New Story of Lv Bu

The moon climbed up to the sky quietly, the snoring in the camp went up and down, and the horse bandits fell into a sweet dreamland after eating and drinking. Bodhi He seemed to be dreaming, and the expression on his face changed a lot. After a while, his brows were full of smiles, and he was probably slaughtering a fat sheep! No matter how well you are today, the sun will rise tomorrow as usual. What will be waiting for Bodhidharma and his eight hundred horse bandits tomorrow?

At Mao the next day, Bodhisattva leaped up and shouted loudly to urge the horse bandits to get up. The horse bandits opened their sleepy eyes, yawned, got dressed, got up, buried the pot and cooked. According to Bodhidharma's meaning, when you get up and go on the road, it doesn't matter whether you eat this breakfast or not. However, the bandits clamored for a while. Today they have to rush dozens of miles to slaughter the fat sheep. They have to fight and destroy their corpses. In case they encounter the other side’s reinforcements, they have to fight, how can they not eat enough? ?

The horse bandits chose this very promising business in order to eat big meat, drink big bowls, and divide the gold and the silver. Eating is the second major event in the world, second only to the sharing of spoils. Although Bodhidharma is the leader, he dare not violate the will of the people. After all the bandits were full, they cleaned up the stove, and finished picking their teeth and hitting their horses.

The bandits were full of food and drink, looking at the expressions of the leader, one by one consciously urged the horse forward. After all, slaughtering the fat sheep is a major event, so careless. The rush was twenty miles away, and the thief God actually blew the wind, blowing sand and rocks, making it impossible to distinguish the human face within five steps. The bandits hurriedly dismounted their horses, yelling, gathered the horses in a circle, and hid inside to avoid the wind.

The gust of wind stopped for half an hour. The horse bandits stood up from the dust, spit out the sand, counted the number of people, and gathered the horses. When they look at each other, they are all covered with gray and mud helmets and slanted armor, and their lips and nostrils are all black. The anger in Bodhi's heart was more intense, and his face was as dark as ink. God thief, you are against me too!

I ran all the way south for an hour, and it was noon when I saw that the five internal organs of the people began to rebellion, and the small half hour in the strong wind took too much effort. After listening to the gurgling noise in the belly, everyone remembered, dare to be hungry and contagious. There was also a roar in Bodhi’s belly. His appetite was already large. Every meal was not full of two pig shoulders. Now the hunger strikes in his belly and it is empty. Suddenly, he feels that the sky is spinning, as if he is about to faint. Bodhisattva stabilized his figure, and was about to order a pot of cooking, when the stalking bandit flew over. "Leader, the fat sheep is in front! Cooking!" Hearing this, the horse bandits were overjoyed and flew away without waiting for Bodhi's order.

Turning a hill, facing a horse Pingchuan, ten cauldrons propped on the ground at the foot of the hill, steaming hot. The breeze blew, and the wisps of meat smelled down the wind. "It's pig and sheep stew!" An old bandit sniffed, his face full of eagerness. "Rush up! Grab his mother!" The horse bandits started clamoring. The long-term career of horse bandits has allowed them to develop a fixed mindset, that is, grabbing! As long as it is what I want, grab it first! Xianbei Grassland is a place where whoever has the biggest fist and who speaks counts. Everyone thinks what's wrong with looting? If you want to live better than others, make your fists big enough!

Despite his anger and anger, Bodhi He still suppressed the horse bandit. He relentlessly swiped his whip and slapped his head and face, while roaring in his mouth at the same time. "Give you a face, don't you? I have tolerated you for a long time! You are all horse dung! The leader is me! I don't want to shut up with the whip!" This is what the horse bandits eat, and they become under the pressure of the whip. Be submissive. Bodhi's heart was filled with emotion. Treating the horse bandit was like holding a bird in his hand. If he held it tightly, he would die, if he held it loosely, he would fly away. Isn't there a better way to lead the team? How clever Wang Xian was, he naturally saw Bodhi’s worries, he shook his head gently, it's difficult! In addition to knives and treasures, there is no better way to even Khan Tan Shi Huai, let alone the leader.

Bodhi urged him to move forward and carefully observed for a long while. There was an open space around him, and there was no sign of ambush at all. Fifty or sixty people around the cauldron didn't find the horse bandits at all. They joked and made noisy jokes. The horses were by their side, and the camels unloaded their heavy loads and gathered in a pile in the distance. That giant is not among them

The pigs and sheep cooked in the ten cauldrons were finally cooked, and everyone took out the daggers around their waists and cut large pieces of meat into their mouths. "Good!" The crowd applauded for a while. The horse bandits held their breath and stared at the large pieces of fragrant cooked meat like wolf, swallowing and spitting sounded in their throats. "It seems almost?" a bird-headed man with a huge nose called out. "Stop it all, add a handful of condiments, and wait a while!" Everyone hurriedly put the meat in their hands into their mouths, and quickly picked up a piece.

The big bird-headed man sprinkled a few handfuls of condiments in ten large pots, stirred with a long spoon, and a tangy fragrance rolled out. Bodhi He calculated the time, a stick of incense! If there is poison in the meat, it should happen, and it seems that there is no problem. He drew his sword and pointed forward, "Grab!" The hungry horse bandits immediately rushed forward.

The group of merchants fled in all directions, hundreds of camels' cargo was thrown everywhere, and the horse bandits didn't chase them, and rushed to the ten cauldrons like hungry wolves. Large chunks of cooked meat were rushed into the mouth, and they were swallowed before they could chew, and there was a mess of scolding and scolding. Bodhi He was about to scold him, and when he saw a green hungry wolf-like eyes around him, he shut his mouth wittily. The guard offered a boiled and fragrant pork shoulder, and Bodhi grabbed it and ate it. Damn it! Let’s have enough food first, there are hundreds of camel goods, and what's the point after running a few dealers!

It was like a gust of wind swept through, and the ten cauldrons were wiped out, and even the broth was drunk. Fragrant! It's really fragrant! Should there be a few special stews left behind? Bodhisattva lay on the grass and looked at the sky leisurely. The cooking skills of the Xianbei people are so different that Han Barbarians can do it. Thinking of the table full of delicious delicacies, and the tender, tender white and dry girl waiting next to him, Bodhi He made up his mind to grab a county seat for fun!

After he was full, he was actually a little drunk. Bodhi He was about to close his eyes and rest for a while, when suddenly a sharp pain came from his abdomen. He jumped up high, spread his legs to find a place to unzip his pants, puff, a stench came. Finally it was over, Bodhi He stood up and looked around, all eight hundred people were like this, squatting on the ground and venting like a bet! "It's over, it's the trick!" The famous horse thief and former Xianbei warrior Bodhi fell to the ground.

Each horse bandit vented three times, without a trace of strength, lying on the grass and groaning. The most serious was Wang Xian. He ate fast and filled more and more. He was lying on the ground with air intake and no breath, and he was about to see Changshengtian. Bodhisattva has been awakened. He is weak and cannot move. It takes a lot of effort to move his fingers. It's over, the master who plays eagles all the year round was pecked by eagles today! He has realized that the problem may lie in the condiments of the bird-headed man. It is impossible to defend against such a good situation. Who is this person?

While the horse bandits were scolding these traders, a cavalry appeared in the distance, with more than 300 horses. This group of people hummed a little song, wore their hats and rode on horses, as if they were not marching but outing. The most funny thing is that the army flag turned out to be a golden five baht money! The horse bandits struggled to sit up, holding their sabers in their hands, waiting for the verdict of fate. The atmosphere on the grassland instantly became tense, and even the high sun hid in the clouds.

The outing merchants finally came to the horse bandit, and more than 300 people scattered around, each with a crossbow in his hand. The arrow points to the horse bandits. The bird-headed Hance immediately stepped forward and pointed to the golden five baht coin on the banner. "Old customers, please look up! We are the Silver Fox Army, and this five-baht coin is our golden sign! We only rob money without hurting our lives. Of course, if all guest officials consider money more important than life, We don't mind hurting our lives!"

The bird-headed man looked around: "Is there any objection to what I said? Please come out and speak if you have any objections!" "Where is the bastard? Dare to pretend to be a ghost in front of the uncles?" A burly man struggled to stand up and shouted. A smile appeared at the corner of the bird-headed man's mouth. "Okay, we admire such heroes, little ones! How about entertaining this hero?" "Good!" The subordinates laughed, and they shot the burly yelling into a sieve with their bows and crossbows!

The bird-headed man looked around: "Guest officials, do you have any objections? Come out and talk about it. I, Hou Cheng, always persuade people with virtue." "Despicable!" "Shameless!" The horse bandits broke out for a while. curse. Hou Cheng turned a deaf ear and pointed his finger at a horse bandit. "Do you have any objections?" The horse bandit shook his head quickly. Those who have objections have become a sieve. Who dares to express dissatisfaction? Hou Cheng asked a few more questions, shaking his head like a rattle.

Hou Cheng laughed: "That's right! Dahan and Da Xianbei have always had a glorious tradition of closeness and friendship. This has to start with General Wei Qingwei and champion Hou Huo Qubing??????" He coughed lightly twice: "Boss, don't forget our slogan: In addition to life, the most money!" Hou Cheng cleared his throat awkwardly: "Recently, I have done a good report on this trick with the old university. I'm actually addicted! Speaking of the horse bandits brothers! You have worked hard! You have robbed so many good things, are you thinking how to send them home? In order to relieve your troubles once and for all, and show the great friendship between Dahan and Da Xianbei, I will help you temporarily The time limit for keeping all the property is set for ten thousand years! Young ones, be light on your hands and feet, and don’t break these altars and pots! Treat the horse bandit brothers kindly!"

Wow! The horse bandits spit out, partly because of their stomachs, and more because of Hou Cheng's speech. I have seen shameless people, and I have never seen such shameless ones! But Bodhi and Wang Xian were stunned. It turns out that the truth of the robbery is here! Pack the despicable behavior into a great ideal, and control the subordinates through spiritual control, so that they can go through fire and water without any hesitation! Isn't this what we have been looking for? Although it was just an epiphany, the seeds of hope were planted in the hearts of the two of them, opening the door to another world.

The two men gave initiation, Mao Sai suddenly opened, and respectfully offered all the belongings, and then headed north alone.

Under the sun, their figures looked lonely and lonely, but they walked into the distance step by step, never looking back.

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