[666, this guy is amazing!]】
【It's over. The old man's question is stuck in my mind.】
【My ears are not very good, and the model is also a bit poor.】
【Uncle, do your family know that you are so talented? 】
Netizens couldn't stop laughing when they saw Xiang Long and the uncle on the roadside asking questions.
Back at the scene,
Bai Lu couldn't stop laughing when she saw Xiang Long, who had finally spent five yuan to buy the cattail leaf fan from the uncle.
"Big sister, you still have the nerve to laugh?"
Xiang Long said speechlessly:"If it weren't for you... If you have the ability, don't take advantage of me."
As he said that, he deliberately avoided Bai Lu and fanned himself with a cattail leaf fan.
Although Xiang Long didn't finish his words, Bai Lu still understood what Xiang Long meant. Obviously, he saw that she was hot, so he wanted to buy a cattail leaf fan to make herself cooler. The reason why he didn't finish his words was that he was worried that it would be difficult for him to deal with it after telling the truth - after all, their CP was fake, and the two had never talked about this topic.
Feeling Xiang Long's careful care for herself, Bai Lu felt a warm current in her heart, and she liked him more and more.
But her face was still smiling heartlessly:
"If you say you won't let me rub it, then I won't rub it. I'll rub it, I'll rub it!"
As she said this, she grabbed Xiang Long's left arm without hesitation, and at the same time, she leaned her head in front of the palm-leaf fan, enjoying the cool breeze blowing across her cheeks.
When she hugged him, Xiang Long immediately felt a soft touch on his left arm, and it seemed as if an electric current ran through his body, and half of his body was numb.
Fortunately, he knew that this was still being recorded, so he immediately said:
"Be careful, be careful, you may fall down easily.……"
Live broadcast room.
Seeing the interaction between Xiang Long and Bai Lu, the CP army all went crazy:
【Ahhh, come on, kill me to help you two!】
【I’ve had enough of this dog food—woof woof woof!】
【Just now Xiang Long wanted to say"If you weren't so hot", right? He was feeling sorry for Bai Lu, right?】
【It’s done, it’s done! Bai Lu took the initiative, woo woo woo!】
【Are they here on a couple's trip? So sweet!】
【Together! Together! 】
Seeing
Bai Lu finally stop hugging his arm, Xiang Long heaved a sigh of relief, but at the same time, he couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.
He waved a palm-leaf fan with his right hand, trying to let the wind blow to Bai Lu on his left.
As for himself, because he was strengthened by the super serum, his tolerance for temperature was much better, and he didn't feel that hot.
At this time, the two saw a man with an R mark on the side of the road.
"Excuse me, am I going to compete with you in dice rolling here?"
Bai Lu hurried forward to ask
"Right."
The man gave Xiang Long and Bai Lu a dice each:"As long as the points you two throw are higher than ours, you can get the items in our box."
Xiang Long and Bai Lu looked over and saw a square wooden box behind him.
Seeing this, Xiang Long touched his chin, pretending to think, and asked:
"Hmm...if we don't roll the dice and just take the wooden box, does it count?"
Swish!
When he said this, Bai Lu and the staff were all shocked.
The man was obviously frightened by Xiang Long's words, especially when he saw Xiang Long's muscular figure, he whispered dryly:
"It should be... not possible, right?"
As he said this, he quickly looked for help at the Running Man team members behind Xiang Long and the others.
【Hahaha, this guy is scared!】
【Who would have thought that playing a game would lead to encountering a bully?】
【You are worthy of being like this, Xiang Long. If you can solve it with strength, why rely on luck?】
【Don't talk nonsense. Our Xiang Long is still polite. He asked before snatching.】
【The program team: I feel that inviting Xiang Long as a permanent guest seems to be really adding to our workload...】
Here, the program team members also reacted.
As Xiang Long's follow-up director, Li Ranran quickly said:"No, this round of the game is mainly about comparing the size of the dice points, and you can't grab"
"So that's it……"
Xiang Long shook his head with a look of dissatisfaction.
Bai Lu just reacted at this moment, and was about to say something, when she suddenly remembered the method of variety show effects that Xiang Long had taught her two days ago, so she patted Xiang Long's arm and scolded him:
"Ah, Xiang Lili, what are you thinking about? Our Running Man is a variety show with positive energy. How can we allow you to snatch other people's belongings on the street? This will teach children bad lessons."
Xiang Long reacted very quickly and immediately pretended to know his mistake:
"Oh, I'm sorry, I would have forgotten if you hadn't told me. Our Running Man is a positive energy variety show that promotes truth, goodness and beauty, and spreads kindness and friendship!"
"That's right."
Bai Lu nodded with satisfaction, and then turned to look at the man:
"Brother, you saw it too. I had a hard time convincing my friend not to rob you. How about when we roll the dice later, is it... eh?"
Xiang Long also took a step forward and let his shadow completely cover the man.
Man:(ŎдŎ;)
Hey, hey, hey, how can you be like this?
Didn’t you just say that you want to promote truth, kindness and beauty and spread positive energy?
Why are you not keeping your word now?!!
In the live broadcast room, netizens all laughed like crazy at the confused guy:
【Little brother: Mom, I want to go home. This game is too difficult and I don’t know how to play it!】
【Young man: I encountered a male and female evil spirit on the road. Please tell me how to avoid them. Waiting online, urgent!】
【Bai Mengyan, you have changed. You were not like this before [laughing and crying]】
【Bai Lu: Is this what it feels like to have Xiang Long as your thug? Cool!】
【Program team: I seem to see the reputation of Running Man is collapsing rapidly……】
Returning to the scene, looking at Xiang Long and the other man with fierce eyes, the young man swallowed his saliva, then silently lowered his head, put the two dice in his hand to two"ones", then looked at Xiang Long and the other man, forced a smile, and whispered:
"How about this?"
Seeing this,
Bai Lu almost burst into her signature laughter again. Fortunately, she still remembered her character setting. She nodded thoughtfully and asked Xiang Long,"How about this?"
Xiang Long nodded,"I think it's okay."
Then, the two of them also rolled the dice, one with four points and the other with five points.
"Oh, brother, I am really sorry to bother you. You have to come out to play games in this hot weather according to the instructions of the program team. Are you hot? Let me fan you."
Seeing the result, Xiang Long's face changed immediately. He immediately pulled the little brother affectionately and fanned him diligently with a palm leaf fan.
"No, no, thank you, thank you."
The young man was a little flattered and waved his hand to express his gratitude.
Bai Lu also got the box and opened it excitedly, only to see a card with the word"empty" written on it.
"Oops, this box is empty, there is no mysterious water in it!"
Bai Lu said in annoyance
"What? There is no mysterious water?"
Xiang Long was also stunned. After seeing the card with the word"blank" written on it, his expression changed again and he looked at the young man.
Wow!
The young man was startled and waved his hands around, and said hurriedly:"No, I don't know, I haven't even opened the box, I really don't know!"
Seeing that the young man was so scared by Xiang Long that even his accent came out, Bai Lu couldn't help laughing:
"It's okay, it's okay, big brother, thank you for your cooperation."
Xiang Long also smiled and shook hands with the other party, and then continued to look for the next place with Bai Lu.
On the way.
Bai Lu asked excitedly:"How is it, Lili, the effect of what I did just now is okay, right?"
"Well, that's great. That's how you do variety shows. Don't be afraid of making mistakes - you can always blame the production team for it."
Xiang Long fanned her and said with a smile.
Li Ranran, assistant director, Yao Yitian:(。-ω-)-ω-)-ω-)
Soon, the two found the second R mark.
However, this time they couldn't play the same intimidation trick as before, because this time the mission location was two girls.
"As long as you can roll the dice with a higher number than ours, you will win."
The girl said to Xiang Long and Bai Lu with a smile.
"What should I do?"
Xiang Long looked at Bai Lu.
"It depends on luck.
Bai Lu said indifferently,"I have always had good luck."
"Yes, I believe it."
Xiang Long nodded seriously, remembering the scene where he lost to her several times in rock-paper-scissors.
Bai Lu smiled and said to the two girls,"You go first."
Then, the two girls threw the dice, both of which were four points, a total of eight points
"Lili, you go first, your hands are smelly, I'll be the last one."
Bai Lu has gradually figured out the tricks of variety shows, and directly handed a dice to Xiang Long.
"What do you mean my hands stink?"
Xiang Long said unconvincedly,"My luck is only bad when I'm with you. I'm usually lucky.……"
Before he could finish, Bai Lu interrupted him impatiently:"Oh, that's enough, stop talking nonsense and throw it away quickly."
"not me……"
Xiang Long wanted to say something, but Bai Lu glared at him. He pretended to be startled and shut up.
Seeing the two people's funny appearance, tourists on the roadside who came to Wuzhen all laughed out loud.
An older woman even teased,"Young man, you can't do this, you're a bit of a henpecked man~"
Hearing this, Xiang Long's old face suddenly turned red, and he hurriedly explained:
"Sister, we are recording a show, not for real.……"
Before he could even utter the word"couple", Bai Lu put her hands on her hips and shouted again:
""Xiang Lili, do you still want to play? Hurry up!"
Xiang Long blinked, aggrieved, and clasped his hands together to give an apologetic smile to the older sister, then quickly threw the dice in his hand away.
Gululu~~
The dice spun for a while and finally stabilized - the number was 2.
""Oh!"
Seeing this, Xiang Long slapped his thigh and sighed, while the audience around him laughed.
Bai Lu said bluntly:"Lili, you can't do it."
Xiang Long stiffened his neck and said stubbornly:"Why, why can't you do it? Isn't it just a little smaller?"
Before Bai Lu could answer, the elder sister said again:
"Oh, small is not good~~"
Swish!
Xiang Long's eyes widened instantly. He didn't expect the elder sister to drive so fast and floor the car as soon as she got on.
On the side,
Bai Lu didn't expect the elder sister to say such a thing. She squatted on the ground with her face covered and laughed until her face turned red.
In the live broadcast room, the audience also instantly became excited:
【Turtle, what a fast car!】
【Big sister: Look, I'm about to start the car! Catch the shrimper!】
【Stop the car, I want to get off, this is not the car to the kindergarten!】
【Get out of the car? Weld the doors and windows shut! No one can get out! (Laughing) (Pervert)】
【If you want to drive wild, society is your big sister, just floor the gas and drive until your blood boils】
【First there was the old man who bought a palm leaf fan, and then there was the lady driving a car. What kind of passers-by are these?]
At the recording site, after a burst of laughter, Xiang Long quickly clasped his fists and said to the lady:
"Sister, I'm still a child, I don't understand what you said... But my friend, please don't say anything, otherwise we will become the first variety show to be banned from the live broadcast room."
The eldest sister also realized that her words seemed not suitable for live broadcast, and she smiled and waved her hands, indicating that she would not speak again.
Xiang Long then restrained his mood and said to Bai Lu who was still trying to hold back her laughter:
"Okay, Mr. Bai, stop laughing and roll the dice!"
Bai Lu took a deep breath, calmed down, gave Xiang Long a look, and said:
"I know, I know, why are you rushing me? You, a person who threw two points, have no right to speak."
"What's wrong with two points?"
Xiang Long said unconvincedly:"Two points is still a point, maybe yours will be smaller than mine later."
"Smaller than yours? Impossible!"
Bai Lu pretended to be disdainful:"I just show it and it's bigger than yours!"
Puff!
The audience on the side couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Bai Lu also realized that what she said seemed ambiguous. She coughed and was about to hold back her laughter when she heard the elder sister hurriedly say:
""Zheci, it's none of my business. This girl drove the car herself!"
Wow!
The surrounding tourists couldn't hold back any more and burst into laughter.
Bai Lu blushed with shame and lay on Xiang Long's back, hiding her face and laughing 'kekekeke'.
The scene instantly became scorched earth...
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