Niu Fei Zai Xia

The special program of Singles Day, "I am the big winner of the Otaku" recording scene.

A otaku player named Wu Hao is attacking the prize pool in a wonderful way.

The voice of the host was quick and urgent: "Parents suddenly enter the house boy room and usually see what the children in front of the computer are doing?"

In the ten-second countdown of ticking, Wu Hao should quickly make a satisfactory answer to more than 60% of the audience.

His answer is full of connotations: "...the child is staring at the desktop of the computer!"

The electronic statistic shows that more than 60% of the audience believe that his answer is correct.

"The next question, what is the biggest difference between fever and anger?"

"...there is a fever, I want to wear clothes, I want to take off my clothes!"

“More than 60% think it’s a good answer! Continue to ask questions! Is it a human organ that never exists, but does not care whether men and women pay attention?!”

"Cleavage!"

"Miao answer! Ok, next question, you are about to hit a 100,000 yuan bonus! Before I want to ask, if you want to get a 100,000 yuan bonus, what will you do?"

"Go to the ancestral man's holy place Akihabara, buy a lot of GalGame and hand-made things!"

"Oh? You don't want to know the Japanese sister paper by the way?"

"Don't tell me those vulgar three-dimensional female creatures!" The tone of the stern, not afraid of offending the audience.

"...well, the next question, if you suddenly become a woman, that kind of three-dimensional female creature, what do you want to live on?"

“呃(⊙o⊙)?”

"Don't be surprised, this is the problem. You still have five seconds to think."

"Well, if it becomes a woman, I will..."

State ————————

In the exclamation, a ceiling lamp suddenly fell on the studio, and it was just right on Wu’s head.

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Wu Hao stared blankly at his imaginary body.

Seems like... dead? Become a soul?

A minute ago, I still had hands and feet, and I was participating in a Q&A program to fight for the aspiring otaku who shocked 100,000 soft sister coins.

But it seems that suddenly something has hit his head, and when he is awake, he has already walked through a tunnel that is constantly flashing black and white.

It's like a time tunnel.

It seems that his soul is walking through the time tunnel.

Before Wu Hao figured out the situation, a smoky thing suddenly appeared in the tunnel of time and space, wrapping his soul whole.

A mysterious mechanical smell of metal sounds.

[The soul confirms and begins to merge. This process is irreversible, the degree of integration is 1%, 2%, 3%......]

[...the degree of integration is 100% complete! 】

[The strongest evolutionary body and the fitter's soul are successfully assembled, and the body begins to recover...]

[Error! No battle drivers found! To be repaired. 】

[Start in safe mode, the survival probability is optimized in preparation...]

These are the information that echoes in the mind of Wu Hao.

It seems... I fit in with something?

Wu Hao tried to struggle.

[In the optimization of the survival probability of the organism, in the turbulent flow of space, the liquid mercury is automatically selected. 】

At this time, Wu Hao felt that she was softening...

Wu Hao did not think that he would slowly become a pool of mercury-like liquid, floating in the tunnel.

Although there is no such thing as eyes and body, he can clearly feel that he has become a pool of mercury.

嘭————

Suddenly, the time and space tunnel cracked a hole.

The palm of a super-large woman suddenly pierced the tunnel of time and space, and the nails of the red-red nails were still fragmented with fragments of time and space, and Wu Hao, who was fiercely caught in a mercury-like liquid.

This hand is grabbed, and it has a magnificent momentum, just like the Buddha's palm to the monkey.

[Extremely dangerous! The probability of escape is less than one percent! 】 Wu Hao heard the metalized sound just now, but with a sharp alarm.

Hey ---

The time-space tunnel broke open again, and a man’s huge palms came over and the danger blocked the grip of the woman’s hand.

Taking advantage of this fallacy, Wu Hao's body suddenly changed suddenly.

The mercury-like liquid fluttered in a flash, and it turned into a ray of light, bypassing the huge woman's hand and flashing into the depths of the tunnel.

[Photon escaping is completed, energy consumption is 99%, jumping cannot continue, random world falls...]

In the middle of the battle, Wu Hao felt himself plunging into a pool of water.

[Human life found! The maximum chance of survival is automatically selected! DNA and clothing evolution, 1%, 2%...]

Wu Hao did not respond at all. I didn't know how long it was. I only felt that I was lifted from the water.

Hey -

After the water came out, Wu Hao was rescued and the man was rudely thrown on the board.

It is the front deck of a large ship.

Wu Yu, who was in the wet water, opened his eyes and saw that the person who saved him was a middle-aged man dressed as an ancient knight.

At this time, the knight was full of energy, and the water stains on the clothes were shocked out of the clothes.

Internal strength? Wu Hao looked awkward.

But the internal strength is not so powerful. Is it the mysterious thing in some online novels?

After the knight dropped Wu Hao on the ground, he still groaned with something, but Wu Hao could not understand.

The metalized sound sounds again in the brain: [Language learning, 1%, 10%, 30%...]

What makes Wu Hao horrified is that the reading of language learning is terrible, and the words of the person have already begun to understand seven seven eight eight:

"Your mother... Received... Twelve silver... Save your sister... You actually wanted to defect last night... Fortunately, I found that I had caught it early... and the body of Yuanyin~www.wuxiaspot.com~ But you have taken the opportunity to throw in the river and want to escape! You died when you died, but I asked me how the face of Qingling Sanjie is?!"

what? What did he say?

Hello, is the translation wrong? Is your metal sound pirated?

Wu Hao took a long while and patted his head to wake up.

But he suddenly found out that he raised his hand, his arm was white and tender, and he brought up the powder sleeves of women's clothing.

No way? !

Wu Hao stunned his hands in front of his eyes.

The white skin of the girl...

Pat the face, touch the head ... smooth face, the ancient unmarried woman's hair style.

There is also a body... a delicate girl body.

I am going to go, this house boy has become a woman?

Miserable, the host is the crow mouth!

Next, do you really want to think...

A otaku has become a woman. What do you want to live on?

For a moment, Wu Hao suddenly remembered the nickname that he was laughed at when he was playing in elementary school: Wu Hao, reading separately, no JJ...

My day! Wu Hao wants to be better than a middle finger, but she is stunned.

呃(⊙o⊙)......... Is it not going to be a day? ! Can it be someone else? !