Pirate: Salted Fish Sword God

“What an indifferent society.”

Looking at the two beauties who were unwilling to move, Ye Chen could only do it himself.

Two meters seems close.

However, for the salted fish lying comfortably, it is a heavenly barrier.

A katana that was almost completely black and only had a dark red blade appeared in Ye Chen’s hand.

Er, with Ye Chen’s mind control.

The katana twisted slightly, the light flowed, the blood qi was full of blood, turned into a giant python-shaped Hezi, opened the refrigerator, and took the coke…

“……”

Tina and Perona were dumbfounded.

Can you still be so lazy?

Don’t want to get up?

Boom!

Ye Chen opened the coke and took a sip, very pleasant.

[You have successfully held a position where salted fish will never get up as long as you lie down, God salty point +1! ] 】

[You have won the gaze of two pairs and five bodies with your laziness, God salty point +1!]

Ye Chen was speechless in his heart.

Two women who have never seen the world, just basic operations.

Drinking coke, Ye Chen looked at the katana in his hand again.

SS-level Kuink’s silver is already a top Kuinker in the world of Tokyo Ghoul.

Both offensive and defensive, highly mobile, and regenerative.

Ye Chen thought of giving this Kuink a devil fruit to try, but he didn’t encounter a suitable devil fruit.

It was getting late, and the three slept.

Perona has a habit of letting Tina and Ye Chen tell stories every day.

Recently, Perona has been fascinated by various online novels told by Ye Chen.

Perona lay in the center of the quilt between the two and looked at Ye Chen with an expectant expression, “Do you still tell me the story of ‘thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don’t bully the young and poor’?” ”

Ye Chen said, “The protagonist has finished killing the Soul Heavenly Emperor.” ”

“What about the story of ‘I am the Heavenly Emperor and become all enemies in the town’?”

“The protagonist took the Heavenly Court to ascend to the Immortal Realm, and he also finished speaking.”

“……”

“Forget it, I’ll tell you the story of a mermaid princess.”

Hearing Ye Chen say that he wanted a mermaid, Perona suddenly became interested, “Cluck, okay!” ”

In this world, merfolk are real.

Ye Chen said, “Once upon a time there was a beautiful mermaid princess who fell in love with the human prince.

In order to be with the prince, the mermaid princess approached the witch and said, ‘I want to see him anyway.’ ’

The witch gave her a potion and said, ‘Drink it and you will meet the prince, but you will turn into a bubble.’ ’

The mermaid princess resolutely drank the potion, and slowly, foam rose around her.

She looked up and saw the prince looking at her affectionately…”

“Say what?”

Perona looked at Ye Chen with wide eyes, full of expectation.

Ye Chen smiled and said, “The prince said: ‘The water is boiling, waiter, this sauerkraut fish will add some sauerkraut to me.'” ’”

“Wow!”

“You are so cruel!”

Perona, who thought it was a touching story, had a small face full of anger.

Ye Chen smiled triumphantly.

Listening to stories is mainly for excitement.

What else do you want to be happy and happy?

Inexistent!

[You made the little loli angry to the little hun, god salty point +1! ] 】

Tina looked like ‘I have seen through everything’ on the side, and said lightly: “Perona, have you forgotten what he let that Nalan Yan look like when he told you that Xiao Yan said ‘thirty years of Hedong, thirty years of Hexi, don’t bully the young man and be poor’?”

In the three-year contract, Xiao Yan recuperated from his injuries for two and a half years….

I went to that Yunlan Sect and was beaten and recuperated for three years…”

“Hmph, ignore him-”

Little Lori pouted and did not speak.

Ye Chen’s eyes glanced, “Angry? ”

Little Loli hummed: “People are bored, you can tell people a few jokes and listen to them.” ”

Hearing this, Ye Chen shook his head, “Forget it, they are still small and can’t understand.” ”

Perona: (⊙_⊙)

Tina: (⊙_⊙)

Perona lowered her head, looked at herself and looked at Tina’s, her little face twisted.

Hmph, people will grow up sooner or later!

Bigger than Tina’s!

[You made the little loli angry that the little Hun was drumming up again, the god salty point +1! ] 】

Perona snorted softly: “People are just small now.” ”

Ye Chen said, “No, I still prefer childhood sweethearts.” ”

“Yes?”

Perona looked at Ye Chen with a slightly red face.

Even if you can talk and say that the two of us are childhood sweethearts.

Ye Chen said seriously: “Because then you can play from small to big.” ”

Perona: (╯Д)╯(┻━┻

Tina: (╯Д)╯(┻━┻

Sure enough, I knew nothing good!

This handsome and tumultuous salted fish with a mouth full of meat jokes!

[You made the little loli angry that the little Hun drummed up again, god salty point +1! ] 】

Saying that, Ye Chen looked at Tina.

Tina blocked the beautiful scenery in front of her with a quilt, “Tina’s big enough!” ”

Ye Chen nodded.

“yes, very similar to my hand shape.”

[Tina blushed when you said it, god salty point +1! ] 】

【You are satisfied with your Akina mountain riding skills, Shinshen point +1! 】 】

[You suddenly find that something is grabbed by a naughty little hand, god salty point +1! ] 】

[When you just felt it, the little hand suddenly withdrew, the god salty point +1! ] 】

[Perona threw you a proud look of revenge success, God salty point +1! ] +1！ +1！ 】

………………

New world.

Seabird Newspapers, Office of the Vice President.

“What did you say?”

A big bird wearing a top hat and dressed as a gentleman, after listening to the report on the other side of the phone worm, his face showed a human shock, “You mean a 15-year-old vice admiral named Ye Chen who defeated all the supernova in the Chambord Islands.

Moreover, he also fought against that legendary Hades, and the victory or defeat was not scored?

Feed!

You’re kidding!

Only 15 years old, how can he fight Hades?

That’s the deputy captain of One Piece, who once stood at the top of the world! ”

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[3,000 flowers should have been added, but the author signed the contract and only mailed it out yesterday, the number of words is already 90,000, I am afraid that I will not be able to catch up with the shelf, so the update will be saved until the day it is on the shelf! ] Will not break his word! 】