People are in Running Man, and Bai Mengyan is crying at the beginning

Xiang Long held the long biscuit as if it were a microphone and walked in front of Bai Lu with a serious expression:

"Time flies so fast. I have been a part of Running Man for two seasons. When I think back to the first time I met Teacher Bai Lu, it seems like it was just last week.

Bai Lu held back her laughter and rolled her eyes:"It's not like, it was just last week.""

"Well, that's not important."

Xiang Long's expression remained unchanged, and he said in a serious tone:

"Looking back on the past two episodes, Teacher Bai Lu has given me a lot of help."

"It was she who taught me how to throw and catch jokes;"

"It was she who taught me how to create program effects;"

"It was she who told me how to make it in the entertainment industry."

"I am deeply grateful and sincerely thankful for the guidance and teachings of Teacher Bai Lu."

"In order to express my gratitude to Teacher Bai Lu, I specially composed a song for her. Every sentence and every word in the song embodies my deep feelings for Teacher Bai.……"

Listening to Xiang Long's affectionate words,

Bai Lu's expression was first stunned, then confused, and finally, turned into a strong alert - according to the variety show tricks Xiang Long told her before, at this time, she had to turn over the baggage.

Sure enough, when she heard Xiang Long's singing, her face instantly turned red - she saw Xiang Long first pinched his thigh hard, and then looked at Bai Lu affectionately with tears in his eyes, and sang in a deep and gloomy voice:

"Pig - Your nose has two holes."

"When you have a cold, you still have runny nose~~"

"Pig - you have dark eyes,"

"I look and look, but I can't see the end.↗↗"

Hearing Xiang Long's singing, everyone present froze instantly, and there was silence.

The next moment, a deafening laugh broke out!

"Hahahaha!"

"Xiang Long, do you have to tease me like this?"

"Is this your way of saying thank you?"

"As expected, every line of the lyrics is filled with deep gratitude."

Not only did the people at the scene burst into laughter, but the audience in the live broadcast room were also very happy:

【Hahaha, Xiang Long, are you going to make me laugh to death?】

【I should have guessed that if Xiang Long really wanted to thank me, he would never say so much.】

【Bai Lu: Listen to me, thank you……】

【Bai Lu: I have received your gratitude, please accept my gratitude as well - look at the sword!】

【Are you sure this song is an expression of gratitude, not murder?】

【Thank you, pig.~~】

Here,

Bai Lu finally recovered from her shock, and then a sharp voice cut through the scene:

"Ah~ Xiang Lili! You are dead this time!"

After saying that, Bai Lu rushed towards Xiang Long with a red face.

Why would Xiang Long just stand there stupidly?

So, he ran while holding a biscuit as a microphone and continued to output steadily:

"Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail"

"A good kid who is never picky about food"

"Sleep until the sun goes down three times a day"

"Never brush your teeth...never fight……"

As he sang, Bai Lu's screams became louder and louder, and the laughter of the crowd was even louder and louder. Many staff members of the program team laughed so hard that they fell to the ground and couldn't straighten their backs. The barrage in the live broadcast room was completely filled with [Hahahahahaha], and the number of viewers also exceeded 530,000 in one fell swoop, breaking the record of viewership set in the previous episode.

【Hahahaha, this scene is destined to be a very explosive scene even if you look at the history of Chinese variety shows!】

【I've lived on this clip this year.】

【The key is that this song sounds really interesting】

【Although it's a bit disrespectful to Bai Lu, this song is really nice】

【The most important thing is that Xiang Long's breathing was so steady while he was running, it was outrageous!】

【Hahahaha, the more steadily Xiang Long sings, the greater the damage to Bai Lu(ಥ_ಥ) …】

【Bai Mengyan, for the sake of this song, why don't you accept this gratitude?๑】

【Are you asking Bai Lu to accept your gratitude? You are clearly rubbing salt into my Lu Bao's wounds.】

……

Here,

Xiang Long finally pretended to be powerless and was caught by Bai Lu.

Bai Lu completely lost her image, panting and pulling Xiang Long's hair as she walked back.

When she came to the stage, she finally let go of her hand. Just as she was about to say something, she saw Xiang Long utter"ouch" and suddenly collapsed on the ground, his posture was like that of the useless dog.

The key point is that his 1.88 meter tall figure, coupled with his muscles, this posture makes people feel extremely absurd and funny

"Get up!"

Bai Lu suppressed her smile and said angrily.

"I...I can't get up."

Xiang Long glanced at Bai Lu and said the toughest words in the most cowardly tone:"I will get up if you tell me to. Do I still have to maintain my image?"

Puff!

Bai Lu really couldn't help it this time. She leaned on Xiang Long's shoulder and laughed.

Xiang Long also tried to hold back his laughter and spread his hands:"You all saw it, I didn't touch her."

After a while, the two got up.

Xiang Long couldn't wait to ask:"How is it, did Teacher Bai's heartbeat increase this time?"

"

Deng Chao laughed and said,"At the highest point just now, Bai Lu's heart rate was 160."

""Yes!"

Xiang Long clenched his fist, and then stretched out his right hand to high-five Bai Lu to celebrate.

However, looking at Xiang Long's outstretched hand, Bai Lu snorted and turned her head away.

Xiang Long paused slightly, with an awkward smile on his face, and stretched out his left hand to take the initiative to clap with his right hand.

Seeing this, Deng Chao laughed again and asked Xiang Long:

"Xiang Long, the song just now was quite nice, what was the name of the song?"

"Oh, this song is called"Pig Song"》……"

Before he finished speaking, he heard Bai Lu beside him say"Hmm?" and flexed her wrist while looking at him with a bad face:

"What did you call this song?"

"Ah, this, this song is called...……"

Xiang Long was panicked and avoided looking at her. Then an idea flashed in his mind and he said,"This song is to express my gratitude to Teacher Bai Lu, so it's called"Dedicated to Bai Mengyan"》"

Bai Lu nodded in satisfaction, but then, thinking of the lyrics, her expression changed, and her little hand climbed towards Xiang Long's arm again:

"Taking advantage of me again, huh? I'll give you one last chance, what's the name of the song?"

"hiss——"

Xiang Long grimaced, pretending to be in great pain and yelled,"I forgot what this song is called. Why don't you give it a name, Mr. Bai?"

Bai Lu then let go of her hand and said,"Since you wrote it, I think we should call it"To Myself""

"To myself?"

Xiang Long was dumbfounded.

Bai Lu was happy:"Why, you think this name is not nice?"

"No, no, it sounds good, very good, simple and catchy, and it matches the lyrics perfectly."

Xiang Long shuddered and said immediately.

Seeing this,

Deng Chao said contemptuously:"Xiao Xiang, you can't do this, you have to stand up!"

Chen He and others also echoed:

"Yes, that’s the song you wrote, how can you let others change its name at will?"

"I'm not trying to cause trouble. If it were me, I would definitely not be able to tolerate it.……"

"Why change the name? Just call it the original name, Pig Song!"

With the support of several people, Xiang Long straightened his back and said to Bai Lu:

"Hey, who is that? I want to change the title of the song."To Myself" is not very……"

Before he finished speaking, Bai Lu glared at him and asked,"What did you say?"

Xiang Long's body shrank instantly, and his tone became stammering:

"No, nothing, I mean, the title that Teacher Bai gave to my new song is really... really great!"

Bai Lu's beautiful, clear eyes were full of smiles, and she glared at Xiang Long:"Then tell everyone in front of the national audience, did you change the name voluntarily, or did I force you to change it?"

"I was changed voluntarily.……"

Xiang Long blurted out

"Hmm?"

Bai Lu glared at him again.

"Ah, no, I mean, I volunteered."

Xiang Long wiped the sweat from his forehead and forced a smile uglier than crying into the camera:

"Friends in the live room, I... I promise that I voluntarily changed the name of"Pig Song" to"To Myself"》……"

Seeing this, the audience in the live broadcast room all burst into laughter:

【Hahahaha, that’s enough you two!】

【How arrogant you were when you sang"Pig Song" just now, how humble you are now when you change the name to"To Myself"】

【The whole nation knows that you volunteered.】

【Xiang Long, if you continue like this, the status of this family will slide to the Mariana Trench.】

【Xiang Long: I'm not a coward, I'm in love with you.

At the recording site of" Xiang Long, I'm not a coward, I'm in love with you", after the"voluntary name change", Xiang Long and Bai Lu went down.

Later, Deng Chao, Nazha and others also went on stage one by one.

However, because the performance of Xiang Long and Bai Lu was too explosive, the effect of their program was much smaller.

Soon, the second round of the game ended, and Xiang Long and Bai Lu, with a total heartbeat of 360, won the first place without any suspense, and won the reward of being able to ask the program team whether the mysterious water they held was real.

Of course, for the two who already knew the result of the mysterious water, this reward was meaningless.

After this round of the game, it was evening, and everyone took a car back to the hotel to prepare for the third round of games after dinner. On the way back, Xiang Long and Bai Lu took the same car.

Both of them sat in the back seat.

Looking at Bai Lu, who had a delicate face and a sweet smile beside him, thinking of the clues she had faintly revealed in the game, Xiang Long suddenly couldn't control himself and asked with a double meaning:

"Teacher Bai, are you...bullying me on purpose?"

He was asking Bai Lu if she bullied him on purpose in the game, and at the same time, he was also asking Bai Lu if she took advantage of his love for her and deliberately"pushed forward".

If it was the former, then there was nothing to say.

But if it was the latter, then it meant that Bai Lu at least did not object to the further development of their relationship!

Therefore, after asking, Xiang Long stared at Bai Lu with his eyes wide open, holding his breath, waiting for her answer.