Online Game Doomsday: I Became An Npc

Such human high-quality women court themselves,

He still refuses?

This may be a serious illness!

"But...my body and mind are healthy..."

Zhou Zechuan whispered softly:

"It should... be healthy..."

Currently the most troublesome thing for Zhou Zechuan,

Still a memory problem.

Why,

He can't remember at all?

Are you out of your mind?

Zhou Zechuan chatted with colleagues around him,

Get some information.

Knowing the reasons for rejecting such high-quality human women,

Turned out to be self-demanding/demanding too much!

AKA - low self-esteem.

Zhou Zechuan has no house and no car.

With a fixed salary every month, the moonlight family.

daily work,

They are all working hard for a better life for landlords and bosses.

Summarize,

He is not only handsome,

Useless man.

"I felt inferior because of the bad conditions.

So you didn't agree to the pursuit of such a high-scoring girl?

What shit!!!

!!!!

How am I so noble?!

Can't I talk about love first, and then talk about it when I'm happy?!"

Zhou Zechuan began to doubt life.

These colleagues described,

How could it be me?

"and,

I have a decent college degree anyway,

As for being so bad?"

Zhou Zechuan narrowed his eyes, feeling more and more understanding in his mind.

【SAN value: -5%】

"My condition is so poor,

That girl with a high score can also see me

Are you really hungry for my body?"

Zhou Zechuan scratched his neck, feeling inexplicably humiliated.

When will men stand up?

When can we not be materialized!

Zhou Zechuan thought of going to Weibo to punch a few times!

"Xiao Chuan, it's time for a meeting! Are you still sitting here in a daze?"

A passing colleague reminded me.

"Oh! Come right now!"

Zhou Zechuan nodded.

He entered the meeting room with the notebook materials prepared by "myself".

into the conference room,

Zhou Zechuan noticed the middle-aged man next to the projector at first sight.

Bald, potbellied, with a pair of glasses.

It's almost the same as the yellow hair, dog leashes, and tattoos of social people.

Very facial image of the boss.

Even though the middle-aged man in front of me looks strange,

Zhou 173 Zechuan also judged it at a glance.

He must be a company executive!

Glancing at the signature of the PPT on the screen,

Zhou Zechuan called out cordially:

"Hello, Mr. Wang!"

Mr. Wang waved his hand and signaled Zhou Zechuan to sit down.

When all the staff arrives,

Mr. Wang manipulated the PPT to turn the page and said:

"We are really legendary and we are going to add a new server soon.

A new publicity program is now needed,

 …

To cultivate more new users.

It has been a week since the notification was issued,

It's time to give me a plan. "

As soon as Mr. Wang finished speaking,

The staff at the meeting turned their heads to look at Zhou Zechuan in unison.

"??????"

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"You're all looking at me/why?

Am I not just a small employee of the company?"

Zhou Zechuan was puzzled and looked at his notebook.

There is indeed a PPT file of "True Legendary New Server Propaganda Plan" on it.

open it up,

[One knife 999, equipment recovery in seconds, super VIP will be sent online... 】

It's all stuff like that.

"Is this company really making legendary games?!"

Zhou Zechuan was dumbfounded again.

And he also made this kind of publicity plan for this game?

Let your friends know this,

It will be directly socialized to death!

【SAN value: -10%】

Zhou Zechuan clicks on the "True Legendary New Server Propaganda Plan".ppt file,

Direct Shift+Delete,

delete permanently!

this thing,

No face to look at for a second!

As soon as the file was deleted, Mr. Wang asked with a smile:

"Xiao Chuan, everyone is pointing at you.

It seems that you have any good ideas?"

【SAN value: -3%】

Zhou Zechuan took a deep breath,

After stabilizing his mind, he replied:

"To pit...

To cultivate new users,

it's actually really easy.

Just let old users recruit people on WeiQ!”

Mr. Wang shook his head when he heard this, and said:

"Old brings new activities, we have done it before.

The effect is not very ideal. (cddd)”

"The effect is not ideal, because there are too few gifts!"

Zhou Zechuan recalled the routine of a certain shopping software,

continued:

"We can invite new players from old users,

Directly send 1000 yuan treasure cash withdrawal opportunity!

Participate in the activity, and send 900 ingots as a basis,

pull a new player,

You can draw more ingots.

Collect all 1000 ingots,

Then withdraw 1,000 Yanguo currency directly!

Guarantee full publicity effect!"

Mr. Wang glanced at Zhou Zechuan, and Chen Sheng said:

"Of course I know that such a publicity effect will be good,

But how can the company spend so much money on it?

An old user will have to scrape away our 1000 Yan Guocoin,

Not only can we not make money, but the company has to lose money!"

"How could it be so easy to get 1,000 ingots...

We can set the difficulty of getting ingots in the lottery!"

Zhou Zechuan reminded.

"It is too difficult to draw ingots,

Will the enthusiasm of old players be greatly reduced?"

Some other employees questioned.

"so,

Depends on how to set,

In order to ensure that the old players are motivated,

And it's not so easy to collect 1000 ingots!"

Zhou Zechuan smiled and explained:

"At the beginning of 900 ingots,

It can be set to invite a new player to draw a lottery,

5~10 ingots will be given away in the lottery.

Wait until the number of ingots reaches 950,

Players who invite new users can only get 1~5 ingots by drawing lots.

This is definitely within the player's tolerance. "

"1~5 ingots, isn't it easy to reach 1000?"

Another employee chimed in.

"Can you listen to me first and don't interrupt?"

Zhou Zechuan smacked his mouth and continued:

"Keep the odds of the draw like this,

Let the number of ingots of the players reach 999.

Just when the players thought they would collect 1,000 ingots for the next lottery draw.

Snapped!

congratulations,

Obtained 0.1 ingot!

Do you think players will simply close the event interface?

wrong!

They have pulled people from 900 ingots to 999,

How could it be possible to give up!

They'll be cursing,

While continuing to attract new users!"

"Then reach 999.9 ingots,

Discover,

There is even a lucky draw with 0.01 ingots!"

An employee took Zhou Zechuan's words and said.

"right!

But not quite right!

It would be too discouraging to directly set up a lottery with 0.01 ingots.

We can send them raffle points.

What they draw out is not ingots,

Rather points!

As long as you collect 100 points,

It can be exchanged for an ingot.

But they didn't expect 100 points,

There are also 0.1 points, 0.01 points!

If you really have the willpower, the emperor will fill up 1,000 ingots.

The propaganda he helped us do,

It definitely exceeds the value of the 1,000 Yan Kingdom coins!

The price/performance ratio of this kind of publicity,

It's like throwing money at a star to make a promotional video,

"I am slag ash, if you are a brother, come and chop me off"

Or buy a browser splash screen pop-up window is much better!

"Hahaha! Not bad!!!

This plan is great!!!

The promotion of the new server is based on this design!!!"

Mr. Wang was very satisfied, his stomach trembled from laughing:

"Xiao Chuan, I have always believed in your ability!

This month's performance...

Give you an extra 100!

I hope that other employees can also be like Xiaochuan, because the company has a history!"

Zhou Zechuan couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard that.

Add 100 performance,

You are so generous!

【SAN value: -2%】

Zhou Zechuan noticed the email about job transfer in his notebook.

It was the pie that Mr. Wang drew for him half a year ago.

It is said that there is a good plan that has brought benefits to the company.

He can be transferred to the position of department head.

As a result, this pie,

After drawing for half a year, I haven't eaten it yet.

This time, I copied the promotion plan of a certain shopping software.

Finally, the so-called "bringing benefits to the company" can be achieved!

after the meeting,

Zhou Zechuan approached Mr. Wang and mentioned the matter.

Mr. Wang patted Zhou Zechuan on the shoulder solemnly and said:

"Don't worry, it will be your turn soon!

Young people, don't keep thinking about getting promoted and getting rich.

Ability is the most important thing!"

【SAN value: -5%】

Zhou Zechuan had a smile on his face,

In fact, I have already cursed in my heart:

"Don't worry?

You have to wait until your relatives have enough fun to resign, right?!"

According to Zhou Zechuan's information,

I have already had two chances of appreciation being snatched away by the relatives of the boss who were airborne.

Mr. Wang is worried that Zhou Zechuan has emotions,

Slowly said:

"With your ability, don't be a department head in the future.

It's my seat, you can sit there.

Your qualifications are not enough now.

What is needed is time and willingness. "

"belch..………"

big pie,

It's almost killing me!

Zhou Zechuan didn't say anything more,

back to your station,

He glanced at the several A's on the phone

PP.

If it weren't for... borrowing an online loan and needing to repay it.

I've resigned so naked!

What am I doing with an online loan?

Why can't I remember this?

It seems that I can't stay up all night recently.

You're going to have dementia in your youth!

With the continuous decrease of SAN value,

Zhou Zechuan felt that his brain was really becoming more and more like a paste.

Thinking became dull.

"Hey, what are you thinking?"

A gust of fragrant wind,

The OL colleague pretending to be a female came over,

The distance to Zhou Zechuan was very close.

"It's nothing, I just passed the plan in my mind.

Zhou Zechuan replied.

The female OL colleague smiled and said:

"The plan you just made is really good!

I bring into the player's perspective,

Already want to send you the blade!"

"Fortunately, I just copied Pin Xixi's promotional activities."

"Fighting Xixi? What is that?"

"Pin Xixi, don't you know?

A well-known shopping platform that sells fake goods!"

"There are also shopping platforms that specialize in selling counterfeit goods?

How come I haven't heard of...

The only shopping platforms I know are Jingbao and Taodong.

"Jingbao? Taodong?"

Zhou Zechuan heard the words, and directly leaked the black question mark face:

"I really doubt that we are people living in different worlds.

The OL female colleague heard this, frowned and said:

"You have rejected me on this ground,

Cannot be used again!!!"

"??????"

"Come on, it's lunch time.

Let's go to the shaved ice shop on the first floor of the office building.

I invite you to eat shaved ice!"

The OL pretended to be a female colleague and took Zhou Zechuan's hand and walked out the door.

Zhou Zechuan looked at the active beauty in front of him,

That doubt floated in my mind again.

Such,

Can I say no too?

Where am I going wrong?

Arrived at the first floor of the office building.

A female colleague dragged Zhou Zechuan into [Yin'an Shaved Ice].

"Yo! Isn't it Chuan'er!

You haven't eaten shaved ice for several days!"

Yin'an saw Zhou Zechuan and greeted him warmly.

Zhou Zechuan nodded in response.

He also felt that Yin'an in front of him looked familiar.

perhaps,

I really am a regular visitor here.

"Boss, it's still the previous package."

The female colleague waved at Yin'an.

"..."

Yin'an's eyes flicked back and forth between Zhou Zechuan and his female colleague.

The female colleague curled her lips and put on a helpless expression.

"It will be done, it will be done..."

"It depends on when someone will be able to get the hang of it..."

Zhou Zechuan stood in the back a little dazed.

Are they talking about me?

Now he is really because the SAN value is too low,

The reaction was a little sluggish.

"Your luxury version of Dashan shaved ice is good!"

Yin'an took two oversized portions of shaved ice on a plate and handed it to Zhou Zechuan.

And sat directly next to them:

"Today I am treating guests, you can eat whatever you want."

"Ah? Why?" Zhou Zechuan asked subconsciously.

"I won't be here next week, I have to go back to my hometown to find another way out." Yin'an replied.

"Your business here is not..."

The female colleague glanced at it from the corner of her eye,

They are the only customers in the entire shaved ice shop:

"Well, your business here is really not very good."

Yin'an smiled bitterly:

"A friend told me,

Selling shaved ice is sure to make a profit.

In the end I didn't make any money,

On the facade of investment but lost a lot. "

"Then have you ever thought,

It is very likely that the problem lies in the facade..."

Zhou Zechuan muttered:

“People who sell shaved ice set up small stalls on streets with heavy traffic,

You rent a frontage in an office building,

There is no traffic and the cost is high.

If you don't lose money, whoever loses..."

Yin An wakes up like a dream:

"Yes! Brother, why didn't I know you earlier!"

Zhou Zechuan held his forehead and sighed.

It seems that he is not the only one who has lost his intelligence.

People around me have signs of lowering their intelligence.