Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

Early morning light.

Yifeng woke up from his room, stretched, dressed and prepared to go out. Kushina's distinctive voice sounded in his mind. "Brush your teeth, wash your face."

"Oh." Yifeng sighed with dead eyes and walked into the bathroom obediently.

"That's right, young people should pay attention to their image!" Kushina smiled with satisfaction.

"Okay, you are an old mother and you are right." Yifeng rolled his eyes.

"Hahaha!" Kushina laughed even louder, and said meaningfully: "If you were my son, you wouldn't have dead eyes like this!"

"It will become the largest number in the poker card, right?" Yifeng counterattacked mercilessly.

"You, you mock your good brother like this?"

Kushina's tone was quite dissatisfied, and then she said proudly: "Even if Naruto is a clown, at least he dares to confess to the girl he likes! Humph, he is worthy of being my son!"

"So, have I never confessed?" Yifeng asked back.

"You..." Kushina was speechless and choked.

"Old mother, I need to go to the toilet." Yifeng reminded.

"Well, close your eyes." Kushina's muffled voice sounded.

The two of them are now in a very wonderful symbiotic state. Kushina in the soul pearl can sense everything outside through Yifeng's body. Including going to the toilet and taking a bath, if she opens her eyes, she can really see everything.

"Do you think the third generation Hokage will look for me today?" Yifeng asked suddenly.

"It should be." Kushina was silent for a moment, and analyzed: "A student who has not graduated from the ninja school can kill a Chunin. No matter what era he is in, he can be considered a genius. The old man of the third generation has always been very rare for geniuses."

"Very interesting."

"What?"

"The younger the person is, the more he can kill people. The more talented he is. Ninjas are really cruel creatures."

"Alas."

Kushina did not comment on Yifeng's conclusion, but just sighed slightly. "Young man, it's crooked."

"Uh, thank you." Yifeng looked down and quickly straightened it. He suddenly reacted after tying his belt, and his mouth twitched fiercely. "Old mother, didn't you say you closed your eyes?"

"I was chatting with you, so I opened them subconsciously." Kushina said indifferently, "It doesn't matter. You're just a child in my eyes anyway, it's not a big deal."

"I'm the one who's at a disadvantage. Don't children have the right to privacy?" Yifeng retorted angrily, picked up his backpack and walked out of the house.

Ninja school.

Yifeng walked into the classroom and found that Shikamaru and Naruto were already sitting in their seats.

"Yifeng, here!" Naruto waved at him loudly with a smile on his face.

"This silly look, I don't know who he follows." Kushina couldn't help but complain.

During the time she was staying in Yifeng's body, she had a deep understanding of how her son was treated in Konoha in the past few years. If it weren't for Yifeng, a good brother who often lent a helping hand, this child would be half useless even if he could survive until now.

But even though fate treated his child so cruelly, he could still greet people with a smile every day, which made Kushina feel distressed and guilty.

But at the same time, the sillyness that occasionally emanated from Naruto made her very nervous!

Neither she nor Minato were such silly types. This child obviously had excellent genes, so why did he grow so crooked?

"No matter who he is, he was born by your old mother after all." Yifeng sighed and looked at the two good brothers opposite him. "Hey, why did you two come so early today?"

"I was woken up by my mother and dragged me to do morning exercises early in the morning." Shikamaru yawned, looking helpless.

"The milk I drank yesterday was expired, and I felt a stomachache in the morning." Naruto scratched his head and told his embarrassing story without caring.

"You are an idiot, you know it's expired but you still drink it." Yifeng was speechless and reached out to knock on his head.

"Damn, it hurts!" Naruto held his head and grimaced in pain. "You actually hit me!"

"Don't get me wrong, your mother told me to do it." Yi Feng opened his eyes and said calmly, "By the way, let me buy you two sets of homework after school as punishment."

"No, are you a devil?" Naruto was overwhelmed when he heard the word homework.

"Mother, you heard it, your son said you are a devil." Yi Feng said gloatingly.

"What does it have to do with me? You did it." Kushina didn't admit it at all.

"Okay, okay, you won't admit it even if you put on your pants, right?"

"It's so funny, I don't have any pants now."

...

Yi Feng choked instantly and couldn't speak.

"Big news! "

A student rushed into the classroom and shouted at the top of his voice: "I just heard the inside news, Mr. Mizuki has resigned!"

"What?"

"Resigned? Is it true?"

"He just finished our first lesson yesterday, and he resigned today?"

The classroom was in an uproar, and the students immediately talked about it.

"Ino, what do you think?" Sakura, who was sitting in the front row of Yifeng and the others, whispered.

"It must be related to that incident." Yamanaka Ino said, glancing at Yifeng from time to time and said: "It also reflects from the side that he is probably really interested in fish..."

"Really, it's unbelievable." Sakura took a breath, with a look of horror on her face.

Most children in the ninja world are precocious and know a lot about men and women. Except for Naruto, he is just a little fool at this stage. Even if he is Sakura's dog, it is out of instinct.

"Mizuki has resigned. "Shikamaru raised his eyebrows and looked at Yifeng and said, "You don't seem surprised at all?"

After the voice fell, Sakura and Naruto also cast their eyes on Yifeng at the same time.

Just as Shikamaru said, the boy's expression seemed very calm, and he spread his hands and said, "Yes, I knew it last night."

"Last night?" Sakura frowned and asked curiously, "How did you know last night?"

"The evil Mizuki didn't sleep well in the middle of the night and came to me for revenge." Yifeng rested his head on the back of the chair and said lazily, "As a result, I was careless for a moment and lost half my life."

Stupid.

After listening to his explanation, Sakura, Naruto, Ino and Shikamaru fell into a collective daze.

"Puff!" Naruto was the first to lose his temper, holding his stomach and laughing, "Mizuki is really an idiot!"

"Hey, you actually believe it? "

Sakura's mouth twitched, and she couldn't help but complain: "Let's not talk about whether Mr. Mizuki would take such revenge! He is a formal ninja, but his student has lost half his life? This is impossible!"

"I'm curious, how did Yifeng do it?" Ino blinked, and asked with a smile: "Is it your ninjutsu, the Starry Sky Technique?"

Hiss.

When Shikamaru heard the name of this technique, he felt a phantom pain in his eyes.

[Choose.]

The golden system interface popped up again, and the lazy expression on Yifeng's face suddenly turned into a twitch.

[1. Explain your advanced version of "Defense Starry Sky" to all classmates in the class and get recognition.]

[2. Untie your belt angrily facing Ino and let her taste your new technique-Flying Stream Straight Down Three Thousand Feet!]

This time there are only two options, which seems quite humane, but Yifeng just wants to ask at this moment The mother of the waiting system.

What the hell is the first option? How come he, the original creator, doesn't know that there is an advanced version of the starry sky? The second one is even more of a novice among the newborns, a waterfall falling straight down three thousand feet? !

It sounds quite poetic at first, Li Bai, right?

But combined with "unbuttoning the belt" and "appreciating new techniques", Yifeng's brain has already presented a taboo picture.

It can be said that no matter which one he chooses today, his remaining moral integrity will be directly lost. But for the sake of his friend's mother, he can only choose the lesser of two evils!