Only after I was reborn did I realize that I had green plums

After getting the lollipop, Xia Yuan kept fiddling with it on the table, not intending to eat it at all, Mei Fang looked a little impatient.

"Why are you so happy to receive the lollipops, don't they sell them at the school gate?" Mei Fang raised an eyebrow.

Xia Yuan said in a low voice: "Mom said it was junk food and told me not to eat it. If I eat too much, my mouth will be full of tooth decay like Du Zihan, and it won't look good."

It turned out that it was not because I ate less, but because I was not allowed to eat...

"Then why are you so happy?"

"Because it's the first time you gave me a gift!" Xia Yuan seemed very excited, "I'm really, really, so happy!"

"Let's eat it! If you don't eat it, it will be wasted." Mei Fangxin said that he spent a whole fifty cents to buy it, what a precious start-up capital.

Xia Yuan shook her head and said seriously, "I plan to save it until I'm very, very hungry!"

"What is the concept of being very hungry?"

"Very hungry is—"

"Mei Fang, what nonsense you and Xia Yuan are talking about down there, stand up for me! You have to listen carefully in class, will this question be forgotten?"

"It's over." Mei Fang nodded.

"Then tell me, there are seven apples here, plus five apples, how many apples are there in total?"

Some of the children below were already counting with their fingers, and only Mei Fang raised his head slowly and said the correct answer, "12!"

A look of surprise flashed across the teacher's face. She only started teaching addition and subtraction within 10 a while ago, and now she is about to graduate and has nothing to do, so she came to teach two-digit addition and subtraction.

"What about 8+13?"

Mei Fang scratched his head, pretended to be thinking, and gave the answer after a few seconds, "21!"

"Amazing!"

Although I don't know if it's right or not, the expression of Mei Fangzhi's determination has already made the children applaud spontaneously.

"Mei Fang knows so many additions, he's as good as a primary school student!"

"It's amazing. According to my estimates, Mei Fang has at least the level of the second grade of elementary school... no, the level of the third grade of elementary school! My brother can't count this even in the third grade!"

That's your brother's problem, right? How can there be a third grade who can't add and subtract!

This kid must have been trained from my brother's shit-eating club.

Teacher Li pushed his glasses, showing a puzzled look, "Mei Fang, did you enroll in a mental arithmetic class somewhere?"

"No... My cousin at home taught me."

Mei Fang hasn’t considered creating a child prodigy character yet. After all, this kind of character has no potential for sustainable development, and he can’t guarantee that he won’t be like Zhong Yong, who is dragged by his money-obsessed father Mei Lijun to participate in shows and earn money. fee.

"Even if you get good grades in the future, you must abide by the classroom discipline. Otherwise, when you enter elementary school, you will be punished for being so skinny, don't you understand?"

"Understood, Teacher Li."

Mei Fang had a sudden whim and forgot to substitute her identity as a kindergarten child.

However, I really don't have much experience with this kind of costume comparison, so I won't do it in the future.

The long-awaited debut of the national football team has arrived. On June 4th, the Chinese national football team will face Godzilla Riga.

This year, Chinese people paid more attention to the World Cup than ever before. Even kindergarten children watched the live broadcast at school, cheering and cheering for the national team. Regardless of the excitement of the game, the atmosphere was still full.

But because he knew the relationship between victory and defeat, Mei Fang was speechless throughout the whole process. He was watching with great interest the children on the sidelines.

What's more interesting is that even a little girl like Xia Yuan, who seems to have nothing to do with football, is crying because of the loss of the national football team.

The other boys shouted cheers to Godzilla Riga because of their rebellious psychology, but they were scolded by Mr. Li and thrown into the corner to stand for punishment.

It was obvious that the teacher was also very angry.

But it would be a bit willful to take out your anger on a child.

But it turns out that the national football team still has such a period of time that people love it. If you don't come to experience it in 2002, you really can't feel it.

Who would have thought that the national football team 20 years later would actually make that General Fan shout out that he didn't want his face!

The gloomy atmosphere lasted until after school in the afternoon. The parents who came to pick up their children looked gloomy, and the air was still heavy.

When Mei Lijun appeared, his face was drawn long, and Mei Fang noticed that there was still a bruise on his forehead.

Mei Fang thought that his father is really a die-hard fan, and he would be so angry that he would hit the wall after losing a game.

It can't be because of losing money in a bet, right? What about 10 yuan...

Mei Fang is a smart man, he followed the silent Mei Lijun to go home on a motorcycle.

After arriving home, Mei Lijun finally couldn't help complaining:

"You should watch today's game! His grandma's Godzilla and Blackfoot, if Sun Xiaohai hadn't retired from injury and disrupted Milu's tactical arrangements, how could he have lost so badly!"

Mei Fang nodded, "Dad, Mr. Li said that winning or losing is a common matter in military affairs. Let's not get angry and strive for a good result in the next game of the national football team!"

"When we play samba in the next game, we must have no hope of winning. We won't lose within 3 goals..."

Mei Lijun was still in a low mood at the beginning, but the more he thought about it later, the more excited he became, "You said, if we can score a goal in Samba... then even if the national football team does not qualify this time, it will be worth it this time!"

...

Mei Fang looked at her father's sex in shock, feeling like she was living in a parallel world with them.

How did this kind of confidence in the national football team develop...

After suppressing his impatience and perfunctory his father, Mei Fang took the opportunity to put forward his appeal:

"By the way...Dad, we made a bet last time—"

"Bet? What bet?" Mei Lijun frowned, "You little brat, did you bet with someone in kindergarten?"

"Hey, Dad, you're talking fart, right? If you say you lose Godzilla Riga, you'll give me 10 yuan!"

"What do you child want so much money for? What do you want to buy? I'll buy it for you?"

Blood pressure is up, baby adults!

Mei Fang could only put on a baby-like attitude and stretch out her hand, "I don't care! I want 10 yuan! Dad, your words don't count, you are a dog!"

"Then you are a bitch!"

Mei Lijun picked up Mei Fang, spun around in the air a few times and put him down again.

"I'll take you to the shopping mall with your mother at night, and eat chicken drumsticks, that's my compensation!"

Mei Fang scratched his dizzy head, thought for a while, and then said, "I don't go to the mall to play, I just want to buy a lottery ticket. The World Cup is so rare in so long, I just want you to take me to play that lottery ticket. It's a real miss." It's such a pity."

"Ha, so you want to buy a lottery ticket..."

Mei Fang continued, "Dad, you see, I have already guessed the result of this game. To tell you the truth, I actually have super powers and can predict the future. Let me choose one. Maybe our family will be prosperous in the future." It's over!"

Mei Fang originally planned to secretly buy a lottery ticket and steal the huge sum of money for him to use, but later he realized that even if he won the big prize, he would not be able to receive it by himself, so he had to go to the provincial capital city, so he could only count on his father to do it for him.

Mei Fang spent a long time slobbering there, at the end Mei Lijun suddenly showed a sad smile, and he took out his trouser pocket in front of his son.

His two pockets were very clean and tidy, not even a penny.

"Do you think I don't want to buy lottery tickets? I don't have any money..."

"Where's your private money?"

"Don't talk about it, it's the private money that caused me to suffer. I just sent you to school today, and she discovered the hidden private money later, and cut off all my cigarette money for this month."

Said Mei Lijun pointed to the bruise on his forehead to his son, "Here, this is beaten by your good mother."

"It seems that Dad...it's not easy for you..."

Mei expresses strong sympathy to her hapless father.

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