Number One Player of Time and Space

"Because my family is a dojo, I was forced to learn kendo by my father since I was a child." The side ponytail girl smiled helplessly, and her slightly rough fingertips subconsciously fiddled with the strap of the sword bag, "Uncle, you are a master of kendo, right? Although you don't have a weapon, I can feel the momentum of your shot, a bit like what my father said about the unity of man and sword..."

Luo Jie coughed awkwardly and diverted the topic.

The "unity of man and sword" that I know so far is just the effect of the title of the swordsman.

The subway arrived at the station again, the side ponytail girl bowed to Luo Jie again and got out of the car in a hurry, running up to the platform, she seemed to remember what she had forgotten, turned around and shouted loudly to Luo Jie in the carriage, but the voice was completely blocked by the noisy human voice. .

Only vaguely heard a few vague words "dojo, guest".

Luo Jie waved his hand politely out of the window, not taking this trivial matter to heart at all.

…

Ten minutes later, Luo Jie walked out of the subway station and walked all the way to the gate of a school.

Looking at the eight golden characters "Private Shenghua Women's College" on the plaque at the school entrance, Luo Jie raised his eyebrows slightly, walked over and rang the doorbell of the guard room.

"It's class time, who are you looking for?"

On the other side of the walkie-talkie was a woman's voice with a loud voice. With this voice alone, Luo Jie could imagine a heroic figure with a height and waist circumference of eight feet.

"I'm here to apply. I made an appointment with Principal Huang Liuhua online before."

"Got it, wait."

There was silence on the other side of the intercom.

Luo Jie was not in a hurry, standing patiently in the shadow of the gate, recalling all the information about this private Shenghua Women's College.

This school comes from the animation of the same name. It roughly tells the inspirational story of an uncle who was caught in a mid-life crisis. He applied for a life instructor in order to pay off his debts.

Hmm, really inspiring.

Luo Jie stumbled across the school's recruitment notice while browsing the local forum yesterday.

As I said before, he has no morals and cleanliness. As long as he can achieve his goals, he doesn't mind doing things that don't violate his bottom line.

What's more, teaching and educating people, preaching and dispelling doubts, is a very sacred thing in itself. serious face

Of course, in addition to solving the current debt crisis, Luo Jie chose to apply for a job at the private Shenghua Women's College, in fact, there is another purpose.

In the world of the kiss of the contract, disaster is a secret that only a few upper-class people in Belon City know about, and the private Shenghua Women's College happens to be the largest aristocratic girls' school in Belon City. The probability of disaster information is also higher.

Just as Luo Jie was simulating possible interview questions in his mind, a middle-aged man with gray temples and a fat figure also stopped at the gate of the private Shenghua Women's College.

The other party was stunned for a moment when he saw Luo Jie, then nodded and bowed subconsciously, looking like a cautious and weak old man.

Huh? Is this the anonymous uncle who met the protagonist of the plot?

Of course, calling him the protagonist uncle is just because this uncle is the protagonist of the higher department of Shenghua Women's College.

But in the context of the main world of the kiss of the contract, only Ogata Ogata, the soft-boiled man, is the real son of the plane with the aura of the protagonist. Other protagonists who enter the world will be automatically downgraded to ordinary, and will not be subject to the will of the big world. take care of.

"Uncle, are you also here to apply for a job?" Although Luo Jie was basically sure that he didn't admit the wrong person, he still confirmed it habitually.

"Uh, yes, I was just laid off recently, and I just saw the recruitment notice here." Uncle Anonymous is sincere, and has no consciousness of taking Luo Jie as a competitor, scratching his head and smiling: "Maybe we will be colleagues in the future, Don't call me uncle, I feel old all of a sudden."

"Don't, you can't mess with your seniority." Luo Jie hurriedly refused, he didn't intend to mix in the circle of uncles, "I'm only 28, uncle, you must be in your forties, right?"

"42 years old, my daughter is 14 years old."

"Then uncle, you are really old and strong..."

"Where where..."

Just as the two were standing at the door and talking to each other, the small iron door beside the door suddenly opened.

"I have confirmed with the principal that two people will apply for the job today. Since you are all here, let's go in together... Walk along the main road. The top floor of the teaching building is the principal's room."

"Thank you."

After Luo Jie entered the door, he glanced curiously into the guard's room, but unfortunately the window was covered with a reflective sunshade film, and in the end he couldn't see the true face of the strong woman.

Along the tree-lined road surrounded by cherry trees, Luo Jie and Uncle Anonymous walked into the teaching building with bright windows and clean windows. The sound of a young girl reading Lang Lang was faintly heard in the spacious corridor, and the whole person's heart seemed to be purified at this moment. sublimation.

"Thinking back then, I too..."

Uncle Anonymous was in love with the scene, and seemed to be planning to sigh, but was suddenly interrupted by Luo Jiesha's scenery.

"Uncle, do you want to go to the toilet together?"

"Ah, oh... well, I do get a little nervous."

Although the private Shenghua Women's College is a girls' school, not all faculty members are women, so each floor has a small bathroom dedicated to men.

Luo Jie deliberately walked behind Uncle Anonymous, placed the "cleaning" warning sign placed at the door of the bathroom at the door ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and then inserted the latch.

However, Uncle Anonymous was completely unaware of what was happening behind him, and was still talking to Luo Jie in a familiar way.

"Ye Mo-jun, we really hit it off. After this application is over, we must find an izakaya..."

Before the words were finished, Uncle Wuming only felt that a small knife with a deep cold air was pressed against his waist.

Luo Jie's tone suddenly became machine-like without any emotion.

"Take off your pants, grab yourself."

…

fifteen minutes later.

Uncle Anonymous leaned against the wall and walked out of the bathroom trembling with sweat, looking at Luo Jie full of fear and incomprehension.

"Don't be nervous, I don't have any strange hobbies." Luo Jie leaned on the shoulders of Uncle Anonymous like a close friend, showing a friendly smile, "There is no surveillance in the bathroom, so even if you tell what happened just now, I will not I'll admit it...you know what I mean?"

Uncle Anonymous was in a cold sweat and nodded, seemingly understanding.

He doesn't want to think about that hellish quarter of an hour now, he just wants to get away from this lunatic as soon as possible.

It's even more impossible to call the police, and even if the police come, they won't be able to convict that kind of strange thing.

"No, I don't think you understand. I'll bring some presents to my uncle's house another day? By the way, see Madam Ling and the lovely Lihua niece?"

"No, no, I understand that nothing happened just now. After so long, I got lost on campus."

Luo Jie nodded in relief, the sage's time really helped to improve his comprehension.

"Okay, uncle, you are now out of low-level fun, and your spiritual realm has also been sublimated. You can apply for a job, add fuel!"