No One Can Leave The Beginner’s Village

Yingzhao said: "It's so beautiful! No way, I have to give birth to a baby!"

The enlightened beast said: "Come on, it's just you? It looks like something with a strange shape. If you want to chase girls, you have to be me!"

Rare and proud raised his head and said: "Come on, you have nine heads on your body, like a tumor, who can like you? As long as there is someone who can like you, they won't be single for so many years. If you say handsome, You have to look at me!"

Lu Wu hehe said: "You are famous for being fast. Are you sure that people like you? If you want to be durable, it has to be me!"

"Stop talking nonsense, let's say hello together and see who she likes!" Yingzhao suggested.

The four guys nodded at the same time, and then pouted: "Yu!"

A rogue whistle successfully attracted the attention of the beauty, the beauty looked at these four strange-shaped things, and then the beauty turned around and came over!

The four beasts were immediately excited!

Yingzhao said: "She saw me, she saw me! She came after me!"

The enlightened beast said: "Don't talk nonsense, she must have taken a fancy to me! After all, I have nine heads!"

"Don't brag about the one with the long neck. It's useless no matter how long it is." Lu Wu flicked his tail: "She must have come after me!"

Rare said: "No, it came to me!"

"Your face looks like constipation, she will fall in love with you? Humph, he will not fall in love with you even if he sees a rabbit!" said the enlightened beast.

Rare was not convinced, just as he was about to say something, he heard the girl bending over excitedly, reaching out and hugging the rabbit who was still in a daze on the ground!

Then he gently hugged the rabbit tightly in his arms.

"Ow!" In an instant, the four big animals let out a wolf-like howl and howl!

"how is this possible?!"

"He actually fell in love with that rabbit?"

"Beautiful face and good figure, but unfortunately he is blind!"

"No reason!"

The four beasts roared in their hearts, and their eyes with envy and hatred were about to burst into flames.

Yi Zheng smiled, although it was a bit unexpected, but it was reasonable.

His appearance is synonymous with bad luck in the forest of life and death, but in this beautiful heaven, his furry and fleshy appearance is definitely a beauty killer!

Yi Zheng leaned on the woman's arms happily, and the eyes of the four big beasts were about to pop out.

Then the beauty spoke up, and a rough, hoarse, and dull male voice sounded: "Hey, little bunny is so cute."

In an instant, the eyes of the four big animals and the rabbit widened, and then the rabbit looked up at the beautiful woman, and the beautiful woman also looked at the rabbit, smiled, and said in that rude voice again: "Hello, little bunny! Self! Let me introduce, I am Ren Yao, the **** of yin and yang!"

"Ren Yao? Ren Yao... Shemale?!" Yi Zheng was dumbfounded, feeling nauseated in his heart.

"God of yin and yang! I remembered, isn't this the one with the male soul and female body during the day, and the one with the male soul and male body at night?" The enlightened beast couldn't help shouting out nine mouths at the same time.

When Yingzhao and the others heard it, they jumped back more than ten meters, opened the distance, and roared, "Don't come here!"

At that moment, Yi Zheng's face was black and black, and he wailed in his heart: "My Cao, this is really a monster!"

"Little Rabbit, don't listen to their nonsense. In fact, our family is a pure-blooded man! As for whether you are a man or a woman, it doesn't matter, I can do it!" After speaking, the God of Yin and Yang pouted and kissed him.

Yi Zheng was so frightened that his hair stood on end, and shouted, "Help!"

Snapped!

A thick slate was slapped on the face of the **** of yin and yang, and the **** of yin and yang was directly distorted by the facial features, his eyes were black, and his body was shot flying out like a ball.

At the same time, a tail swung over and rolled up Yi Zheng, and then the four guys ran away, digging up the smoke and dust...

After a long time, a stone tablet exploded, and at the same time, a resentful roar sounded: "Bastard! The face of Lao Tzu! God kill, than let me catch you! Ah... it hurts..."

In the distance, the five guys who ran for thousands of miles in one breath finally let out a sigh of relief.

This is the Heavenly Court, flying is prohibited, and the speed of running is also limited by the rules, so the distance of thousands of miles is not close, and it is not easy for the God of Yin and Yang to catch up.

Lu Wu put down Yi Zheng who was wrapped around his tail.

Yi Zheng hugged Lu Wu's thigh and cried with tears in his eyes: "Brother Lu, you are my brother! At the critical moment, you really shot!"

Lu Wu was a little embarrassed by what he said: "Uh, I'm just saving you. It's Yingzhao who beat the bricks."

Whoosh!

Snapped!

Yi Zheng stuck on Yingzhao's leg like a soft leather plaster: "Brother Ying, Brother Iron! My virginity was almost taken away by that pervert..."

Ying Zhao said: "My brother, you're welcome. By the way, where did we come from here? How come there are still cattle?"

Yi Zheng looked around. This place is different from the previous place. The previous place was full of pavilions and pavilions, and there were thousands of clouds and clouds in the sky...

But here, on the contrary, there are green mountains and green waters with pastoral fields, small bridges and flowing waters, and small Taoist temples. There is a cowshed outside the Taoist temple. He looked at them like a fool.

"Oh, that cow seems to be quite arrogant!" The nine heads of the enlightened beast were all unconvinced!

Yingzhao rolled up his sleeves: "I've never seen such an arrogant cow!"

Yi Zheng has also seen the strength of the four scourges. They are definitely better than the four heavenly kings, and even ordinary heavenly gods are not their opponents at all.

Thinking about it carefully, the West Kunlun is also a first-class secret realm among the heavens and the world. The four most powerful generals under the Queen Mother of the West, the world sent small advertisements and rumors, and the four guys were not killed, which means that the four guys were not killed. is absolutely powerful.

In addition, there is a death-free gold medal and a Kunlun mirror in his hand.

Yi Zheng's arrogance is incomparably big. As long as he doesn't hit the Lingxiao Palace, he feels that he should be able to walk sideways in this heavenly court.

So, he followed the two guys and said, "This cow is so arrogant, how can he be used to him? I think this hot pot is absolutely amazing!"

Lu Wu said: "Then what are you waiting for?"

Rare said: "It's not good to steal something?"

"What is stealing? We call it morning bull!" Ying Zhao said.

The enlightened beast said: "Come on!"

Then the five scourges nodded at the same time, and the next moment, the five guys roared and rushed to the bullpen!

Then I heard a bull roar: "Moo!"

The azure light bloomed, and the violent demon power swept the heaven and the earth, and then saw the bull man standing up, puffing up the tendons all over his body, and waving the bull's hooves with a fist to blast the strongest Lu Wu out. The cow grabbed the ankle and fell to the ground with a bang, stepping on its stomach with one foot, and Lu Wu let out a shrill scream.

The nine heads of the enlightened beast hadn't reacted yet, and the bull punched out nine fist shadows and madly outputted at his nine faces!

The enlightened beast suddenly wailed in unison with its nine heads, and then only the wailing remained.

Yingzhao slammed the hammer, the bull threw out a golden ring and took away the hammer, and then took the hammer and knocked on Yingzhao's forehead.

Rare ran away, but before taking off, the cow grabbed the hind leg, fell to the ground, and knocked it unconscious with a hammer.

After dealing with the four major scourges, the cow looked at the rabbit. Although the rabbit was cowardly, he couldn't just run away when the four brothers were beaten, so he gritted his teeth: "Kunlun Mirror!"

The Kunlun mirror came out to protect the whole body, he rushed over to save Yingzhao, Kaiming Beast, Lu Wu, Rare and others, but the Niu Jinhuan flicked and fixed the Kunlun mirror, Yi Zheng was dumbfounded.

Looking at the golden ring, and then at the green ox who rushed over and waved his fist, Yi Zheng exclaimed, "Are you the blue ox of Taishang Laojun?"

Qing Niu was delighted: "Oh, you little rabbit actually know about this king?"

Yi Zheng's heart trembled, and his heart was depressed for a while: "How could he not know about this Qingniu? This guy is the mount that followed the Taishang Laojun to become a Taoist. It is rumored that he is the general Jinsi of the demon clan's Heavenly Court period, and his strength is extremely powerful. His combat power is extraordinary. In Journey to the West, he used Taishang Laojun's diamond bracelet to collect the magic weapon of the gods in the world, and the Sun Wukong was powerless to fight.

It's just that Yi Zheng never dreamed that he would encounter such a thing! "

Hearing Qingniu's words, Yi Zheng had an idea and immediately shouted: "I know, you must know! Who doesn't know that you are a powerful and handsome General Jin Si!"

Qingniu was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said: "You little rabbit knows a lot, but I still have to kill you! Still want to catch Lao Tzu for hot pot? Today I will wash you all!"

Yi Zheng still wanted to explain, but he punched him in the face, and Yi Zheng was so frightened that he was scared to death. He had no ability to take this punch. At the juncture of life and death, he subconsciously shouted: "Lord Queen Mother of the West, help!"

As soon as the words fell, I saw the voice of the Queen Mother of the West coming from the Kunlun mirror fixed by the golden ring: "Jin Si, you dare to beat my people? Believe it or not, I peeled your skin?!"

Hearing this, Qing Niu suddenly stopped, and then hummed in dissatisfaction: "Lord Xiwangmu, they were the first to do it to me!"

I saw in that bronze mirror, Queen Mother of the West? The head portrait was magnified several times, and he roared: "So what? The old lady is just being unreasonable and protecting the calf. Do you have any problems?"

Qing Niu was immediately speechless, and said bitterly: "You are really old, as always... It's okay, I'll just let them go. But if they still make rude words..."

Before Qingniu could finish speaking, he saw Yingzhao, Kaiming Beast, Lu Wu, and Rare Four guys behind him shouting, "Mr. Xiwangmu is awesome!"

"Shut up! Even a cow can't beat a few wastes. I've given you so many pills for nothing! Come back, double the amount of medicine!" The Queen Mother of the West scolded angrily.

The four guys suddenly changed from shouting excitedly to being like eggplants beaten by frost, UU reading www. uukanshu.com froze, lowered his head, and did not dare to say a word.

Although the words of the Queen Mother of the West were unpleasant, Qingniu really did not dare to offend the ancestor, so he could only endure it: "Lord Queen Mother of the West, I will let them go."

The Queen Mother of the West snorted proudly: "In ten minutes, I won't be able to see them, I'll kill you!"

Qing Niu's old face turned black, and his heart roared: "What does this have to do with me? I'm just lying in the cowshed grazing, they did it first? Why do you feel like it's my fault now?"

His heart was mourning, but Qing Niu's movements were not slow at all, he waved his big hand, grabbed Yi Zheng, Ying Zhao and the others, soared into the sky, and went straight to the heavenly lake!

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There is one more chapter to make up during the day. The current state is not right, and the writing is not very good.

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