No, how did my electronic girlfriend become a sword fairy?

"How much will I have to pay if I blow up a hole in the square?"

Chen Huaian looked at the lawn in front of him and fell into deep thought.

Although he is still rich now, this amount of money is probably not enough to pay.

"Is there anything that I don't have to pay for even if I blow it up?"

Chen Huaian thought about it and finally came to a nearby garbage dump. At this moment, the garbage dump was almost full of residents' garbage, and the garbage truck had not had time to pick it up. Since it was all garbage, it should be okay to blow up a hole.

"Then, it's coming!"

Chen Huaian's eyes condensed, took a deep breath, reached into his bag with his index finger and ring finger, pinched a thunder and fire talisman, and then pulled it out suddenly.

biu～

The thunder and fire talisman flew half a meter and fell to the ground.

Chen Huaian: "..."

No, the talisman should be used with the formula.

He picked up the talisman and shouted coldly: "Wow! Hurry up and obey the command!"

biu～

The talisman flew half a meter and fell to the ground.

Is the formula wrong?

Chen Huaian frowned and shouted again:

"Condensation--!"

"Go!"

"Go!"

"Zi Tu~"

"Ah Duo Ni!"

"Ji Bi Ni!"

"Saipan--!!!"

The Thunder Fire Talisman fell to the ground again and again.

Chen Huaian fell into deep thought.

No, he didn't say any formulas in the game at all. It shouldn't be a problem with the formulas, but the posture is wrong!

What is the posture of the immortal throwing the talisman?

Chen Huaian posed several poses on the spot, including spinning shot put, running javelin, one-handed forehead tossing poker, one-handed salt throwing... No matter what action he used, none of them worked.

"Hehe, I am still too naive..."

Chen Huaian looked up at the sky, his eyes formed a sad 45-degree angle with the skyline, and laughed at himself: "There is no talisman, no immortal world, it's just a boring fantasy of a dying cancer patient."

A stray dog ​​passed by Chen Huaian's feet.

The dog sniffed Chen Huaian's shoes, his face suddenly changed, and he ran away whimpering as if he saw a ghost.

Chen Huaian was stunned, and a light flashed in his mind.

The talisman was triggered by falling on a living creature, which means it was not right to throw it directly. He lacked a specific target!

So what should he find as a target to try?

Subconsciously, the figure of Baji emerged in his mind.

In the room, Baji, who was sleeping on the sofa, suddenly shivered all over, and felt a chill from head to toe, but he looked around and didn't notice where the murderous intent came from.

"No, Baji is so cute, and small animals cannot be abused."

Chen Huaian, who was standing by the garbage dump, shook his head.

The murderous intent surrounding Baji also disappeared.

"Let's go to the vegetable market to buy a fish when we go back later."

This was the only feasible goal Chen Huaian thought.

Just think of this fish as something he was going to eat anyway.

Besides, to kill a fish normally, you need to scrape the scales and cut open the belly. If the talisman is activated, it will be very fast, and the fish will be carbonized in an instant. In this way, Chen is not considered to be abusing his life.

Chen Huaian, who was clear-minded, happily ran to the place where the old man practiced boxing, and sure enough, he saw the old man.

"Hey, young man, why didn't you come yesterday? I thought you were a three-minute enthusiasm." Old man Li saw Chen Huaian's turbid old eyes and suddenly brightened up. He was very sad to see Chen Huaian didn't come yesterday.

"Hahaha, how could it be, old Li, I was busy yesterday."

Chen Huaian used a selfie stick to set up the phone.

The moment he opened the game, his nose almost bleeds.

I saw that Li Qingran had changed into the pajamas she had just bought, the size was just right.

She sat on the bed, her face was as red as spilled cinnabar, and even her neck was full of it. The hair on her temples fell naturally, and her earlobes and half of her earlobes were hidden in it, like red jade stuffed in black silk.

She puffed up her cheeks and blew up her bangs, revealing her smooth forehead. Her slender neck supported her oval face. Her beautiful eyes were full of affection, and she occasionally looked at the beams as if expecting something.

As she raised her head, her delicate collarbones were fully revealed. They were pavilions and towers in the mountains, supported by the plump white jade mountains.

The valley was quiet but there was no spring scenery. There was a green emerald phoenix bird lying there, and the red rope was winding, which was a string of wintersweet petals in the snow.

Her waist was thin and not even a hand could hold. In the dim candlelight, with the swaying little feet, her waist also swayed gently, just like the breeze of the night.

Look at the little feet again, it's really...

"What are you looking at? It's pitch black."

Chen Huaian was startled, subconsciously covered the screen, and said with a wry smile: "No, nothing, I'm looking at the postgraduate entrance examination materials, aha, ahahaha..."

"You are still sensible. My grandson is about the same age as you. He is always thinking about starting a business. He lost 20 million and started another business!" Old man Li had a headache when talking about this matter, and he couldn't help shaking his head.

"Wait a minute? Old Li, what did you say just now?"

"I said my grandson started a business."

"The last sentence."

"Lost 20 million?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Chen Huaian's smile was 99% flattering: "Old Li, the pressure of starting a business is too great. I think it's too cruel to let your grandson bear it alone. Why don't I take it?"

"Well, it's not impossible." Old Li waved his hand: "The main thing is that my grandson is taking out loans."

Chen Huaian: "Then let's practice boxing."

The topic returned to boxing.

Chen Huaian forced himself not to look at Li Qingran, but to adjust the progress of the Qinglian Sword Classic. He was dumbfounded when he saw it.

He saw that the first 12 sword chapters of the Qinglian Sword Classic had all reached 99% of the initial glimpse, and they could enter the minor success with just a little more practice.

And the first move of the Qinglian Sword Classic, "Crossing the Wind and Breaking the Waves", and the second move, "Sword Light Out of the Box", had been unlocked and could be practiced.

"No, what happened?!"

Chen Huaian was confused.

He didn't remember practicing these.

How come they all reached minor success one by one?

Could it be that he was still practicing this in his dreams at night?

"Young man, I see that you seem to be very interested in swordsmanship."

Just as Chen Huaian was poking here and there to find the reason,

From the side came the voice of Mr. Li, who was a little bit boastful:

"I went back and studied it that day. The starting position you used before was the starting position of the sword technique, so I specifically reviewed the Tai Chi sword I learned before... How about it, are you interested in learning from me, an old man?"

Chen Huaian narrowed his eyes: "What do you mean, your sword technique is awesome?"

"Ahem~" Mr. Li raised his chin: "It's just average, probably ranked first in the whole province."

"Wow! So awesome!!"

Mr. Li was happy, patted Chen Huaian on the shoulder and said: "I can guarantee that you will want to call me Master immediately after watching me perform the sword technique once!"

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