People are in Konoha, at the beginning of the game, they rubbed a reincarnation mark

Yun Ze had a dream.

Terrifying dreams.

He dreamed that he was being pulled into a pool.

All around was a bright red pool, but his whole person could not move.

It was like being firmly bound by an octopus, unable to breathe.

Even in the end, there was something to grab the air in his mouth.

Can this be tolerated?

Fight back decisively.

However, even if Yun Ze’s physical fitness is good, he can’t support the oxygen consumption of two people.

Finally, he dragged the octopus out of the water.

What happened next, who knows (funny!) ）。

Because a holy light descended from the sky, clearly telling him that this was not a river crab.

If you don’t want to die, you have to forget what happened.

…………

The next morning.

“Click.”

The crisp metallic sound woke Yun Ze from sleep.

When he opened his eyes, he saw Tsunade holding a pair of bright scissors, cutting something.

Yun Ze blinked his eyes a few times, and decisively closed his eyes again to pretend to sleep.

After all, it is an immortal body, and it can recover quickly even if you are drunk.

So, by the time last night’s events happened in the second half, he was already sober.

But it was precisely because of this that he took it to heart.

Unfortunately, it is useless to pretend to sleep at this time.

Tsunade noticed it, and she unhurriedly put the red cloth strip in her hand close to her body and turned to look at the guy who was pretending to sleep.

The eyes are complicated, doubtful, embarrassed, soft… It ended up filled with raging rage.

“Wang Baegg, you pretend to sleep again, believe it or not, I cut you.”

Accompanied by Tsunade’s annoyed voice, there is also the sound of “click”, “click”, scissors closing.

It’s over, I can’t put it on.

“Ahem, sister, good morning!”

Even if he is flustered, in terms of acting skills, Yun Ze is still dead.

At the right time, he showed due doubt: “Why did you come to my room?” ”

After saying that, as if he had discovered something, he pointed to Tsunade’s clothes that had been stained red by the pool of blood.

Surprised: “Ah, are you afraid of blood?” ”

“Huh.”

“By your gift, healed.”

“Awards, this is completely your own merit, and it has nothing to do with me.”

“So, what happened last night, you don’t admit it.”

“Last night? What happened…”

“Boom.”

Yun Ze’s words pretending to be stupid were not finished, and a scissors flashing with cold light was deeply inserted between his legs.

“Groove!”

“What is crazy about you smelly mother-in-law, last night was not all my fault, you started too hard, if this is really cut, what should I do.”

It’s just that these words made Tsunade even more embarrassed.

Because it seems to be the truth.

Tsunade remembers the events of last night well.

When she fell into the water, her whole person was extremely fearful, and instinctively found someone who made her feel safe and intimate, and the back was out of control….

It’s just that because of this, she is even more ashamed.

“Wang Baegg, the old lady was taken advantage of by you so much, you even scolded me for smelly mother-in-law?”

“Hey, who takes advantage of whom? I’m still young! ”

“You mean to say I’m always right!”

“Go and die, bastard!”

“Bang.”

“Boom.”

“……”

…………

Outside the hot spring inn,

Accompanied by a violent roar.

There was also Shizune hiding far away, looking at each other.

“Lord Jiraiya, there won’t be any accidents inside, right?”

Looking at the crumbling hotel, the toad immortal did not dare to guarantee, and hesitated: “It shouldn’t be, those two people have a number…”

“Boom.”

Before the words were finished, the entire hotel completely collapsed.

“……”

Zi Lai also glanced at Shizune with some embarrassment and said, “This… This, Tsunade seems to be really ruthless this time…”

“Do you want to go inside and take a look?”

“Wait a minute, she’s getting angry, let’s not add to the mess.”

…………

In the face of an angry woman, how to calm her in the shortest possible time?

This is a conundrum.

To be honest, Yun Ze also encountered it for the first time and had no experience.

Fortunately, he has never eaten pork, he has always seen pigs running, and he has seen a lot of teaching on the Internet in his previous life.

The best way is to go up and forcibly kiss….

At this time, the only surviving room of the hot spring inn

The fighting has stopped.

Yun Ze lay on the ground for a while, looking at Tsunade who was silently cleaning up on the side.

Don’t say, although the age is not small.

But under the influence of the Yin Seal, Tsunade at this time was no different from a little girl in her twenties.

There are even some places that go beyond a long margin….

Just after he looked at it with pure appreciation for a long time, Tsunade finally packed up.

“I warn you, yesterday and today’s things, you dare to say it, I am not finished with you!”

“Understand, understand, absolutely not say a word.”

No matter how powerful a woman is, she also has an arrogant side, so in the face of Tsunade’s undeterrent threat, Yun Ze decisively obeyed.

“Hmph, just understand.”

“Let’s go.”

“Where to?”

“Of course back to Konoha!”

“……”

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PS: The previous chapter was banned and just released, so this chapter has been changed again, everyone make do with it.

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