Parents Are Panicking About Building A Vocational And Technical College For Children
Chapter 083 Koi Reincarnation? Director Chen Was Shocked For 800 Years
Wiping your butt or not, this is a very serious problem.
Child Huang Xicheng cried all the way back to the Chengxi Police Station because the principal refused to help him smell his butt. He was confused about whether to wipe his butt.
Huang Xicheng refused to let Jiang Che hug him. As soon as the car stopped, he opened the door, got out of the car, and ran to Lin Jinran to complain.
"Teacher Lin, the principal refuses to help me smell my butt."
Hugging Lin Jinran's thigh, Huang Xicheng cried miserably.
Lin Jinran was stunned for a moment, and then glared at Jiang Che. Jiang Che turned his head and pretended not to see anything.
Although he had explained it many times and tried his best, Huang Xicheng didn't believe it at all.
You have to let Jiang Che smell it.
Who can bear this?
So, no matter how much Huang Xicheng cried along the way, he just couldn't get used to it.
As a garden director, you must have the prestige of a garden director.
After these little brats got to know me, they have gone too far recently. If they don't establish their prestige, who will be able to control them in the future?
There must be no uproar in Lebaobao Kindergarten.
"Okay, okay, Teacher Lin will take you to wipe your butt."
Lin Jinran took the crying Huang Xicheng away, and the policeman who had been holding back his laughter was finally able to laugh unscrupulously.
"D¤¤Â......"
One of the reasons is that the children are funny. The most important thing is that the Chengxi Police Station found the criminal Xu Dong.
That's what really makes them laugh.
A group with third-class merit cannot escape.
Director Wu Zhenxing did not come back. He followed Bureau Yao who hurried back to the city bureau.
After Xu Dong was shot by Wu Zhenxing, he couldn't hold on until the ambulance came, so he kicked off his legs and went to hell to meet his wife.
During the time Director Wu captured Xu Dong, armed police officers and soldiers searched the mountains everywhere and used more than a dozen drones to track him.
Suddenly, gunfire broke out in Dongshan Reservoir.
It took more than an hour and all the remaining six people were arrested.
Two people were killed on the spot, three were injured, and one jumped into the reservoir and drowned alive.
Deputy Director Chen Dehua was very happy that he arrived at just the right time. Not long after he arrived, the police and armed police captured all the gangsters.
Director Yao is also very happy.
He followed Director Chen quickly and slowly, and finally arrived at the scene.
Halfway through, I received two pieces of good news from Director Wu.
The first good news is that Xu Dong was arrested.
The second good news is that Xu Dong is dead.
He couldn't live another day.
When Wu Zhenxing saw Deputy Director Chen, he finally understood why it was not the special police but the armed police who came.
A big boss of this level has also appeared, so why don't we let the armed police soldiers come out to show off their muscles?
Otherwise, I will be sorry for this card.
However, I have to say that Deputy Director Chen has a vicious vision. Who is the best at arresting people? 133 It has to be an armed police soldier.
Young warriors shuttled through the jungle, agile and as if they were walking on flat ground.
After closing the team, Bureau Yao asked Wu Suo to follow him back to the city bureau.
The apprentice has made great achievements, and he, as a master, has a bright face, so he will naturally give him a hand when the time is right.
While Deputy Director Chen is in a good mood, show your face to get to know him, and then ask for a favor or something like that.
Those who have risked their lives will be rewarded based on their merits, but I can't find any faults.
Knowing that Director Wu had taken the credit, everyone in the institute was filled with joy.
It must have been three years, and the Chengxi Police Station has not made any meritorious deeds.
Especially the police who participated in the operation, this time they showed their faces in a big way.
When they were at the scene, Director Yao and Deputy Director Chen took the initiative to shake hands with them, and later showed the photos to their colleagues, who were extremely envious.
Beautiful.
Director Wu was away, and instructor Feng Qing was ordered to come back and take charge of the work.
The first thing I did after getting off the car was to go straight to the cafeteria and shout to the cafeteria aunt: "Chef Wang, extra food today! Add chicken drumsticks."
“Add chicken legs?”
Chef Wang was stunned for a moment, and immediately responded happily.
"Jiajiajia, I'm going to ask someone to send you big chicken drumsticks now."
"Ask them to send more and pick out the ones. The children have made great achievements today, and we have to entertain them well."
What does it mean to be proud? This is it.
It is the custom of Chengxi Police Station to provide extra meals.
When will extra meals be served?
Extra meals will be served during holidays.
In addition, there is another situation, that is, someone in the institute has made meritorious deeds.
Although meritorious service was not his business as a cook, the glory of the Chengxi Police Station fell on him.
When he goes out to drink and brag, he can also say to his colleagues: "We have made great achievements in our work."
"You haven't eaten the food of my Chef Wang..."
the other side.
The last item of the visit to the police station, the question and answer session with prizes is in progress.
The children were sitting in rows in the spacious conference room. Fang Juexia was holding the children's favorite toys and candies in one hand and a microphone in the other.
"Kids, you can ask questions now!"
"You can ask me any questions you have! I will reward the children who are brave enough to ask with toys and candies. Now, who wants to be the first to ask?"
When children see toys and candies, their eyes immediately light up.
Scrambling to raise their hands.
"me."
"I raised my hand first, I asked first.
"Sister, may I ask first?"
"I raised my hand first."
"I was the first to raise my hand."
When will these little guys learn to be polite?
However, Jiang Che appreciates this in them.
He was satisfied with this.
He doesn't want his students to be like idiots, but rather wants them to dare to express themselves and show themselves as they are now.
Children should be lively, happy and carefree.
At such a young age, it would be too boring to act like a little adult.
It is unhealthy to be young and old.
"Okay." Jiang Che stood up and clapped his hands: "Come one by one, Teacher Lin, ask them to line up and ask."
Lin Jinran, the bully and horse boss, is much better at dealing with children than Jiang Che.
Her method was very simple. She pulled out a child and shouted: "Ask a question and come to the queue."
The children formed a long queue in the blink of an eye.
Needless to say, the children were standing next to each other without fighting or grabbing.
This move stunned Fang Juexia.
I thought to myself, as expected, there are so many different professions, and the profession of kindergarten teachers cannot be underestimated.
If she was asked to deal with the gangsters, she would have the confidence to shoot her head off with a single shot, but let her deal with these children...
Then she would rather patrol the streets for three days.
Taking a deep breath, I felt a smile on my face.
"Kid, what question do you want to ask?"
Yang Yifei, the child standing at the front, stared at her big round eyes and poked her chin with her finger: "Sister, I saw a scam just now. What I'm asking is, if I don't do my homework, tell Teacher Lin about my homework." If you leave it at home, is this considered fraud?"
"ah?"
Fang Juexia's brain was at a loss.
The tricky and weird question appeared again.
How do the melons in their heads grow, and why do they always ask weird questions?
"No...it's not a scam, it's a lie. However, it's wrong to lie to others."
"My parents will be angry if the child lies to others, and the teacher will also be angry."
"Children are not allowed to lie to others, do you remember that?"
"Remember~!"
The children answered in unison.
What's very interesting is that without Lin Jinran's command, the first child, Yang Yifei, got the reward from Fang Juexia after asking questions and immediately ran to the back to line up.
They have already developed this habit when playing games in kindergarten.
"Sister, my question is, if I don't do my homework, can I call the police?"
"ah?"
Fang Juexia was stunned for a second, then she smiled and said, "Of course not!"
"Do your own homework. Children, please do your homework obediently."
Questions came one after another, and Fang Juexia slowly found the children's communication skills.
The child pursed his lips, took the candy, and ran to the back of the line with a disappointed look on his face to continue queuing.
"Uncle policeman, what I want to ask is, my mother is fierce and always spanks me. Can I change my father to a young, beautiful and gentle mother?"
"Why did mom hit you? Why did she hit you?"
Before asking this question, Fang Juexia glanced at Jiang Che and frowned slightly.
在龙国,家长揍小孩天经地义,但仅限于爱的揍。
Parents on Hong Kong Island take their children back to the mainland to give them a beating because they don't obey the law, just because they don't break the law.
This trick is very effective. When the children heard about returning to the mainland, they were scared to death and fell asleep very fast.
There was no fuss anymore, and I even knew how to carry my mother's bag and ask for her welfare.
That's called being obedient and turning into a warm little man.
"I...I, I, I cut the dog's hair, I, I scooped the water from the toilet for my father to drink, I poured the washing powder into the flour, I tore off the film of the TV, I Grandpa's purple clay teapot was broken..."
Fang Juexia took a breath after hearing this.
Good guy.
What a great filial son.
It's your mother's kindness that you survive until now.
You're so desperate for death, you deserve to be beaten.
Fang Juexia thought she had discovered a child abuse incident, but all she wanted to say in her mind was: "Well done, the naughty child deserves to be beaten."
Seeing that Mo Xiaobei was still exposing dirty information with an innocent look on his face, Jiang Che couldn't help but carry him to the back: "Stop talking, and don't ask the police sister, I'll tell you [you call live
"If you still dare to make trouble, I will beat you up too. I tell you, your mother can give me the Shang Fang Sword."
"Do you know what Shang Fang's sword is?"
"Hit first and beat later."
"Do you know what it means to hit first and then beat?"
"I'll beat you again after the beating."
"real?"
Mo Xiaobei was so frightened that his little hands shook and he didn't want any reward. He ran faster than a rabbit.
But in the blink of an eye, he ran to the back of the team and started laughing and making trouble with other children.
You naughty kid, you are so heartless, you don’t even know what fear is.
The questions that followed were each more outrageous than the last.
"Big sister, big sister, if you are caught on the way to surrender, does it count as surrendering?"
"Sister, my brother is disobedient, does it count as a fight if I hit him?"
"Sister, my classmate asked me to call him daddy, but I refuse. I want to be his daddy. Is it illegal for him to do this?"
"Police sister, have you ever touched a real gun?"
"Why do you want to be a policeman?"
"I want your WeChat account to introduce you to your boyfriend."
...***.........
"Sister, how tall are you? Did you grow taller by drinking milk?"
"Sister, don't you need to go to jail for minor crimes? Then if I beat Guan Tongtong until she cries, the police won't arrest me?"
"trate..."
At this time, Fang Juexia was sweating like rain.
I was once left speechless by a child's wild questions.
Unsurprisingly, the scene got out of hand.
Netizens in the live broadcast room burst out laughing when they saw this scene.
[Female police officer: What’s the problem? I’m throwing it!]
[Hahaha, the question is so tricky and weird that even the gods have to go around it. 】
[Close your face and open it wide, who will not be confused if you leave it alone? 】
[Remember, don’t ask questions in the future, they won’t let you down. 】
[What should I do? I also want to know if being caught on the way to surrender is still considered surrender. Who can answer me? 】
[Oh my god, I’m laughing my head off. I really want to open their heads and see what’s inside. How can you ask such a weird question? 】
[The new brain works just fine, the brain circuit is different from us old guys. 】
[Should I say it or not, I also want the female police officer’s WeChat account. 】
Municipal Public Security Bureau.
Director's Office.
Deputy Director Chen sat on a separate sofa.
Opposite him sat Public Security Bureau Chief Yao Ma'an and Police Station Director Wu Zhenxing.
Facing the boss's question, Wu Zhenxing sat upright, with his back straight and his butt half touching the sofa.
"Ding Chen and Bureau Yao, the success of this arrest operation all depends on the child Huang Xicheng from Lebaobao Kindergarten."
"Oh? Please tell me specifically."
Deputy Director Chen smiled kindly at Wu Zhenxing and raised his palms to signal Wu Zhenxing to relax and not be too nervous.
"This morning, I went to Lebaobao Kindergarten to pick up the children and visit the police station. It was a study tour that had been agreed upon early."
"Originally everything was normal, but when the child Huang Xicheng saw the wanted notice posted on the wall, he was so frightened that he burst into tears. After being induced by Comrade Xiao Jiang, the director of the school, the child Huang Xicheng revealed what he had encountered when he and his parents were camping at Dongshan Reservoir. Xu Dong.”
"After Comrade Xiao Jiang's re-confirmation, we judged that child Huang Xicheng did not lie."
“Originally we didn’t believe it, but Comrade Xiao Jiang’s words convinced us.
"He said that children may lie or talk nonsense, but they cannot fabricate a real situation out of thin air. He can tell the details and communicate with the scene.
The pairing showed that he had really met such a person. "
"I don't know whether it was Xu Dong or not. What is certain is that he definitely met a very similar person. Otherwise, there is no way to explain why he would be scared to tears."
"Comrade Xiao Jiang's words completely dispelled our concerns."
"At that moment, no matter whether what was hidden in Dongshan Reservoir was Xu Dong or not, I thought it was necessary for me to take a trip."
"As a result, we actually discovered Xu Dong's figure in Dongshan Reservoir..."
After listening to Wu Zhenxing's statement, Deputy Director Chen and Director Yao couldn't help but clasp their hands and laugh.
"What a coincidence."
"Explain this Xu Dong, he deserves to die!"
"The Skynet is sparse and not leaking."
"Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and those who were killed by him will be able to rest in peace now that they know what they are doing."
"Director Wu has very strong professional ability! I heard that you used to work in criminal investigation? You were the apprentice of Bureau Yao?"
As he said that, he turned to look at the vaulting horse An.
Their relationship is no secret in the eyes of senior officials.
Yao Ma'an did not deny it, nodded with a smile, and admitted it openly.
Yao Ma'an's nod was for Deputy Director Chen and Wu Zhenxing.
With the master's nod, Wu Zhenxing dared to admit it.
He also nodded: "I have worked under Yao Bureau for more than ten years, and all these skills were taught by Yao Bureau."
"A great teacher makes a great disciple."
Deputy Director Chen slapped his thigh: "The master inheritance system is still very effective, and we must continue to maintain this good tradition.
"We, the police, are different from other brother units. Fighting crime requires not only good skills and professional knowledge, but also the valuable experience passed down from generation to generation is our trump card in dealing with crime."
"Today, Wu Suo performed very bravely and outstandingly.
After Deputy Director Chen finished his praise, he changed the topic, stared at Wu Zhenxing and said with a smile: "By the way, the armed police officers and soldiers didn't catch Xu Dong, how did you catch him?"
"When it comes to catching Xu Dong, I have to mention the kindergarten kid Huang Xicheng and his principal Xiao Jiang."
Wu Zhenxing smiled awkwardly.
"Oh? What does it have to do with them?"
Deputy Director Chen was a little surprised.
Logically speaking, a child would certainly not be involved in the action.
"Let's put it this way! Deputy Director Chen, do you believe in the existence of koi?" Wu Zhenxing scratched his head and said sheepishly: "I'm not talking about koi for viewing, I'm talking about the kind of people who are very lucky.
Deputy Director Chen frowned and said nothing.
Why are you pulling the koi when you are thinking about it?
"I didn't believe it at first, but kid Huang Xicheng is very evil.
"After the armed police brothers took over the scene, I followed the arrangements and led people to withdraw from the perimeter.
"Just after walking a few hundred meters away, Huang Xicheng's child suddenly made a fuss and wanted to poop. Principal Xiao Jiang took him to find a forest."
"Guess what happened?"
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