Pay 99 Yuan: Arranging A Mysterious Funeral For You

"I thought it was a high-end start, but I didn't expect it to start high and go low. Why do you inherit a funeral company? The account books are clean, and even the profit can't be maintained?"

Su Chen looked at the slightly dilapidated funeral company in front of him, and couldn't help but bow his head in dejection.

After crossing into this world, he inherited the legacy of that cheap dad, saying it was a company.

I originally thought it was a good listed company, but I didn't expect it to be such a dilapidated storefront, it was just a small storefront claiming to be the company!

Also, it's not an auspicious storefront.

The word "burial" is enough to stop countless people.

Looking at the storefront that was about to start losing money and couldn't even pay the rent, Su Chen felt a headache. If he continued like this, he might even lose his pants!

If you hold on for another month, if you can't pay the rent, you will close down!

Thinking of the arrogance of the landlord's eldest sister, her brows were dancing, her nose was not her nose, her eyes were not her eyes, and Su Chen felt extremely aggrieved.

If it wasn't for her pretty appearance, not bad temperament, and a little higher in appearance, that old woman would have blasted herself out long ago!

【Ding! The god-level payment funeral system is being activated! 】

At this moment, a crisp voice suddenly sounded in my ears!

system? !

Su Chen's face was startled, and he quickly realized that this should be the system in the web article!

In his previous life, he had read a lot of novels!

The standard artifact of the traversers, I didn't expect that I would have the system too! ?

Sure enough,

[Congratulations, the host has successfully bound the god-level payment funeral system! 】

[This system can provide funeral services at various price points, and strive to create the most perfect mysterious funeral for customers, one-stop boutique service! 】

[As long as the price paid is in place, funeral arrangements of all levels can be made! Let customers have a mysterious and terrifying past! 】

[The price provided by the current system has been announced on the corresponding online platform, and you can wait for customers to contact them! 】

[Every time the host completes a funeral service, he will receive additional rewards from the system! 】

...

Hearing the system's voice, a smile appeared on Su Chen's face.

good!

This system is still related to one's own job.

Funeral service, in fact, Su Chen didn't really want to do this line of work. After all, the Yin Qi was too heavy, and he often came into contact with twilight stuff.

But, now that the system has appeared, it is impossible not to do it.

Quickly look at the prices and services provided by the system.

[Pay 10,000 yuan, and there will be a hundred men in black with wireless earphones at your funeral, a black Maybach will appear at the funeral, and an old man in a tunic suit will face your tombstone. Bow deeply, present a bouquet, and leave solemnly! 】

[Pay 100,000 yuan, the day of the funeral was cloudy and rainy, a Chinese-style red flag car appeared at the funeral site, there will be 3,000 men in black with umbrellas, three old men in black tunic suits, two full of tears at your funeral Woman of water, salute your tombstone! 】

......

It's all about the appearance of a man, even an ordinary person's funeral, can make everyone wonder how mysterious and terrifying the deceased must have been before his death!

After all, where would these mysterious characters and pomps appear on the funerals of ordinary people?

Almost every price point corresponds to different noodles, the higher the price, the more grand and high-end noodles!

Looking at the menus corresponding to these price points, out of curiosity, Su Chen looked at the most high-end price menus!

[Pay one trillion yuan, and your funeral will be announced in the form of a live broadcast. All the famous people in the world will come to your tomb and bow down for you! Heaven and earth tremble, everything is bleak, Kowloon pulls the coffin! Heaven and earth appear visions, all the heavens and stars are turned into your tombstones, and the sun and the moon are practiced for you!

The coffin of the Nine Dragons hides you in the void and eternity, and all beings worship and praise you!

The Wanjie Emperor sees you off!

Buddha statues in temples all over the world, recite the Sutra of Compassion for you!

All the gods weep for you!

Thousands of women in the world will cry for you!

Countless treasures protect your body and turn them into funeral objects!

......

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After seeing this last service lineup, Su Chen was stunned!

He didn't dare to watch it any longer. He only felt his heart beat faster. He wished he could have such a funeral right away!

To be able to have such a row of funerals, even if you die immediately, is worth it!

Such a funeral configuration, absolutely!

I don't know what kind of person can withstand such a funeral!

What will it be like when these events, characters, and treasures appear together?

After a moment,

Su Chen slightly restrained his erratic consciousness and returned to life. His own shop was about to close down.

Now that all the necessary configurations are available, the next step is to wait for the destined customers.

Since Su Chen was alone in the store, he could only take care of the store by himself.

......

The time soon came to noon.

The phone of the funeral company rang!

This is a landline phone, Su Chen quickly put down his work and answered the phone.

"Hello! Hello, is this the Su's funeral company?"

On the other end of the phone, there was a hoarse old man's voice, with a lot of vicissitudes in his tone.

Since the Su Family Funeral Company has been operating in Qingyang County for several years, some people know about the existence of the Su Family Funeral Company.

Hearing this, Su Chen replied:

"Yes, we are Su's funeral company, specializing in funeral services!"

"Well, that's good! I want to do a funeral service, but it's not convenient for me to move around. Can you send someone over here?"

Hearing the old man's voice, he looked a little weak.

It should be really inconvenient to move.

Worth mentioning, the first order of business after the system is activated cannot be easily let go!

Su Chen quickly and enthusiastically said:

"Okay, no problem! Tell me your address, and I'll go there in person!"

Soon, after the other party explained the address.

Su Chen simply tidied up, put on his handsome black leather armor, kicked the motorcycle and set off on the road.

The address is No. 648, Huanhe Community, Qingyang County, which is not too far away.

At this moment,

Huanhe Community, said to be a community, is actually an old housing area.

No. 648 is a dilapidated old house.

The door was closed.

The big red characters were painted on the wall, which was particularly dazzling.

An old man was sitting in the yard, his face was devastated, his face was pale and weak, and his hands were shaking slightly.

An old-fashioned military cap on his head, which has been stitched many times, looks a bit heavy and worn.

His name is Chu Guozhong, and he is a veteran.

A medal on his chest shone brightly under the reflection of the sun.

However, the traces of time left on him are too heavy, and the wrinkles on his face seem to be full of vicissitudes. He no longer has the courage and fighting spirit of the year, and even taking two steps will make him out of breath!

Thinking back to that time, UU reading www.uukanshu.com was bombarded with bullets, and the artillery fire never let him frown and charged into battle, how brave?

Chu Guozhong was overwhelmed with emotion. Now that he is terminally ill, there is not much time left for him.

The hero is late, the sunset is on the west mountain~

Just now, he saw an advertisement that popped up on his mobile phone. It was from Su's funeral company. The funeral service in it made him, a veteran, feel inexplicably excited! He was plain and low-key in life, but if he could be awe-inspiring after death, would it be considered good?

After he retired back then, he was qualified to go to work in Kyoto, but due to various reasons, he returned to this small county town, got married, had children, and lived a long life. In his later years, he was supposed to enjoy the blessings of his children and grandchildren around his knees happily, but he never did. Think, not long ago, the house was notified for demolition, and a batch of demolition funds was distributed!

This batch of demolition funds immediately acted like a talisman, and the children began to quarrel wildly, arguing and quarreling about dividing up this batch of demolition funds!

Under the temptation of money, the family affection and filial piety in the past are worthless!

Facing the reaction of his sons and daughters, Chu Guozhong, a veteran, was furious and donated all the demolition funds to charity organizations!

Decades ago, he braved a hail of bullets for the Dragon Kingdom and fought faithfully!

Now, he has donated the money selflessly again! Contribute to the country!

When he saw the advertisement of Su's funeral company, he was a little moved!

Looking at his wife's posthumous photo, Chu Guozhong's eyes welled with tears:

"Wife, I'm coming down to accompany you soon, just let me be selfish one last time!"

At this moment, the door was knocked!

Chu Guozhong tremblingly went to open the door,

Standing outside the door, it was Su Chen...

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