“Hahahahaha!”
Bai Lu once again let out her characteristic hearty laugh, her mouth wide open, without caring about her image at all.
And the reason why she is so hilarious is naturally because she defeated Xiang Long once again in the guessing game——
Just now, what she produced was a stone.
Compared to Bai Lu’s excitement, Xiang Long was completely at a loss, so much so that he couldn’t believe it himself, and he smiled bitterly:
“No, audience friends, if I say this is not a script, would you believe it?”
He asked the camera a soul question.
There is no way, anyone who plays guessing games with the same person and ends up losing six times in a row will be suspicious.
Especially the three games just now were all exactly the same: Bai showed the rock, Xiang Long showed the scissors.
[To be honest, I believe it]
[I believe it too – because the script cannot be so mentally retarded [dog head]]
[Losing Bailu six times in a row, you can do it]
[Brother Long, let’s tear up famous brands from now on. Stop guessing. You don’t have that fate, right? 】
[If this is a script, then the screenwriter is too rubbish]
At this time,
Bai Lu also calmed down from her ecstasy, crossed her arms and walked over with a carefree look:
“Xiang Long, right?”
“Tearing off name tags is great, right?”
“Kill our running boy band, right?”
“Would you like to compete with sister again in guessing?”
Hard,
The fist is hard.
Seeing Bai Lu’s arrogant look, Xiang Long clenched his fists – he wished he could compete with Bai Lu again right away.
But thinking about his luck of losing six games in a row, he hesitated again.
If I lose again, I’m afraid I will never be able to get rid of the word “decline”.
“But I’m curious.”
Bai Lu blinked deliberately and asked:
“I just said, if I want to bring out a rock, you can just bring out a paper. If not, you can also bring out a rock. Why do you have to bring me scissors?”
Her voice is so clear, innocent and lovely,
However,
To Xiang Long’s ears, he clearly sounded like a cruel executioner, forcefully opening his unhealed wounds and sprinkling them with salt, cumin, chili powder, and Orleans barbecue sauce…
pain,
It hurts so much.
Xiang Long took a deep breath. He had already lost anyway. He said with a sad tone that was a bit broken:
“Because I predicted what you predicted.”
“What the hell?”
Bai Lu was stunned: “Did you predict my prediction?”
“right.”
Xiang Long explained numbly:
“When you say rock, you will definitely predict that I will use paper to counter you. Therefore, in order to restrain me, you will use scissors to predict my prediction.”
Bai Lu scratched her head: “That’s not right. Since you predicted that I would use scissors, you should also use rocks.”
“Yes, but unfortunately -”
Xiang Long’s tone suddenly became excited and he said loudly:
“I thought you were too smart. I thought that since you had already predicted that I would predict your prediction by using rocks, you would definitely choose to use ‘cloth’ to restrain my prediction of your predictions!”
Everyone in Bailu was dumbfounded: “So——”
“so!”
Xiang Long looked sad and angry: “I thought you were on the fourth floor, but I didn’t expect that you were only on the first floor and didn’t even move!”
“Pfft-hahahaha!”
Bai Lu burst into gummy laughter again.
The audience in the live broadcast room also laughed like crazy:
[Good guy, you are just playing with matryoshka dolls here! 】
[Xiang Long: Blame me for thinking too much]
[I thought you were a king, but I didn’t expect you were just a bronze]
[What is this, a natural killer? 】
[Weird CP has been added again]
Art Museum.
Listening to Bai Lu’s laughter, Xiang Long’s hands were shaking with anger and his lips trembled:
“Don’t be proud, I…I will come back!”
After saying a classic villain line, Xiang Long turned around and left quickly.
Looking at Xiang Long’s desolate back, Bai Lu waved loudly:
“Uncle, you are welcome to come back and compete with me at any time!”
Xiang Long stumbled and left faster.
Seeing this, Bai Lu smiled so hard that her eyes turned into crescent moons. Then she suddenly thought of something, clapped her hands, and said to the camera: “No, I have to tell others that Xiang Long is not good at guessing!”
After saying that, she ignored looking for her R coins and went to the other running boy group members first.
Not long after, she met Angelababy.
“Sister Baby, let me tell you something——”
Bai Lu immediately recounted how she and Xiang Long competed twice in the guessing game.
“real or fake?”
Baby looked in disbelief: “You beat Xiang Long six times in a row?”
“Uh-huh!”
Bai Lu nodded affirmatively
: “So, next time you meet Xiang Long, ask him to compete with him in guessing. If he doesn’t agree, make him scared and he will definitely agree.”
Seeing this scene, barrages flew by like crazy:
【666】
[Good guy, you summarized it very quickly]
[Xiang Long: Listen to me and thank you]
[Xiang Long: You are quite a nice person]
Baby was also a little hesitant, but he thought that even if he failed, he would just be torn apart, so he nodded and agreed.
And very coincidentally,
Not long after she and Bai Lu separated, she met Xiang Long.
“Teacher Baby, I’m sorry!”
With that said, Xiang Long was about to rush over and tear off her name tag.
“Wait a minute!”
Upon seeing this, Baby quickly stretched out his hand and asked: “Xiang Long, do you dare to compete with me in guessing?”
Xiang Long:……
“Bai Lu told you everything?”
Xiang Long took a deep breath and looked speechless.
“Yes, that’s right.”
Seeing that Xiang Long really didn’t do anything, Baby also laughed: “How about it, just tell me whether you dare or not?”
“Hey, look at my bad temper!”
Xiang Long rolled up his sleeves and said, “Let’s compete!”
“Okay, let’s hurry up and decide the outcome in one round.”
“no problem.”
Then, the two put their fists behind their backs and said together: “Rock, scissors – paper!”
The two of them stretched out their right hands at the same time:
Xianglong scissors.
Baby cloth.
Seeing that he won the baby, Xiang Long clenched his fist excitedly and said loudly to the camera:
“I knew it, I knew it! Brothers, did you see that I won’t always lose? It was just my bad luck just now, and now, my luck is back!”
【Hahahahaha】
[Look at the excitement of the children]
[It seems like I didn’t win the guessing game, but I won the world championship]
This way.
After winning the baby, Xiang Long said with high spirits:
“Next, it’s my moment of revenge – Bai Lu, just wait, this time, I will definitely avenge my shame!”
After saying that, he jogged and started looking for Bai Lu.
A few minutes later, he didn’t find Bai Lu and met Zhou Shen first.
And Zhou Shen’s first words left Xiang Long speechless on the spot——
“Xiang Long, do you dare to compete with me in guessing?”
“Did Bai Lu tell you again?”
After receiving a positive answer, Xiang Long waved his fist at the camera: “Teacher Bai Lu, I remember this account.”
Then, he smiled at Zhou Shen: “Come on then, we will win or lose in one round.”
“rock-paper-scissors!”
Xiang Long produced cloth, while Zhou Shen produced stone.
“Sorry, Teacher Zhou Shen.”
Xiang Long shrugged and tore off Zhou Shen’s name tag.
“That’s not right, this is different from what Bai Lu said…”
Zhou Shen looked confused: “She clearly said that you are very good at guessing.”
“Very good?”
Xiang Long’s eyes twitched.
“Ah, no, no, Bai Lu means that you are not good at playing guessing.”
Zhou Shen quickly explained with a smile.
“It doesn’t matter, Teacher Zhou Shen, you don’t need to explain to her, anyway, the grudge between me and her is as good as this!”
Xiang Long looked like “Bai Lu and I are irreconcilable.”
Zhou Shen laughed.
Unseen by the camera, he quietly gave Xiang Long a thumbs up.
In his opinion, Xiang Long’s reaction was very effective in variety shows.
Xiang Long smiled and nodded to express his gratitude, and then shouted with a murderous look on his face:
“Bai Lu, come out – I’m here to take revenge on you!”
Before he finished speaking,
Then I saw Bai Lu’s slim figure walking leisurely from the other end of the corridor.
She picked her ears nonchalantly, looking impatient:
“Oh, I heard it, I heard it. What are you shouting? What if you make such a loud noise and disturb the flowers and plants?”
The corner of Xiang Long’s eyes twitched:…
Zhou Shen clapped his hands and laughed.
“Teacher Bai Lu, don’t be proud.”
Xiang Long took a deep breath and said solemnly: “The me now is no longer the me just now. This time, I will definitely…”
Before he finished speaking, he was directly interrupted by Bai Lu:
“Okay, okay, I know you want to seek revenge from me. Why are you talking so much nonsense? Let’s compare quickly. After that, I have to continue looking for R coins. I just found three – Hey, Shen Shen, how many have you found? ?”
Seeing that Bai Lu didn’t care about her at all, Xiang Long opened his eyes wide, breathed thickly, and his face gradually turned red.
Everyone else around, whether it was Zhou Shen or the camera and other staff, were all amused by the scene between Xiang Long and Bai Lu.
The same goes for the audience in the live broadcast room:
[Hahaha, this scene is invincible]
【Reservation of famous scenes】
[Big Demon King and Bai Xiaolu, lock them up! ! 】
[It feels like Xiang Long is completely manipulated by Bai Lu, haha]
[Seeing that Xiang Long was so angry that his face turned red]
[I feel a little cute for some reason. What’s going on? 】
[It’s like the omnipotent old father facing his naughty daughter’s sense of déjà vu]
[Xiang Long, please be more angry, you are the big devil who destroys running men]
[Xiang Long’s tall body was controlled by the petite and cute Bai Lu, killing me! 】
Art Museum.
Xiang Long took a deep breath and said with a nervous look on his face: “Come on, Teacher Bai Lu, let’s show off.”
“Okay, okay, this is just a matter of time. Why are you so anxious?”
Bai Lu waved her hand casually:
“In this case, I still have to find R coins. Time is tight. Let’s decide the outcome in one round?”
“Can!”
Xiang Long nodded vigorously.
Then, the two of them put their right hands behind their backs.
“rock-paper-scissors!”
After the words fell, the two of them stretched out their right hands.
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