Odd Containment Specialist

Chapter 244 The Half-baked Panda Teacher

"You need to set up a delayed ritual, set it up during the Blood Dynasty, and then start to take effect now. Another thing is to kill a monster, a monster that survives in multiple time periods at the same time." Shangguan Yan threw the information in front of Xia Shou.

"Take Ke Hen with you this time. When you reach the 16th century, you will know her use. Now go to the administrative department to apply for some equipment. I have already written a note for you." Xia Shou picked up the information and had a new idea in his mind.

Shangguan Yan mentioned the level of appeal just now, which reminded Xia Shou.

Others have to rely on the level of appeal to ask for things from the Control Bureau, but he can directly let Su Weiyu steal from the Control Bureau, maybe he doesn't have to buy the Blood God Relics from the club!

But should he do this... This kind of stealing will affect other finishers... What if those forbidden objects save the life of a finisher at a critical moment?

Xia Shou walked out of the door and saw that the floor tiles of the original office had all disappeared, turning into an empty abyss. Baihe and Goro were both floating on the abyss to work. Alice's fingers on his neck slowly tightened, reminding him that these were all illusions.

Xia Shou stepped on the suspended cliff as if nothing had happened and walked out of the office door...

Su Weiyu stood in front of a panda. The panda was sitting on a special office chair like a human, wearing myopic glasses, and constantly writing documents with its paws that were completely unsuitable for typing on the keyboard.

This is the national treasure of the Control Bureau, an abnormal body that is extremely friendly to humans [Half-baked Panda Teacher].

Panda Teacher is completely the same as an ordinary panda at the physiological level, but when using tools, it will show an IQ close to that of humans.

The experimental results show that it can basically do ordinary jobs that mediocre people can do, and its comprehensive performance is around the average level.

Of course, this is not its strength. The reason why this panda is valued by the Control Bureau is that it can use all tools and forbidden objects below level 4 at will, and understand the basic usage of those forbidden objects.

Every time the Control Bureau obtains a forbidden object, but has no idea how to use it and its specific effects, it will come here to ask Teacher Panda to demonstrate it. If Teacher Panda is unwilling to demonstrate, the effect of this forbidden object will often cause certain harm to the user and surrounding life forms.

"Hi~ Teacher Panda!" Su Weiyu pushed open the door, walked into the special office full of bamboo fragrance, and moved a chair next to the panda and sat down.

The panda glanced at Su Weiyu, clumsily held a writing sign, and raised it: [What's up? ]

"You are still as boring as before." Su Weiyu sighed helplessly.

Teacher Panda is always like this, only focusing on the use of tools. All other habits are the same as pandas. Except for being more friendly to humans, it does not understand humans. Although the panda wearing glasses and typing on the keyboard looks very anthropomorphic, it is essentially a panda, not a human.

It drinks coffee, uses human computer tools, and even reads books, but these are all due to its abnormal characteristics. Reading books does not mean that it is learning, and using computers for work does not mean that it understands the meaning of this job.

Teacher Panda's desires are the same as those of ordinary pandas. When there are no tools to use, it is an ordinary panda, eating bamboo, sleeping, bathing, playing with other pandas, and mating with female pandas.

It has never tried to integrate into human society, nor has it shown any tendency in this regard.

All behaviors of using text, reading books, and using computers and mobile phones are external manifestations given by abnormal characteristics.

But it is precisely because Teacher Panda is not considered a human that we can see her.

Although Su Weiyu thinks that 678's words are more interesting than Teacher Panda, she likes Teacher Panda more... because she is very cute.

"Teacher Panda, how do you use this thing?" Su Weiyu took out the coral crown and handed it to the panda.

This action immediately triggered the other party's abnormal body characteristics. It immediately stopped typing on the keyboard, looked at the coral crown with curious eyes like black beans, and then stretched out its inflexible paws and hooked the coral crown with one claw.

Then, it put the crown on its head, walked to the straw pile on all fours, lay on the straw pile, and closed its eyes.

"What does this mean? Wear it when sleeping?" Su Weiyu asked curiously.

The panda nodded silently and closed his eyes again, as if he was going to take a nap.

Su Weiyu squatted beside the panda and waited for half an hour, then gently poked the other party's furry black eye circles. After confirming that the panda had fallen asleep, he observed the surroundings again, but did not find any strange changes.

"It seems that only the user will feel the changes of the forbidden object..."

"Since Teacher Panda has used it, it is a forbidden object with no harm."

Su Weiyu waited patiently, and after a while, the phone rang.

She didn't even need to check the caller ID, because apart from the phone company using machines to dial indiscriminately, only Xia Shou would call her.

"A Shou, are you in the office now? I'll come to you in a while, I have something else to do now."

"Did you have insomnia yesterday?"

"I drank a cup of coffee last night." Su Weiyu said embarrassedly.

Of course, she wouldn't say that she was late because she dreamed of a strange red room.

"It's okay. There are plenty of opportunities to follow Little Red Riding Hood, and I don't think Little Red Riding Hood will meet her employer in the next two days. By the way, I heard some rumors about the Sea of ​​Thirst and Debauchery at the club yesterday. The payment method for tickets in that sea area is different from that in other sea areas..."

Xia Shou repeated what he heard from Ximen Qing yesterday in detail.

After listening, Su Weiyu understood that this coral crown was the ticket given to her by the Thirst Fang.

To be precise, this is a tool for printing tickets, and the method of printing is to use it continuously.

"In addition, I have something to ask of you." Xia Shou's voice came from the phone again, and Su Weiyu heard that the other party was a little anxious.

"Why are you being polite to me? Just say it directly." Su Weiyu smiled.

"I want you to follow the minister, preferably for a long time." Xia Shou said.

"I thought it was a big deal, but it's easy, leave it to me!" Su Weiyu responded readily.

After saying that, Su Weiyu saw Teacher Panda's eyelids move, so she hurriedly said to Xia Shou: "No more talking, I'll go to your place in ten minutes, hang up first!"

She put down her phone, then reached out and carefully took off the coral crown from Teacher Panda's head, observing the specific changes after the other party used the coral crown.

Teacher Panda's spirit was a little sluggish, and some changes had occurred in his body. He stood up staggeringly and walked towards the pool full of tender bamboo shoots.

Su Weiyu sniffed and smelled some subtle strange smells in the air. He immediately understood what happened and frowned in disgust.

"Are you kidding me? Isn't this the effect of this forbidden object? Teacher, can you explain it in detail?"

Teacher Panda ignored Su Weiyu at all, walked straight to the pool, half of his body was soaked in it, and then he held the tender bamboo shoots and started to eat them.

"Tell me, you dreamed of the female panda yourself, right? It has nothing to do with this crown." Su Weiyu asked suggestively.

This answer naturally won't get a response. The reason why the panda teacher is called the "half-bucketed panda teacher" is that although it can use strange props that humans don't understand, the way it uses them is very rough.

At this time, its ability to summarize will also become very weak, so it is called a half-bucketed teacher.

Su Weiyu saw that the panda was silent, just quietly looking at her with its black bean-like eyes, as if saying: "I'm just a panda, what do you want me to answer?"

Su Weiyu pursed her lips and said helplessly: "Forget it, thank you anyway."

She picked up a bamboo shoot from the side and casually scraped it twice, peeled it and threw it to the other party to show her gratitude.

Although the specific effect of the coral crown is unknown, at least she already knows how to use it. More specific details of use can only be tried by herself.

Su Weiyu wrapped the coral crown with cloth, put it in the backpack behind her, and walked out of the breeding room.

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