Nba: I Really Didn't Come To Fight!

According to the rules of the NBA, the head coach of the All-Star Game every year is the head coach of the team ranked first in the East and West before the All-Star Game. Another rule is that the All-Star head coach cannot be re-elected, which means If you were number one in the division before the All-Star Game for two consecutive years, then the opportunity to coach the All-Star team in the second year will be postponed to the head coach of the second team.

The head coach of this year's Western Conference is Popovich from the San Antonio Spurs. He led the team to the top record in the league before the All-Star Game. This is also the third time that Popovich has become the head coach of the All-Star Game. , It fully demonstrates the stability and strength of the Spurs team.

As for the East team, this year's head coach is Philip Saunders from the Detroit Pistons.

Although Sanders has just succeeded Larry Brown as the head coach of the Pistons this year, and has not gotten along well with the core of the team, the foundation laid by Brown is still there, and the tradition of the Pistons has not been lost. , so they are still firmly occupying the No. 1 position in the Eastern Conference until now, and they have already thrown off the second-ranked Heat team, with a total of 5 victories!

It can be said that unless there is a huge injury problem, the competition for the first place in the Eastern Conference is over.

Although James' reminder just now made Lin Zhan feel a little wary of the Pistons, but it was not to the point where Lin Zhan needed to be on guard all the time. After all, no matter how vicious those four guys were, they were just substitutes.

Whether the two sides can match up tonight depends on the coach's formation, maybe the playing time of several players will be staggered, so that they have no chance to make a move!

With the end of the pre-match warm-up, the ten starters from both sides stepped onto the court one after another. Dayao put his arms around Lin Zhan and said, "Are you nervous? If you are nervous, I can give you the chance to jump the ball and let you relax." .”

"No, I don't want to fail miserably with the jump ball at the beginning of the game. Everyone on the earth knows that I just look good at jumping."

Lin Zhan shook his head and said, "Actually, you can give it up to Kobe. This guy might kick O'Neal on a whim. Then tonight's game will definitely be recorded in history."

"Did I do that?" Kobe approached from the side and said, "I want to win the fourth championship ring before him, rather than pity him! Yao, Lin, how about you both come to Los Angeles ! If the three of us work together, we will surely make the entire league cry!"

"I still have three and a half years left on my contract. It's too early for you to recruit." Lin Zhan spread his hands helplessly. This is not the first time Kobe has recruited himself.

"Although my contract was signed last year, it won't take effect until next year, and there are still five and a half years left." Dayao also declined Kobe with a smile. Lin Zhan felt a little pity about Dayao's rejection.

I didn't go to Los Angeles because I had the dream of becoming the leader.

Going to Los Angeles, there is absolutely no such opportunity. Everyone knows that today's Los Angeles belongs only to Kobe.

But Dayao is different. From character to style of play to ability, he and Kobe are a perfect match.

Both are known for their hard work, one is competitive, the other is silently giving, one is the top traditional center who is known as the last All-Star level in the league, and a super guard who feeds traditional centers the most in the league.

The combination of these two people, if you don't consider possible injuries, might really be able to complete a brand new dynasty!

Unfortunately, Dayao always rejects Los Angeles, or he always rejects all teams other than Houston! He just wants to stay in Houston!

Kobe shrugged. He also knew that it was too early to recruit these two. The reason why he said it was because Kobe really needed help.

He won the scoring champion personally, and the team's goal is to enter the playoffs. He can't be satisfied! Scoring champion? No matter, he Song wants to prove that he is better than O'Connell! You got the ring earlier than Oni.

But the whole world knows that this wish cannot be fulfilled by relying on Simash Parker and Luke Wharton!

"If you are nervous, I can give you a massage. When Dayao first entered the All-Star, I gave him a massage! Or I can sing a song for you. I know a Chinese song." ! Dayao, Dayao Dayao, Dayao Dayao, Dayao Dayao." Kobe thought for a while and made another suggestion.

"And then? Is the effect good?" Lin Zhan asked as he sat and stretched for the last time.

"Great, I made all the shots in that game, didn't hit a shot, and got a 100% hit rate." Yao said with a smile: "1 made 1 shot, got 2 points and 2 rebounds!

"Forget it, stay away from me!"

Lin Zhan quickly rejected Kobe and ran away. He didn't dare to let Kobe get a massage, let alone listen to him sing.

Kobe's singing voice, how should I put it.

With his liking for rap, with his status, with his financial ability and popularity, there is no company in the entire Hollywood and the entire North American record market that is willing to release an album for him!

There is only one family that is not afraid of death, and gave him a song K.O.B.E with the same name.

The result, don't mention it.

Anyway, since then, even Kobe himself has given up his dream of releasing songs and albums.

There are some things that are really without talent, no matter how hard you try, it is useless.

Kobe, Dayao, and Lin Zhan were chatting here, and the referee on the other side also came to the center circle with a basketball, signaling O'Neal and Dayao to come to the center and prepare to jump the ball.

With the whistle of the referee, Yao and O'Neal took off at the same time. In the end, Yao relied on his height and young reaction speed to get the first wave of possession for the Western team.

The two sides quickly entered the rhythm of the game. There is no point guard in the west, and the organization work is handed over to McGrady, who is in the forward position. Since several injuries, his attributes have indeed become more and more inclined to a scoring ability. Organization forward.

McGrady dribbled the ball, took a few smart catches, easily entered the inside line, and then passed the ball behind his back to Yao who was outside the 3-point line.

After Dayao took the ball and aimed it, he pulled it up from outside the 3-point line and made a 3-point shot!

"Boom!"

With a sound of iron strike, Dayao's 3-pointer really hit the iron.

After O'Neal grabbed the rebound, he quickly showed his comedy talent far higher than that of Dayao.

Continuously dribbling the ball under the crotch in the backcourt, advancing slowly, and not forgetting to stretch out his hand to direct his teammates to move. If it wasn't for the ugly posture of his crotch on purpose, he would really look like a point guard.

After being transported to the frontcourt, O'Neal called his younger brother Wade to cover himself. After a substitution, he actually faced Kobe directly!

Even though this is Houston, there was bursts of cheers at the scene!

Kobe vs O'Neal!

In this era, "It is the most favorite NBA ethics sitcom on the planet! No one!

O'Neal obviously knew what the fans wanted to see, and continued his clumsy crotch performance, while Kobe was engrossed, looking like he was facing a big enemy.

Does he know how flexible this cumbersome fat man is when he wants to play! The All-Star of the year, O'Neal has a set of gorgeous guard moves that can directly shake Jordan away!

After seeing O'Neal's continuous crotch, he suddenly dribbled the ball vigorously on the right side, and then moved a step to the right side, then turned back in a chic and unbelievably fast way, and wiped directly from Kobe's side, and then O'Neal took a step forward, and the pull-up was a mid-range throw.

"Shua!"

With a crisp sound, the basketball only touched the net, and with a gorgeous three-pointer, the basketball flew directly out of the baseline.

There was a burst of happy laughter from the entire Toyota Center. This scene was really joyful.

O'Neill even fell down on the floor exaggeratedly, covering his head with his hands, shaking constantly, as if he was a stranded shark.

Even Lin Zhan couldn't help feeling, this guy is indeed a natural born comedian! Playing basketball is really a waste.

Just such a three-point non-stick and one lying on the ground to act cute, completely crushed Dayao's painstakingly designed idea of ​​shooting a 3-pointer for everyone to amuse.

Lin Zhan consciously came to the bottom line, he knew that he had the lowest qualifications, so he served the bottom line obediently, and he directly sent it to Dayao: "Dayao, let's push and play.

Unexpectedly, Dayao, who has good basic skills, directly gave the ball to his teammate McGrady, and said with a smile: "Next time, next time! I'm not very good at this kind of play."

Lin Zhan could only shrug his shoulders helplessly, saying that you are happy.

In the first quarter of the All-Star game, it went on so smoothly, easily and quickly. Neither side had any sense of gunpowder, and the defensive strength was not strong. It was more about showing off their own characteristics.

Dunk, lob, pass, 3 points, tricks.

The hit rate of both sides is also extremely high, and the process of the game is very smooth.

It's just that Lin Zhan knows that he is not the protagonist tonight, and the entire Western Conference team is feeding McGrady the ball, obviously wanting to make him an All-Star MVP at home

Therefore, Lin Zhan did not take the initiative to steal the limelight.

After all, the NBA is not only about fighting and killing, but also about the ways of the world!

In the first quarter of the game, until Lin Zhan left the field, he only got 3 shots, one cut layup, and two ultra-long 3-pointers, but he didn't feel good and missed.

And when Lin Zhan played again, the score on the court had become 71:65, the Western team's lead had reached 6 points, and there were only the last 3 minutes left in the first half of the game.

Lin Zhan glanced at the opposite side and found that none of the four thugs of the Pistons was on the court at this time. Looking at it this way, at least in the first half, it seems that the two sides will not be able to meet each other, so let's continue playing.

In the few minutes of the second quarter, Lin Zhan once again got a fast break opportunity. He once again ended the attack with a low hand layup that did not conform to the All-Star aesthetic. Half-joking boos and boos.

"Deduct one! Lin!"

"You must look better than Vince and LeBron dunk!"

"It's no worse than Kobe and Tracy McGrady!"

"Deduct one!"

For these boos, Lin Zhan can only pretend that he didn't hear it, dunking this thing, it's better to hide it than to sacrifice the land!

The first half of the game ended peacefully.

In the first half of the game, the Western Conference temporarily led the Eastern Conference by 9 points 80:71. McGrady opened fire and scored a game-high 21 points. If the Western Conference team can continue to maintain their lead, McGrady is far away from his first All-Star For the MVP, there is only half a game left.

During the intermission, Popovich didn't make any speeches at all, just let the stars play their own games and be happy, while McGrady seemed very happy, joking with the people around him non-stop.

He also said that if he gets the mvp tonight, everyone must have a good time in Houston.

In the first half of the third quarter, the two sides still maintained a balance of power, the point difference kept hovering around 10 points, and the strength of each other did not increase until the last 3 minutes of the third quarter. , The Western team's lead finally exceeded the critical point of 10 points, reaching 13 points.

At this time, Sanders suddenly made a large-scale substitution.

The Eastern Army has the most tacit understanding and the most

The four-man Pistons who can fight tough battles were replaced by him on the court at the same time. In addition to James who was on the court just now, the Eastern team has come up with a team with very strong actual combat ability and a defensive strength that can be seen directly.

A full lineup with no shortage of talent!

In the TNT studio, Barkley also put away his smile that lasted the entire game, and said solemnly: "Sanders actually put on such a lineup, damn it

Yeah...this is an All-Star! It's like being in the midst of a top-notch Michelin-starred meal, suddenly served with a huge 50-cent piece of toast with jam!"

"Of course the bread is delicious and can fill your stomach, but he shouldn't be here!"

Director Zhang of CCTV Sports also came suddenly and said:

"Hey! It's fun! The Eastern team is going to fight for real! It's time to increase the intensity! This is going to be interesting, let's see how the Western side responds."

The way to deal with it in the west is that there are no trees.

Popovich clearly has no interest in putting in the effort to line up for a game like this.

He lined up Gasol, Nowitzki, Ray Allen, Steve Nash and Brand.

Although this lineup has Nash going the needle, but in terms of tacit understanding, fit, and strength, it is really a bit unreliable, especially because there are too many insiders in the West.

He directly put 3 insiders on the court, which made the space of the court very poor.

If it's an ordinary All-Star game and everyone doesn't have the intensity, then these five people are fine, but they have to face the combination of the Pistons' four kings and James of the Eastern team.

The lineup is really a bit out of place!

In the last 3 minutes of the third quarter, the Eastern team exerted their strength and played a wave of 13:2 offensive climax, leading the score in one fell swoop!

Of course, among the 13 points, most of them used mediocre mid-range open jumpers, empty cut layups under the basket, or open 3-pointers, which are extremely scarce to watch.

Way.

This is how the Pistons foursome play basketball!

The defense is tough and fierce, not afraid of any fouls and physical contact, the offensive end is simple and practical, and the most simple and direct way to get the score you deserve!

And in the last attack at the end of the third quarter, when Billups singled Nash with his back, when he turned around, the ball protector raised his arm very obviously and hit it accurately.

Nash's face, knock Nash directly to the ground!

The referee has not yet reacted to the rhythm of the entertainment game, so this time the extremely obvious foul was missed by the referee!

After turning around, Billups scored an easy layup, and while scoring, he also consumed all the offensive time, and the third quarter officially ended!

When the referee blew the whistle for a break, Lin Zhan and Marion first ran onto the field and surrounded Nash to check his condition. Nash rubbed his eyes and stood up and said: "No

The problem is that it hurts a little, and it will be fine after resting for 2 minutes. "

Seeing that Nash was fine, Marion heaved a sigh of relief, but when he looked up to find Lin Zhan, he found that Lin Zhan had rushed in front of Billups without knowing when

!

Lin Zhan was not afraid of Billups at all, and directly bumped into his chest and said:

"Asshole, All-Star Game, are you so good at moving?"

"What's the matter, girl, do you want to have a bite too?" Billups grinned sneerly, not afraid of Lin Zhan at all.

"Don't fucking mess with me! I'll let you guys know what real toughness is!" Without any fear, Lin Zhan stepped forward again, pushing Billups back half a step. .