New Story of Lv Bu

"Brother-in-law, look at you, how come all the way to this place where rabbits don’t shit? Well, since you’re here, let’s go in and sit in the house. We haven’t seen each other for a long time, choose The sun is not as good as the sun. Today we must get drunk and rest! My sister said a few days ago that you have been too busy lately! It's a good time today, throw all the mundane things aside!"

The top child of this dynasty, the dude, pays attention to falling down the donkey but not falling down, smiling and watching the changing situation, I am standing still! Knowing that Lu Bu suddenly appeared here, there would be no good, Yan Kuan still smiled, trying his best to invite Lu Bu into the house. When you enter the house, you are talking to your family. Even if it is ugly, it is a private matter between the brother-in-law and the brother-in-law, and has nothing to do with the crowd watching the excitement! Even if Lu Bu's face is smashed, he can come out and brag about it in a few days.

Like this, among the public, in full view, Uncle Guo's face can never be lost! Lu Bu had been waiting outside Yankuan’s courtyard with three thousand tigers for half an hour. The principals of the surrounding families had already climbed up the wall and on the roof, watching this scene quietly. "The good show starts! Brother-in-law and brother-in-law are facing each other!" "Oh, let's just wait to see the joke!" Everyone watched this tragicomedy intently, filled with curiosity and anxiety.

Yan Dalang's thoughts, Lü Bu's heart is like a mirror, his brother-in-law, he looked to grow up. Yan Dalang has a thin face and loves face more than his life. If he embarrassed him in public, he would remember it for a lifetime. But the arrow is on the string, and I have to send it out. If Yan Dalang doesn't give him a chance, the family members around will dare to jump up and scold his mother! Madam, for this year's harvest in Guanzhong, I have no choice but to be sorry for you! Lu Bu secretly made up his mind.

"Dalang Yan, I came here this time and there is only one thing. I heard that you moved to Jing Zhaoyin and built such a large house. I specially came to congratulate you!" Lu Bu's face was full of smiles, and his face was full of spring breeze. To say. Yan Kuan immediately understood Lu Bu's words. broken! I'm afraid it can't be kind anymore today! Brother-in-law is here today to find my bad luck.

Thinking of this, Yan Kuan hurriedly moved forward a few steps and said loudly, "Hahahahahahaha! It turns out that my brother-in-law came to congratulate you! That's good! That's good, come and come! Brother-in-law, please come in and talk!" When he got here, he lowered his voice and said, "Brother-in-law, I know I was wrong! Anyway, give me a face, and when you enter the house, you can fight or kill as much as you like, but don't be in full view."

"Dalang, it's not that I don't save face for you, it's that millions of people in Sili and Liangzhou don't save face for you." Lu Bu also lowered his voice and said, "If the Taibai Canal is not dredged, Zheng Guoqu will be finished. This year’s food will be soaked! I’m not able to give birth to you today, and hundreds of thousands of people will starve to death in Sili and Liangzhou. Do you understand the importance of this?"

Yan Kuan is also a wise man, he immediately understood it as soon as he turned his head, and his face was covered with cold sweat immediately. "Oh! Big Sima brother-in-law! I'm Dalang Yan! If I accompany you to perform a good show today, can I take it lightly?" Although my brother-in-law is cunning and difficult, it seems that it is not unreasonable. People, Lu Bu let out a sigh of relief. That being the case, things are easy to handle. "Yan Kuan, how many acres of land your other courtyard occupies? What about the water? What about the ground?"

Lu Bu asked with a straight face. "Brother-in-law, it occupies a total of 400 acres, and two hundred acres on the water and on the shore." Yan Kuan also entered the play, he replied frivolously. "Not bad! Good view! How much did it cost? Show me the title deed?" Lubula said with a long voice. "Land deed? What do you want that stuff for? Do I still need the land deed to build the house? My brother-in-law asked Zuo Fengyi and the local officials of Taniguchi County. When I built the house, there was no one with him. I say it."

Yan Kuan glanced at Zuo Fengyi and the adults in Tanikou County, his eyes full of contempt. The sweat on the faces and bodies of Zuo Fengyi and the adults in Taniguchi County was soaked off. They did not agree, nor did they not agree. If they agreed, they would offend Da Sima. If you don't agree, you offend Uncle Guo! Oops, thief, why are you so cruel to us? Between the dilemmas, there is really no choice!

"Then there is no land deed?" Lu Bu said lightly. "Dalang Yan, since then, master craftsman and worker Cao Zhuan will issue several strict orders to demolish the buildings on the water and shore of the western section of the Taibai Canal within a time limit. It has been three months, right? Zuo Fengyi and Gukou County have also visited many times, begging Grandpa to tell. Grandma, begging in every possible way, you just stand up to it, have you eaten the courage of the bear heart and leopard?"

Yan Kuan stood there, his feet were not broken, his left toe was still lightly lit on the ground. "Brother-in-law, Dalang Yan paid a lot of money to build this house! If you want to demolish it, you can pay me compensation! The big guy says that?" "That's it! That's it!" "We spent a lot of money to build the house, The government can't say it's dismantling!" "It's okay to dismantle it, everyone sits down and talks about it!" Seeing that Yan Dalang was so unhappy, all the spectators around immediately unanimously came out to cheer and cheer. Uncle Guo is a leader for the big guys, so he can fight against Da Sima. He must not let his old man fight alone. If you want to die, everyone will die together!

"Come on! Take Yan Kuan down for me!" Lü Bu was finally furious! "If you don't have a land deed, it's useless to build a city here! As you said, I went to build a palace in Shouchun City, and this Yangzhou is mine?" Yan Kuan pressed to the ground, and Yan Kuan yelled while struggling.

"What's the point for our family to build a courtyard here? Sili, Liangzhou's aristocratic family, who doesn't do this in their family? Everyone is generally dark, so don't laugh at fifty steps! You can clean me up. Dalang Yan, can you clean up all the family members in the world? Without the support of the family members, where is the soldier's money and food, what will your Lu Fengxian use to fight the world? Brother-in-law, wake up! I don't care if Dalang is offended, don't want to Offend the noble families in the world, then you will die miserably!"

"Hahahahahahaha!" Lu Bu laughed a long way. "What I miss most in my heart is the people of the world. I have never looked at the noble families! Those who are willing to follow suit, I treat them equally! Those who don’t want to follow me, do whatever they want, but don’t want to break me. The rules! Come here, take the river course of the public field strictly and privately, beat me twenty army sticks, and get rid of my part-time job!"

"Lv Fengxian, you are so cruel! Today, I am Yan Dalang who will fight with you! Come on, Hu Ben brothers, don't be polite! If I, Yan Dalang, call me, I am not the first dude in Luoyang City!" Yan Kuan Still the dude, he clenched his teeth, just didn't scream bitterly, after hitting five or six sticks, he rolled his eyes and fainted! However, the tigers and soldiers did not stop in the slightest, still beating stubbornly. "Seven, eight, nine, ten??????" The voice of the count was extremely cold.

Zuo Fengyi and the adults from Tanikou County stood behind Lu Bu, and when they glanced around, they saw that the people on the roofs and walls of twenty or thirty other courtyards around him disappeared. In a short while, many people appeared in the yard, men, women, and children, loading cars and demolishing houses, and people shouted that horses ran out of chaos, even more lively than the shopping malls in Luoyang.

It's better for Da Sima to speak well, one sentence is worth 10,000! Everyone gave a thumbs up.

"Da Lang, what do you think you can do? Your brother-in-law went, you just made a low price, just like this, you are not the one who suffers in the end?" Yan Yan wiped the cotton cloth with the liquid medicine. With the stick wound on Yan Kuan's buttocks, he kept screaming at him. "Sister, you don’t know about it. I did it deliberately. It’s hard to escape this disaster. How about playing a double role with my brother-in-law, playing the role of an arrogant brother-in-law, and so, also It's a crime."

Yan Kuan was lying prone on the couch, while eating the fruit in the glass cup, while talking leisurely. "Bah! Are you still poor?" Yan Yan knocked on his head with a thud. "I knew this before, why did you do it in the first place? Da Lang, don't you want to understand? This time you were smashed by Zhao Qian! Seeing how clever the man Kang Hou is, he just built a house inside. All of the furnishings and furnishings can be transported away in a car. It was completely removed within two hours, leaving an empty shell! The twenty or thirty families have not pushed you to the front. A shield? Da Lang, your boyish fault should really be changed!"

"Sister, what you said is right! My dude's problem should be changed. Zhao Qian cheated me, so why should I get back a thousand times in revenge." Yan Kuan's expression became serious. "Not only that, you must think behind closed doors these days, read more, read to nourish your breath. Da Lang, if you are good at studying and nourish your breath within half a year, you can take a good look at your face-saving problem. When the wind passes, Sister go and beg your brother-in-law again, and let you have a two-thousand-stone prefect!"

Yan Yan looked at her only direct younger brother, with deep emotion in her heart. "Look at Wei Erlang, who is now the governor in charge of the Youzhou state! When your brother-in-law appointed him as the first governor, I was still a little unconvinced. Now, it seems that your brother-in-law is really smart. Torch! You and Wei Erlang have been acquainted with each other since childhood, and now it is a world of difference! If you don’t move forward anymore, even if it’s your sister, I want to help you, your brother-in-law will definitely not listen anymore!” At this point, Yan Yan Sighed faintly.

"Sister, don't worry, Dalang Yan will definitely not be worse than Wei Erlang!" Yan Kuan said loudly, and he finally made up his mind.