One Piece: What If Kaido Did Sit-Ups

Rabbit Bowl, Quarry.

During the lunch break, both the prisoners and the guards breathed a sigh of relief because this week's quota had been met ahead of schedule. This was the rare moment of leisure.

Almost all the food supplies for the prisoners were gathered here at the Straw Hat Crew, because Zoro, Sanji, and Jinbei behaved so horribly, and they were gathering together for a banquet at the moment.

Kira, Bebo and others also got quite a surplus of food due to their considerable strength.

This makes the hungry and tired prisoners around him particularly envious.

Later, after filling their stomachs, the Straw Hat Crew actually distributed their remaining food to other prisoners, which moved these desperate people.

The jailers dared not speak out in response to this unruly behavior.

At this time, their "anticipated" big sign, Quinn, finally appeared, with a bounty of 1.32 billion Baileys for the plague disaster.

As the only big sign who can sing and dance, Quinn has to lead his men in the iconic "FUNK" dance every time he appears.

Unexpectedly, at this time, Duopeng ran out without a second thought, knelt down in front of him and cried: "Master Quinn, those guys took away all my rice balls and distributed the food to the prisoners! They are simply ..."

Before he finished speaking, Quinn kicked him in disgust and scolded him disdainfully: "How dare you appear in front of me, such an embarrassing thing!"

Immediately, his extremely fat body jumped high into the sky, spinning and dancing extremely lightly. Then he smashed the high platform into dust and led his two female subordinates in a funny and dynamic personal dance.

Prisoners and guards were attracted by the music and dancing.

Zoro and others also gathered around to watch the fun.

The real fighters and soldiers of Beasts Pirates fell into an inexplicable frenzy, waving flags and cheering for Quinn crazily.

Sanji frowned and asked, "What the hell is he doing? That idiot!"

Zoro looked around and said without hesitation: "Isn't it just a very ugly dance? Are they so excited?"

Quinn and others on the stage were immediately embarrassed, and the music stopped abruptly.

The jailers in the audience were dumbfounded, looking at the faces on the big signboard with great horror.

Unexpectedly, Quinn chewed his cigar, blew out two smoke rings, and said with a calm smile: "Guys who don't understand art are not worthy of appreciating my dancing!"

Sitting down on his exclusive sofa, Quinn dusted off his cigarette and asked, "Babanuji, please report on your work in the past week!"

Babanuki immediately reported: "This week's quota has been exceeded. The following are the prisoners who have performed extremely well, namely Roronoa. Zoro, Vinsmoke. Sanji, Jinbei, Kira and others!"

Quinn said calmly: "Then they must have received a lot of meal tickets!"

Babanuki replied: "Yes, because so many prisoners have never received so many meal stamps at one time, our food distribution has become uneven. Even the food of jailers and cadres has been misappropriated!"

Quinn immediately scolded: "Are you idiots? How can there be a prison where the prisoners are well-fed and the guards are hungry! Do they have to redeem all the meal tickets they have?"

"Do prisoners still count as humans? They are nothing more than rats and cockroaches. They just need to be hungry to death! Working here for the rest of their lives is their highest life value!"

Babanuki and others were reprimanded so much that they dared not speak out.

At this time, Zoro in the audience said coldly: "Hey, dancing balloon! Your logic is too stupid! If you despise prisoners so much, why don't you do your own work!"

The jailers were so frightened that they dared not say a word.

Quinn bit his cigar and smiled: "I know you, pirate hunter, right? I heard that you gave that bastard Jhin a good lesson. For the sake of helping me vent my bad breath, this I won’t argue with you this time!”

"But listen to me, all of you! No matter how majestic or powerful you were before, as long as you come here, you must obey my management! Otherwise, I will educate your childish thoughts!"

Sanji looked at him and asked calmly: "What if you don't listen? We have worked according to the regulations, so we should get the corresponding reward!"

Quinn grinned at this moment, and then said to his subordinates: "Hey, listen up! From today on, the prisoners' food will be rationed. If someone exceeds this amount, all the remaining prisoners will have no food!"

"In addition, all prisoners can only eat food obtained through their own labor. Anyone who dares to take a bite of food given by others will be executed immediately!"

The prisoners immediately turned pale.

"As expected of Mr. Quinn!" The jailers cheered repeatedly.

They don't dare to provoke Zoro and others, but they are good at dealing with other prisoners.

At this time, Babanuki frowned and said: "Sir Quinn, there will indeed be no problem with food supply in this way, but if we really do this, those powerful guys won't work so hard, and it will be difficult to achieve our targets! "

Quinn glared at him and cursed: "Am I too conscientious and have turned you guys into pig brains? You don't know how to treat them differently! Give all those guys who have outstanding performance a ratio of 100:1 Just come and redeem your meal tickets!"

"Aren't they very capable? Laozi lets them do it as much as they can!"

Babanuki and others suddenly realized it, and then their brows relaxed, and they were once again in awe of Quinn's ability.

At this time, Zoro and others' expressions also darkened.

Sanji said coldly: "You bastard, you've gone too far!"

Quinn then turned her eyes to him and said slowly: "I almost forgot about you, Judge's son! You have really inherited the Vinsmoke family's bad temper perfectly!"

Sanji kicked off his shoes and said calmly: "Then do you need me to help you remember it again? You bastard without grace!"

Sanji's heavy defeat of Quinn in the Onigashima War was also known to everyone in the Rabbit Bowl, but no one dared to mention it in front of him.

Quinn also had blue veins on his face and smiled viciously: "Don't think that you can be arrogant with me just because you took advantage of me once. This is Laozi's territory! You don't have any chance of winning now. If you don't believe it, just try it as you wish. Got it!"

He then loudly ordered: "Prepare me for the Hell Sumo! I will fight in person!"

The jailers were startled and immediately started to act excitedly.

At this time, Straw Hat Crew began to worry about Sanji. After all, their current state could not be compared with before.

Zoro even frowned and said, "Hey, curly eyebrows! Don't be impulsive. That guy is despicable and powerful! You are not in your prime now!"

Sanji smiled confidently and said, "Don't worry, I just went over and kicked him a few times to vent my anger!"