People Are Dying, If You Don't Do It, You Will Feel Uncomfortable
Chapter 100 Muzan Is My Girlfriend
"Huh?" Hearing this voice, Qi Bai's hands were itchy suddenly, and he really wanted to beat this person up.
Looking along the source of the sound, I saw a figure carrying a large package walking out of the flames.
By the light of the fire, Qi Bai saw that the package was full of broken limbs and arms, and the figure was holding a girl's head in her hand.
The girl's eyes were open, filled with fear.
The figure didn't seem to see it, picked up the head, and took a big bite like an apple.
Blood dripped down the corner of his mouth.
"Ah~ I'm really a kind leader. I keep saving them, becoming one with me, and giving them eternal life. Ah~ This is my mission~"
Qi Bai:...
Suddenly I felt that I was not so perverted. Compared with him, I was quite normal.
Moreover, just hearing this, Qi Bai also knew who this ghost was.
It seems that there is no one else who can say the words that can only be said by this kind of cerebellar atrophy, except for the second Douma.
The burning flame became more and more intense, and the flame also illuminated the whole body of the figure.
Hair color like white oak, colorful eyes, wearing a small hat, wearing red clothes, and wearing a cloak.
These characteristics all explain that this person is Douma.
In fact, there is no way to deny it.
Because there are two words engraved in each pair of colorful eyes.
Winding, bis.
Qi Bai said, it's really unlucky, how come I met Douma!
Looking at Douma, Qi Bai showed a disgusted expression.
"I thought who it was, it turned out to be Momotou! What a coincidence!"
"Hey?"
Three big question marks appeared in Douma's head.
Grind your head? What the hell is that? Are you talking about... yourself?
"Okay, that's it, Momotou, we don't need to contact you in the future! Farewell!" Qi Bai cupped his hands, grabbed Hei Wan, turned his head and left.
Hei Wan wanted to say something, but Qi Bai pinched his mouth.
But within a few steps, an ice crystal suddenly attacked Qi Bai.
As soon as the ice crystal touched Qi Bai's body, it was directly melted by his qi.
At the same time, Douma put his hand on Qi Bai's shoulder.
"Oh, why don't you leave in such a hurry, this member of the Ghost Slayer Squad."
"It seems that you should know me ~ otherwise, why would you call me Momotou."
"Let me introduce myself~ My name is Douma, and I'm Twelve Kizuki's top 2."
After hearing this, Qi Bai turned around calmly, knocked off Douma's claw with a look of disgust, and introduced himself.
"My name is Qi Bai, the pillar of the Ghost Slayer Squad, and my girlfriend is your boss Muzan. I advise you to stop trying to trouble me!"
"If you're trying to trouble me, I'll have my girlfriend lay you off and make Akaza the lead!"
Douma:? ? ?
Um? Master Muzan is his girlfriend?
Douma said that she didn't quite understand, isn't her boss a man?
In other words, why did he become a woman when he said it?
Looking at the stunned Douma, Qi Bai reached out and patted his shoulder.
Then he said earnestly: "Young man, the world is so big, nothing is impossible."
"I advise you, it's better to go home quickly, it's dangerous outside."
"When I meet my girlfriend, I will definitely give you a few words of kindness. When the time comes, I will let you take the position of the first string. That's it, let's go first!"
After Qi Bai finished speaking, he greased the soles of his feet and ran away again.
Someone will definitely ask, why don't you play Douma! Just beat him into a pancake!
However, Qi Bai just wanted to say that playing Akaza is hard work, you still want me to play Douma?
Now there are 10 years of life left, and if I use a brake hole, I will probably die suddenly on the spot!
This time, Qi Bai managed to run away.
Just when Qi Bai was about to breathe a sigh of relief, Douma suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.
"Ah~ You are really nerve-wracking, why do you always think about running away?"
"You can't just stand there obediently, then become one with me, and live forever with me! Isn't that good!"
"This is the best salvation for you. I am the leader of the Eternal Bliss Cult, and my mission is to save mankind!"
As Douma said, he snapped open Own's iron fan, covering half of Own's face.
"Douma...you are really boring..." Qi Bai said helplessly. "How much cerebellar atrophy do you have to say such a thing, how can you redeem yourself?"
"Salvation, immortality, eating people, so much bullshit, can't you be more upright like Akaza!"
"You don't know, Muzan is the most annoying thing about you? Favorite employee is Akaza?"
"You can eat me, you can! I'll stand here and let you eat. If you dare to bite me, I'll let my girlfriend lay you off. Don't think I'm joking with you!"
After Qi Bai finished speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and stuffed his arm into Douma's mouth.
"What are you eating! Eat!"
"Fuck, don't just look at it, just bite if you have the guts!"
"What the hell is the Eternal Bliss Sect?"
"I'm still the leader of the Canned Yellow Peach Sect!"
Qi Bai's bold actions and these words made Douma still dare not bite down.
Because what Qi Bai said was too straightforward.
You must know that other members of the ghost killing team either run away or draw their swords to fight to the death when they see themselves. I have never seen one like this.
Not only did he say that Master Muzan is his girlfriend, but he also put the meat in his mouth, which is...
Just when Douma was wondering, Qi Bai was already covered in cold sweat, and the clothes behind him were already soaked in sweat.
I can't beat Douma by myself, so I can only play a little smart to see if I can escape.
It is impossible to count on Muzan to save him, let alone whether he can save him or not, just at this distance, when he comes, he will be cold.
At the same time, Qi Bai is also thankful that what he met was Douma with a lot of nonsense. If it were Akaza, the banquet would be over!
After half a day of confrontation, neither Qi Bai nor Douma lost the wind, just staring at each other.
We, Kuromaru, sensed that something was wrong with the atmosphere, and ran away a long time ago.
In the end, it was Douma who lost first.
I saw him spit out Qi Bai's arm and said: "Don't eat for now, after all, I was quite full from eating just now."
"However, I want to remind you that Master Muzan is a man~ not a woman, so don't make it up!"
"Also, I know your identity now."
"You must be the one who defeated Lord Akaza, hahaha~"
"Master Muzan's matter, and my matter, should all be said by Akaza-dono inadvertently~"
Qi Bai, whose identity was exposed by Douma, didn't have much reaction.
Douma is a pervert, but not a fool, it is normal to be able to guess.
"So ~ you today ~ obediently be eaten by me!"
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