Parents Are Panicking About Building A Vocational And Technical College For Children
Chapter 085 I Asked You To Build A Water Park, But You Built The Golden Merli?
One big chicken drumstick for each person.
The children ate with their mouths full of oil and still had more to eat.
The food at other people's homes is particularly delicious. This is true at all.
Eat and drink enough.
The children lined up to climb into the police car and return to the kindergarten.
"Uncle policeman, goodbye sister."
After getting into the police car, they waved goodbye without Lin Jinran's instructions.
"Goodbye kids, welcome to play again."
The smiling Deputy Director Chen led everyone out to say goodbye.
This kind of treatment is unique in the entire Moyang City.
Today's legal education activities cannot be said to have ended successfully, but they can only be said to be full of gains.
Child Huang Xicheng caught a big fish and put a large pile of red tickets in his small schoolbag.
His mother took him home.
It is said that he can watch TV tonight as he likes.
He also said that he would buy him the latest and biggest Ultraman toys.
But it makes other children envious.
"Huang Xicheng's mother is really great, I want a mother like this too.
"Ugh...when will mom agree to let me watch TV all night?"
"It's the latest and biggest Ultraman toy. Huang Xicheng's mother is truly the best mother in the world."
"Director, can I no longer have a mother? I want to change to Huang Xicheng's mother.
The children asked all kinds of questions, and they couldn't resist anymore. Jiang Che nodded solemnly: "You can ask your mother, I think you will agree."
"Really?"
The child's eyes glow.
"Of course, but when your mother beats you, don't say it was the principal who said it."
"good."
The extremely happy child readily agreed.
"Yeah! I also have the latest and biggest Ultraman toy."
He grinned innocently at Jiang Che.
There is no guarantee that the latest and greatest Ultraman toys will be available, but a meal of fried pork with bamboo sticks is probably indispensable.
After going through all kinds of hardships to conceive for ten months, you asked your father to change his mother?
See if your mother can whip you to death.
Before going home from school, the police car parked steadily at the entrance of Lebaobao Kindergarten.
After a whole day of study tour, the children came back still full of energy.
I happily showed off my happiness today to the children who couldn’t go.
"Let me tell you, the police station is really fun. There are so many policemen inside. I have never seen so many policemen. There are hundreds or thousands of them."
With the sound of the first cowhide cannon, other children joined the battlefield one after another.
"The chicken legs there are so delicious, I've eaten hundreds and thousands of them."
"They have guns, real guns. One shot can kill ten cows, which is really powerful."
"We are still there to answer questions. Look, this is the reward I got, a police bear doll, isn't it cute?"
"I have one too. I also have a lollipop. It's sweet. Watch me eat it."
"We are also filming a movie, and you will be able to see me on TV in the future.
"I'm telling you, I'm going to be famous soon, I'm going to be a big star."
The children who could not go were already feeling aggrieved, but now they felt even more aggrieved and burst into tears.
"Director~~!!!"
"I also want to go to the police station to play, and I also want to have sex.
Jiang Che just took a breath and walked out of the office. He planned to go to the water park to check the progress, but was immediately surrounded by children.
A few naughty guys hugged his legs without saying a word, and wrapped their hands and feet around him.
It is difficult to move even an inch.
"Director, take me there, take me there."
"I also want to touch a real gun. Please take me there. I'm going to be angry. If I'm angry, the consequences will be serious!!!"
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
"Director, I want to eat chicken legs! I want to eat a hundred chicken legs."
"Director, when are you going to take me to the police station? I'll steal my dad's private money and give it to you. I know he hid it in the TV box. Can I give it all to you?"
I'll go, I don't dare to take this money.
You are truly your father's dutiful son, Dapi.
Jiang Che stepped forward with difficulty, dragging the child on his lap to move forward step by step.
That's how they like to play.
After walking back and forth a few times, the child fell all over the floor.
The kid who just fell down patted his butt, then ran over and hugged him from behind.
The spirit of perseverance is evocative.
However, if they didn't wipe their tears and noses on Jiang Che's pants, he would be happy to play with them for a while longer.
"Okay, okay." Jiang Che touched their heads and pretended to be helpless: "I can take you there, but it depends on your performance?"
"Next, I will take whoever performs well."
"If there is a child who doesn't eat well, doesn't sleep well, loves to cry, and doesn't listen to the teacher, then I'm sorry, but I won't take the unlovable child.
"After all, I am the director! I am very proud of myself."
"You can't embarrass me!"
Jiang Che spread his hands and looked embarrassed.
This unscripted impromptu performance earned him an Oscar.
It frightened the children into a daze.
I stopped crying immediately.
Wiping tears with little hands, tears turned into smiles.
"Director, Yuyu, I am the most obedient and well-behaved. You must take me next time."
"Director, I am more obedient than Yuyu, you can't forget me~"
"Principal Director, I promise to eat well and not make the teacher angry from now on. Can you take me there?"
"Director, I will never fight again or snatch toys from classmates. I promise you, if I fight again or snatch toys from classmates, I... I won't be able to become a special expert when I grow up."
Ah.
A vicious oath.
I almost believed your lies.
"DE...."
"You have performed very well, I am very satisfied, keep up the good work."
Jiang Che nodded with satisfaction, making the children happy.
He didn't lie to the children, and he couldn't favor one over the other. Since the children liked it, he would take time to go there again.
Seeing that he is so happy, Director Wu must not object, right?
I just don’t know if policewoman Fang Juexia can withstand herself again.
After throwing away these annoying little goblins, Jiang Che turned around and headed to the water park.
You won’t know if you don’t look at it, but you will be shocked when you look at it.
Good guy, I'm just good guy.
The sight in front of him made Jiang Che numb.
After a day out, the entire water park changes drastically.
The swimming pool and surrounding software hardening work has been completed.
All were poured with dark cement.
Very nice, watered very evenly.
But.
What the hell are the animated characters like Lazy on the Wall, Big Big Wolf, Beautiful Sheep, School Bus Goethe, Paw Patrol Archie, Tiantian, Huihui, Crayon Shin-chan, Pikachu, Ultraman, etc.?
Although it hasn't been colored yet, Jiang Che, the principal of the kindergarten, recognized it at a glance.
They are all made of bricks, with a layer of cement poured on the outside, making them vivid and lifelike.
However.
These are not the most outrageous.
The most outrageous thing is his location in the middle of the water park.
He gave this open space to Tong Mingyu, and he could use it as he pleased and build whatever he wanted.
As a result, guess what Jiang Che saw?
a ship.
It is about twenty-five meters long and six meters wide.
Although it has not been completely completed, Jiang Che knows what kind of boat he is buying.
A pirate ship.
Golden Merrie.
I asked you to build a water park, and you built me the Golden Merli?
OK, OK!
I really underestimate you.
"Hey! Director, are you back?"
"Do you think my Golden Meryl is carved or not?"
The disgraced Tong Mingyu came out of the cabin and was very excited when he saw Jiang Che. He raised his chin and looked very proud.
"Who taught you to use bad language?"
Jiang Che said with a straight face: "You will be punished to go home and copy it ten times, one to one hundred times."
"Leave it to me for inspection tomorrow."
The expression on the excited Tong Mingyu's face was very interesting.
Just like a color palette.
One part stiffness, two parts doubt, three parts surprise, and the remaining ninety-four is sadness.
Sadness comes from it.
Finished.
He got carried away and cursed.
Tong Mingyu could only admit that he was unlucky, and got into the cabin silently with a sad face.
"Grandma's thighs are so big. I knew a long time ago that I wouldn't show off to the director to ask for credit."
At this moment, he is at his best.
The other children were very happy when they saw Tong Mingyu being punished.
"Tong Mingyu, you deserve it, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck...
"Speaking foul language is shameless. Tong Mingyu is shameless."
"Director, do you think I built the Pikachu statue?"
"Director, my Big Big Wolf is more like it."
"Director, can I build an ice and snow princess?"
DJB…
How can a boy like you build an ice and snow princess?
"Why do you want to build an ice princess?"
Jiang Che did not refuse directly, but first asked the children what they thought.
Don't overcomplicate things.
Children's thoughts are very simple and cannot be understood with the thoughts of adults.
"My sister likes ice and snow princesses, and I promised to build her one. When she grows up and goes to school here, she can see the ice and snow princess I built!"
The child's face was flushed from the sun, but he was very happy at this time.
It can be seen that he always loves his sister.
What a doting sister fanatic.
no way.
Having said that, Jiang Che had no choice but to agree to him in order to have more students in the future!
If one brick is built, there will be one more student. It is best to build the entire Lebaobao Kindergarten up and down, inside and out.
source of students.
That's a lot of money.
After going around for a while, Jiang Che was very satisfied with the progress of the water park.
The next step is to apply waterproof paint, put on mosaic tiles, buy a slide for the water park, install a diving platform for the swimming pool, and pave the surrounding mud with grass...
It will be completed in another week.
"Okay, it's time for get out of class to end."
"Go home, everyone."
The child reluctantly put down his tools, and several workers and masters nearby breathed a sigh of relief.
These kids, they really...
I really cried to death!
The bricks were laid faster than them, which was simply astonishing.
Nowadays, kindergartens teach children how to lay bricks. If they can lay bricks so quickly, do you want to starve the master to death?
With them around, the old master forced himself to speed up.
When we usually lay hundreds of bricks, why don't we smoke a cigarette and take a break to drink some water?
Today, they had to cut the tile knives until they were smoking, and they could only keep up with the children's progress.
The little female teacher in charge of supervising the work rolled her eyes several times.
They dare to be angry but dare not speak out.
This issue.
There's no way to explain it.
You can’t say it’s just a bunch of little kids going too fast, right?
Who would believe it?
That feeling is terrible.
You have worked hard, but you still lost to a bunch of brats who can't hold their urine.
What do employers think?
I definitely think I am being lazy!
Rolling your eyes is considered polite.
If you encounter an employer with a bad temper, you will be kicked away directly.
Going away is a small matter, but losing integrity is a big deal.
When you work as a cement worker, you rely on word of mouth to get jobs.
Employers introduce each other and word of mouth spreads.
If the teacher spreads the word and tells the parents that these old masters are not good enough, they can lay bricks slower than children.
So will they still be able to take on jobs in the future?
"Director Jiang, that, that..."
The master who led the team smiled awkwardly: "It's not that we are lazy and slow, it's that the children are too fast."
"I said that, do you believe it?"
Jiang Che nodded: "I believe it.
"Do you believe it?" The old master originally thought that his employer would ridicule him, but Principal Jiang said he believed it.
On the contrary, he felt even more uncertain.
"Truthfully."
Jiang Che smiled and comforted: "Don't feel any psychological pressure. It's normal to lose to them. Just do your job well. Don't compare with them."
"They're cheating."
Jiang Che didn't say the last sentence.
"Okay, okay." The old master exhaled: "Director Jiang, I'm not afraid of your jokes! We tried our best to catch up, but we just couldn't catch up."
"They said you taught them, can you tell me how you taught them?"
Of course it was impossible for Jiang Che to tell them.
He just said lightly: "As long as you are familiar with it."
The old master naturally didn't believe it.
You have been doing this for decades, are you still not familiar with it?
Director Jiang is hiding something secret.
But that's right, why should people tell you?
But this didn't bother him. 720
"When I get back, I will send my grandson here. When he learns it, he will come back and teach me."
The old master thought crazily.
It’s reasonable and legal to steal from others!
Not shameful.
After communicating with the old master about the next work, Jiang Che returned to the office. As soon as he reached his seat, there was a ding in his mind.
[Your points have been refreshed. 】
This was the first time he heard the system prompt tone after the system was upgraded to 2.0.
Points refresh?
He usually doesn't open it when he has nothing to do, so he really doesn't know how many points he has.
Opening the system interface, a blue virtual screen appeared in front of Jiang Che.
Look directly at the points column.
【Points: 10035】
Huh?
There are actually 10,000 points.
Wouldn't it be possible to draw a lottery?
I haven’t drawn any prizes yet.
A little excitement.
When you open the lottery interface, you will be greeted by a lottery machine that looks like a TV.
There is a red rocker on the side.
Tips above.
[Move the joystick to automatically deduct 10,000 points]
It took five days to collect 10,000 points, so you have to find something good!
Jiang Che thought silently in his heart.
Who doesn’t want to control the European Emperor?
The moment the joystick was moved, the points instantly displayed 35, and the screen on the machine scrolled rapidly, then slowly stopped after thirty seconds.
A microphone appears on the screen.
[Director's entry: The sound of nature. 】
[Explanation of the entry: Integrating the sounds of nature, your voice will become unparalleled and beautiful when you sing. Whether it is pop, bel canto, drama, or folklore, you can master it and become a blockbuster. 】
[Remarks on entry: Transferable?]
Sing?
Do you want me to be a singer?
System, you are really not a son of a man, even the donkeys of the production team cannot withstand your manipulation.
The construction of early childhood vocational and technical college is not over yet.
Can you give me singing skills?
Are you trying to force me to debut?
Forget it.
Bit off more than you can chew.
I heard that the entertainment industry is quite dirty and there are unspoken rules at every turn.
Forget it if you are a female boss who is 18 to 28 years old, has big waves, 36D, and is 1.72 meters tall.
If you meet a bald and wretched male boss, you will be disgusted for ten thousand years.
I have a lot of skills, so there is really no need to clear the muddy water.
Moreover.
In the entertainment industry, can you really become famous if you sing well?
Not absolutely.
There are many people who sing well, but how many are popular?
In the entertainment industry, you compete for resources, connections, and looks.
Fool!
Nowadays, relying on talent alone will not work.
After thinking it through.
Jiang Che continued to look down.
When he saw the entry notes, he saw the words transferable and fell into deep thought.
Click on the question reminder next to it.
[Transferable: Designate one person to use this entry, the entry will be downgraded to an ordinary entry, the effect will be halved, time: permanent. 】
Um?
What a trap.
The effect of transferring it to others must be halved, what a shady profiteer.
But it's not a bad thing. If the sudden change is too big, it will arouse suspicion.
Now the question comes, who should I transfer it to?
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