Coming?
What's coming?
When the sailors heard Lin Yi's words, they were puzzled.
"The anchor said it's coming, what's coming, is it the police?".
"No, I didn't hear any movement. "
"What the hell is the anchor talking about!".
...
And yet in the next second.
I saw Wang Jun swimming desperately to the other side of the river.
At this moment.
Suddenly, it was like something had happened.
First, his face changed.
Then the water began to flutter wildly.
His facial expression, as if he was in great pain,
screamed!
"Ahh
"My... It's mine... Below... I was bitten by something!".
A sudden scene.
Let everyone be like the second monk is confused.
"What the hell, what did he bite?".
"What's that?".
"I don't know why, I suddenly felt that the anchor knew, what's going on!".
"Yes, anchor, what's wrong with him, come and tell us about it!".
"That's right, that's right, anchor, don't you, what do you know?".
Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room.
Lin Yi didn't hide it this time, but said:
"He should have been bitten by Wang Ba!"
What?
Hearing Lin Yi's words, the sailors in the live broadcast room were extremely shocked.
"Anchor, what do you say happened to him, he was bitten by Wang Ba and the second child?".
"It's really fake, it's too exciting for me to go here!".
"If it's true, then he deserves it. "
.......
Lin Yi: "Whether it's true or not, I'll know when he comes up!".
Leave that sentence aside.
Lin Yi whistled at the police dog:
"Go, go down and drag him up. "
Not to mention.
This police dog didn't know why, after hearing Lin Yi's words.
Jump straight into the river without half a cent of ink, and then the dog planing like ... Well, it's a dog.... The police dog swam towards Wang Jun.
There is no time for a moment.
He dragged Wang Jun to the shore.
Because the cargo was too heavy, there was really no way for the police dog to drag him ashore.
So Lin Yi went down to the shore, grabbed the other party's collar, and walked to the shore.
With Wang Jun ashore.
I saw that under him, there was a king about thirty centimeters long... The old turtle is biting his dick.
Under Lin Yi's lift, the old turtle hung dead under Wang Jun and swayed back and forth.
How comical this scene is.
The male sailors in the live broadcast room saw this scene and collectively clamped their legs!
"I'm going... Mom, this thing is really been, the eighth prince kissed the second child. "
"Wo Cao... I was really bitten by Wang Ba, the second child!".
"It's funny, but I can't laugh, I feel ......."
"I'm the same!".
The female sailors covered their eyes and didn't dare to look at this scene.
But a finger's wide finger slit betrayed them!
......
After Wang Jun was lifted ashore by Lin Yi, he was left aside by Lin Yi.
Right now.
He was already tossed and weak.
endured the huge pain under him, and looked at Lin Yi with resentment
"Didn't you say you were very spiritual there, why did I become like this?".
Lin Yi smiled, and in line with the idea that he would not pay for his life, he said with righteousness and sternness on his face
"Doesn't it work?"
"I said that burning incense and asking for wishes will cost you a little bit. "
"You see, you want to be able to live a stable life in the future, but the price you pay is that you were first bitten by a dog, and when you crossed the river, you were bitten by an old turtle... Two!".
Speaking of this, Lin Yi took a look at the old turtle hanging between Wang Jun's legs, and continued:
"This is your price, and there will be a police officer to take you to live a stable life, this is the stable life you want!"
Then he put his hands together and said with a sigh on his face
"You see that there is a cause and an effect, and you say that the spirit is not spiritual, right?"
Poof.....
Hearing this, Wang Jun couldn't hold back any longer.
There was almost no blood spurting out.
Nima.
Is this the kind of stable life I want?
If I want this kind of stable life, I still need to burn incense, and I also need to be bitten by dogs and nagged by kings.
I'm special.
How nice it would be to go straight to the police station and turn yourself in.
This moment.
Wang Jun felt that he was being played, completely played!
And the sailors in the live broadcast room, after hearing Lin Yi's tirade.
They all burst out laughing.
"Hahaha, Mom, I'm laughing to death, I didn't expect the anchor's eloquence to be so good!".
"Hahaha, who says it's not, although it feels weird, but I can't say it. "
"Hahaha, this wanted criminal, it's too unlucky, I went around in a big circle, I was bitten by a dog, I was bitten by the eighth prince and the second child, and I still have to go in when I turn around. "
"Actually, what the anchor said is right, he wants a stable life, but for wanted criminals like them, where is the life of a police station stable!".
"Hahaha, you just say that the spirit is not spiritual!".
"Spirit, the spirit of the mother!".
......
A few minutes later.
Friends who are in the live broadcast room, when they are discussing.
Officer Zhou and Officer Sun just now have also arrived here.
Just got here.
The two saw that the wanted criminal was lying on the ground, and their police dog was still nesting next to him.
The main thing is:
Underneath the wanted criminal, there is still a big old turtle!
Hiss.....
The two policemen, who were both men, gasped when they saw the suspect.
This Nima.
This feeling!
......
After adjusting, Officer Zhou came to Lin Yi and pointed at Wang Ba below Wang Jun and asked
"What's going on?".
Lin Yi smiled and replied:
"Oh... You said this, but in fact, when this wanted criminal escaped from the river, he was bitten by Wang Ba!"
"What?".
Hearing this, the two policemen were stunned, and then Officer Sun asked in disbelief
"Are you saying that this person was bitten by Wang Ba and didn't escape?".
Lin Yi nodded and smiled
"That's right.....
".
Uhhh
Hearing this, the two glanced at each other, their eyes full of disbelief.
Their first-class merit was obtained by Wang Ba for them?
Come to think of it.
The eyes of the two looked eagerly at Wang Ba, who was biting to the death, Wang Jun.
That's a first-class achievement.
This is simply their lucky star.
At this moment, they are all thinking about whether to give this Wang Ba a credit, and then collect a compilation, or something!
.......
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