Pirates: Life is an idle fish

“Your Excellency is such a good man!”

In the courtyard, he sat at the wooden table with a hungry smile, smelling the fragrance of the noodles that Xia Yu had prepared for him, and said very movingly, “Now in this world, there are not many good people like Your Excellency!” By the way, I haven’t consulted Your Excellency…”

Xia Yu smiled slightly and said, “Xia Yu! The owner of this mushroom house! To be precise, this is the second mushroom house operating in the next! ”

“This way!”

Yixiao nodded and said with a slight bow, “Laugh in the next one!” ”

“A smile?” Xia Yu blinked habitually and said, “Very interesting name!” Well, you eat noodles first! Let’s talk after eating! ”

“Okay!”

Yixiao picked up the chopsticks, rolled his eyes slightly, and bowed his head again, “Thank you so much, Mr. Xia Yu!” That’s next…”

“Eat, eat!”

Xia Yu waved his hand while picking up the newspaper, “Meeting is fate, don’t be so polite!” ”

He smiled and was no longer polite, picked up his chopsticks and began to gobble it up.

“Hint: whether to add a smile to the Mushroom House guest list!”

As soon as he moved his chopsticks, the system’s prompt came out in Xia Yu’s mind in time.

Xia Yu has been waiting for the system’s prompt to appear, although the mushroom house guest has always been the system to give tips, and then he chooses, but the system will never let him down, as long as it is a famous and capable figure in this world, the system will give tips in time, no need for him to worry about it at all!

“Tip: The host successfully included Yixiao in the guest list of the mushroom house, and Yixiao will get an unexpected surprise!”

“Hint: Scanning for a smile’s ability!”

“Tip: The scan was successful. The system has successfully replicated the Smile’s Gravity Fruit ability! ”

“Tip: Found that there are shortcomings in the fruit ability, and the system is undergoing transformation!”

“Tip: The side effects of the fruit ability have been successfully removed and put into the system mall, please redeem it as appropriate to the host!”

Ahahaha ~~~~

Hearing the prompt in his mind, although Xia Yu was holding the newspaper, his heart was happy! When Fuji Hu smiled and used his gravity fruit ability for the first time in the original book, he surprised Xia Yu at that time! It’s another release of gravity to imprison the other party, another weightlessness to fly, and another summoning of meteorites, it’s just not too handsome! One of the proper pretending artifacts!

In a sense, the gravity fruit and the fluttering fruit have similarities, and now the abilities of these two fruits are included in the system mall by Xia Yu, and Xia Yu can just take it out for research when he is bored in the future. The left hand releases gravity to summon meteorites, and the right hand releases the Fluttering Fruit ability to make these meteorites float in the air! Then hold a Super Mario puzzle game in this mushroom house, maybe you can make this mushroom house famous in an instant!! Wow, that’s such a pleasant decision!

“This is the best noodle I’ve eaten in so many years of wandering! It’s really delicious! Mr. Xia Yu, thank you! ”

At this moment, the smile that drank all the noodle soup was still endless, and the face was filled with a halo of happiness, and the eyes that were blinded by himself narrowed a line, and the expression was even more funny to the extreme!

“It’s delicious, isn’t it?”

Xia Yu narrowed his eyes and said with a gentle face, “Another bowl if it’s delicious?” ”

“No need, it’s full!” Yixiao waved his hand and said, “Mr. Xia Yu is really a good person!” Say, what do you need the old man to do! As long as the old man can help, he will definitely not shirk! ”

“It’s okay!”

Xia Yu looked around, and then pointed in the direction of the stove, “Let’s split the wood next to the stove first!” yes, forgot your eyes…”

“Chopping wood? It’s okay, the old man can! ”

Without waiting for Xia Yu to finish speaking, he simply stood by the stove with a smile, and then clicked the axe placed next to the pyre with the cane knife in his hand, and then skillfully picked it up.

“Wow, are you really blind!

Seeing that Yixiao was so skillful and accurate in finding the pyre and axe, Xia Yu looked at him a little stunned, “Pretended, right?” ”

Hearing this, he shook his head with a smile and smiled bitterly, and did not say much, picked up the axe and began to chop firewood.

However, he had just chopped the axe, and he was suddenly completely stunned!

Then, there was a sudden tingling pain in his eyes, which had not been able to see anything for years. Without waiting for him to come to his senses, a blurry shadow came into his eyes!

“What’s going on?”

After seeing that his eyes could actually see something blurry, his pupils tightened sharply, and then he turned to look at Xia Yu in shock, “Mr. Xia Yu, you just gave the old man food…”

Before the words were finished, Xia Yu appeared in his eyes clearly, seeing Xia Yu looking at him blankly, he put down the axe a little unexpectedly, and then rubbed his eyes vigorously!

“！！！！！！！！！”

After rubbing his eyes and opening them again, his smile suddenly stiffened on the spot like an electric shock! Because in his line of sight, not only Xia Yu, but also everything in the yard, including the animal that he had captured when he first entered the yard was jumping around with a black knife in the yard.

“Old man’s eyes!”

Looking at Xia Yu who met his eyes and everything in the courtyard, he was sluggish for a long time before returning his gaze with a smile, and then slowly raised his hands to his eyes!

Looking at his own hands that appeared in his sight, he blinked in disbelief with a smile, and then said with a confused look, “How can the old man’s eyes be seen again?!” ”

Xia Yu, who was sitting at the wooden table, was puzzled by the reaction of a smile at first, but when he heard Yixiao’s words, he saw that Yixiao’s eyes returned to normal, and he finally released!

Obviously, after becoming a guest of the mushroom house, the unexpected surprise activated by Yixiao was that his eyes returned to normal.

All right!

The unexpected surprise of finding a smile was that after his eyes returned to normal, the corner of Xia Yu’s mouth twitched. For a smile, I am afraid that there is only surprise and no joy! After all, the eyes of this product are blinded by himself because he does not want to see the sins of this world again! Now that his eyes were suddenly better, it was a terrifying thing for him.

After coming over, Xia Yu slapped the wooden table, stood up and scolded with a smile, “Good old man, I was so kind enough to take you in to make you food, but you pretended to be blind to cheat and drink!” …”

“Eh…”

Hearing Xia Yu’s words, he quickly withdrew his mind with a smile, and waved his hand again and again, “It’s not like this!” The old man was really blind before! I just don’t know what’s going on, and my eyes can suddenly see things! Old man… The old man really didn’t cheat and drink ah! ”

A smile is a little broken!

This damn eye will not recover early, but it will recover when Xia Yu said whether he was pretending to be blind. It’s good that he didn’t pretend to be blind at this time, and no matter how he explained it, he couldn’t avoid the fact of pretending to be blind!

“It’s not cheating, is it!”

Looking at the flustered smile, Xia Yuqiang held back a smile and said, “Then check out!” ”

“But the old man really didn’t bring any money!”

“What!” Xia Yu instantly kicked his nose on his face, “I didn’t bring money, and I pretended to be blind, isn’t this called cheating?!” ”

“The old man is really blind!” Smiled and was about to cry, he wanted to explain but found that all explanations turned pale and weak as his eyes returned to normal.

Therefore, Yixiao simply gave up the treatment, shrugged his head, and said helplessly: “If Mr. Xia Yu doesn’t believe it, the old man can let these extra eyes close again!” Saying that, he smiled and put up two fingers, ready to poke his eyes blind again.

“Groove!”

Seeing that Yixiao actually wanted to blind his eyes, Xia Yu quickly cursed: “It’s not enough to cheat and drink, I’m ready to touch porcelain!” Sure enough, good people in this world are not good! I… I’m really hard! ”

“！！！！！”

Yixiao was really about to cry, he really didn’t want to touch porcelain, he just wanted to prove that he was really just a blind person! But if he really poked his eyes blind now, he was really touching porcelain as Xia Yu said!

Thinking of this, he lowered his hand with a weak smile, and looked at Xia Yu with helpless eyes, “Mr. Xia Yu, the old man didn’t think about cheating and drinking, let alone tricks!” The money for this bowl of noodles, the old man first credited… Eh, forget it! The old man stayed here to work to pay the bill!? ”

“Part-time work?”

Xia Yu blinked, nodded reluctantly, and said, “Okay!” This bowl of noodles is 10 million Baileys. Give you a salary of five thousand Baileys a month, when will you finish this bowl of noodles, you will leave! ”

“Okay… Thank you so much…” Before he finished speaking, Yixiao suddenly raised his head, and his eyes almost fell out, “A thousand… Ten million Baileys? Mr. Xia Yu, this bowl of noodles… It’s too expensive! ”

“Who let you pretend to be blind to cheat food and drink, and also want to blind your eyes to touch porcelain! To deal with a bad old man like you, you have to use extraordinary means! lest I go out again in the future to be kidnapped…”

“Eh——————”

Speechless by Xia Yu’s words, he smiled and froze on the spot. You must know that although he likes to gamble a little over the years, he has never done anything harmful to nature, and he respects the people living at the bottom, even if he can’t talk about justice, he thinks he is definitely a good person! But because of this bowl of noodles, because his eyes suddenly returned to normal, he directly made him unsafe, and he became a bad old man who cheated, cheated, and touched porcelain!

Sure enough, these eyes will not only see the sins of this world, but also affect themselves!

If he could, he would really like to close his eyes again, which had suddenly returned to normal.

However, he could only think about it, if he closed these eyes again, he would really become the person who was abducted in Xia Yu’s mouth!

Thinking of this, he exhaled a heavy breath with a smile, and helplessly accepted the cruel reality of becoming a mushroom house chief worker!

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