Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

"Assholes!"

Black Zetsu, with his hands handcuffed, couldn't help but curse, and said angrily: "What benefits did that stinky brat Xiaolin Yifeng give you to make you work so hard for him?"

"Dignity and equality." Whirlpool-faced White Zetsu smiled softly and said: "This is something you will never give me!"

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Black Zetsu was stunned and said in disbelief: "What the hell are you guys crazy about! You are not even human, and you are pursuing this?"

"We are not human, but we are people." White Zetsu 007, who was standing next to Whirlpool-faced White Zetsu, spoke lightly and mocked: "Unlike you crazy dogs, who only live to destroy!"

What?

Black Zetsu was stunned by this guy's scolding, and his two yellow eyes widened.

Crazy, mad dog?

It has been working hard for thousands of years to revive its mother, and now it is called a mad dog?

The most important thing is that it was scolded by an inconspicuous White Zetsu clone!

Unbelievable!

It was just the cytoplasm split from the White Zetsu's body, but he was his mother's own flesh and blood! How dare he do that!

"Black Zetsu, I see you are very dissatisfied." White Zetsu 007 sneered and grinned, "If you have the guts, call your mother out and see if our leader will punish her!"

"I don't think the leader will do it." The whirlpool-faced White Zetsu suddenly stopped and touched his chin and said, "What if she cries after being beaten? It will damage the reputation of our leader."

"Right, right! Indeed!" The other White Zetsu echoed.

"You fucking..."

Black Zetsu was so angry that his lungs were about to explode. Why didn't he know that these White Zetsu clones had such an infuriating skill before!

"I'm so anxious."

"Hahahaha, I'm angry!"

"It's really interesting!"

The White Zetsu made a lot of ridicule, and Black Zetsu really felt that his head was big.

"Okay, we've arrived." The whirlpool-faced White Zetsu stopped in front of a cage and opened the door. "I wish you can get along harmoniously with your new cellmate."

Black Zetsu instinctively felt that something was wrong, but before it could say anything, a large group of White Zetsu had already disappeared into the prison.

"I've been waiting for you here for a long time, Zetsu."

A familiar voice sounded from the dark of the prison. Black Zetsu turned his head stiffly and saw Obito's slightly hideous face.

"Black Zetsu, he won't be beaten to death, will he?"

In the office of the leader of the Wave Country, Kushina looked at the scene in front of her and smiled gloatingly.

"This thing is essentially a product of Yin-Yang escape. It's difficult to kill it." Yi Feng shook his head calmly and said, "Unless Obito can awaken the Samsara Eye on the spot."

"Obito's mentality was messed up by you. He didn't awaken the Samsara Eye. It can only be said that his talent is too poor." Mrs. Mikoto laughed in an exaggerated tone.

"Speaking of this, you are still the best!" Kushina looked at her best friend and said with a smile: "Let your eldest son's ex-girlfriend wear a maid outfit and a collar, I didn't think of such a good idea!"

"It's just a sudden thought. I thought Quan would refuse." Mrs. Misaka gathered her hair at the temples and said with a complicated expression: "Our family really owes her too much."

"Fugaku's family education is a bit problematic, but the key is that your eldest son has a hole in his brain." Kushina sneered and said: "You two should have taken him to see a psychologist earlier."

"You are talking nonsense again. Where is there a psychologist in the ninja world?" Mrs. Misaka rolled her eyes.

Yifeng did not participate in the conversation between the two ladies. He fiddled with the potted plant on the windowsill with his hands, and his expression was very focused.

"It's been two hours. What's so fun about your little sapling?" Kushina came up to him, put her arms around his neck and said, "You touch it more seriously than you touch me!"

"Pfft! Kushina, what kind of lewd words are you saying?" Mrs. Mikoto almost spit out a mouthful of salt soda.

Yifeng couldn't help but twitch his mouth, and said with a frown, "Sister, you are not interesting! This tree of life must be manually cared for every day to grow faster."

"So what is its function?" Kushina looked at the potted plant in front of her with curiosity.

"It can improve the physical fitness of all living beings within the range, and can also enhance the ability to condense chakra." Yi Feng's mouth curled up and he laughed softly: "If this thing grows up, it can turn everyone in the Land of Waves into a super genius."

"That's really incredible." Kushina nodded suddenly and said generously: "Then I will allow you to spend some of your time touching me every day for it!"

Yi Feng felt very uncomfortable and laughed stiffly.

Mrs. Mikoto shook her head helplessly and sighed.Angrily, "The calmness of a wife, right? But this is a plant, not a new concubine!"

"That's hard to say." Kushina blinked and said in a teasing tone, "Even the tailed beasts can wear maid outfits, maybe one day a plant can really enter our house as a concubine?"

"Are you talking about White Zetsu?" Mrs. Mikoto covered her mouth and her eyes widened.

God damn White Zetsu...

Yi Feng found that the imaginations of these two ladies are getting more and more terrifying now, and simple human fantasies can no longer satisfy them.

He wanted to speak to stop the increasingly crooked topic in front of him, but the golden option interface suddenly popped up at this time.

[Choose. ]

[1. Use the Enlightenment skill on the Tree of Life and propose on the spot! ]

[2. Let Kushina write the words "The Fourth Hokage's wife was here" on your snow-white and clean Bigu. 】

【3. Give Uchiha Obito a wonderful videotape of your intimate interaction with Nohara Rin. 】

What a hook!

Looking at the options that popped up in front of him, Yi Feng was completely dumbfounded.

This is fucking, there is no choice at all!

Use the Enlightenment skill on the Tree of Life, and propose on the spot? Oh my god, what if it really turns into a human?

Plant girl, right?

The second one is even more nascent, and writing this thing will be a mark for the rest of your life!

As for the third one, he passed it without hesitation.

His own reputation and innocence are not worth worrying about, but affecting other girls is really a crime that deserves death.

After thinking for a long time, Yi Feng finally decided to choose one.

In fact, he was also quite curious, could this Tree of Life really turn into a plant girl?

Taking a deep breath, Yi Feng raised his right hand to activate the skill.

Enlightenment technique!

The halo circulated, and the whole potted plant instantly became bright and shining.

This dazzling light naturally attracted the attention of the two ladies, and they looked at Yifeng curiously. "What are you doing?"

After more than ten seconds of silence, the imagined plant girl was not born.

Yifeng was relieved, and under the puzzled gaze of the two ladies, he reached out and picked up a leaf of the Tree of Life with a sense of ceremony. "Miss Tree of Life, please... marry me."

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This outrageous operation made the two ladies dumbfounded on the spot.

[Congratulations on getting a mysterious intercom. ]

Mysterious intercom?

Yifeng looked at the object that appeared in his palm and couldn't help but want to curse!

This is just an ordinary smart phone!

It is indeed a very mysterious object in this ninja world, but it was everywhere in his previous life! This damn system, just use this thing to fool people?

Forget it.

Suppressing his anger, Yi Feng cleared his throat and said, "It's getting late, you two, we should go back." He raised his hand and lightly tapped the air, and the black hole opened.

"Wait a minute, what happened just now?"

"Even if our soul bodies can't satisfy Yi Fengjun, you don't have to really do anything to the plants!"

"It's a curse, a curse!"

The black cavity closed while they were talking.

Not long after they left, the branch of the tree of life on the windowsill suddenly opened a blood-red eye.

"My name is not Miss Tree of Life, husband..."

A voice that sounded very ethereal suddenly sounded and echoed in the office.