thing is that he is allergic to seafood! He can't even eat it!

"Don't say anything for now, just get back to the village safely." Sarutobi Hiruzen took a breath and said: "Pull your moods together, the villagers have come out to pick us up."

As if to confirm his words, a group of ninjas left behind, led by Utatane Koharu, appeared in sight.

"Hiruzen, you've worked hard."

"Unfortunately, we lost."

Sarutobi Hiruzen had a very positive attitude, and sighed: "I, as a Hokage, am ashamed of the teachings of the first and second generations!"

"Think positively, it's not just us who lost." Utatane Koharu paused, looked around and said: "Don't be too hard on yourself, let's go in and talk first."

Sarutobi Hiruzen nodded with a complicated expression, turned to the hundreds of Konoha ninjas he brought back and said: "Everyone! Your relatives and friends should be very worried, go back and report your safety first."

Hundreds of Konoha ninjas were dismissed and walked towards their respective mansions.

This also included Shikamaru's father, Nara Shikaku.

Compared with those colleagues who were relieved, this Konoha think tank seemed to be a little worried.

Standing in front of his own door, he took a deep breath and knocked on the door.

Squeak.

The door opened, and his own son, who had the same hairstyle as him, stood inside the door and looked at him calmly. "Are you back?"

"Yeah." Nara Shikaku nodded, took off his shoes and walked into the house. "Where's your mother?"

"She went shopping with my third aunt." Shikamaru made a cup of tea for his father and sat cross-legged opposite him.

"Really?" Shikaku nodded, seemingly not surprised. He took a sip of tea and said calmly: "What's going on between you and Xiaolin Yifeng?"

"Oh, were you discovered?" Shikamaru rubbed his head with a headache.

"Don't pretend here. Actually, you have deliberately hinted that you have contacted each other before I left, right?" Shikaku raised his hand and knocked him on the head, and said with an unhappy expression: "Don't treat me as an idiot!"

"What a trouble." Shikamaru sighed and said: "If I treat you as an idiot, I don't need to hint, right?"

"So, what do you mean now?"

"Nothing, just a reminder to you. Maybe one day I will run to the Land of Waves, so don't look for me everywhere then."

Nara Shikaku fell into silence, and sighed for a long time: "You little bastard really made an incredible friend, and defeated the entire ninja world with his own strength. Even in the period of the first generation of Hokage, I am afraid that there is no one like him."

"Don't say you, even I was shocked when I first received the news." Shikamaru smiled.

"So, you bastard boy are also planning to eliminate ninjas?" Shikaku paused, took another sip of tea and said, "What happened to ninjas? I really want to know."

"Eliminating ninjas is just a means, not an end." Shikamaru glanced to the side and said meaningfully, "Yifeng wants to create a world where everyone is equal. With the existence of ninjas, equality is impossible."

Shikaku's eyes suddenly widened, and a look of realization appeared on his face. He said, "So that's how it is. That's really incredible!"

If someone had told him such an ideal before, Shikaku would never have thought it would succeed.

Everyone is equal, but the premise is to overthrow all existing systems in the ninja world! There are no daimyo, nobles, or shadows and elders of each village. Even the first generation of Hokage didn't think of such a thing.

If you haven't even thought about it, how could it be possible?

But if it was Kobayashi Yifeng, Nara Shikaku would be a little unsure.

A country fought against the four major ninja villages alone and won, and even completely recruited the Sand Village. With such a fruitful record, it might be possible to wipe out the world!

"Well, that's the situation." Shikamaru blinked and suddenly asked, "Dad, you won't report me as a spy to the Hokage, right?"

"Are you scared?" Shikaku raised his eyebrows.

"That's not the case." Shikamaru shook his head and grinned, "I just think this kind of father-son drama is too old-fashioned!"

"Get out of here." Shikaku looked at him with disgust.

Konoha, Hokage's office.

"How could this be?" Utatane Koharu took a breath and said in disbelief, "ThreeTen thousand ninjas, were destroyed in an instant? "

"Those bastards from Wave Country have no martial ethics!" Mizuto Kado Yan sighed and said, "Who knew they would attack from the sky? They are not human!"

"And the movements of our army have been firmly controlled by the other side." Sarutobi Hiruzen took a puff of cigarette and said softly, "It's not just our side, the other two routes are the same. Being hit precisely is like the other side performing a surgical operation..."

"It is obvious that the Sand Village is tipping off the other side." Danzo concluded in a low voice, "But at that time, none of us knew that the Sand Village was a traitor."

"Forget it." Utatane Koharu shook his head and said, "It is a blessing in disguise that you can survive. It seems that Xiaolin Yifeng still remembers the old friendship."

"What the hell is he thinking!" Mizuto Kado Yan slammed the table, and the beard on his chin trembled slightly. "That bastard is the most inhuman! ”

“What’s wrong?” Utane Koharu blinked in confusion.

“It’s about the gift.” Sarutobi Hiruzen sighed.

“What gift?”

“The Wave Country prepared a farewell gift for us important people. Other ninja villages gave us luxurious electronic products. Only the three of us gave us aquatic products…”

“Water, aquatic products?”

“Men Yan’s is a hairy crab, mine is a toad, and Danzo’s is a big turtle…”

“Pfft.”

Hearing this, Utane Koharu couldn’t hold back and almost burst out laughing.

Although his old friend’s experience was pitiful, it was really funny! Big turtle, it fits Danzo quite well!

“What do you mean by looking at me like that?” Danzo was very keen to notice the teasing in the other person’s eyes.

“No, nothing.” Utane Koharu looked aside and changed the subject: “Let’s take a good rest for a while, and we will discuss the problem of the Wave Country in the long run.”

“Impossible! "Danzo snorted and raised his head and said, "I have already thought of a countermeasure. Xiaolin Yifeng can't be proud for long! Bastard, I will make him feed the turtle every day in the future!"