Pat Me Please

Yu Zhou woke up naturally after sleeping, frowning as usual, turned on the phone, checked the time, read the messages and private messages of readers on Weibo, then opened the long pendant, and read the comments received the day before one by one.

Go to the group again and see what the group of repeaters are repeating.

"Early, early, early", Yu Zhou got out of bed, opened the curtains, the sun was warm, and it was another ordinary day.

Uh... there seems to be something different.

After three seconds of bluntness, he remembered the girl next door.

Opening the door and taking a look, he found that the bedroom door was closed, so Yu Zhou decided to go to wash up first.

If she was alone at home, she would go through the grooming process irregularly, but now that there are strangers, it is different.

He walked out refreshed and exhaled, and knocked on the bedroom door, but no one answered.

She went out and saw Xiang Wan sitting at the dining table, staring at the blind box doll next to the green plant.

"Cute, isn't it?" Yu Zhou walked over, as if offering a treasure.

Xiang Wan clutched his chest: "It's scary. The head and face are so big, and this one has horns."

She shook her head at Yu Zhou: "Human figurines are not sculpted in this way. The head, face and body must be in proportion to be delicate."

Yu Zhou laughed until his cheeks hurt.

Ask her again: "Have you brushed your teeth and washed your face?"

Xiang Wan was very distressed: "Yesterday was alright, but today I followed your advice and used that toothpaste and toothbrush, but my lower teeth bleed."

She stretched out her index finger and pressed down her lower lip: "Look."

"It's a little bit of inflammation. You may not be acclimatized when you come here." Yu Zhou lay down on the table and took a closer look, "I just vomited, there's nothing to make a fuss about."

"Hematemesis is a big deal." Xiang Wan disagreed.

"No need, it's very common here."

Yu Zhou didn't bother to tell her that he wanted to bypass her and go to the kitchen.

"Aren't you hungry? Let me cook you an egg. You just came here, and you're afraid of stomach discomfort. White water eggs are safe."

"Excuse me, girl." Xiang Wan also stood up, but he didn't dare to enter the kitchen. He just stretched his neck and carefully looked at the pile of copper and iron.

Fortunately, Yu Zhou didn't turn on the fire, but only plugged in an egg cooker, and the movement was very small, so it wouldn't scare her.

Yu Zhou glanced at her from the corner of his eye, and suddenly had a very mischievous idea. He wanted to stretch out his hand to twist the stove, and when the fire was rumbling, he looked at Miss Xiang and shrank back palely.

It was wonderful just thinking about it, she rolled her eyes and smiled.

Turning around in my mind, I realized that Xiang Wan... looks like a quail.

The two sat and ate in silence facing each other, Xiang Wan didn't make any fuss this time, first observed Yu Zhou, picked up a glass to drink milk, put eggs in it, and then ate by himself. The bowls and chopsticks are obviously no strangers, but she still put on a gesture of asking the maid to test the poison first.

After eating a simple breakfast, Yu Zhou was about to change clothes and go out.

The two of them squatted in front of the laundry basket to pick and choose. Yu Zhou fell in love with the pearl tassel, and brought it to Wan, saying that it was her favorite.

So he took some emerald hairpins and exclaimed in a low voice to Wan that they were very precious.

Yu Zhou looked at her calmly.

In the end, with Xiang Wan's reluctant expression, the two reached a consensus on Bai Yuchai.

After saying goodbye to Bai Yuchai, Xiang Wan wanted to change clothes and go out excitedly. After all, she was a girl of eighteen or nineteen years old. After a night of sadness, her freshness came up.

Yu Zhou was picking out clothes for her, and suddenly remembered a big event.

She turned around and said seriously, "You can't go out."

"You don't have a health code."

"Kin..."

"Don't ask," Yu Zhou interrupted her, "Do you know that Monk Tang has to go to every country to exchange customs certificates? It's similar to that. We have to show people a token every time we go. Only the pass token can be freely entered and exited."

"This... how to do it?"

"It can't be done, you can't do it." Yu Zhou shook his head.

This is difficult, and she does not have an ID card, so it is difficult for her to move forward in this world.

So tricky, really tricky. She quickly searched for the time-travel novels she had read in her mind, but unfortunately she read too little, and she didn't know what to do with them.

You can't make a fake certificate, can you? This is also not in line with the core values ​​and the review standards of Changpei Literature.

No matter, let's squat at home first, this time travel can be crossed, and the car must have golden fingers before the mountain. She wrote the text, she couldn't understand it better.

So Yu Zhou went out alone with Bai Yuchai under Xiang Wan's disappointed gaze.

Before going out, I couldn't help reminding her of the precautions, telling her what she must not touch, and downloaded a few traditional Chinese books for her on the ipad to make sure she could understand them, and then went out with confidence.

The antique market is in the south of the city, at the junction of several alleys. There is a flower and bird market in the front, and antique shops are open in the back. When the weather is good, the bosses also set up stalls in front of the shop, and there are some wandering vendors, pushing Three rounds of guerrilla warfare.

Yu Zhou put his hands in his pockets and walked in like a secret agent.

I usually didn't look carefully when I passed by, but today I saw that every boss looked like a mouse.

"Every man is innocent, but pregnant is guilty." She always felt that people coveted her.

Walking up to someone who was a little more honest, he squatted down, put on a look like he had been on the road all year round, and handed over his shoulder: "Do you want to accept it?"

The posture and tone refer to the disc seller.

The boss looked at her twice: "I am an antique seller, and I don't accept mobile phones."

"What mobile phone, I said I have the goods, will you accept it?" Yu Zhou was very depressed.

"goods?"

"You palm the eye." Yu Zhou took it out mysteriously, "Li Chao's white jade hairpin."

The boss took a look and lowered his voice: "How much is the wholesale price?"

"Damn." Yu Zhou frowned and retracted. This is not the same as what the Tomb Raider article said.

She stood up, walked around, and saw that the sales at each stall were not much different, and felt that this way was unreliable.

After thinking about it, he squatted down again: "I'll ask you something."

"You're welcome, tell me." The boss fiddled with the old copper plates twice.

"I have a younger sister who is from the countryside. She just entered the city and has no household registration. How can she get in?"

The boss rolled up his sleeves and chatted with her: "A black household?"

"Ah, it was because sons were favored over girls at that time, and the family did not provide household registration."

"Unreported population." The boss nodded, understanding. A few big brothers next to him also squatted over, listening enthusiastically.

A yellow-haired elder brother said: "You go to the police station to report, go to the police station and say that you have taken refuge in you, is it your relative?"

"Ah... it's not a kiss either." Yu Zhou said.

"That's okay," the bald brother leaned over, "Sanwu personnel can also settle down, and they will come down in half a month, as long as they can prove that they are from their own country."

"Prove..." Yu Zhou blinked, wondering if Li Chao is a native of the country.

"This is also difficult?" The boss was worried and doubted her, "Could it be the daughter-in-law your brother and brother bought from which country?"

His eyes were focused, as if as soon as Yu Zhou hesitated, he would immediately report her.

"No, no, no." Fortunately, Yu Zhou shook his head very simply.

"Oh, then you should go to the police station and ask." The elder brothers squatted and moved away, swaying their buttocks.

Yu Zhou stood up, his legs were numb.

Finding nothing, she habitually walked back with her pocket in her pocket, mechanically thinking of a way amidst the parrot's funny voice.

The phone vibrated suddenly.

She picked it up, and a contact named F sent a message: "Mr. Yu, the CV of the radio drama has been confirmed, and the main character is Su Chang!!"

Three exclamation points were used in a row, and the other side was very excited.

Su Chang, of course I'm excited, the first-line female CV in the industry has nearly a million fans, and she has starred in several top IPs, each of which is quite popular.

She never thought that she could invite Su to sing for her sloppy writing. The platform had never discussed the plan with her before, so she didn't know about it until this moment.

She should be very happy. The pie in the sky is said to be small, and Guangzong Yaozu is big again. I wonder if there is a moderate idiom that can properly describe this happy event.

Yu Zhou bowed his head and typed a few words: "Ahaha, you are so amazing, you can invite Teacher Su."

"Yeah, yeah, I didn't expect that either, I'm so excited!!" The other person replied quickly.

Yu Zhou smiled, locked the phone, and the parrot by his ear turned into a magpie, announcing the good news with great enthusiasm.

"It's so noisy." Yu Zhou hummed to the parrot and took a taxi home.

She suddenly remembered that in fact, just leaving the job for a few months was not enough to make her forget about taking a taxi in advance.

The reason why I don't have this habit is because in the past, Su Chang always drove to pick her up.

Then go back to Su Chang's house.