One Piece: What If Kaido Did Sit-Ups

Flower City, Underground Prison.

Looking at the unruly and provocative look on the other person's face, Jin didn't have much emotion. After staring at him for a while, he said: "I have no interest in fighting with the prisoners for the time being. You'd better be honest with me." Pick it up and eat it!”

Zoro said angrily: "I told you, I won't eat this kind of thing!"

Sanji also said calmly: "I won't put this kind of terrible food in my mouth!"

Jinbei said in a deep voice: "I refuse too!"

Franky even screamed strangely: "Oh, I'm sorry, little brother! I have no intention of becoming a landlubber!"

Jhin glanced at their expressions, surprisingly calm, and continued: "It doesn't matter, I have already guessed that this would be the case! So, I will tell you what I will do next!"

"Huh?" Everyone frowned, having a bad premonition.

Then, Jhin pointed at Nami, who had been huddled in the corner silently, and said lightly: "I will drag that woman out and count only 10 times. After this time, as long as one of you has not eaten, I will cut it off." She has one arm! If the two of us don’t eat it, then chop off another leg!”

"To be honest, I hope none of you will eat it so I can have one more collection!"

Everyone looked shocked, and Nami, who had always been frightened, turned pale. If that happened, she would rather die, but she was also unwilling to ask her friends to sacrifice for her.

Sanji, who has always been graceful, couldn't help but scolded: "Are you still a man when you treat a lady like this?"

Jhin said matter-of-factly: "What's the difference between men and women? They're both just skins made of flesh and blood!"

Zoro said solemnly: "Hey, featherless birdman! After all, you are also an opponent that I value. Do you only have this kind of grace? Don't let me look down on you too much!"

There were a few bloodshot eyes under Jhin's mask. He was obviously angry at last, but he quickly calmed down and changed his words: "Well, let's change it to the long nose! You don't seem to care about him that much!"

This time it was Usopp who was shocked, almost dripping with cold sweat all over his body.

Everyone in the Straw Hats also had ugly expressions.

Zoro hit the iron cage hard at this time, and the iron bars mixed with seastone actually appeared to bend, making Jhin frown, obviously a little more worried about his recovery.

Zoro raised his head again, stared at him and said, "If you must chop, come and chop me! Don't touch them!"

"Zoro, no! What are you talking about!" Nami, Usopp and others hurriedly stopped him.

Jin, who was always taciturn, actually let out a dull chuckle, then bent down to get closer to the other person, staring at him without blinking and said: "Even if I chop them all down, I won't touch a single hair on you!" At least not until I avenge my shame!"

"Avenging shame is not just about words!" Zoro grinned.

Jhin stood up straight and continued: "It seems that you would rather die than surrender. You are really a bunch of idiots asking for trouble! You might as well learn from Nicole Robin, she is a smart woman!"

"What do you mean?" Everyone was shocked.

"She has officially decided to surrender to Mr. Kaido, and she also asked me to bring you a sentence, only four words..." Jhin continued to explain.

"Don't resist!"

The Straw Hat Crew was completely shocked, even Kira, Bebo and others looked surprised.

Nami, who had always been timid, said excitedly and loudly: "You lied, Robin will never betray us! And he will never say such a thing!"

The equally timid Usopp and Chopper also said yes.

Jhin sneered and said nothing.

Zoro also looked confused and silent at this moment.

At this time, Sanji acted particularly calmly. He looked at the other party and asked, "Hey, can you guarantee that this was said by Miss Robin herself? You didn't process and add the ingredients yourself, right?"

Jhin said: "This is not an important secret. I have no need to deceive or hide it from you! At least Black Maria claimed to me that this was said by the woman herself!"

Sanji stopped asking questions and instead stared at the fruit on the ground.

Jhin looked at his pocket watch and said seriously again: "You have wasted a lot of my time! Now, I will use my own way!"

"Drag that long nose out!" He gave the order directly to the soldiers, obviously he meant it.

When everyone was resisting fiercely, Sanji actually grabbed the fruit on the ground and took a bite, which immediately silenced everyone around him.

"Sanji? What are you doing? That thing is inedible! It will harm you for the rest of your life!" Nami was shouting hysterically at this time.

"Sanji!..." Usopp burst into tears.

Jhin looked at this scene with a sneer.

Sanji ignored it and chewed the whole fruit and swallowed it. He retched for a while and laughed, "Uh-huh, this thing is really harder to swallow than I thought!"

Then, Zoro, who had been silent for a long time, actually grabbed a fruit, stared at it for a while, and said seriously: "Even if I become a landlubber, it can't stop me from pursuing the peak of swordsmanship!"

He took a bite without any hesitation, and no one even had time to stop him.

Next was Jinbei. When he saw the behavior of the two, he also understood and reached out to pick up one.

Brook on the side quickly stopped and said: "Mr. Jinbei, you are a fish man! If you can't swim, the rest of your life will be so painful!"

Jinbei said with a carefree smile: "Just because I am a fishman, there is nothing to be afraid of! Even if I fall into the sea, I won't drown. You can be the last one to catch me!"

Although Franky did not understand their thoughts at the end, he was so excited at the moment that he picked up a fruit and swallowed it in one gulp, smiling with tears in his eyes: "Oh, I will never lose to you brats! "

Seeing that it was a done deal, Nami and Chopper hid their faces and cried bitterly. Usopp, who blamed himself so much, kept beating the wall with blood stains on his fingers, which failed to offset the pain in his heart.

Jhin looked at the people who had consumed the fruit and laughed uncontrollably, also showing expressions of satisfaction.

At this time, the soldier beside him pointed at Beibo and others and said, "Lord Jin, none of them are ability users! Do you need..."

Jin glanced at it coldly and said, "Them? Let's just save it!"

Bebo and others, who were shocked by the misfortune encountered by the Straw Hat Crew, woke up. They were both thankful and unwilling, and loudly said: "What do you mean, you bastard? Are you looking down on us?"

"That's right!" Jhin led the soldiers and left without looking back.

In the prison, the laughter of Zoro and the others echoed endlessly. This is the most vicious curse of the artificial Devil Fruit. After taking the failed product, once you want to speak, you will laugh uncontrollably, and you will never be able to get rid of it for the rest of your life.

At this moment, Yamato, who was deep in the prison, could hear all this clearly, and his body was shaking constantly.