People in One Piece are so good-looking
Chapter 115 Peach Rabbit Phone Porridge【2/3】
Chapter 115 Peach Rabbit Phone Porridge【23】
Nuo Xia was indeed dumbfounded.
Because at this moment, the phone bug's head was being held up in front of his eyes by the bald old man, less than twenty centimeters away from him.
A familiar voice as sweet as the sound of a spring came from the open mouth:
"Hello? Are you there? Soldier over there, are you from this headquarters?"
"..."
Nuo Xia was silent for a long time, and then said with a strange expression: "Yes, Brigadier."
"Eh?"
The phone bug was stunned for a moment, then his eyes widened and he screamed, "Why is it you!"
………………
South China Sea.
In a remote and unfamiliar sea area, heavy snowflakes were flying all over the sky, and the icy cold breath spread wantonly on the sea surface, making the navy soldiers on duty on the warship deck tremble with cold.
"why you!"
Hearing the exclamation from the bow of the ship, many soldiers turned around in surprise and found Major General Gion holding a phone bug. His eyes widened and he stood up suddenly, with a look of surprise on his red face.
As if realizing that her scream was too loud, she turned around, smiled apologetically at the soldiers, then turned around again, spoke in a low voice into the microphone:
"Hey...how could it be you?"
Although his voice was lowered, he couldn't hide the excitement of a little girl.
"I'm surprised too, Brigadier."
The voice on the other end of the phone was inexplicably offended, "But it looks like you are more surprised... Hey, don't show a strange expression. I can clearly see the change in your demeanor just now through the phone bug, tsk, This thing is really a good thing..."
Damn phone bug, Peach Rabbit wrinkled the tip of his nose, his teeth itching with hatred.
"I'm a major general now." She said angrily, "Why, we haven't seen each other for more than a month and you can't even remember such a thing?"
"Ah, I'm used to it, I'm too lazy to change my words."
The young man said with a smile, "Besides, if I call you Major General, I have to remember that I have to become a Lieutenant General before you can confess your love. The courage on my shoulders is heavy and the pressure is great..."
"How can you mention this in front of others..." Taotu raised his eyebrows.
"Don't worry, I'm not that stupid. I've slipped away a long time ago. Go, go, let me tell you, go away..."
A rustling sound of pushing was heard, and after a moment there was movement on the microphone again, "Hey, Brigadier, are you still listening? Just now, the old man wanted to come over and eavesdrop, but I pushed him away. "
"Be polite to the elderly, young man." Taotu then remembered what was going on and frowned slightly, "What on earth is going on? What did you do to Mr. Anka over there?"
"What did he tell you on the phone?"
"It is said that he asked the navy to help him regain the goods, but he was ruined a lot by the clumsy navy. There was also a kid from the headquarters who bullied others. Not only did he not admit it, he also wanted to beat him in turn..."
"People can be so shameless." The phone bug showed an admiring expression, "Do you believe it?"
"Mr. Anka's words are never trustworthy." Taotu raised the corners of his mouth slightly, as if he was suppressing a smile, "But if the person he accuses is you, you can barely believe it for once."
"What kind of words are these!"
The phone bug's eyes widened, and he imitated the cry of Qu perfectly, "Am I so unworthy in your heart, that my credibility is not as good as that of a smelly old man with a bad attitude?"
"When has the truth ever come out of your mouth?"
Taotu smiled and said, "Okay, tell me, what actually happened to make Mr. Anka do that. When I heard his voice just now, I was afraid that he would make himself angry to death."
"It's a long story, it starts yesterday afternoon..."
The Grand Line, on the warship of the G2 branch.
Nuo Xia sat cross-legged on the railing, holding the microphone and narrating what happened, letting out a proud chuckle from time to time, while the Ghost Spider and others in the distance stood there blankly, dumbfounded.
——What's going on? Didn't the old man find the senior management of the headquarters and plan to reprimand him severely?
Why are there two people now...
Are you still talking on the phone?
The ghost spider turned his head and glanced at the bald old man with a strange expression. The latter's eyes were also wide-eyed, and he almost wrote the words "disbelief" on the top of his head.
"So that's what happened..."
After listening to the description from Nuo Xia's perspective, Taotu probably understood, and rubbed his brows helplessly, "Mr. Anka is still the same as before, stingy, ungrateful, and likes to make up stories..."
"What's your relationship with him?" Nuo Xia was a little confused. "Why do I have to call you, your relative, for such a trivial matter?"
"Well... not really."
Taotu held his delicate chin and thought for a while, "At most, he is my father's friend. He has known me since childhood, but our friendship was only average. Until last year, his caravan rescued several of my subordinates. In order to express my gratitude, I I just left my phone number and told him to call him if he encounters danger or difficulty..."
"I don't even have your number!"
The phone bug in front of her suddenly raised more than one tone, interrupting her words.
"You didn't even ask."
The anger and eagerness in that voice could be heard thousands of miles away. Taotu couldn't help but laugh out loud:
"Besides, what does it matter if you have a number? You are a little recruit, and the headquarters will not equip you with a phone bug that can make calls across sea areas..."
"I can borrow it from the branch."
The young man groaned and said, "I go back to the branch every few days and want to make a call. That can't be done at any time..."
"I also stayed in the G2 branch for a while. It was the busiest branch in the entire Grand Line. The phone bugs in the communications room were always occupied, and the long-distance calls almost never stopped."
Taotu brushed the hair from his forehead and said with a chuckle, "You are a small recruit and you don't have many acquaintances there. It's not that easy to borrow one."
"How did you know that I was in the G2 branch? Those were all temporary arrangements made by Teacher Zefa..."
The phone bug's expression was a little puzzled at first, and then he seemed to have thought of something, and heard a voice with a fist and a sudden realization:
"I understand, you must have thought too much about me and asked Teacher Zefa specifically, right?"
"..."
Taotu turned his head, trying not to let the phone bug imitate the blush on his face, "No, Mr. Anka told me just now."
"lie."
"..."
"By the way, I suddenly remembered that when I went back to the branch last time, the staff officer I knew said that someone seemed to have called me to ask about me in those days. I rushed to the warship and didn't pay attention. Now that I think about it, it couldn't be you. ?”
"...It's not me, don't make blind guesses."
"Still lying."
"..."
"Oh, and by the way, let me remind you that the phone bug in front of me is also twisting his neck like you, but his face is still as red as an apple..."
"!"
Taotu woke up with a start, turned around suddenly, glared at the phone bug in his hand, and gritted his silver teeth in anger.
The light blue little phone bug didn't understand why its master was angry. After blinking, he decided to do his best to carry out his imitation duties to the end.
——Then the next moment.
Thousands of miles away, Nuo Xia on the other end of the phone saw that the phone bug in front of him suddenly became angry. He glared angrily at him and gritted his teeth.
"Ah, phone bugs are truly the most amazing species in the world."
He was stunned for a moment, then suddenly raised the little guy with a smile and sighed sincerely, "Are you right, Brigadier?"
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